I'm not sure if this cartoon is funny or whether I've used the term "reparations" in a historically correct context, but whatever -- I just wanted to post a cartoon of a shark wearing a suit and tie.
The San Jose Sharks have made it to the conference finals two times now, and they have yet to win a home game in this round. In their previous WCF in 2004, the Sharks were able to even a series on the road after dropping games 1 and 2 at home -- can they do it again?
Go Drama.
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The expression on his face is priceless
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 20, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions
Sharky needs a better lawyer. I should have put Lionel Hutz in the background sneaking away.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Good call. His Buisness card doubles as a sponge
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 20, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“Next case: Denying basic liberties to Canadiens traveling abroad in the city of Philadelphia.”
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
that Indian needs some Pro-Active………….oh thats war paint.
sorry Earl.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Heh, that’s what happens when I consult the actual logo — next time I’m just drawing my own version. :)
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i just checked the official logo myself……you made yours spot on. Their logo looks like it has back acne as well! The Chicago Blackheads!
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Completely off-topic, but one thing I’ve recently been impressed with about my iPhone. I’ve only tested it twice, but apparently my Sudoku app has a function where I can take a picture of a printed Sudoku puzzle and it will decipher and create the same puzzle on my own screen — where with enough hints they’re all solvable.
I’m pretty damn impressed — it’s pretty basic visual number-recognition stuff, but it’s fairly fascinating to try out. So far it’s 2-for-2 on accuracy, too.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Which app is this? I’m getting an iPhone in September and I enjoy Sudoku.
SNN Sports - A theoretical Oilers blog (i.e. theoretically, I write stuff there). Link now 100% less broken.
It’s called Enjoy Sudoku, and when I bought it it was $2.99. Now know I’m pretty app cheap — I’ve only paid for three apps in my iPhone’s life, but this is the only one I don’t regret.
It’s made me a way improved solver, and whenever you’re stuck on any puzzle it can give you hints and talk you through the steps you’re stuck on — I’m now a fairly comfortable “Devious” player, still trying to wrap my head around the concept of WXYZ-wings.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I know a lot of the tricks, I hate when you have to start mentally putting a number into a spot and following it until it breaks.
I’ve been playing ‘expert sudoku’ on my iphone, but I can only handle the lower settings on that one before I start breaking my brain.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
That’s cool, my G1 has some app called Google Goggles where I can take a picture of something and it recognizes the item and performs a search. Not as cool, plus when I tried it, it worked 0% of the time.
But it does have a physical keyboard. Take that.
Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!
So are the shark and the Blackhawk married, or is this like reparations for what was done to the Native Americans in the past…by sharks?
That’s a pretty nice suit on that shark.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
It’s the Native American angle — some made-up story about the Blackhawk tribe being driven out of San Jose.
But I think it works as a divorce storyline, too — we’ll see what happens in the BoC movie version.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Not funny. Not funny at all.
okay maybe it will be once I’m over my semi-depressed mood – or we tie the series up and then win again back at home — please for the love of all the is right in this fucked up world let this happen!!
I should stick to giving the world the silent treatment huh? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
naw take the Danny Boyle route
just flip everyone off…I MEAN EVERYONE! ;) no words are needed. Let your finger do the talking.
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by mssjsclowie29 on May 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Another great comic Sleek
too bad it made me cry….just kick my ass some more will ya? It’d make me feel awfully better. ;)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
But these depressing moments are the essence of being a Sharks fan.
:)
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
awesome...
who has a razor blade handy? Just kidding! :P
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
for those of you bitting your nails about manna’s game or those of us awaiting October, here is a game to play
The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It’s been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
This might be better than Earl’s Sudoko app.
Let's go Ducks.
I’ll have to try when I get home, but sent it to my oldest – he said 12.737 on his first try
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
he lies!
first try. fuck
10.1 third try.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
he’s up to 14.78 now
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Tell him to be careful — he’s nearly enlisted himself now!
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on May 20, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
here we have a couple of guys get into a competition for best score. It was 24, My best is like 14 after a half dozen tries.
Let's go Ducks.
17.56. My talent at things is inversely proportional to their importance, throughout my life.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
18.58
Looks like I’m not going to be doing much work today. I’m an air force pilot now.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
ha! I think you intimidated my oldest … he’s going to try later … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
showoff … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
14.1 is my best and I’m done. thanks though.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
18.763………..it gets faster!
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
faster is always good
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
19.71. You know you’re not done. We’ll be at this all day.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
19.537. I keep getting stopped at late 18’s………fucking crack of a game.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
18.773…and I’m done. I just wanted to be phenomenal according to a stupid online game, and I have accomplished that.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 20, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit…its too addicting. 20.948
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i used to play a lot of video games like that when i was a kid, like Gradius if anyones ever heard of it, and just recently i’ve been playin an asteroids-like game on Steam called Beat Hazard; so i was well prepared.
Although to be honest the first 5 minutes of playing I was always around 16 to 18 seconds, after another 5 mins i just started memorizing shit in order to get a better time.
Anyone who liked that game, and likes getting seizures, check out that “Beat Hazard” game. It’s like asteroids except that the levels are based off the music you play. It’s a game that basically combines Asteroids and Windows Media Player visualizations to make an addicting game. It’s awesome when your high lol.
Here’s a vid of it for anyone interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASusmLRreXw
I left my high-score sheet at work, but I think I hit 20 but didn’t pass 21. Nice job.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Tomorrow’s headline: Stock market goes down on mysterious productivity decline, Number of USAF pilots increases.
Let's go Ducks.
and you are to blame … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
awesome earl….purely awesome…i too like the expression on the shark
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 20, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that expression on the shark is awesome.
Looks like the Shark has a little Barry Trotz in him.
"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."
I’d rather he had a little captain in him…
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
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good call
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
This is hilarious. One problem, judging by the reaction of Sharks fans, exactly zero of them were shocked by the outcome of the opening two games.
by GordonBombay on May 21, 2010 6:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that would be the anti-Sharks fans. I imagine they’re similar to the Ducks “fans” that only show up to games in the playoffs and complain that they’re only there because they couldn’t get tickets to the Angels game going on down the street.
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