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Kings Postgame- A Comprehensive List of Things Worse Than Ryan Smyth

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1) Chris Berman

2)  This bill passed in Arizona

3)  Whatever has knocked me on my ass the past 2 days

4)  Pol Pot... I guess.  I don't know, pretty iffy.

5)  Jonathan Quick

6)  Glee

7)  Let's Go Kings

8)  Brian Willsie

9) Pay it Forward

10)  Your mom's blowjob skills

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11) Kyle Calder

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Jones should be at the top

"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"

by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Randy Jones is conspicuously absent from this list.

And what’s with the LGK hate?

by LA Seitz on Apr 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what’s with the LGK hate?

Fine, the LA Kings Insider comments section, then.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had it right the time…

View From My Seats
Sarcasm: God's gift to smart people...

by Matt Reitz on Apr 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Jones hasn’t been worse than Ryan Smyth. And he’s not making 6 mil.

by Nut on Apr 24, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least cash-wise, that salary descends going forward — but it’s still too much.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 24, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

5 bucks is too much for the way he’s played. He better be injured.

by Nut on Apr 24, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking that myself, but was afraid to say it. Sigh. It’s not like he’s been good for a while, though, so who knows.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 24, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless?

Tough loss, man.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Skip gets a pass

At least from me, but only because his brother is Rick Bayless, who won Top Chef Masters, and owns the best Mexican restaurant in Chicago.

by LA Seitz on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler’s brother was a good cook too.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty awesome list of failure.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Since the Kings are going to hell anyway

Why not put Scott Parse with Kopi and Meat Train? Frolov and Modin should stay where they are, anyway…

"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"

by angelofdeath on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This probably the wrong place to post this, but yesterday I found a toenail in my grape soda (it was a chaser! shut up!) I took it out and kept drinking. Poured myself more and noticed a second toenail. Again took it out and kept using as a whiskey chaser (Do not play “Every time the Kings make you laugh” as a drinking game).

Anyway, if I die, please send your complaints to:

P&G Food Ingredients Main Office
11530 Reed Hartman Highway
Cincinnati, OH 45241

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 24, 2010 4:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Glee Frank Miller’s soul

Fixed

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 24, 2010 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Clune’s pugilistic skills?

Tough game all around last night.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Apr 24, 2010 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

12. discovering the milk in your cereal is bad and full of cheese…..

"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner

by card_base on Apr 24, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

ew

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by missy on Apr 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

13. Kirsty Alley

"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner

by card_base on Apr 24, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

14. 2 girls 1 cup

"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner

by card_base on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

15. Shane O’Brien’s fight analysis skills

by Nut on Apr 24, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

16. Green Man Wannabes

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 24, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

truth

the wannabes suck.

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by missy on Apr 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, my habit of wearing a lucky green shirt next to the penalty box is no way associated with these guys.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 24, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless one of the two guys is Temujin.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are u freaking kidding me?

1) Chris Berman (he is the man and you are lame)

2) This bill passed in Arizona (this is the best bill passed the last 100 yrs. since the Feds can’t protect our border and keep us safe.

3) Whatever has knocked me on my ass the past 2 days (sounds like some good stuff)

4) Pol Pot… I guess. I don’t know, pretty iffy. (What? You must be a Pinko Commie)

5) Jonathan Quick (He was tired as crap and yes the #1 job will be between him and Bernier)

6) Glee (Agree that shit is horrible)

7) Let’s Go Kings (Common it is another King’s fan site)

8) Brian Willsie (Agree)

9) Pay it Forward (huh?)

10) Your mom’s blowjob skills (Are you sure you aren’t talking about your mom?)

by KING DUDE on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Berman (he is the man and you are lame)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Nut on Apr 28, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? You must be a Pinko Commie

Heeheeheeheee

I think he also forgot to say that Glee is too much with the ghey.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 28, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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