Eyebrows of Glory

Remember way, way, way, way back when before the season started, we all kept wondering if the San Jose Sharks would trade Patrick Marleau? And then when the season tickets arrived, it looked like the marketing department pondered that too, as the former captain wasn't on the tickets at all -- remember how that seemed like a mystery for Scooby Doo and the gang?

Yeah. Well, I got the playoff tickets last night. I'm guessing that this is part of the organization's apology for that whole thing.

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Flip to the inside and yes, Patty gets his own ticket AND he's the all-powerful Eyebrows of Glory overseeing Joe Thornton and Dany Heatley. I like the Photoshopped Stanley Cup reflecting in Patty's visor too. Notice how the text covers his mouth so there's no chance that his awkward smile could hypnotize any hapless passerbys.

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