Lists of 3
by RudyKelly on May 19, 2010 9:56 AM PDT
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Print3 Best Ages
1) 8
2) 13
3) 22
3 Underrated Burns:
1) Butthead
2) Dicknose*
3) Corey Perry
*I once heard a guy call someone a dicknose. The offended party said, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" and the first guy replied, "It means you have a nose like a dick." That's really funny to me.
3 People to Blame for Last Night's Sharks Loss:
3) Niclas Wallin & Kent Huskins
3 Random People I Hate
1) That stupid fucking smug son of a bitch from the State Farm commercials; you know, the guy with Barry Zito hair
2) Thomas Jefferson
3) The guy at the tux place who laughed at me because I thought paisley was a color
3 Favorite Lost Characters
1) Jack
2) Adebisi
3) Sayid
3 People I Wouldn't Mind Seeing in a Kings Uniform Next Season
1) Kovalchuk Kovalchuk Kovalchuk
2) Anton Volchenkov, the Widowmaker
3) One of Vyacheslav Voynov, Thomas Hickey and Jake Muzzin
3 Least Favorite Lost Characters
1) Ana Lucia
2) Shannon & Boone
3)Sawyer
4) That ugly redheaded chick who died a while ago; her face disturbed me
5) Locke
6) Kinda hate everyone who isn't on the list above along with Jin & Sun
3 Dogs I Want to Play Fetch With:
1) Tugboat
2) Milo from The Mask
3) Rover from Independence Day (dog's got hops)
3 Times Justified Made Me a Little Gay for Timothy Olyphant
1) -Because I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
2) -I once met a man who made model reconstructions of famous aviation disasters. Tenerife. Sioux City. Lockerbie. Scaled down fusilages blackened and torn. Little engines and furrowed earth. I don't know. I figure people are entitled to their hobbies and I'm entitled to think those people are creepy. No offense Carl.
-Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I think you'll be quite surprised.
-Honestly, I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
3) -Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.
3 Reasons I'm Looking Forward to Next Season
1) Anze Kopitar will score 90 points
2) Johnson-Doughty will be the best defensive pairing in the Pacific Division
3) Bernier, Moller, Loktionov, Schenn, Cliche, Lewis, Hickey, Voynov, Muzzin, Kozun
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I tried to think of cooler movie-dogs but I just can’t. Maybe those really are the best.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
2) Asta from the Thin Man movies
1) My own dog. He can wrestle and flip dogs that outweigh him by thirty pounds. He’s like a cuddly ninja.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
My Dog Skip, As Good as It Gets, the Awful Truth
but my favorite still has to be the dog in One of These Days.
Wait till this year.
Um, Chance from Homeward Bound?
He has the voice of Michael J Fox!
by PNK on May 20, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bat Dog!
True story: I cried when I thought Shadow died. Fuck that movie.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Oh Peter…..I worried about you so.
great movie! I watched it, when I was a kid, and I watch it with my daughter. The ending doesnt make me cry…..it just puts a huge smile on my face!
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Whoo first...ok that was lame..
I’m going to be a dick here and say….people to blame:
1. Nabby- step it up pal…
2. Marleau – i know you scored 2 but couldn’t you score like 10 more?
3. The rest of the team – you suck.
damn. now I’m second. and if you think I seriously mean 1-3 you’re smoking crack. Look we played like we always do last night well aside from Nabby he wasn’t the wall we’re accustomed to but our normal is not good enough for these hawks. We just need to step it up play dirtier and Jumbo’s favorite word last night “CAPITALIZE”. They all need to be in-sync with one another well oiled machine. We cannot have bits and pieces be good and holding up the team anymore. THIS IS THE WCF we all have to be good.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
When has Nabby EVER been a wall?
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
ok not a wall so much as a slick cat
or a super duper baseball catcher.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My three least favorite Lost characters:
1. Michael.
2. Rose and Bernard — get over yourselves already.
3. That skinny translator-assistant-dude at the ancient temple.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Favorite Lost characters:
1. Mr. Eko
2. Patchy
3. Man in Black (original)
Least Favorite:
1. Shannon
2. Hurley (or anyone related to a Hurley storyline-Cheech, his mom, skinny dude from Road Trip, etc.)
3. Boy in Black
C’mon, Shannon!
Rose and Bernard — get over yourselves already.
How dare you!
And I guess if I’m being honest my favorite character is Vincent.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
She in particular infuriated me — all this jibber jabber about “oh I know my guy’s alive” and then you get this backstory that tells you they’ve known each other for like six months, and then even when reunited all they do is transcend the group’s problems.
They’re the ones I’ve wanted dead for the longest. Or just one of them, if it was violent enough.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Yeah, I tried watching Lost recently. I couldn’t stand it (i can’t stand most TV shows).
So far you’re 1-for-2. Battlestar good, Lost meh.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
Battlestar was awesome in Season 1, and then was just good after that. Lost already has been great at least most of the time (alright, the first half of season 3 was kinda lame). And the end of Battlestar was stupid.
Oh, and my favorite character is probably Charles Widmore talking about whiskey.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
My favorite is Ben being awesome from last night.
“Did you say there were some other people that needed to be killed?”
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Evil Ben is everyone’s favorite. I’m liking crazy sideways Desmond too.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
I know you hate Faraday, so he should be mentioned by name.
2) Johnson-Doughty will be the best defensive pairing in the Pacific Division
Are you high or just stupid? No pairing involving Johnson could ever be the best at anything, unless there’s a gay sex competition I haven’t heard about.
If such a contest does exist, then please let me know. Finally, my years of practice will pay off!
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
You forgot Clifford.
And you might even get two of Voynov, Hickey and Muzzin. From what I understand, Terry Murray is in Manchester right now, taking in some of the action.
Wait till this year.
Thomas Jefferson
You know who doesn’t suck? Tadeusz Kosciuszko, whom he totally betrayed. “Oh sure, I’ll execute your will to free the slaves, ha ha, you’re the purest son of liberty I’ve ever known…oh no wait, no I won’t.”
In Dinglebarn We Trust
If it wasn’t for Jefferson we wouldn’t have a strong separation of Church and State. He may have been a dick in a lot of ways but he was really important for a lot of what is good about this country. It’s just another example of Rudy’s irrational hatred. It’s similar to the way he feels about vaginas.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Jefferson rules. If you need a direction for your hatred, look no further than Alexander Hamilton.
by Nut on May 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if Rudy’s the type of guy who would watch Snow Buddies. Just because he’d get to stare at dogs running around for 90 minutes.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
3 Underrated Burns:
1. George
2. Edward
3. Montgomery
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Great minds…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 19, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking hilarious, but the best burn ever: thats not what your mom said after I pulled out of her asshole.
I know its long and crude, but it works every time. Go ahead and try it…….I dare you.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
I know its long and crude, but it works every time.
MY DICK.
I’m sorry folks.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
prove it
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
4. Indian
5. Rug
6. Sun
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 19, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
How’s Colton Teubert developing? You don’t mention him as a player you’re looking forward to, but he’s in your system and was pretty darn good for Team Canada at the World Juniors a couple years back.
by Beantown Canuck on May 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
3 Feelings Attending Sharks Hawks last night:
1. Excitement
2. Confusion
3. Disappointment
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You just described my girlfriends thought process when we are having sex.
by JohnQPhats on May 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
hahaha
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaa funniest comment
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on May 20, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 20, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
damn … can’t even come here for a laugh … :(
(major lack of sleep is making me bitchy I think)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Does anyone else hate when people chat with them on facebook? People you don’t know that well anymore? And you don’t know how to stop the conversation without it making it even more awkward? Yeah me too.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
that and running out of nipple glue.
wait…..why the fuck would you ever need nipple glue?
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Yep. Plus it gets worse when that friend tells you how attracted they are to you and that friend is a guy.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
easy solution – get rid of facebook … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
I did but then a Japanese site popped up and I was worried it was tentacle rape. I’m at work, I’ll watch it at home.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
I was worried it was tentacle rape
what is this? i must know
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
are you serious??? and if you are, just do a google search
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
i know it seems i know everything..but i dont..i shall go look it up
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
let me know your thoughts once you look it up … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
just found it…in my next life i want to be an octopus
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Off-topic: Why do Olympic Mascots always suck so much?
London mascots unveiled here.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
rudy why didnt u just write this how u really wanted to write this
3 Dogs I Want to Play Fetch With fuck:
1) Tugboat
2) Milo from The Mask
3) Rover from Independence Day (dog’s got hops)
and for gawds sake will commericals stop using the “who do you love” song…fuuuuck!!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
oh and this is your best list…gives the post an A+
3 Times Justified Made Me a Little Gay for Timothy Olyphant
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Paisley is a teardrop shape with a swirl at the point. (mom made sure I knew that and even made me a paisley dress that actually fit rather awesomely)
Let's go Ducks.
Did Rudy get flagged or something? Why is this gray? This matters to me.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
I think that’s what it might mean, but I’m very shady on this stuff (pun slightly intended).
On the other hand, there’s a spot on a dashboard I never visit that says “Most flagged comments in the last two weeks” and I just went there now — it’s completely empty, so who knows?
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Fagged.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 20, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
see Louis C.K. on (I think) Showtime PPV, his stand-up show from 2008 for a germane discussion on this word and what it means to him
Wait till this year.
lots of serious hockey analysis going on here
I thought Setoguchi had some good chances in game 2 even if he was a minus 2.
Desmond is my favorite Lost character and anyone who doesn’t agree can suck it.
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by Will Bulldozer on May 20, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions
I have a friend who had no interest in watching the full series, so I tried to just tell him most of the story best I could.
I did have to show him the Desmond episodes, though — those ones are just worth watching.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
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