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The BoC Quest for the Cup, Chapter 2: The Meddling Octopus

Note: I don't really want to over-post on Meg's gameday post below, but the quick turnaround between playoff rounds didn't give me much time to put this post together, and I wanted to publish it before the series started.  I went back to kid's literature style for this one -- seems to be working lately -- and it might be a nice way to pass the last few hours until puck drop.  I won't even be around to watch the game tonight, so use Meg's post for game comments -- play nice!

 

The BoC Quest for the Cup
Chapter 2: The Meddling Octopus
Link to Chapter 1

Once upon a time, way back in 1994, a baby Shark was out on his first hunting expedition.  He wasn't very experienced, so not knowing the ways of the ocean he went straight after the toughest creature in the water -- a powerful Octopus.  The Shark was outmatched by the eight-legged invertebrate, but luck was on his side; the Octopus wasn't paying attention to the small fish, and with his baby teeth the Shark managed a lethal bite to the Octopus' jugular.  The fortunate youngster had managed his first kill.

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The Octopus was enraged by the humiliation by the upstart fish, and swore a lifelong oath of vengeance against the Shark and any of his known associates.  The following hunting season, the Octopus unearthed the powerful Broomstick of Terror, a mystical artifact of unimaginable power.  Armed with the weapon, the Octopus became unstoppable, and his vengeance knew no bounds.

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In 1995 he performed a Sweep Kill on the young Shark to remind the young fish of his place in the ocean's pecking order.  In 1997 and 1999 the Octopus swept a young Duck that had been seen hanging out with the Shark.  In 2000 the Octopus then swept a King who happened to live in the Shark's neighborhood.  And in 2001, the Octopus prepared to Sweep Kill the King again, except...

Star-divide

This time, the King was ready.  The clever King allowed the Octopus to get halfway through his sweeping motion, then shocked the beast by thrusting his sword through its heart.  Normally, the magic of the broomstick would have deflected the King's blow, but the King had acquired this special blade in the deeps of the Dead Marsh -- it too had special powers.  The victory was costly for the King, though -- it would prove his last victory for a long, long while.  Satisfied with his sacrifice, the King took the broomstick back to his castle in California and vowed that it would never be used again.

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Sadly, that promise wouldn't be kept for very long.  The Duck, still harboring his own resentment towards his previous encounters with the Octopus, broke into the King's vault and stole the magic broomstick.  In 2003, he unveiled the weapon and turned the tables on the Octopus, who didn't even know the weapon still existed.  The Octopus was swept and humiliated.  The Duck would use the broomstick a few more times in the following years on other victims before it shattered; nowadays only shards of it remain, and sweep-kills are a much rarer event.

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The Octopus spent the next few years avoiding contact with the Duck, King, and Shark, but never stopped plotting his revenge.  In 2007 he finally used a new two-armed choking technique on the now-fully-grown Shark and strangled it to a slow and painful death.  Bolstered by that success, he next turned to do it to the Duck, and it nearly worked.  The Duck was less than a minute away from blacking out when he caught a lucky break -- the Octopus lost his footing and the tables were turned; the Duck survived unscathed.

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Two years later the Octopus got another opportunity at strangling the lucky Duck, and this time he was finally successful -- his first Duck kill in a decade.  The Duck put up a stronger fight than the Octopus was anticipating, though, and the drawn-out struggle sapped the Octopus of most of its energy.  He was too exhausted to defend himself by the time a vengeful Penguin showed up looking for its own helping of octopal revenge.

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Though the Duck and the King each had some measure of revenge against the meddling Octopus over the years, the angry Shark hadn't tasted Octopus blood since his first hunting swim of 1994.  Since then, the Octopus had twice avenged the baby Shark's lucky kill, and finally the grown-up Shark decided it was time to show the Octopus once and for all what a fully-grown deadly Shark was capable of.  In 2010 they squared off for one last battle.

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And once again, here's the part where the story really gets interesting...

* * *

So you don't have to go look it up, here is the list of series between BoC teams and that Meddling Octopus -- ten rounds since that first young sharkbite in 1994:

Year Round BoC Team Octopus Series Result
1994 1 #8 San Jose #1 Detroit Sharks 4, Wings 3
1995 2 #7 San Jose #1 Detroit Wings 4, Sharks 0
1997 2 #4 Anaheim #3 Detroit Wings 4, Ducks 0
1999 1 #6 Anaheim #3 Detroit Wings 4, Ducks 0
2000 1 #5 Los Angeles #4 Detroit Wings 4, Kings 0
2001 1 #7 Los Angeles #2 Detroit Kings 4, Wings 2
2003 1 #7 Anaheim #2 Detroit Ducks 4, Wings 0
2007 2 #5 San Jose #1 Detroit Wings 4, Sharks 2
2007 3 #2 Anaheim #1 Detroit Ducks 4, Wings 2
2009 2 #8 Anaheim #2 Detroit Wings 4, Ducks 3
2010 2 #1 San Jose #5 Detroit ???

Overall, the Red Wings are 6-4 in series against BoC teams, which sounds one-sided, especially when you consider the four straight sweeps.  But considering how dominant Detroit has been overall during that stretch (since 1994, the Wings have a whopping 24-7 series record against non-BoC opponents), BoC has a comparatively very good record.  Only eight franchises have eliminated the Red Wings since 1994, and BoC represents three of them.  And besides, tonight will be the first time in eleven occurrences that a BoC/Wings series starts on the west coast -- that'll be a new twist. 

Definitely  from a BoC perspective, that damn meddling Octopus has been a persistent source of frustration and confrontation.  But nowadays Drama Drive seems more a two-way street; BoC has taken 3 of the last 5 encounters.  Who knows?  Even as we speak, Octopus fans might now be muttering about that damn meddling BoC.  :)

Let's see what the Sharks bring.  Go Octodrama.

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bahahaha

it is what it is. here’s to a great series.

by mikerlz on Apr 29, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleek you magnificent bastard you.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Apr 29, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh, the story was already written for me — I just illustrate.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly though, between this and BoC history, it might be the best stuff you’ve ever done. Which is saying something.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Apr 29, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must draw better when I’m too depressed to look at spreadsheets. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit…as much as i lvoe these cartoons Id rather be happy and in the playoffs…welll fuckin done sir….holy shit!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But somewhat seriously — on each of those mega-cartoon posts, I had a good idea of the whole storyline, so I was able to put a lot of these cartoons on the same piece of paper.

This one got done in three scans.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna send a hooker your way..you deserve it sleek..

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think I want DET to win.

I didn’t care for the Ducks to get the first BoC Cup. I didn’t want that to happen. Why would I want SJ to get one now?

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Apr 29, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He makes a good point.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Godwin’s Law applied to hockey. Except that it is always a perfectly valid argument

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope this gets rec 100 times…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s at 17, just give a link to SCH or St. Louis Game Time

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or MHH

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 30, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

MHH

is on board!

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Beachie on Apr 30, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

MHH

Drinking the hell outa that Kool-aid!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Much more gooderer than last year!

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 30, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, but, Jimmy Howard. Clearly a HoF goaltender, defenseman, AND forward. He is all powerful.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Apr 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you know? The Stanley Cup has been changed to the Jimmy Howard Championship Trophy!

I saw the replay, does that make me an expert?

by avs7733 on Apr 30, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MHH assembled! And rec’d

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on May 3, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Rec’d
The MHH force is strong with us!

Ridiculously proud of our Avs for their performance this year.
Almost Giddy excited about next season!
And rooting for a Chicago/Philly Final.

by gl avfan on May 3, 2010 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heck yes, we are.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by sandiegee on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for the Sharks to win this series, then get beaten by the blackhawks. God I hate Detroit.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Apr 29, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, there would be a pretty short storybook for that BoC vs. Blackhawks postseason rivalry.

“Remember that one time in 1974 when the Kings played the Blackhawks? Neither do I, but apparently it happened.”

I’d probably just have to write one about conference finals in general.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes me sad…there really isnt much to write about next round..even if the sharks make it

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason to be sad — I’ll find some nonsense to write about, I’m sure.

Besides, we need to start creating the storylines for future kids literature. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, it’s getting a little dusty in here. Got something in my eye.

Won’t anyone think of the little future BoC children?

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

over here for the sole purpose of rec’ing this most awesome post.

Sorry you guys didn’t advance. I was rooting for you!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Now with Playoff Goodness!

by hockeymom on Apr 30, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Kings I meant. I am rooting for the Sharks – now.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Now with Playoff Goodness!

by hockeymom on Apr 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

we are at 35..i see no reason we cant get to 50

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of Detroit hate floating around out there.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it flaots thru my viens..I considered making multiple SBN accounts just o keep rec’ing it

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 1, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

amazing the comment of the century…in only 3 words…awesome

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic Win

The look on that penguins face is priceless.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports

by CTGray on Apr 29, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really fond of that charging duck with broomstick — some Japanese cartoon influence there, I think.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that one as well.

The penguin frame jumps out at me as being Calvin & Hobbes influenced, which is awesome.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Apr 29, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fond of the King stabbing the Octopus. Not only the art and allegory, but that was my favorite non-Avs playoff series of all time.

+1 on the Deadmarsh reference.

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 30, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cartoon for that one is really cool looking, too. Right now it’s become the wallpaper to my iPhone, and I’m not even supposed to be a fan. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was pleased by the Deadmarsh ref. =)

Ridiculously proud of our Avs for their performance this year.
Almost Giddy excited about next season!
And rooting for a Chicago/Philly Final.

by gl avfan on May 3, 2010 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent work. I want to hear how it ends.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Apr 29, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloodily.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Spade so butthurt he’s bleeding from his anus?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 29, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i had to rec that

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Duck was less than a minute away from blacking out when he caught a lucky break — the Octopus lost his footing and the tables were turned; the Duck survived unscathed.

thank gawd for that lucky break

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I must say

As a new-to-hockey fan, these little ditties are amazingly good at helping me grasp some of the rivalries and history that all went down in legends before my time. They’re also, frankly, just undeniably awesome in their own right.

I had to do a lot more research on the first one to figure out what was going on, but once I got it, it was splendid.

… did I just say “splendid”? God, the playoffs are getting to me more than I knew.

'The good news is, there's a little more room in the penalty box; there's only five Sharks in there now.' -- Randy Hahn, VAN @ SJS 8 April 2010

by xarexerax on Apr 29, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And to tell the truth, doing these has forced me to go back and learn a bit myself. First step was going and creating that historic table, which had some series I hadn’t remembered.

And for Chapter 1, I learned some old Kings playoff history too — educational looks backwards, each of them.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl my man, you have once again created a masterpiece. Bravo!!!

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Apr 29, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Great story and illustrations earl.

Long live the Sleektoons!

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Apr 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The Octopus was enraged by the humiliation by the upstart fish, and swore a lifelong oath of vengeance against the Shark and any of his known associates.

so we have the sharks to blame for those 2 sweeps…now I hate the sharks even more

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I smelll

NY Times Best Seller List? Why yes, I do. …publish this please! :)

Great job as always…thanks so much. A little humor is much needed during these stressful times as a Sharks fan. You go Earl!

"God save us all." - FTF Staff

by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

and turned the tables on the Octopus, who didn’t even know the weapon still existed

seriously they acted like they could never lose let alone be swept…the comment boards those days were hilarious…wish I would have saved some…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I sincerely wish that I was writing for this blog back then. So magical.

Of course, I probably would have angered the hockey gods and ruined everything, but still — it could have been sweet.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is this children’s book gonna get published? I need to buy a gift for my nephew.

by superfan#99 on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i need about 10..i got a big family

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing missing is a hossa reference in that penguin part…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Very true — that’s why this series was supposed to start on Sunday, dammit! :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

im glad he doesnt play in SJ, thats all im saying…

by skilletboy on Apr 29, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

o yea…the blackhawks really doomed themselves havent they…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean that literally…hes a fuckin bad luck charm obviously

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good charm in the first three rounds; poison thereafter.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we have anyway to resurrect that broomstick?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Apr 29, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Disney Corporation took it with them — they had copyright entitlement from Fantasia.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the Disney Corporation took it with them — they had copyright entitlement from Fantasia

how do u come up with great shit so fast?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meg’s time machine. That was a joke actually from six year in the future.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I use it..I want to go back and spell check every comment ive made

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has not been enough time in the history of creation.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Apr 29, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Bring a snack, Spade. It’s gonna take you a while.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey get of MW2 and let me kick your ass on nhl 09 somtime!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit being a cheap bitch and go buy MW2!

haha, I actually stopped to look around the used bin for NHL 09 a week ago. No luck. They had ’07 and ’10.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit being a cheap bitch and go buy MW2!

yea I know…I hate that everyone plays it also…I need to stop being a anti-badwagoner like I did with Nhl 09 and get it…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these days…

Then we’ll face off and I’ll slap you around like your name was Corey Perry.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 29, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are just classic…

And don’t worry about the missing broom, I have a feeling that the Octopus has been secretly forging a new one ;)

by sprout42 on Apr 29, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see the Octopus working on the broom for the sharks.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Apr 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dead marsh”

Fan-freakin’-tastic.

by Mike Chen on Apr 29, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The baby Shark seems so young and innocent.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 29, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost likable, even. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

key word ALMOST

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost?

He’s completely adorable.

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by Evilducks on Apr 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very good. I’m chuckling away at work and getting strange looks from people. But then since the Avs are out, no one is talking playoff hockey around here anyway.

Looking forward to a good series. Beward of the meddling octopus!!

by hockeychic on Apr 29, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I can say this about the Avs, though.

Only eight franchises have eliminated the Red Wings since 1994, and BoC represents three of them.

Avs are definitely one of the eight, and in fact they’re the only ones to do it three times since ’94.

The other four have each done it once: Calgary, Edmonton, New Jersey, and Pittsburgh.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, more lovely memories.

by hockeychic on Apr 29, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means everyone in the NW division except Vancouver, doesn’t it? So we have 3 Pacific teams, 4 Northwest teams, and ZERO Central teams. Bahahahaha. I need to remember that, for when some of the other Central trolls come out to the gameday threads.

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by IAmJoe on Apr 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Vancouver and Minnesota.

Don’t mind me — I’m not supposed to be home right now — out the door in another second.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

out the door in another second

Here’s hoping so are the Sharks!

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on Apr 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

even though some of these references bring up particularly painful memories for me. (1994, 2001, 2003, 2007)

by hockeychic on Apr 29, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably shouldn’t have clicked on the “Read more” link. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH I can take it. 2009 helps with that. :)

by hockeychic on Apr 29, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

u could have left that last comment out…i was enjoying u feeling bad about everything other than 09

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, maybe this will have to be split into two separate books for better overall sales.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and three separate movies!

by hockeychic on Apr 29, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, another DET fan here in Denver? Glad to hear it!

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by IAmJoe on Apr 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!

God, I hope so.

Fuck Detroit. Go Sharks!

(p.s. Another classic, Sleek. Well done!)

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 29, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Must admit

this shit is hilarious.

by bond021 on Apr 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to have a group chuckle before we all hate each other again in four hours. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

yea the calm before the storm.

by bond021 on Apr 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely awesome!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Meddling Octopus

This will be a good series, but I think we all know the outcome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8

by el gringo on Apr 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit.
The ocean is a scary place.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Apr 29, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, everyone, I’m outta here for the day; won’t be back until late-night.

Have fun tonight, don’t kill each other just yet, and I’ll find out later whose G1 conspiracy theory was right.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Kings Historical Footnote:

The meddling Octopus’ resentment against the dwellers of California began back in era of Gerald Ford and Ford Pintos. During this time, the Octopus had recieved a prized pet, who we’ll just call Marshall Deon. Marshall is quite possible the greatest pet you have never heard of. But the Octopus was inconsiderate of his pet and thought he could keep Marshall Deon forever without feeding his pet a sufficient amount cabbage. Marshall got pissed at the ineptitude and insolvency of his Octopus master, and ran away to the land of California and King Kent Cooke at his first opportunity. The King fed Marshall record amounts of cabbage for that time, and Marshall would reward him by becoming the 5th highest points scorer in NHL history…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We paid them back with Paul Coffey, Matthew Schneider, and Luc (albeit through free agency)

by Nut on Apr 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schneider doesn’t count. The ulterior motive of the 2003 Schneider trade by the meddling Octopus was to exact revenge from the King for the 2001 playoff victory. And, boy, did that Octopus really fuck us over good in that trade! Or, perhaps you forgot what the Octopus’ gift to the King was that year?

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the deal being Avery (which everyone was bummed about, as he wasnt a douchebag and was a good player then), Kuznetsov, and 2 1st’s. What ended up becoming of those 1st’s?

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by IAmJoe on Apr 29, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a first rounder and a second. The first round pick became Jeff Tambelleni and the 2nd round pick was used by Boston to select Martins Karsums

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Avery’s Doucheshoeporium, can I help you?”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Apr 29, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MY EYES!

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hehehehhe

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the deeps of the Dead Marsh

FANTASTIC WORK EARL

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by IAmJoe on Apr 29, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Love you Earl for doing these….been waiting…!!!

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by Sharkgirl on Apr 29, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Detroit fan here. Mr. Sleek, I tip my tin foil hat to you.

by mc keeper on Apr 29, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, you are the awesome Sleek

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thornton, Marleau Will Disappear Again

Just in time for the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau have begun their annual summer vacations. Marleau, being a free agent, is looked upon by many Kings fans as THE target to obtain in F/A this summer. I will consider this acquisition as more detrimental to the Kings Organization than the trading of Alexei Zhitnik for a washed-up Grant Fuhr. Why the hell would an organization, any organization, WASTE a valuable roster spot on a man who tucks it between his legs at the MOST important time of the year?!? You can count on it annually as fact like the sun rising in the East. I would rather the Kings promote an AHLer who Might produce in the Playoffs, than a guy who can be COUNTED on to transition ( TRANNY!) into a ghost. Thornton=Marleau=Yashin etc.! A waste of roster space!

by MIK3Ysfv on Apr 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wow … so for your very first post here, instead of letting Earl know his post is awesome, you bash the Sharks? wtg dude … great first impression you made

(shrugs)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like he really cares what you guys think though…

Post is awesome though..

by Steven Hida on Apr 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANKLIN QUOTE

Love the Franklin Quote, but as far as the rest of your reply: AM I WRONG?

by MIK3Ysfv on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you are wrong.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marleau, being a free agent, is looked upon by many Kings fans as THE target to obtain in F/A this summer. I will consider this acquisition as more detrimental to the Kings Organization than the trading of Alexei Zhitnik for a washed-up Grant Fuhr.

That should say all you need to know…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGY

You are right. EARL, AS ALL YEAR LONG, GREAT, GREAT POST. TRULY.
  ANGY: Wasn’t my intention to disregard Earl’s post and content. However, how far can a team go when year after year, an entire forward line FAILS to show up?

by MIK3Ysfv on Apr 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGY: ALSO

If your politics are in the spirit of the Franklin quote ( which I have used exhaustingly since Oklahoma City), may we bury any hatchet that might exist between us? Sincerely?

by MIK3Ysfv on Apr 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

sure … we can bury the hatchet … come lay your head over on this table … ha! … :)

(just kidding folks!)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANYWAY

I thought this was takes and TRASH TALK

by MIK3Ysfv on Apr 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Go fucking nuts dude, don’t sweat it.

I’ve had enough praise today. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure it is … just don’t expect us all to agree with your view of things … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great story, despite the story loophole where the shark delivers the “lethal” attack on the octopus, yet it didn’t die.

by BuckyHermit on Apr 30, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit, I must have forgot the cartoon with the explanatory resurrection hub. You see, they’re all cylons…

:)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 30, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

All right.

Makes perfect sense to me. :)

by BuckyHermit on Apr 30, 2010 5:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

No updating old posts (who would care?), but new chapter coming today or tomorrow.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

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