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Kings Gameday: DRRREEEEEEEEWWWWWW

Drew Doughty was nominated for the Norris today!  My favorite Canadian was nominated along with Mike Green and Duncan Keith, making it a young man's award.  I wonder when the last time a defenseman in his 20's won the award?  The writers at BoC had 1 vote in the SBNation Awards and Duncan Keith was our unanimous choice, both because the Blackhawks were the best team in the league at limiting shots and because of the way Keith controls a game, but at an emotional level I still really want Doughty to win.  At the very least, this sets the stage for Doughty to win in the future.  Congratulations, Drew.

***


The Kings gave me Playoff AIDS.

The stress, the lack of sleep because I'm thinking about match ups and lines, the nervous drinking, all of it has weakened my immune system to such a state that now I have some sort of supervirus.  Basically, the playoffs are slowly killing me.  I've said before that I don't care if the Kings win and it's true; this season has been great and the Kings would be winners if they didn't win a single playoff game.  That doesn't mean I don't get nervous and excited for individual games, though.  Intellectually I am fine with the KIngs losing, but at the emotional level I always want them to win.  I want them to win logo and mascot contests. I want them to win the Lady Byng.*  I want them to win tonight.  Hopefully they will, although I'm not very confident.  Win or lose, I'm probably going to get the Hantavirus.

*PIM/60

Datsyuk- .66
H. Sedin- .89
(!)
Kopitar- .54
St. Louis- .40
Richards- .50

St. Louis doesn't count because refs feel too sorry for his disgusting dwarf ass to actually call a penalty on him.  Richards once probably killed a woman once so that takes him out of the running.  It should have been Kopitar!!!

Star-divide

 

"I will tell His Majesty what a king is. A king does not abide within his tent while his men bleed and die upon the field. A king does not dine while his men go hungry, nor sleep when they stand at watch upon the wall. A king does not command his men's loyalty through fear nor purchase it with gold; he earns their love by the sweat of his own back and the pains he endures for their sake. That which comprises the harshest burden, a king lifts first and sets down last. A king does not require service of those he leads but provides it to them. He serves them, not they him."

-Steven Pressfield, Gates of Fire

Prediction: Kings win, 4-3.  Goals by Richardson, Doughty (x2), and Williams.

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Start drinking now. It may not help, but it also may.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Way ahead of you.

And I don’t even have a team in these playoffs.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, St. Louis did a strip tease at practice. That’s no gentleman.

by Nut on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Steven Pressfield, Gates of Fire

I need to read that book again.

The curse shall be ended.
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by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Does it leonize (ha) the Spartans as much as that nutty 300 movie did? Some high muckey muck at a party asked me how “real” that movie was and I could hardly speak for laughing.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda, but it’s interesting because it shows how a boy was forged into a warrior in Spartan society. For a more even-keeled discussion of Sparta, the Greeks as a whole, and the Persians, you should check out Persian Fire by Tom Holland.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know it’s entertainment and I don’t exactly expect it to be Herodotus, but 300 made me snort liquids through my nose.

At least it looks cool.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was fine if you understood that was the point of the movie, way more than any kind of realism. Looking cool as hell was enough.

The curse shall be ended.
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by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The, er, monsterization of the Other was still kinda gross. Hilarious, though.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a Spartan propaganda film, they were pretty clear about that.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lily white pretty dudes vs dark skinned monstrous and/or disfigured crazies…

It’s pretty Greek actually. I still want to spear Miller in the nuts. :)

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing there’s not a sequ- OH SHIT

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next you’re going to tell me Sin City was not an accurate portrayal of city life

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO KINGS!

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

This is only the first round, man. How did you make it through 1993?

Well, I think we can win this one. Screw Vancouver and its transit system and its lovely healthcare! GO KINGS!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I want them to win tonight. Hopefully they will, although I’m not very confident.

I hope your naysaying does wonders for the Kings………….Go Kings!

by superfan#99 on Apr 23, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Kings weren’t expected to beat the Red Wings in Game 5 IN DETROIT in 2001, yet they did. The Red Wings hadn’t lost at The Joe in 21 games (19-0-2-0; two ties).

Anything’s possible, and the Kings aren’t out of it until they lose 4 games.

Go Kings!

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 23, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lines for tonight:

Smyth-Kopitar-Simmonds
Frolov-Richardson-Brown
Modin-Handzus-Williams
Clune-Stoll-Halpern

Oh shi-

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by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be worse…. could have Ivanans?

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 23, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I was thinking, KY.

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smyth on your top line is a god-damn travesty.

I haven’t been paying attention, but wouldn’t Frolov be a better fit there? Or is he too much of a playmaker like Kopitar so it doesn’t work? What’s going on?

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by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fro and Kopi haven’t had much chemistry in the past, mainly because they both like to hold the puck and carry it.

by Nut on Apr 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay well how about instead of Ryan Smyth they just pick a random person from the stands to play wing instead?

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by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Luck tonight Kings and grats on the nomination for Doughty….very cool!!

"I couldn't score in a women's prison with a handfull of pardons" - Drew Remenda

by Sharkgirl on Apr 23, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OT but…I miss Lappy.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost can’t recognize him anymore

by Nut on Apr 23, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude… when was the last time that Lidstrom wasn’t nominated?

by Wooster11 on Apr 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a trick question, I think — 2005.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t really trying to trick anyone here… and not counting the lockout year, it looks like he was last not nominated in 1999-2000? But even that I’m not sure. That’s when Chris Pronger won it. The only other years Lidstrom didn’t win it was on 03-04 and 08-09 when Niedermayer and Chara won it respectively.

I can’t seem to find a good list of the nominated players – just the winners though, so it’s only a guess that it goes back only that far. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was longer than that though.

by Wooster11 on Apr 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, just found a dreaded (I can’t believe I actually went to this site) Red Wings achievements site. It looks like Lidstrom was a runner up in the 1998-1999 season as well which was maybe the first time he was nominated.

http://members.tripod.com/~Dustin_B/06-07/achievements.html

by Wooster11 on Apr 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I know — I was just being lazy. Things like this will be answered soon by somebody, I’m sure, and I hate duplicating effort. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't it 7 yet?!

I’m just so excited!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AWWWWWWW that is so cute!!!!

that was us yesterday. I can’t wait to go home and relax and watch the game…

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little jellybean toes FTW.

I think I need to go distract myself. Dog wrestle time!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

damn its already 7 and I only get the DetvsPhx game…:(

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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks take series lead, Kings are so confident it’s almost hilarious… christ, these playoffs were going so well at first.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t make me hurt you!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just happy. Come to the light side, Brokenyard. Shiny happy people holding hands. Shiny happy Doughys laughing.

Oh, and DREW TONGUE.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep away from the sharp objects, BY…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything suddenly seems brighter.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for your mom.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 24, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 25, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

has anyone noticed this game isn’t on Versus tonight? they have Wings vs Coyotes on instead … so find a link that works … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll try to set you up once the puck is dropped, Ang

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I found a link … (keeping fingers crossed it works)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you guys aren’t watching Buf vs Bos you are missing some fun … half a second left and they are busy hugging each other … even Miller

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ha … they let time run out since there is still issues … hilarious

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buf … series is 3-2 Bos now

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Buf!

good for them

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like no series are ending today. Drama!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is fine … tire out the East … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit…have you all seen this little ditty from Puck Daddy today?

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that contest.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose, can you see?

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Here you go, Ang

Link

and Link

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Fuck Versus. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the before times, in the long long ago, there were multiple channels that could show hockey.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s very true, but let’s not get misunderstood: it would be a mistake to have a VERSUS2 channel. I’m pretty sure of that.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More bullridin’ footage!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, actually, that thought gave me some pause. It might be nice to have a dual bull riding telecast, one as a “Rinkside View” without any cowboy jabber commentary.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all just fodder for the next excellent Sleektoon© , Earl!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a very weak copyright — feel free to steal / re-use whatever you want. My lawyer sucks.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

go Pacific Division!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, geez. CBC cut away right as Drew’s helmet got knocked off.

What is happening?

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh. Power play coming.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That shit needs to be copyrighted because the Kings have owned the special teams play during the post-season!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! I have the FSW feed after all!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

For fuck’s sake, Smytie…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wth? power play didn’t even get going

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, bull.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof — lucky break turns unlucky.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well…everyone who’s scored first has lost. Positivity!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

go positivity!

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEHAW!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Luongo looks sharp. He made one excellent save.”

ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s also got his “domino” act down pat.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was Perry, then they’d both fall over in some sort of synchronized dive.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn … even the Wings score

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn, I love Drew Doughty.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome, friend. :)

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, she’s not the only one. I’m not ashamed to admit it, I’m one of the guys over at NM who have a man-crush on Doughty.

by Vancouverguy on Apr 23, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hockey … making men question their sexuality … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Olympic tournament was the only chance I had of watching him. Now we get an entire series worth of Doughty, and frankly, I’ve had more than enough of him playing against us.

by Vancouverguy on Apr 23, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Biden thinks about Doughty?

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

KOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUSSSSSSSSSS!

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeus with the Drama!

Power play strikes once again!

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Come on Kings.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well....

I would stick around if I could watch the Kings game but its not on and my old fart of a computer cant handle an online view so good luck guys and kick some ’nuck ass!!! Go Kings!!

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Look how much the refs are favoring us! Just look at it.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Again

It’s all Randy Jones’ fault… Why did TM have to dress him?

"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"

by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a pre-arranged agreement with Vigneault. In exchange, the Canucks have dressed Andrew Alberts.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Alberts is dressed? Now I feel much better…

"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"

by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

F.Y.I.: O.D. is really P.O.’d.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Kings

Spank them window lickers from Vancouver

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

has the game started yet? cause I have some weird shit in some other language on my link

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just about to — less than a minute away, I think.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

game on

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 Detwat vs Coyotes

Coyotes look sluggish, not engaging

Abdelkator with goal but it went off D man skates so that will change to other Detroit player who passed it out from behind goal ???

start of 2nd

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Divey sons of bitches

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasn’t a trip … the stick was there first

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Green men flashing silver medals at JMFJ in the box — not bad.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they have some for Kesler?

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coyotes score!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

howard got run over too

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

which was a bonus :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha … both Howard & Quick make a save bout the same time … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

damn again

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick sucks.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww Kings

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by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

another penalty? conspiracy!

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Smyth sucks.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kopitar shows how to control a puck for 20 seconds; Smyth shows how to lose it in 2.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck!

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How awful does Smyth have to be?

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick pulled…

Calling Manchester… Calling Manchester

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, send Jones out to murder Samuellson

Probably better off without him anyway.

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by Carl Johnson on Apr 23, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright scratch Smyth and dress the super-awesome Scott Parse…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Done. C’mon Kings, 5 on 3

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by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 23, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch Jones, Smyth and calling Manchester… Calling Manchester…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No help is coming, the Kings are on their own.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in Robitaille.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They — actually played “Sabotage”

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody know the digits to Gretzky and Kurri?

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

uh Rudy … your Kings need another plan of action

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Some slight drama here.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

still time tho :)

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Wings score as well … bad news for Pacific Division tonight

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1, even.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Randy Jones fail

What TM? You seen enough or you’re still gonna dress Randy Jones? I feel like cursing…

SHIT!!!

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh don’t dress him they still weren’t going to win this one. Bernier for goalie that the way to go.

by Steven Hida on Apr 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get someone from the stands at Staples

Or better yet, get a scarecrow…

Anything’s gotta be better than Jones…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samuelsson is ridiculous.

Back to Quick.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

no backup for the backup huh? … damn

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jones, make yourself useful...

Kill that Swedish SOB

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with Kopitar’s sticks? Haha.

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s how a Lady Byng guy high-sticks a guy.

Why does the name “Bernier” keep coming up?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

because we have a Steve Bernier on our 3rd line.

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by missy on Apr 24, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup — I was being snide. Too snide.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 24, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well … next game you guys can tie it up

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This was unexpected =/

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tsk. No drama.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

I still love Doughty.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Randy Jones isn't dressed

Jones is standing out more every minute he plays… Not in a good way…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy was right I guess

Calling up Bernier now is only gonna piss off Manchester…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and Wings win 4-1 over the Coyotes

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, how’s Doan doing?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dayum

i think my TV is on the wrong channel. this looks like the massacre at Little Bighorn.

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

More like the part in a WW2 holocaust movie that includes firing squads and gas chambers

by Steven Hida on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with me? I’m still watching… Like watching a car wreck… Can’t get my eyes away…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

mercy killin

you can’t help but watch

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have been switching between watching and GTA4. Shit explodes in both…Cars in one, your cup hopes in the other.

by Steven Hida on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think there was cup hopes for us… Not exactly just happy to be here, maybe a round or two…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all of you…But someone probably did.

by Steven Hida on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons vs O'brien fight

I like that Simmons kid

draw

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Or better yet

He can beat up an assistant coach on his team

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dick

o’brien hamming it up after. He didn’t win shit. The number one finger was BS

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was shooting guns, it was comical.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

guns, now I see the replay

big mistake Clowen picking a fight with Ripper and not being ready to throw

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by spectr17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that looked painful.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he does…

by Steven Hida on Apr 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Kings, I guess you’ve finally achieved this “honor”:

I guess he skipped over the part about wrists.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ve been waiting to use that huh? :)

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by Angy on Apr 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it during the latter part of the third period. I’m going by what I see.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re OK.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet

We haven’t been dubbed cup favorites and choked… Oops

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha even I know not to dub the Nucks as cup favourites. Just kidding.

Thanks for having me, see you on Sunday!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure thing — thanks for stopping by.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bit early, Sleek. WTF.

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by Niesy on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A five-goal deficit in a key G5 is depressing enough, I think. There’s no hard rules — Sharks got theirs early in last year’s series.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough!

I’m just thinking Kings fans will have too much to live for in the future. :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 24, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for sure — I’m in no way endorsing actual suicide. :)

Just finishing off a “hockey depression” themed series, with help from the fact that there already is a “suicide king” for ready use.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 24, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

hope the canucks

used up all their goals tonight…

I hope the Kings at least win Sunday. This has been a fun season, and fun season, don’t want it to end just yet.

by wildthang on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It would help if Quick adjusted… They’re beating him stick side…

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Least We Resolved

That Ersberg is absolutely worse than Quick.

Now that that is settled, let’s go out and win game 6.

by Cool Dudes on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I hereby dub thee the Nucks cup favorites

And hope they choke on it.

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by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

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