Sharks Postgame: Physics
by Megalodon on Apr 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
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Patrick Marleau comes alive, Logan Couture is awesome, Craig Anderson is a mere mortal, and Evgeni Nabokov is a superman.
THIS is how the series should have been all along. The Avalanche still have life, and will come out flying in the next game trying to avenge this humiliation, but this Sharks team will be more than ready for them.
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I predicted a shut-out, by the way. I don’t want to take ALL the credit, but…
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
can you do it again for Saturday? if so, I will sacrifice myself to any god you wish
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
After his voodoo post, I’m sure he can come up with any haha
by AppleSweetRose on Apr 22, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Evgeni Nabokov is a superman.
Holy crud, his save percentage is up to a .931 now? That’s quite the re-ascent.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
He made some key stops on weird angles and bounces, things that would have been heartbreaking goals in other post-seasons. He rocked.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
In G5, every save is key. That’s — dare I say? — clutch.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Apr 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of “Damn straight”, Fuck you Devils!
Hahahahahahahaha!
(Now somebody knock out Philly in round two so we know when in the first round Anaheim’s second pick is.)
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I kind of want them to get far…You know cause how sad is it for the teams they beat to lose to Boucher.
by Steven Hida on Apr 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I like when Wyshynski's team chokes more than the team he calls a choker
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
He made some key stops on weird angles and bounces
Clearly he deserves the Vezina.
Also, even though I like the Devils I’m quite happy with their first round exit. This means Ilya probably won’t go back to them and it also lowers his asking price. Exactly has I planned. Bwahahahahaha!!!
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
If you drop the game he was terrible that we won
He’s at like .970
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Two of those were all on Murray, one was off Vlasic’s throat. Nabby has been beastmaster thus far.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
It really was. The whole series has been really.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Boy it sure sucks in Colorado tonight
They get blown off the ice and the Broncos take Tim Tebow… LOL
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
Clearly god is punishing them for their draft choice.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
I don't follow the NFL as much as I use to
Whats all the hoopla about Tebow anyway?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
He's actually a great guy
He’s a winner too… The hoopla (or criticism) is probably because of his faith… Which is unfortunate…
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What's his faith?
I loved Steve Young… he was out of Brigham Young.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Does somebody need more FAITH????
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was because the scouts don’t think he can be an effective NFL quarterback? That’s what my Niners buddy was saying tonight at any rate.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
I still stand by what I said after that game.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yes, also his throwing motion stinks… I heard he revised it though… I think he’ll be pretty good though… He’s work ethic is hellacious…
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that is the reason….also he played in a wacky “un-NFLish” system in college….QB’s that do that usually struggle in the NFL…his mechanics suck too…but there are exceptions…so the haters should shut the fuck up and at least wait till the guy takes a snap…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
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"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 23, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
If the Bronco's try to play him this year
The Haters will be proven right.
It’s extremely rare for any QB to make any kind of impact their first year in the league. They need a year to get acquainted to the new systems.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Tebow will be effective his first year...
…because tight ends usually have a pretty big impact their first season.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
YAY GO SHARKS
WIN whoo whooo thanks for the SO prediction Mega do it again please!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
He was fine tonight. He may not have a ton of points, but he’s playing a fine series. He’s definitely tiring out the Avs who are working to shut him down, and the other lines are benefiting.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Officiating
They were absolutely terrible tonight. Not the only reason (Avs sucked most of the game), but it’s painful to watch officiating that’s clearly as one-sided as it was tonight.
Dear experts that picked a Sharks win in 5: Go frak yourselves.
Sincerely , Colorado Avalanche
Its the playoffs you play through it. Next you have to complain about the ice.
by Steven Hida on Apr 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they already have
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I assumed so, I was thinking of cliche things and such.
by Steven Hida on Apr 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys have been saying that all series … yet you won 2 of the 5 games … if it’s not blaming the Sharks for Boyle or Blake, you are blaming the refs … you don’t see us on FTF constantly bitching … (yeah I’m annoyed at the childish behavior I keep reading)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Hey, what are you complainin' about?
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re not the Canucks…
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Or every Canadian team
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, the French were in WWII?
I thought they tuck tail and run before conflict ensues
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
by angelofdeath on Apr 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You can run when the Nazi take your ass over. Ask Anne Frank.
by Steven Hida on Apr 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm…maybe the Avs should stop trying to cheat constantly, then the refs wouldn’t have to keep sending them to the box! Or at least take lessons from the Ducks on how to do so effectively…
Not surprised about the complaints about the refs, though. Avs fans have been complaining about the refs after wins! After an embarassing loss…I’d guess it’s a coping mechanism.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 22, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not the Avs’ fault they lost because
1) the refs are on the Sharks side
2) the San Jose ice was bad
3) the Sharks are bigger and stronger and hurt a bunch of Avs players
4) the Sharks are a way better team.
5) the Avalanche suck
Anything I missed?
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Bad ice is the last refuge of the cold weather fan. Nevermind the fact that San Jose is going to have better ice because they don’t have the NBA playoffs going on in the same venue.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
if the ice is bad for the avs, its bad for the sharks also. do they not realize that?
They seem completely oblivious to that fact. Regardless of if the ice sucked or not, the Avs lost, I say, suck it up and deal with it. Aside from sucky ice or not, the Avs played like shit and the Sharks had an amazing game. No ice in the world would have made a fucking difference.
it’s painful to watch officiating that’s clearly as one-sided as it was tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GO SHARKS!!!!!
Yes! This was the game we’ve been waiting for! The Sharks finally exploded onto the scoresheet! Just awesome, and the Tank was rocking tonight!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions
The Avs were just bad, plain and simple. Officiating is what it is in the playoffs, you have to be able to rise above the calls or non-calls. Anderson was terrible last night, the Avs sustained no pressure and the Sharks played very well. The Avs looked very slow and tired.
by hockeychic on Apr 23, 2010 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I only watched the highlights on NHL on the Fly, but on the last 3 goals Anderson looked like he was extremely tired or wasn’t trying very hard.
I noticed after the Sharks scored their first two that Anderson was looking rattled. It only makes sense, with the work-load he’s had so far. I’m sure he’ll be strong for the next game.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
I’m sure he’ll be strong for the next game
I hope not.
Okay that’s a bit selfish on my part.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
be selfish!
this is our team! They’ve got people rooting for them (one-sidedly for sure)…so why not say….let him be tuckered out so we can rattle his brain again so they can put in good ol buddha. Last night’s game was beautiful…up 3-0 the last two goals were just extra frosting on the already frosted cake. :D
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure it had nothing to do with Setoguchi flying into him like a giant cannon ball.
Why we haven’t resorted to Perry tactics earlier is beyond me.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I know I was calling for it.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
congrats on finally playing like the better team…i guess…im a sad panda…i was looking to gloat today your ruined it you bitches!!!…SUCK MY DICK!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
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"Taste thy blade scoundrel..thou shall bleed out your arse"!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 23, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
sure sure..
I’ll remember that when you’re making dozens of threads about how your time machine broke because the other teams bloggers stole it and took it for a spin. And how Chen’s burrito was crafted by the devil and such….
That’d probably be a pretty good burrito. Spicy and such.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
I will turn this green…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m a Shaaaaaaark, I’m a Shaaaaaaark, Suck my Diiiiiiiiiiick, I’m a Shaaaaaaaaaaark.
Something like that?
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
you know...
I’d really like to hear audio of this….the way it sounds in my head probably doesn’t do this justice. It just makes me giggle.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to hear Ben Folds sing this haha
"You can always find more jam. There’s never enough jam." - Scott Nichol
by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha!
that would be bombdiggity!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, guys, I’ve rooted for the Sharks, and look what happened. You know what we want! BoC battle!
GO KINGS GO!
I may just have to make an artichoke bong…
In Dinglebarn We Trust
“Come on out here and give me that trophy, I’ll fucking hip-check the shit out of you.”
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doughty is a beast
he’s earned every accolade he gets.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I only hate him
when he plays us…otherwise he’s kosher
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha very true
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!!!!
:) Go KINGS tonight?
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
wasn’t sure if there was a game tonight or not…so yes GO KINGS. I’m gonna hang out here for awhile…theres an Avs guy on FTF…I want to ignore him but its better to just leave FTF for the time being. Its so….//inhales fresh air…Avs-less in here…so nice.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
most definitely!
I love the LA air hahahhaha
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Like I said before, we’re BoC siblings — we fight together until we have to fight each other. Kind of like Double Dragon, for you 80s kids.
by Mike Chen on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love that analogy
LOVE it… One up for you :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d for double dragon haha
"You can always find more jam. There’s never enough jam." - Scott Nichol
by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 23, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, it never gets old-
“I think one of Peter’s biggest strengths during the time that I’ve been here is his patience and his willingness to stick his neck out for players that he believes in,” said B’s winger Shawn Thornton(notes). “He showed faith in Satan and everybody else in this room, and rightfully so with the way things are turning out. We need to follow through and keep finishing the job, but Miro has had some really big goals for us since getting here.”
by Nut on Apr 23, 2010 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hail Satan!
Still at Yahoo player ID number 666:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666
I’m so happy with whoever did that. Good on you, yahoo.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
True story: when I was working in a big bookstore in high school all the clerks used to play games with the nametags, making new ones and switching them on the aprons, and finally one person made a Satan one. Well, I ended it up with it one day when I didn’t check, and a patron pointed it out to me. “Why do you have SATAN on your nametag?” I played it all bashful: "Oh, I get that all the time — you say it “Shay-tan” — it’s Slovakian actually." And the lady just went, “Oh, you poor girl.”
Hockey is so useful.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
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