Kings Postgame- A Comprehensive List of Things Worse Than Ryan Smyth

1) Chris Berman
2) This bill passed in Arizona
3) Whatever has knocked me on my ass the past 2 days
4) Pol Pot... I guess. I don't know, pretty iffy.
6) Glee
9) Pay it Forward
10) Your mom's blowjob skills
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And what’s with the LGK hate?
Fine, the LA Kings Insider comments section, then.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
At least cash-wise, that salary descends going forward — but it’s still too much.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Skip gets a pass
At least from me, but only because his brother is Rick Bayless, who won Top Chef Masters, and owns the best Mexican restaurant in Chicago.
Since the Kings are going to hell anyway
Why not put Scott Parse with Kopi and Meat Train? Frolov and Modin should stay where they are, anyway…
"Piss on the lamb, piss on Mary and Piss on You!"
This probably the wrong place to post this, but yesterday I found a toenail in my grape soda (it was a chaser! shut up!) I took it out and kept drinking. Poured myself more and noticed a second toenail. Again took it out and kept using as a whiskey chaser (Do not play “Every time the Kings make you laugh” as a drinking game).
Anyway, if I die, please send your complaints to:
P&G Food Ingredients Main Office
11530 Reed Hartman Highway
Cincinnati, OH 45241
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
12. discovering the milk in your cereal is bad and full of cheese…..
"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner
ew
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16. Green Man Wannabes
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 24, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
truth
the wannabes suck.
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For the record, my habit of wearing a lucky green shirt next to the penalty box is no way associated with these guys.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Are u freaking kidding me?
1) Chris Berman (he is the man and you are lame)
2) This bill passed in Arizona (this is the best bill passed the last 100 yrs. since the Feds can’t protect our border and keep us safe.
3) Whatever has knocked me on my ass the past 2 days (sounds like some good stuff)
4) Pol Pot… I guess. I don’t know, pretty iffy. (What? You must be a Pinko Commie)
5) Jonathan Quick (He was tired as crap and yes the #1 job will be between him and Bernier)
6) Glee (Agree that shit is horrible)
7) Let’s Go Kings (Common it is another King’s fan site)
8) Brian Willsie (Agree)
9) Pay it Forward (huh?)
10) Your mom’s blowjob skills (Are you sure you aren’t talking about your mom?)

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