Sharks Gameday: Red Dawn
by Megalodon on Apr 29, 2010 6:58 AM PDT
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The Colonel: All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
Robert: It keeps me warm.
The Red Wings are the Soviet Union. They had a good run, but history marches on, and it's time for a change.
Red Wings at Sharks tonight at 6. Series preview was yesterday, and I don't have any new brilliant insights to share with you. The Sharks need to come out hitting, get in Howard's face, and watch their defensive coverage. They can do this, folks. Believe.
Prediction: Sharks win 3-2, with goals by Marleau, Heatley, and Nichol.
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TODAYS MATCHUP:
Sharks
vs.
Red Wings
whats a ducks fan to do?
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 7:26 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I chose a picture without the swastika..give me some credit..i would have uses a picture of satan instead..but some of you are metalheads and actually lilke satan…so this guy everyone hates..so has more strentgh
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
damn I thought i was a history pro..whos himmler…
goes looks up
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
aw shit..that guy is pretty rotten also
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
That makes sense because the objectionable part about Hitler was his logo.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Apr 29, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can never you please you…you whore!!!….
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Sex alone never pleases whores. You have to give them money too :(
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
by brokenyard on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hes whoever the swiss leader was at the time I guess…president nuetral
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
the kings were mussolini…evil but never taken seriously lol!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that make the Ducks the Japanese
Comes out of nowhere, one huge victory, then fades away?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
In this scenario the Ducks would be Edvard Benes.
(Boom bitches, now you don’t know what the fuck.)
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
by RudyKelly on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yea that sounds about right..i was about to argue..but yea…more fade…08’…then aprupt decent 09’
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Kill yourselfs off in some bunker and do the world a favor like that fuggin guy…
by skilletboy on Apr 29, 2010 11:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Red Dawn would have been a lot better if they had yelled, “SUCK MY DIIIIICK!” instead of, “WOLVERINES!!!” It also would have been better if it didn’t have C. Thomas Howell in it because fuck that guy.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
GO SHARKS!
You and Plankdude both said 3-2 Sharks, so it’s a sign – Sharks win Game 1 and the march to victory begins. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
2 Guys from the (Lack of) Production Line scoring? BWAHAHAHAHA
Marleau and Heatley scoring. In the same game. You do realize this is April not November, right? You’re really a Ducks fan that lives in down here in Fantasy Land, no doubt.
At this point
I would take some sick satisfaction if Pavelski’s line carried us to a cup and the top 3 never did anything of note.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
So, will Heatly, Joe, and Patty actually show up tonight? They better or the fishes are doomed…
by Booby_McNipples on Apr 29, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions
LET'S GO SHARKS!!!!!!!
Our Father who art in The Tank, Hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, the Cup will be won, on ice as well as in the stands. Give us this day our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check against us. Lead us not into elimination, but deliver us our victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and the Sharks. AMEN!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
Our Father who art in The Tank
If you believe your god is in the tank, then that’s where your chances of winning this series are too.
It’s too funny to watch guppy fans collapse into wavering puddles of stress and anxiety as they nervously await the impending and unavoidable collapse of the guppies in the post-season.
we aren’t all as stressed out as you imagine us to be … sorry to burst your bubble on that … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Yea Angy is a rock...
I’m mud…
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
my name is mud also
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea,
Go take your “choke” and “collapse” comments and move them permanently to the Caps blog.
Kthxbai
Nice reading comprehension fail. I wrote about the fans not the team, but as long as you brought it up…
Try winning in the playoffs for a change. Nothing says STFU to the press, blogosphere and other teams trolls like actually winning the Cup. All the same crap you are sick and tired of hearing is what the Wings heard in 1991-1996. So I’m afraid you’ll just have to choke down the choking comments until the guppies actually win something (other than that President’s trophy from a few years ago).
until the guppies actually win something (other than that President’s trophy from a few years ago).
uh do you know any history? we won it last year, not a few years ago.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
All the same crap you are sick and tired of hearing is what the Wings heard in 1991-1996. So I’m afraid you’ll just have to choke down the choking comments until the guppies actually win something
Wow. Be kind because other people treated you badly and you know what it’s like? Nah, now it’s YOUR turn to be a dick, and you’re going to revel in it. It’s like you haven’t really gotten over the Wings choker label that’s over ten years old. This is sad. Does it really still hurt that much, after a decade of success? After four Cups? Really? You still can’t forget?
And yeah, I realize that the choker label is a fact of life as a Sharks fan, so yeah, I’ll suck it up and deal. But if the Sharks do win the Cup, you won’t see me mocking other teams for choking or having fearful fan bases.
"You can always find more jam. There’s never enough jam." - Scott Nichol
by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 29, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Young Sharks are called Pups, guppies are a different type of fish
by Nut on Apr 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I get it, because a guppy is a fish. You’re a clever guy.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
More reading comprehension fail. Clever and creative are two different things. Besides, Megalodon is more than capable (and more capable than you) at fighting his own battles.
And rooting for the Predators to knock out the Blackhawks, shows how little faith you have in your own team.
You are so clever
that this dumdum here just understood your screen name to be Captain Douche.
We have a lot of faith on our team as we are willing to stand by them thick and thin. Sorry if my little prayer for MY TEAM offended you so much that you had to throw out that rude ass comment.
Who are you rooting for Go Big ass Empty Space? Yea good job. Yay you…I hope your mission for being a dick has been accomplished. GO BLANK for your sake.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought your prayer was lovely
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It was plagerized
saw it on FB thought it was appropriate….I’m in a plagiarizing kind of mood today..stole the avatar too. Now stop blowing hot air up my ass and give me back the asshat that we all know and love so much :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
the feeling is mutual :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
you swimming on your period again?
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yet for some reason women still tolerate Spade. I don’t get it.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
hey women tolerate ryan seacrest…for some gawdforsaken reason
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a fair point. Although, with Seacrest, it might be the millions upon millions of dollars he makes.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 29, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
After last series, I don’t know what to believe when it comes to curses and mojo and exorcisms and stuff. All I know is that the Sharks can execute with a combination of hitting, speed, and driving the net — something we haven’t really seen in previous series. If Marleau starts getting his shots on net instead of going high and wide, if Heatley’s healthy and can actually skate, and if Joe understands how teams will clog up the neutral zone, then I’ll take our chances.
The Sharks have to smash Detroit into the boards every chance they get. They have to make them work for every inch of ice they want, and make it hell along the boards for them. If they just sit back and let Detroit skate around at will, well, this will not be a happy series for the Teal-faithful. I believe the Sharks can do this. I just hope the time off hasn’t lulled them back to sleep.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
just keep the wings of the PP and play the way they have been playing and theyll be fine…the wings are a euro-east coast team…pound there brains in and dont let them use there skill
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I want this to be a blood bath
I want the Sharks to punish the Redwings for every damn inch of ice. I want them to pay for goals with blood and broken bones.
Basically, I want people to look back at Claude Lemieux and remember when Hockey was gentlemanly.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
i want this too..then lose to hawks or nucks in the next round…but yes..more blood the better…have someone call up mike brown or pronger if they need help on how
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Montreal is getting shafted with that scheduling. Probably because the league wants Pittsburgh to win.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
No, no, no. Didn’t you hear that the conspiracy is now FOR Canadian teams?
I believe by the end of next season, the “bias for” will have served its 15 minutes for every team. Travel’s a bitch right now, what with charges for carry-on luggage and all that.
That Wings have already taken a penalty in SJ
Detroit’s charter arrived at 12:19 a.m. local time. Or 49 minutes after a flight curfew at the airport, which presents the following problem, according to the Mercury News:
At stake: a potential $2,500 fine, unless the team can talk its way out of a late-night curfew, the same rule Oracle CEO Larry Ellison has grumbled about for years. To soothe nearby neighbors, the airport prohibits airliners from taking off or landing from 11:30 p.m. to 6:30 a.m., unless the late arrival is due to bad weather, mechanical problems or air traffic control — all conditions outside the pilot’s control, said airport spokesman David Vossbrink.
Let's go Ducks.
canyadiggit? ;)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 29, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this our gamethread? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Let me tell you boys and girls a story of why I am rooting for the Sharks. Last year’s playoff game, this fan of the Wings who was a female dog spilt her beer on me not once but twice and didn’t even apologize. I have a long memory.
Let's go Ducks.
I missed seven goals. Some times working the second shift really sucks.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Heatley’s been great tonight – the extra rest was REALLY important.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
missed most of this game….I guess “mouth ready for cock” paveleski wants the conn smyth?…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
jiggy got it in 03 on a losing team…its possible…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
shit your right…pavelski is american..he has no chance
the guy is clutch…somthing the sharks were missing when they choked all those other times
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SHARKS WIN!
Meg … what did I say … with you and Plankdude both predicting the same score, it was a sign!
:)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
i see why plank wears that pavelski jersey
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
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