Mike Babcock: Awful Racist
by RudyKelly on May 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT
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Mike Babcock: Alright boys, last game's effort was disgraceful! We lost to a team of losers! What were we thinking? They're all minorities! C'mon!
Justin Abdelkader: I dunno, Coach, they were pretty goo-
Babcock: C'mon, they were terrible! Everyone knows how bad those other races are at hockey! I mean, let's review that team. Joe Pavelski: Polack. Obviously the way we beat him is by getting him admitted to a UC school! Those Poles are so obsessed with education he'll won't be able to concentrate on the game!
Dan Cleary: Uh, coach I don't think tha-
Babcock: And Devin Setoguchi! He's so stupid, lazy and uneducated! The only thing that boy has going for him is his large cock!
Nicklas Lidstrom: Coach, none of the things you are saying are making sense.
Babcock: Shut up, you slant-eyed bastard! Speak English, we're in America!
Lidstrom: I speak perfect English, coach.
Babcock: Durpa durpa durpa, that's all I hear! And another thing: Evgeni Nabokov? How the hell are we getting stopped by an illegal immigrant??? He should be making us tortillas, not stopping our pucks!
Jimmy Howard: Whoa whoa whoa, coach, you need to calm... wait, did you call call Nick Lidstrom a slant-eyed bastard?
Babcock: Well, he's Swedish, isn't he?
Howard: Well yeah, bu-
Babcock: Exactly! Tell him to go bomb another government building or something!
Howard: Wha-
Babcock: North America, fuck yeah! Woooooo!!!!!!!
Pavel Datsyuk: asdlfjasdkljf asdfljsdfks werpoeiu.
Babcock: Right, Dats! You're a good ol' boy, just like me. Now let's get out there and show them what Canadians can do!
Henrik Zetterberg: Coach, I'm Swe-
Babcock: C'mon, Sadam, let's go!
(Editor's Note: This is the worst thing Rudy's ever written.)
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Oh my goodness LOL
This is the worst thing Rudy’s ever written
But funny as hell!!! That Seto one was awful!! Hahahhaa good one.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
FUCK YOU DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You racist bastards!!!
JUST MORE REASON TO HATE DETROIT!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
I never knew Josh Howard was a Detroit Red Wing, let alone a hockey player…
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 2, 2010 4:43 AM PDT reply actions
Well it was kinda racist, Josh Howard is african-american
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 2, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Pavel Datsyuk: asdlfjasdkljf asdfljsdfks werpoeiu.
I love this.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Datsyuk talks like he has Babcock's balls in his mouth.
by skilletboy on May 2, 2010 11:47 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Seto
has a large cock?
Why was I not informed of this earlier?
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