I love bad puns, and this one is the worst.
Go Drama.
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Earl Sleek
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this team can do it! not only does Meg have a Time Machine and has been to the future, but he released the curse. we can all breathe easy.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
The curse was suspended temporarily for the sake of drama.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Was the curse suspended? Or was it just that the game was in Denver? It’s clear to me that this “curse” is the direct result of asshole Sharks fans who boo their own team during the first period of Game 2, down by only one goal. This whole, 50+ reg season wins don’t mean nothin’ w/ out The Cup is crap. Take your portable hard drive give aways, sit back and watch your team be bewildered by a franchise with much less skill.
You don’t get that NorCal-cecessionist-water-hogging-tree-sitting-hella-techie bullshit in Anaheim. Nope, Ducks fans may think that hooking refers to bad conduct by a Shovel Girl, but at least the only negative kharma comes from some drinky green shirt in Row B.
Sharks fans, you don’t deserve your team.
by GordonBombay on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
By the same logic
Fans in Detroit don’t deserve their team either.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
comes from some drinky green shirt in Row B
dont trust that guy under any cicumstances
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Since when did they start letting mental patients go on the internet?
I don’t even want to respond to your comment, in case being so wrong might be contagious.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Since when did they start letting mental patients go on the internet?
I think right after nerds. After the entirety of those two groups, normal people started to slowly sprinkle in.
Great stuff, Earl.
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions
Where’s the Shark with a cape and a #8 on his chest that comes in and tosses that curse aside effortlessly?
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 21, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions
You didn’t hear? Selanne revitalized his career in Anaheim, dude.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
muahahahaha
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 21, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Well shit, guess I walked right into that one…
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 21, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This one’s not entirely at your expense — the Shark’s not exactly failed at his lifting task just yet. The outcome is yet to be determined.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
//cries
whyyyy!!!!! OoOOH shiny…pretty, zen, positivity, love, hearts, flowers, booze :D
Man this positivity thing is hard :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
more reason we need you to lose…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 21, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
such a downer
you’re a spirit killer aren’t you? :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Spade’s cheering me up — he’s just a spirit re-distributor.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
hahaha
:P
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ok im the only one who doesnt get it…someone tell the slow kid here
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 21, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Meg wrote a post about lifting a curse — I drew it out making the shark physically lift a curse word. It’s terrible; don’t stress about it.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
“curse word” oh ok…duh…i might send a personal email next time…so i dont have to look like such an ass
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Earl if you keep making cartoons about the Sharks maybe you should consider becoming a Sharks fan?
Well, by that logic I should probably be a rapist.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What do you mean “should be”? Did that case get dismissed?
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
I was granted leniency in exchange for drawing a humorous courtroom-themed cartoon about “badgering the witness”.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
he's only doing Sharks cartoons
because we’re the easiest target…//sigh no respect
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
The Duck-King kinship going on lately is disconcerting.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
but
the Ducks are rooting for the Desert Dogs…not the Kings…I don’t get it. :I
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
o no kinship at all really….fowl for yotes!!!…
its true the sharks are an easy target though…or maybe just more easier to draw for him
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
SIR SPADE-IT-CUS!!! crusader against thy heathen spelling nazi's.... defender of people who are commenting at work and dont have the time to spell/grammer check!!!
"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions
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