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Kings Gameday, Part III of III: Jonesin' for More Jones?





So, Randy Jones is playing toni-


 

Whoa whoa whoa, buddy, calm down.  I didn't even know you could get this site on a Game Boy.  What I was saying was, Randy Jones is playing tonight and it's not necessarily a bad thing.  Randy Jones isn't a terrible #6 defenseman; in fact, he's probably pretty good at it.  The problem is that Jones has been used as a #3 defenseman when he's been on the ice.  The problem wasn't Jones, it was Mark Hardy and by extension Terry Murray. Hopefully they'll use Jones like they've used Peter Harrold and the Jones will be fine.

Star-divide

The Kings generally like their first 5 defensemen to have specific roles:

Drew Doughty- #1 defenseman.  Does everything.

Jack Johnson-  Even-strength and penalty kill 2nd unit.

Rob Scuderi- Even-strength cover for Doughty and penalty kill 2nd unit.

Matt Greene- Penalty kill 1st unit, secondary shutdown unit.

Sean O'Donnell- Penalty kill 1st unit, secondary shutdown unit.

The 6th defenseman would ideally be able to play on the power play and then at even strength to give everyone else a rest along with Jack Johnson.  That's the role that Randy Jones filled for most of the season.  That's the role he played in Game 1, when he had more even strength time on ice than Drew Doughty.  (Ed. Note- AAAHHHHHHHHH)  The problem is, Jones sucks at it.  He simply can not play a consistent shift at even strength without costing the Kings a goal or two.  The question is, how do you fix that?  Peter Harrold was the answer, but he gave up a brutal turnover in the 1st period of the last game that led to a goal and was benched by the end of the 2nd, so he's out.  What now?

I think the answer is to shorten the bench, like the Kings did in game 3:

Players EV TOI PP TOI PK TOI
Doughty 20:23 1:50 2:46
Johnson 17:31 1:50 1:04
Scuderi 17:32 0:00 2:48
Greene 18:54 0:00 4:11
O'Donnell 19:14 0:00 3:05
Harrold 8:55 0:00

0:00

 

In game 3, the Kings pretty much stapled Harrold to the bench and used Doughty, Johnson and one of either Greene or O'Donnell in a rotation.  One of those defensemen were on the ice at all times during the game.  O'Donnell and Greene were usually out there together, but both took additional shifts with Johnson and Doughty after penalty kills and in important situations.  O'Donnell and Greene are not perfect but they're big and they're mean and they can get away with the little things they let you get away with during the playoffs.  They're going to be playing a much bigger role as these playoffs go on.  They need to fill the role that was once filled by Jones along with their old roles.  Hey, it's the playoffs, you wanna live forever?

Of course, the Kings shouldn't play exactly like they played in game 3; seeing Jack Johnson on the ice more would be good.  Randy Jones will re-take Harrold's place tonight and will hopefully play somewhere between the 21 minutes he played in game 1 and the 9 minutes Harrold played on Monday.  14 minutes sounds about right.  He can skate the easy shifts with Jack Johnson while Sean O'Donnell or Matt Greene skate the hard ones.  Jones isn't that bad, he's just not good.  I mean, he's better than Harrold.  Giving him easy minutes might go a long way to keeping the Kings fresh and in the game.  Hey, he might even score!

...OK, I guess that's asking for a little too much.

Prediction: Kings win, 2-1.  Goals by Smyth and Handzus (PP).  The Kings get a 5-minute power play when Kevin Bieksa stops Ryan Smyth from going to the front of the net by pulling a gun on him.

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Even though YouTube wouldn’t let you embed it, I’m still going to link to the video you originally had put in there.

Holy shit. It is so hard to sit through the entirety, but I totally recommend it.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s usually how writing essays goes for me.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 21, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like my German homework.

It’s not der, it’s DAS! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want people to make a broad selection of “Fat German kid reacts to X” videos.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three posts about one game – clearly you’re trying to bury me, Rudy!

Seriously though, good stuff. Funny videos, minor-league talk, and serious defensive analysis. Is there anything you can’t do? Aside from shower, I mean?

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by Megalodon on Apr 21, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can shower, I just choose not to.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have ended each post today with a different game prediction. You know, to cover your bases.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, one hell of a job Rudy!

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my goodness. That Gameboy kid captures my inner dialogue for Jones’ last shift in game 1.

HAHAHAHA sob.

Yay for more Rudy posts

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it’s the playoffs, you wanna live forever?

For some reason this quote reminded me of Starship Troopers. Go Kings!

by superfan#99 on Apr 21, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The quote in Starship Troopers is “C’mon you apes, you wanna live forever!” It’s taken from Daniel Daly, 1 of 19 men who have won the Medal of Honor twice. He’s manly.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is 3 of 3 our game thread tonight? and Buffalo vs Boston needs to end soon so I don’t miss any of the Kings / Canucks game

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds good to me, on both counts. I’m pretty sure Versus is going to black out that game if it goes another six minutes or so anyways.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In SoCal, that is.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no blackness! Maybe the robot in charge is learning.

God save us all.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, let’s do it. Bigger question: will all the Kings fans but me be at the game?

I’m jealous of y’all who are going. And good luck. :)

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not but my commenting will be sporadic since I’m away from home and have to watch on a computer.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heading up to Staples Center from the Dirty Waffle on a Wednesday night is kind of a long commute for me. I’ll be watching the game tonight from the friendly confines of the Ocean Beach Hockey Chalet this evening and represnting on the BoC.

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and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh!! I don’t even care who wins this game now, just win so I can watch the next game (okay not true … go Buffalo)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We still have some time, I’m sure — don’t forget that they have to sing two anthems before the Kings game.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH overtime GAH

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking great post RK

I totally appreciate the full explanation. Go Kings!

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by Buck Turgidson on Apr 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t root against Miller, but damn that would have ended the game

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

I. Want. My. Team.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew. Yessssssssss.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes what?? cause we’re still in OT

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, the CBC picked up for me

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I’m the only one shit outta luck here huh?

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope me too

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

Let’s see. Drew’s already done one of those pretty wheely things and the Nucks had one good scramble down low but we cleared it out.

It’s a much better start for the Kings in that it’s fairly even and they’re not being trampled.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puck just dropped now, for reference.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay we want a play by play

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luongo not chased yet.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought...

Lu broke his hand in the last game or something ‘cause didn’t he get pulled? Yea, I’m rooting for the Kings as part of the pact so Go Kings and mind if I hang out here?

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luongo got pulled because he sucked. His hand was just a valid excuse.

Sure, except no more group hugs — that’s really pushing things.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogpile!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

I won’t be hugging anyone tonight. Plus I promised I would only stick to Sharks posts but here I am.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who saw the joke in that?

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the hug

or me only sticking to Sharks posts only…or the pact?

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hug.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

ok you convinced me dogpile!!!! KINGS!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Earl doesn’t want to be touched by girls. He’s on record now

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah … remember … he’s a good choir boy … :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

psh

set of boobies or a few and he’ll drop that act like its hot.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well you probably wanted to comment on the front page. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

promised who? and why?

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only started

commenting on here ‘cause of Meg and his Sharks posts. I promised I wouldn’t comment on non-sharks stuff to disrupt the delicate balance of this place…but I’m breaking my rule because of the positivity pact EvilDucks introduced about we root for them they root for us and a possible Kings vs Sharks series 2. So I’m here…my that was convoluted

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

delicate balance? … here … ha! … you are misinformed … :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

member when I first joined FTF

and everyone kept talking about BOC and I asked what it was…they pointed me in this direction and I read a few blogs and said they seem mean…yea I was wrong. Hahaha!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha … mean … nah … completely and utterly warped … yeah … :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a delicate balance? I’ll have to look into that.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I’m rooting for the Kings as part of the pact so Go Kings and mind if I hang out here?

Gawd bless yer heart, MsSJClowe! Please keep us company and carry the Kings flag with us tonight!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Boyle scored yesterday I jumped up and did a little dance.

Go temporary fellowship!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I was running around screaming my brains out! GO TEMP FRIENDS!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Its starting! Versus finally switched over….though I am curious if the other game ended yet.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a short look into the game … it’s switching back to Buf vs Bos as soon as it starts up

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH SHIT.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy shot it or something. I’m not really paying attention.

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by Megalodon on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh! which guy wearing what colors from which angle??

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, his coach is really going to be pissed that he decided to do THAT.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait my bad I had Seinfeld on. Never mind.

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by Megalodon on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angy, Niesy,

Link!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you don’t suck … thank you!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s down with DBB? Every last homie

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Naughty by Nature, Niesy!!! :-)

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what we love bout her :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should not be confused with Doughty by Nature. Because, like The Highlander, there can be only one…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m also down with OPP. Other People’s Penalties.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ugh! it’s showing the Buf vs Bos game now on that link

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penalty expired, then Kings nearly scored on a 2-on-1, then…

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, JJ. Overkill a bit?

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

good evening

i have decided to check out the gamethread here for once.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken pacts everywhere! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Nucks Misconduct see the linesman call a too many men and completely explode?

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

not exactly.

we’re basically just saying “oh fuck, 1-0 kings”

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

see what i mean?

btw, am i allowed to swear here?

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck no.

I mean, sure.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity, is there an SB site that’s filthier than ours? I mean that as a compliment.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there’s definitely some completely insane sites out there (PPP, Japer’s, FTF, MHH, SCH, SLGT)

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

PPP and SLGT gets really hectic … don’t think they get to the gutter as fast as BoC tho

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s always a no-pants party at Japer’s

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately I’ve only hung out there a few times … not often I can catch a Caps game

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t always catch them either, mainly because they almost never show the Caps games up here in canada.
however, that’s what online feeds are for.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah for me it’s more a time issue … with work, kids, life, just miss too many eastern conf games unless they are playing out this way

so far I’ve been lucky during these playoffs – usually I come home and my boys and I go play tennis, they havent’ said a thing but I know they are itchy to go … they know when the Sharks play I HAVE to watch the games, but it’s always been understood I’ll let the other games go

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, that’s understandable.
me, i’m just a university student with a lot of time on my hands.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah … that would be my oldest … college student with too much time on his hands … :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles is really fucking bad. But’s it’s an evil filth, full of deprication and self-loathing…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking bring it, Ambassador!! Just do not use The Doughty’s name in vain, please.

:-)

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prescient.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome, Ambassador….

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

howdy!

yea I’m here too transported from FTF temporarily :)

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi there!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh this one again? My goodness.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

omg all the links that say Kings / Canucks are showing the wrong game!!! shoot me

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Ang!! I’m in the same boat, and it’s driving me crazy.

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking for links everywhere but nada

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. i hate to root against ryan miller, but since the bruins are on the PP, I’m rooting for that game to be over asap.

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally! Satan ends the game. Now let’s switch over!!!

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

switch over quickly! we dont’ need to see them celebrating

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh — here comes the Lethal Weapon.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Booyah!!! We are invincible!

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

grrr! I’m missing everything!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sends forbidden hugs to you)

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing exciting

just another powerplay goal for you guys.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just count it automatically, like an extra point attempt in NFL Blitz.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fro! Brownie! DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOH YAY!!!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

come on someone score in boston already!

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Help a gal out!

I’m blind here….can’t see can’t see da Kings…

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

okay I require all Kings fan watching the game to provide me a detailed play by play!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

me thinks....

they are busy watching the game…that we’re not watching…//facepalm

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening on terrestrial radio. The Kings are probably broadcasting it on their site, just look on the right once you get to the main page.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks are playing carefully. Kings are, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hey, they cut to a commercial just in time for me to see the Boston goal. Nice timing (for me)!

Hail Satan.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

to tha devil!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Metro PCS commercial, over to Las Vegas tourism ad, passes to Honda Big Thing commercial, back to Metro PCS commercial, and now back to the game!

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

earl dances like “chad”

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes! Boston wins (okay not a yes, but you know what I mean)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, enough with the replays and the postgame crap. Switch over to the Kings please!!!

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and commercials … they are testing our patience

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“One minute. One minute remaining in the first period.”

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

Bruins won….ok onto the Kings

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry I didn’t manage much play by play, I’m also making dinner…and what with embracing Ang, kinda had my hands full.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

its OK i’m new…I’ll have to earn my keep here. Whats for dinner? :) I’m a total foodie.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frittata with feta and potatoes. Marinated tomato salad.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh....mmmmmmm

sounds yummy

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah … one pervy comment and you’re a regular here … :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned

boobies up there ^ but nada…i’m not as good as you are yet.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha! keeping up with this crowd is tough … especially when Rudy and Spade start at it :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly...

I’d enjoy it…unlike FTF where you get a few good hahas out of it and then crickets…still i love those guys.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won’t bite…unless you’re into that.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am its cool

biting is fun

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that a requirement to be here?

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected. Punish me.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh baby! you know I enjoy punishing you … ;)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy ladies. There’s 40 more minutes of gametime to go. Embrace the tantric method of hockey blogging

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys just can’t keep up.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordon Sumner is my love guru…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha … minute and half left of the first period and we finally get to see this game

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

See...

now thats a big 5 hole on Lu

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelly Hrudey: “Luongo is gonna go into that locker room and say, boys, just ride me.”

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold, Jerry, Gold!

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, why do they call it Ovaltine?

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no idea

the “gold” quote is the only one i know from that show.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s part of the same bit — youtube link here.

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jones Watch!

5:03 minutes so far, least of any defenseman. Way to go, Mark!

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Best cycle by Kopitar’s line this entire series.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

With much credit to Meat being on the line now…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIVE

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He had his stick between the legs, though, they’re going to call that.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah in that situation i would definitely fall too

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh — drama!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CONSPIRACY!!!1?

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

recognize that guy?

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

man it had to be Errorhoff

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

his name is now Blasthoff

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

right sorry...

just very weird.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's okay

that’s just our nickname for him over at NM

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad part is...

I have a 2010 Sharks calendar right next to my desk…its April and its Christian Ehrhoff….whoopsies

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, fail right there.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

cheech and milan are in it too…

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always had a soft spot for him

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a milan girl...

:(

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They thought you might like to use it as a dartboard.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

mahahahahahah

bwhahahha good idea!!!! Sorry I digress.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooooooo Fro!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

nice!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEAH BABY!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

dear god this is amazing

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes! This is ridiculous.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen it. Wow.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO KINGS!

BROWN!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that Edler

diving whore

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by Buck Turgidson on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he is not a diving whore!

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kings PP is unfuckingbelievable

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by tu madre on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

is it that they are really good on the PP, or the Canucks are really bad on the PK? either way hope if we end up with the Kings in these playoffs at all, Sharks are paying attention to this … brutal … don’t let the Kings have an advantage

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re that bad right now.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the Kings PP % now?

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

64%, I think.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 9/14 — 64.3%.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

feels like 100%

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings have scored on their last six, I believe — it’s insane.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

feels like 100%

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

69% haha 69

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by tu madre on Apr 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s 2 penalties on Johnson-Jones. Time to shorten it up.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch. Sounds painful.

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Referee is checking Johnson’s face to see if the score is going to be 3-1 or 4-1.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hiya, came in on the game for the second (when I had settled my heart rate after the Bruins win), how was the first? Nice Brown goal.

Oh, and I’m again up at this hour. Blame the long overtime. If you’re still up at 6 am hailing Satan, it’s difficult to go to sleep that night.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fairly calm 1st, Kings scored on a power play (obviously).

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“at this hour” … you’re not on the west coast?

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly – I’m in Finland, it’s 6.30 am ;)

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Suomi!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe, sure reminds you of the quality Olympic coverage here :)

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. So I’m in pretty good mood right now…

Strange choice to hang around BoC in that situation, I know, but this place has the best posts and the best people, so why the hell not.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

very true … we do .. :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats cool!

My East coast team are the Caps….but in your series I’m not down with BUF and no one else I know is going for the Bruins so I’m happy :) yay for the win tonight congrats!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks :) Yeah, I like to cheer for the BoC teams in Western affairs these days now that I’ve pretty much rooted here, as I didn’t really have any specific favorites in that conference before. Partially because the game times make it impossible for me to watch the West regularly.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea @ FTF

we have a few people in Britain and Sweden along with some in Japan…everyone is up at odd hours so I don’t blame you. :) cool a Bruins fan… :D

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, at NM, we have plenty of people in Asia, a few Brits, a couple Australians, a New Zealander, and a couple Swedes.
we even made a map recently.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, we have a dude from Victorhell.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

…… where is that?

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spade’s house.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

its more of a cave/dungeon..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's cool...

I wanna vaycay there!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

um no u dont…its just a place to stop and take a piss on your way up to vegas

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds hot...

any place hot and you can take your clothes off I can vaycay there.. ;)

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 22, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

if u like hot and “things to do” your better off going to palm springs….waaay better

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

hah!

duly noted.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 22, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My apartment fulfills both requirements. You’d have to cross an ocean though. And not leave the apartment, because then it’s not hot anymore and someone might take issue with the clothes off thing too.

by Malurous on Apr 22, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Finland is fun hahahaha I have to cross the country, an ocean and a few more countries to get to that nice warm destination. And the only time I’ll run around outside semi-naked is after a Sharks win. Almost did it game 4 just a Clowe jersey on and nothing else hahaha!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 22, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would assume grooming the netherquarters isnt that popular in Finland because of the weather…so the folks would get quite a show

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And

what a nice show it’d be hah!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 22, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s popular alright.

Even though I don’t understand why – I tried it once and it tickled like hell.

by Malurous on Apr 22, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I don’t understand why – I tried it once and it tickled like hell.

I think thats the incentive..and so you dont have to keep putting it to the side…for guys..its so your dick looks bigger

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like I need that, so I’m not prepared for the tickling.

by Malurous on Apr 23, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are even other Finns in BoC. Not surprising, when you take Teemu into account.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I have to rec that.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are supercool and always welcome.

I am glad to contribute your insomnia anytime.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I always feel very welcome here :)

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s right … I recall you saying that before … a while back … dedication there !

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, blame BoC for staying up for these games every now and then, blame Satan for staying up for this one.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s in Boston, is that right, Mal?

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, like I managed to slip in before that, but solid enough guess given the team.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK WE KILLED A PENALTY!

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, guys!

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was bound to happen :)

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

johnson was so close to another powerplay goal

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Smyth cannot take a pass

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Drama!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no! they kill a penalty and tie it up

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Demitra too

we’re all saying HOLY FUCK right now at NM.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Olympics version of Demitra just made a cameo.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, sure did.
let’s see if he sticks around. if he does, you guys might be screwed….

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OD.

GO KINGS GO.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If Corey Perry wasn’t in the league, Alex Burrows would be the player I’d want to see punched in the dick the most.

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

why am i not surprised?

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right, he might enjoy it

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, so does that count? Are they at 10 for 16?

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, now we score without a PP? Awesome!

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems that delayed call is enough, no PP needed.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Vancouver wanted to save themselves the statistical embarrassment.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That kinda sucks

Kings can and should go for the record of 11 PP goals in a series

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s one huge statistical embarrassment to dodge…

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROLEPTIC PP GOAL!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ranger Rick

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This game

is insane!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, there’s Errorhoff.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahah

my my how the tides have turned eh? :)

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Jones and Johnson pairing is making me pour 300% more wine.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely terrifying

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jones had 5 minutes in the 2nd frame but most of it was in the 2nd half of that period. You could tell.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 minutes left to hold serve

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

this game and last game. this series has been incredibly fun to watch. I love playoff hockey.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks/Avs series has been fantastic, too. I keep forgetting this is the first round.

by g r a c e on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

call it now

most power play goals wins the cup

by wildthang on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew! The B’s fans just invaded my house and are now cheering for the Kings in unison with me! Gut check, gang…THIS IS PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!!!!

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

CBC is highlighting Shane O’Brien in a screaming match with Doughty and going to the dressing room to settle down.

HIP CHECK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s one of the reasons we call him SOB over at NM….

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that whole sequence was weird: Burrows pulled Brown down, O’Brien went to the other side of the scrum to go after Doughty, and Kevin Bieksa tried to fight Rob Scuderi. I get the feeling the Canucks are focusing too much on playoff hockey™ rather than, you know, hockey.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talkin’ to me, Scuds?

I don’t see anybody else here!

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played trademark, Rudy. It’s amazing how the rules suddenly change when Gary’s in the house…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean I don't know

much if anything about the Kings…sorry Sharks Tunnel…but I swear the fight was with Doughty but when all the guys were pulled off Brown was there..I’m like whaaaa? Either that or my excuse is someone spiked my soda.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean

fucking hip check the shit out him

by wildthang on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what’d I miss?

(I’ve been watching the game, but I’ve been commenting over on my Twitter. I don’t need the fans anymore; I got about 10 Canucks fans to follow me after Game 3)

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

who are you on twitter?

i think i had someone called Kevin start following me the other day?

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm, it was a Canuck fan in Victoria also named Kevin

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it definitely wasn’t you.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ditched us for twitter? tsk!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently Twitter lets you edit your tweets.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, you get to “delete” over there, something SBN hasn’t been able to grasp.

Actually, it was just because Twitter was already open in my browser.

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by Kevin Y on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

so in 4 games all eastern conf teams went 3-1
for west conf teams, the two series that played four games went 2-2
will the other two do so?

Rudy – that is not a jinx!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was Bettman talking about during the intermission when he said that one reason to maybe not like going to the Olympics is the “effect on competitiveness” in the NHL? Can he actually look at the games in these playoffs and claim with a straight face that the scheduling has reduced the competitiveness?

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he had an interview over at Lakingsinsider.com were he came off like a dickhead, too

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUP

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want those 185 minutes of my reading & compehension time back!!!

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 for tripping!

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, what a bullshit penalty.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that is a TSP (Token Swedish Penalty)

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I was thinking that … wasn’t much of a trip

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t much but it gave them possession in the offensive zone

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIVE

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Kopi on the wrong side doesn’t really work

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Modin-Brown-Fro is our #1 unit.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fro has been fucking on fire

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damnit Lu

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice save by Luongo.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Long Beach has a Hooters? OK, I live here. Where is it? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a question for Twitter.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, all my followers are apparently Canucks fans who have no life or Kings fans who do (and therefore aren’t on Twitter religiously).

Supposedly, it’s by the Aquarium.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you’re young but they’re on their chest

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heeeeeeeeeeeee

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

I think my expectations have been altered. Now a mere 50% conversion rate seems bad.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So long as there’s at least 2 PPG being scored each and every game, that’s probably the important streak.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frolov on the breakaway. Sigh…

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He's back!

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It was only Fro, that’s not a big deal.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

;(

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single Alex Frolov breakaway has looked exactly the same.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

including the glass eyed open mouthed stare after he misses

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH please hockey gods

Think of what a resigned Fro would do to our cap

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

AW nuts!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Samuelsson — I want drama, not flashbacks from last year.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy has been amazing since the Swedish snub.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, starting with the verbal reaction.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need some fucking N.w/Mojo…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Let us pray.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t think that penalty will help you too much….

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My faith is pure.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i say….kings should try and win this game…

by wildthang on Apr 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many men on the ice is easy to call when you have 8 guys out there…

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many men? That’s what you want late in a tie playoff game.

Well, of course there’s been a too many men penalty at even more fucking ridiculous time tonight, I guess halfway through the third is better than 2nd OT…

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no.....

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, fer fuck’s sake…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, his slapshots are pretty damn awesome.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Kings have just been on the run-around this whole freaking period.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO!

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. Almost killed.

I love that slapper, but damn.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Barely got this in before the comments for the next goal started flooding in. That’s telling.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s tied up again

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO!

this is crazy!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MEAT TRAIN: Next stop Dramaville!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MEEEEAAATTT!!!!!!!!

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Jones!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enthusiastically give praise where it is due!

DO YOU SEE THAT, HOCKEY GODS?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d soil myself but I already did about an hour ago.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahaha rec

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to earn your keep, Dr. Jones

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jones with the block!

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s definitely making his case

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

need more of this version of Randy Jones

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and more Alberts of the Game 2 variety

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dustin Brown should just keep the mother-f-in’ heads ringin’ out there.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I just see Meat stare a guy into giving away the puck?

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

the legend grows!

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by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 man facewash…

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw some fucker on his cellphone not paying attention though

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s learned only to pay attention during man advantages — must be an economist.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

because scoring on even strength is soooo overrated right?

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

where was the fucking trip?

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Tie game late — tough to get that call.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they wouldn’t want to impact the game

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That always gets me mad.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many twins on the ice.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

guess which twin that was....

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You know I took my eyes off the television for one second

Was that daniel?

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by joe579 on Apr 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it was henrik

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty finish, too.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the superior one.

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by joe579 on Apr 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamnit…i really hate how those bastards can just fly around everyone…

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

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by joe579 on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DD just about put the biscuit in the basket. Dude, the Kings guy up front got freaking mugged. Nice. Playoff hockey, baby!

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Canucks transition game is so fast and fluid. I’m too stunned to spin that into a dirty joke right now.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

did anyone see how the net got dislodged?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Luongo farted.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this extra attacker gamble better work

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Doughty’s jheri curl needs to step up…again.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that’s that I guess

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw dude.....:(

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah well. Life sucks. Wear a helmet. Hit the showers.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

don't forget

to smack people in the ass

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that! Time for a line scrum

by blast21dave on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be a G6. Oh, the drama.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

not ending peacefully it seems

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by Angy on Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that would have been a big one. Well, it’s best of three now…

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bench Quick!

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by bluemax on Apr 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

First time this season we’ve lost after we had a lead after two periods

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Sabres were something like 30-0 after leading after two in the regular season. They’re 1-2 in the playoffs…

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two straight two…Both times with two goal leads…

Choke?

by Steven Hida on Apr 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe sort of. I’ll be the first to admit that playoff hockey is made to be a lot more than it really is – after all, for the most part the good teams and players stay good and the bad stay bad. But you could point to the cliché that the Bruins “bring it” more in those late situations. The Sabres aren’t panicking but they’re outworked by the desperate Bruins.

But it’s difficult to put a finger on it and there may be other explanations, as the Sabres haven’t really lost their composure. The B’s do deserve to lead the series, but they had to be fortunate in those comebacks. And of course you could make the case that the Bruins are the better team and they just underachieved in the regular season, and end up down in the games because they aren’t prepared or whatever. Bruins have sucked early in the games but are often able to seriously outchance the Sabres later on when it comes to real high-quality scoring opportunities.

by Malurous on Apr 21, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost against the Coyotes and the Avalanche when we had a lead after two the last few games of the season.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 21, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the first time we didn’t get a point when leading after two this season

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That totally sucks

guys….sorry for the loss :( it was fun hanging out here too bad it wasn’t on better terms. I’m out.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

good game, you guys

i should definitely swing by again.
and you guys should definitely visit NM some time, we’re very friendly and love having fans of other teams over (as long as you’re respectful)

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoever scores first = doomed.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So here’s the point we start blaming Bettman, right?

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start? I was blaming the guy back when I had L.A. Gears.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This guys is my all time DD

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahah this actually makes me feel better

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Apr 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG. They’re citing the foundation of Rome for the ‘leadership inspiration’.

FUCK THAT NOISE. Seriously. 753 BC says FUCK YOU.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

another reason why today is important:

it’s Edler’s birthday.

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by missy on Apr 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine. But they can’t claim the legacy of SPQR.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was confused for a while until I realized you didn’t mean Aaron Rome

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry not to make that clear. The City of Rome’s birthday famously involves twins not getting along, so it was comical.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Milbury and his prison bitch tie. It’s only 2-2.

Let’s do this.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats what the Sharks are saying….

Just thought I’d point that out..

by Steven Hida on Apr 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just hard to take the CBC condescension sometimes. Sigh.

I’ll live.

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by Niesy on Apr 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your teams not in the playoffs. Just thought I’d point that out

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t gonna post that, but I had an itchy trigger finger. Sorry, a little pissed off still

by Nut on Apr 21, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yours doesn’t have a cup. Better?

Still can’t believe they fucked that up…

by Steven Hida on Apr 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Bettman. Conspiracy. EVAR

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by Niesy on Apr 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

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