The BoC Quest for the Cup, Chapter 2: The Meddling Octopus
Note: I don't really want to over-post on Meg's gameday post below, but the quick turnaround between playoff rounds didn't give me much time to put this post together, and I wanted to publish it before the series started. I went back to kid's literature style for this one -- seems to be working lately -- and it might be a nice way to pass the last few hours until puck drop. I won't even be around to watch the game tonight, so use Meg's post for game comments -- play nice!
The BoC Quest for the Cup
Chapter 2: The Meddling Octopus
Link to Chapter 1
Once upon a time, way back in 1994, a baby Shark was out on his first hunting expedition. He wasn't very experienced, so not knowing the ways of the ocean he went straight after the toughest creature in the water -- a powerful Octopus. The Shark was outmatched by the eight-legged invertebrate, but luck was on his side; the Octopus wasn't paying attention to the small fish, and with his baby teeth the Shark managed a lethal bite to the Octopus' jugular. The fortunate youngster had managed his first kill.
The Octopus was enraged by the humiliation by the upstart fish, and swore a lifelong oath of vengeance against the Shark and any of his known associates. The following hunting season, the Octopus unearthed the powerful Broomstick of Terror, a mystical artifact of unimaginable power. Armed with the weapon, the Octopus became unstoppable, and his vengeance knew no bounds.
In 1995 he performed a Sweep Kill on the young Shark to remind the young fish of his place in the ocean's pecking order. In 1997 and 1999 the Octopus swept a young Duck that had been seen hanging out with the Shark. In 2000 the Octopus then swept a King who happened to live in the Shark's neighborhood. And in 2001, the Octopus prepared to Sweep Kill the King again, except...
This time, the King was ready. The clever King allowed the Octopus to get halfway through his sweeping motion, then shocked the beast by thrusting his sword through its heart. Normally, the magic of the broomstick would have deflected the King's blow, but the King had acquired this special blade in the deeps of the Dead Marsh -- it too had special powers. The victory was costly for the King, though -- it would prove his last victory for a long, long while. Satisfied with his sacrifice, the King took the broomstick back to his castle in California and vowed that it would never be used again.
Sadly, that promise wouldn't be kept for very long. The Duck, still harboring his own resentment towards his previous encounters with the Octopus, broke into the King's vault and stole the magic broomstick. In 2003, he unveiled the weapon and turned the tables on the Octopus, who didn't even know the weapon still existed. The Octopus was swept and humiliated. The Duck would use the broomstick a few more times in the following years on other victims before it shattered; nowadays only shards of it remain, and sweep-kills are a much rarer event.
The Octopus spent the next few years avoiding contact with the Duck, King, and Shark, but never stopped plotting his revenge. In 2007 he finally used a new two-armed choking technique on the now-fully-grown Shark and strangled it to a slow and painful death. Bolstered by that success, he next turned to do it to the Duck, and it nearly worked. The Duck was less than a minute away from blacking out when he caught a lucky break -- the Octopus lost his footing and the tables were turned; the Duck survived unscathed.
Two years later the Octopus got another opportunity at strangling the lucky Duck, and this time he was finally successful -- his first Duck kill in a decade. The Duck put up a stronger fight than the Octopus was anticipating, though, and the drawn-out struggle sapped the Octopus of most of its energy. He was too exhausted to defend himself by the time a vengeful Penguin showed up looking for its own helping of octopal revenge.
Though the Duck and the King each had some measure of revenge against the meddling Octopus over the years, the angry Shark hadn't tasted Octopus blood since his first hunting swim of 1994. Since then, the Octopus had twice avenged the baby Shark's lucky kill, and finally the grown-up Shark decided it was time to show the Octopus once and for all what a fully-grown deadly Shark was capable of. In 2010 they squared off for one last battle.
And once again, here's the part where the story really gets interesting...
* * *
So you don't have to go look it up, here is the list of series between BoC teams and that Meddling Octopus -- ten rounds since that first young sharkbite in 1994:
| Year | Round | BoC Team | Octopus | Series Result |
| 1994 | 1 | #8 San Jose | #1 Detroit | Sharks 4, Wings 3 |
| 1995 | 2 | #7 San Jose | #1 Detroit | Wings 4, Sharks 0 |
| 1997 | 2 | #4 Anaheim | #3 Detroit | Wings 4, Ducks 0 |
| 1999 | 1 | #6 Anaheim | #3 Detroit | Wings 4, Ducks 0 |
| 2000 | 1 | #5 Los Angeles | #4 Detroit | Wings 4, Kings 0 |
| 2001 | 1 | #7 Los Angeles | #2 Detroit | Kings 4, Wings 2 |
| 2003 | 1 | #7 Anaheim | #2 Detroit | Ducks 4, Wings 0 |
| 2007 | 2 | #5 San Jose | #1 Detroit | Wings 4, Sharks 2 |
| 2007 | 3 | #2 Anaheim | #1 Detroit | Ducks 4, Wings 2 |
| 2009 | 2 | #8 Anaheim | #2 Detroit | Wings 4, Ducks 3 |
| 2010 | 2 | #1 San Jose | #5 Detroit | ??? |
Overall, the Red Wings are 6-4 in series against BoC teams, which sounds one-sided, especially when you consider the four straight sweeps. But considering how dominant Detroit has been overall during that stretch (since 1994, the Wings have a whopping 24-7 series record against non-BoC opponents), BoC has a comparatively very good record. Only eight franchises have eliminated the Red Wings since 1994, and BoC represents three of them. And besides, tonight will be the first time in eleven occurrences that a BoC/Wings series starts on the west coast -- that'll be a new twist.
Definitely from a BoC perspective, that damn meddling Octopus has been a persistent source of frustration and confrontation. But nowadays Drama Drive seems more a two-way street; BoC has taken 3 of the last 5 encounters. Who knows? Even as we speak, Octopus fans might now be muttering about that damn meddling BoC. :)
Let's see what the Sharks bring. Go Octodrama.
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hate to say it but what has been the key to the Ducks success against the Wings...
PUNCHING THEM IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING FACE AS HARD AS THEY CAN!!!!
Sleek you magnificent bastard you.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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Heh, the story was already written for me — I just illustrate.
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Honestly though, between this and BoC history, it might be the best stuff you’ve ever done. Which is saying something.
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I must draw better when I’m too depressed to look at spreadsheets. :)
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shit…as much as i lvoe these cartoons Id rather be happy and in the playoffs…welll fuckin done sir….holy shit!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
But somewhat seriously — on each of those mega-cartoon posts, I had a good idea of the whole storyline, so I was able to put a lot of these cartoons on the same piece of paper.
This one got done in three scans.
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im gonna send a hooker your way..you deserve it sleek..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna go with Inglorious Basterd.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Apr 29, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think I want DET to win.
I didn’t care for the Ducks to get the first BoC Cup. I didn’t want that to happen. Why would I want SJ to get one now?
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
Because fuck Detroit
That’s why.
by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 43 recs
He makes a good point.
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“Fuck Detroit” is never a bad argument, really.
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
by Kevin Y on Apr 29, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
It’s like Godwin’s Law applied to hockey. Except that it is always a perfectly valid argument
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by Evilducks on Apr 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope this gets rec 100 times…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s at 17, just give a link to SCH or St. Louis Game Time
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
or MHH
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 30, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
MHH
is on board!
This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.
MHH
Drinking the hell outa that Kool-aid!
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Much more gooderer than last year!
But, but, Jimmy Howard. Clearly a HoF goaltender, defenseman, AND forward. He is all powerful.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Heck yes, we are.
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
I’m hoping for the Sharks to win this series, then get beaten by the blackhawks. God I hate Detroit.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Heh, there would be a pretty short storybook for that BoC vs. Blackhawks postseason rivalry.
“Remember that one time in 1974 when the Kings played the Blackhawks? Neither do I, but apparently it happened.”
I’d probably just have to write one about conference finals in general.
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that makes me sad…there really isnt much to write about next round..even if the sharks make it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No reason to be sad — I’ll find some nonsense to write about, I’m sure.
Besides, we need to start creating the storylines for future kids literature. :)
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Aww, it’s getting a little dusty in here. Got something in my eye.
Won’t anyone think of the little future BoC children?
hahahaha
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
over here for the sole purpose of rec’ing this most awesome post.
Sorry you guys didn’t advance. I was rooting for you!
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Now with Playoff Goodness!
we are at 35..i see no reason we cant get to 50
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a lot of Detroit hate floating around out there.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
it flaots thru my viens..I considered making multiple SBN accounts just o keep rec’ing it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 1, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
amazing the comment of the century…in only 3 words…awesome
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Epic Win
The look on that penguins face is priceless.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
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I’m really fond of that charging duck with broomstick — some Japanese cartoon influence there, I think.
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I liked that one as well.
The penguin frame jumps out at me as being Calvin & Hobbes influenced, which is awesome.
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I’m fond of the King stabbing the Octopus. Not only the art and allegory, but that was my favorite non-Avs playoff series of all time.
+1 on the Deadmarsh reference.
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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 30, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Bloodily.
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yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
With Spade so butthurt he’s bleeding from his anus?
In Dinglebarn We Trust
by Niesy on Apr 29, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i had to rec that
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The Duck was less than a minute away from blacking out when he caught a lucky break — the Octopus lost his footing and the tables were turned; the Duck survived unscathed.
thank gawd for that lucky break
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
I must say
As a new-to-hockey fan, these little ditties are amazingly good at helping me grasp some of the rivalries and history that all went down in legends before my time. They’re also, frankly, just undeniably awesome in their own right.
I had to do a lot more research on the first one to figure out what was going on, but once I got it, it was splendid.
… did I just say “splendid”? God, the playoffs are getting to me more than I knew.
'The good news is, there's a little more room in the penalty box; there's only five Sharks in there now.' -- Randy Hahn, VAN @ SJS 8 April 2010
And to tell the truth, doing these has forced me to go back and learn a bit myself. First step was going and creating that historic table, which had some series I hadn’t remembered.
And for Chapter 1, I learned some old Kings playoff history too — educational looks backwards, each of them.
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The Octopus was enraged by the humiliation by the upstart fish, and swore a lifelong oath of vengeance against the Shark and any of his known associates.
so we have the sharks to blame for those 2 sweeps…now I hate the sharks even more
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
Do I smelll
NY Times Best Seller List? Why yes, I do. …publish this please! :)
Great job as always…thanks so much. A little humor is much needed during these stressful times as a Sharks fan. You go Earl!
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and turned the tables on the Octopus, who didn’t even know the weapon still existed
seriously they acted like they could never lose let alone be swept…the comment boards those days were hilarious…wish I would have saved some…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
i need about 10..i got a big family
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the only thing missing is a hossa reference in that penguin part…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
o yea…the blackhawks really doomed themselves havent they…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean that literally…hes a fuckin bad luck charm obviously
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Disney Corporation took it with them — they had copyright entitlement from Fantasia.
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think the Disney Corporation took it with them — they had copyright entitlement from Fantasia
how do u come up with great shit so fast?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Meg’s time machine. That was a joke actually from six year in the future.
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can I use it..I want to go back and spell check every comment ive made
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Christ
4,496 comments, per your profile. At a clip of about a dozen misspellings per comment. Godspeed and good luck young man.
by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
There has not been enough time in the history of creation.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
hey get of MW2 and let me kick your ass on nhl 09 somtime!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Quit being a cheap bitch and go buy MW2!
haha, I actually stopped to look around the used bin for NHL 09 a week ago. No luck. They had ’07 and ’10.
Quit being a cheap bitch and go buy MW2!
yea I know…I hate that everyone plays it also…I need to stop being a anti-badwagoner like I did with Nhl 09 and get it…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The baby Shark seems so young and innocent.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Almost likable, even. :)
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key word ALMOST
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This is very good. I’m chuckling away at work and getting strange looks from people. But then since the Avs are out, no one is talking playoff hockey around here anyway.
Looking forward to a good series. Beward of the meddling octopus!!
Hey, I can say this about the Avs, though.
Only eight franchises have eliminated the Red Wings since 1994, and BoC represents three of them.
Avs are definitely one of the eight, and in fact they’re the only ones to do it three times since ’94.
The other four have each done it once: Calgary, Edmonton, New Jersey, and Pittsburgh.
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That means everyone in the NW division except Vancouver, doesn’t it? So we have 3 Pacific teams, 4 Northwest teams, and ZERO Central teams. Bahahahaha. I need to remember that, for when some of the other Central trolls come out to the gameday threads.
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Except Vancouver and Minnesota.
Don’t mind me — I’m not supposed to be home right now — out the door in another second.
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even though some of these references bring up particularly painful memories for me. (1994, 2001, 2003, 2007)
You probably shouldn’t have clicked on the “Read more” link. :)
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u could have left that last comment out…i was enjoying u feeling bad about everything other than 09
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!
God, I hope so.
Fuck Detroit. Go Sharks!
(p.s. Another classic, Sleek. Well done!)
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
The Meddling Octopus
This will be a good series, but I think we all know the outcome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8
fuck that shit.
The ocean is a scary place.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
hehe
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Kings Historical Footnote:
The meddling Octopus’ resentment against the dwellers of California began back in era of Gerald Ford and Ford Pintos. During this time, the Octopus had recieved a prized pet, who we’ll just call Marshall Deon. Marshall is quite possible the greatest pet you have never heard of. But the Octopus was inconsiderate of his pet and thought he could keep Marshall Deon forever without feeding his pet a sufficient amount cabbage. Marshall got pissed at the ineptitude and insolvency of his Octopus master, and ran away to the land of California and King Kent Cooke at his first opportunity. The King fed Marshall record amounts of cabbage for that time, and Marshall would reward him by becoming the 5th highest points scorer in NHL history…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Schneider doesn’t count. The ulterior motive of the 2003 Schneider trade by the meddling Octopus was to exact revenge from the King for the 2001 playoff victory. And, boy, did that Octopus really fuck us over good in that trade! Or, perhaps you forgot what the Octopus’ gift to the King was that year?
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the deal being Avery (which everyone was bummed about, as he wasnt a douchebag and was a good player then), Kuznetsov, and 2 1st’s. What ended up becoming of those 1st’s?
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It was a first rounder and a second. The first round pick became Jeff Tambelleni and the 2nd round pick was used by Boston to select Martins Karsums
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
“Avery’s Doucheshoeporium, can I help you?”
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by Niesy on Apr 29, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
MY EYES!
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hehehehhe
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you are the awesome Sleek
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Thornton, Marleau Will Disappear Again
Just in time for the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau have begun their annual summer vacations. Marleau, being a free agent, is looked upon by many Kings fans as THE target to obtain in F/A this summer. I will consider this acquisition as more detrimental to the Kings Organization than the trading of Alexei Zhitnik for a washed-up Grant Fuhr. Why the hell would an organization, any organization, WASTE a valuable roster spot on a man who tucks it between his legs at the MOST important time of the year?!? You can count on it annually as fact like the sun rising in the East. I would rather the Kings promote an AHLer who Might produce in the Playoffs, than a guy who can be COUNTED on to transition ( TRANNY!) into a ghost. Thornton=Marleau=Yashin etc.! A waste of roster space!
wow … so for your very first post here, instead of letting Earl know his post is awesome, you bash the Sharks? wtg dude … great first impression you made
(shrugs)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Marleau, being a free agent, is looked upon by many Kings fans as THE target to obtain in F/A this summer. I will consider this acquisition as more detrimental to the Kings Organization than the trading of Alexei Zhitnik for a washed-up Grant Fuhr.
That should say all you need to know…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ANGY
You are right. EARL, AS ALL YEAR LONG, GREAT, GREAT POST. TRULY.
ANGY: Wasn’t my intention to disregard Earl’s post and content. However, how far can a team go when year after year, an entire forward line FAILS to show up?
ANGY: ALSO
If your politics are in the spirit of the Franklin quote ( which I have used exhaustingly since Oklahoma City), may we bury any hatchet that might exist between us? Sincerely?
Great story, despite the story loophole where the shark delivers the “lethal” attack on the octopus, yet it didn’t die.
Oh shit, I must have forgot the cartoon with the explanatory resurrection hub. You see, they’re all cylons…
:)
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