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"Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee."

"A facade of skyscrapers facing a lake and behind the facade, every type of dubiousness."

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."

 




Chicago! The Windy City! Second City! The City of Broad Shoulders! Chi-Town! The City of Stupid Nicknames!

The Sharks come into the site of the 2016 Olympics the beautiful city of Chicago down two games to none in the series, and, predictably, the doom-sayers and Shark-mockers have come out in full force. These folks haven't had much to do so far this post-season, aside from being their normal wonderful selves early in the Colorado series and then rearing their ugly heads after the loss to Detroit, but now they've come out of their slimy holes and started belching their hateful halitosis all around the hockey landscape. They say the Sharks are done, the say that Thornton's a choker...yeah, we've heard it all before.

So far, the series has been a disappointment for the Sharks, but there's no reason to go into panic mode or start throwing players or the entire team under the bus. Be calm, my Shark fan brethren. This team is really really good, remember? They only lost three games in a row twice in the entire season. And they've actually looked BETTER in these two losses then they did during their early games against the Avalanche. Aside from some regrettable miscues and some soft goals by Nabokov (things the Sharks have been dealing with all season, even during winning streaks) the play thus far has been even. I know that wins are the only things that matter in the end, but there's a huge difference between being down 2-0 like Montreal was after their first two games, held scoreless and looking completely out-matched, and being in the Sharks' position, having kept games close when facing one of the most talented teams in the league.

Star-divide

Some quality analysis from Copper and Blue:

For San Jose, I don't know if there is much that Todd McClellan can change.  His lines are winning the chances battle and the Corsi is even.  Unless he can cast a spell on Nabokov or turn Thomas Greiss into Olaf Kolzig, circa 1998, the Sharks are in trouble.  If I were to show these two chances charts with names redacted and asked for a winner, the nearly universal answer would be the Sharks.  Copper & Blue favorite Logan Couture isn't getting a regular shift and has been a non-factor.

It's only a matter of time before things turn around for the Sharks. These stats and this kind of analysis is just what we saw against Colorado early on - the Sharks had the edge in numbers but weren't getting the wins.

I totally agree about Couture. I'd like to see more play from the Sharks 3rd and 4th lines. Everyone has been talking about how Chicago has superior depth at forward, but the stuff I saw from Nichol and Couture earlier in the playoffs makes me want to put them out on the ice more often. Couture has the skills and Nichol is on the team specifically because of the grit and edge he brings to playoff games.

Playing in Chicago the Hawks will get the last change, and that's fine. Don't worry about matching lines too much, since it obviously isn't producing results. Remember the early Colorado games, where the Sharks would look flat and then the Nichol line would come out and generate some awesome pressure, tiring out whichever opponents were on the ice? We need more of that. Nichol and Couture both had about 8 minutes of ice-time last game, which is a good start (far better than what we saw against Detroit). The Sharks are quality from top to bottom, as are the Hawks - let's just see what happens.

This guy is rapidly becoming my nemesis. He wrote another article for Puck Daddy that's full of random pronouncements not backed up by any facts - that's our job at BOC, buddy! He writes about Joe Thornton's frustration and how it's affecting his play, and basically the whole thing is a cliché smoothie. He even talks about what a great leader Sidney Crosby is* for channeling his frustrations in the proper ways that benefit his team. I can only assume he is talking about Crosby taking that dumb boarding penalty in game seven vs. the Canadiens - he really showed his composure and leadership sitting in the box like that.

Also, how hilarious is it to see the comments on that blog make the comments at BOC seem insightful and nuanced? We've got to send Spade over there to teach them how to write coherently.

Anyway, the Sharks will come to play tonight, and they have the talent and the discipline to win. One win completely transforms this series, and the Sharks can get it in Chicago.

Prediction: The Sharks win both of the Chicago games. Tonight the Sharks win 4-2, with goals by Marleau, Boyle, Nichol, and Couture.

 

* = See Rudy? I told you people say that all the time.

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GO SHARKS!

Unfortunately I won’t be able to watch tonight’s game (damn damn damn) but I have a good feeling about it.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 21, 2010 7:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Ah! Why can’t you??

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

stupid me made plans before the schedule came out and I have no way out of them … ugh!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 21, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, that sucks. :(

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprized that Puck Daddy commenters actually have worse Grammar than Spade. I’ve seen bad grammar and spelling, but noone is on Spade’s level

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 21, 2010 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

We’ve got to send Spade over there to teach them how to write coherently.

i want to hump both u and megs leg

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually love PD commenters. Not because they’re intelligent or coherent, but because they are so retarded that it makes me brightens my day entirely.

If you want a really good time, read the comments in the Red Wings Eulogy:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Eulogy-Remembering-the-2009-10-Detroit-Red-Wing?urn=nhl,239897

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before I discovered SBNation, I used to read PD religiously for any news on hockey. And I tried reading the comments on it. No longer!
I don’t bother reading them anymore.

Plus, I really dislike bad grammar and spelling!
Not that I’m perfect, but it took me years to learn that goddamn English language only to see other people butcher it >_<

by AppleSweetRose on May 21, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean were not friends?..damn and i liked your screen name too

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha no, there’s an exception to everything!
And you’re one :p

by AppleSweetRose on May 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think im gonna propose to you…this might be my only chance

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike when the iron is hot i always say…but im a broke son of a bitch so youll be getting one of those lollipop rings….ill let you pick the flavor though

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 22, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

These stats and this kind of analysis is just what we saw against Colorado early on – the Sharks had the edge in numbers but weren’t getting the wins.

I don’t know — this isn’t any 51-17 outshooting margin we’re talking about with Chicago. And I’d expect raw scoring chance counts to favor a team that spends most of the game trailing — that’s the deceptive nature of comebacks, I’d think. Chicago wasn’t nearly as interested in scoring a third-period goal as San Jose was last game.

Can’t wait to hear about how much the Sharks deserve a better fate in G3, too.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

We’ll just have to see after tonight, when the Sharks win, what the scoring chances look like.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

In an odd twist of irony, I’ll actually be flying to Chicago this Sunday to spend a few days there — might hurt my blog participation for a bit. The ironic part is that my brother, who lives in Chicago, won’t be there during my visit — he’s working for a client outside of San Jose next week.

It means something, I’m sure, but I can’t decipher it.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it means your brother hates you.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alas, it’s more that my mother hates me — I’m mostly going, I suspect, to help her hang curtains at my folks’ new condo. And my reward? I get to ride a plane during the LOST finale — eerie.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get to ride a plane during the LOST finale — eerie.

sounds like youll have a lot of time to pen up some cartoons yay!!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

just make sure you don’t start seein: a guy in a wheel chair; an iranian with long hair; a surgeon; a big mexican dude; a rock star….

by yinhole on May 21, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha nice.

I hope it doesn’t mean anything bad for the Sharks.
Otherwise, eh :p

by AppleSweetRose on May 21, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching these games, I would have to say that it’s fair to say that it’s been pretty even. Even though the Sharks aren’t winning games, game three could go either way. I thought the Sharks made some real dumbass moves in the last game. The Douglas Murray roughing minor was stupid and the Joe Thornton slashing minor in the third was horrible. I don’t know, looked intentional to me. If it was, then that is retarded. Why would you hack a guy in the wrist in the face off circle with a ref standing about 3 feet away and looking at both sticks? That’s just stupid.
It’s been a good series so far though. I agree with you that it’s to early to count the Sharks out now. Although that won’t stop me from making choking sounds throughout the game at the watch party I’m going to which is made up mostly of Sharks fans.

by JohnQPhats on May 21, 2010 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Ha – love how you called out Bourne in this post. I thought the exact same you thought when he wrote trying to compare Crosby to Thornton, when it’s actually Crosby who’s booking tee times right now while Thornton is spotting the most beautiful beard ever in teal.

I also love how he brings up his own hockey accomplishments in every post on PD.

Whatever.

Tonight’s game should be a beauty.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on May 21, 2010 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

That dude’s a tool. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so.

Go Sharks!

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who Bourne is, but his writing has been nothing short of horrendous. The guy is a complete tool bag and I question whether he knows a damn thing about hockey. It’s like he’s looked up all the terms but doesn’t really understand what they mean or how they actually apply to the sport.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s played the game at a pretty high level. The problem is, he’s retarded. All hockey players are retarded. Even me.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet he can’t boast he’s played hockey with Kovalchuk like I can (who cares it was when we were both like 10 years old) or that he grew up in Ovechkin’s neighborhood like I did. Maybe he played it with Duncan Keith, but Duncan Keith is a little clown on my books when compared to pure Russian warrior and a future LA King.

I should be writing for PD.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on May 21, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome. You’re too good for PD.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha you’d be awesome.
And…. I think you ARE too good for PD.
Don’t bother with it.
FTF made you famous enough!
(I think)

by AppleSweetRose on May 21, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of people who are skilled at a physical activity like hockey are absolute shit at explaining or analyzing it. And then there’s Rudy, who’s bad at both playing and writing.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked how the poem “Chicago” by Carl Sandberg started like this:

Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,

Calling someone a “Stacker of wheat” is an underrated burn.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he’s the guy who coined the “City of Broad Shoulders” term, which is retarded.

He also said:


Here is the difference between Dante, Milton, and me. They wrote about hell and never saw the place. I wrote about Chicago after looking the town over for years and years.

In writing this article I simply searched for “Chicago quotes,” not specifically negative ones, but the vast majority of what came up was insulting Chicago. It was awesome.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

He even talks about what a great leader Sidney Crosby is* for channeling his frustrations in the proper ways that benefit his team.

My favorite memory of Crosby in these playoffs was him whining like a little bitch and breaking his stick on the opponents goal post after being out muscled again in the defensive zone. Way to channel that frustration like a leader!

At least Thornton hit another player with his stick.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

That totally benefited his team! That’s why they’re still playing!

oh wait.

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee is sooo much better than Chi-town. They have that awesome Calatrava.

I can only assume he is talking about Crosby taking that dumb boarding penalty in game seven vs. the Canadiens – he really showed his composure and leadership sitting in the box like that.

THIS. I giggled when I read it.

It’s even more confusing when you think that most writers are in love with yesterday’s story. That Crosby snapping thing just happened. What this reveals is that he is even more in love with an older, different narrative. And OMG facts must be ignored because it must fit.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 21, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s just like politics – once a label has been attached to a player in the minds of one of these hacks, there’s no room for anything that contradicts it. Crosby is a great leader! Oh, he just wet himself and smashed his stick on the net? DISREGARD!

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a chicken and the egg question: Has Chicago’s transition game been so effective because San Jose’s forecheck has been so passive or has San Jose’s passive forecheck allowed Chicago to set the tone with their transition game?

This is from Alan Muir’s article on SI. I’m confused: how would a passive forecheck lead to an transitional opportunity for the other team? Isn’t the problem that San Jose’s defensemen have been caught pinching? I’m genuinely wondering.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that’s a good point. If they weren’t forechecking aggressively they would be hanging back in the defensive zone, so it wouldn’t be easy for Chicago to get any sort of transition going – it would be more like playing the trap.

I’m confused too, but I think the answer is that this guy doesn’t really know what he’s talking about. There’s a lot of that going around.

Okay I take back what I said – you’re not terrible at writing. Good analysis.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

From that same article:

It’s probably not coincidental that these young Hawks are more effective on the road (7-1) than at home, where they’re just 3-3.

He does realize that the Hawks were 7-2 at home and 3-6 on the road last year, right?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

From that same article:

I was speaking with a Western Conference front office member yesterday who was only too happy to remind me of a bold opinion he offered up early this season: given a choice, he’d take Jonathan Toews for his team ahead of Alexander Ovechkin.

I hope this was a Ducks employee.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks employees don’t have bold opinions.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s probably just your garden-variety Canadian racist.

I remember reading all sorts of similar anti-Sedin crap during Vancouver’s series. It was hilarious. Swedes don’t know how to win the big games, because they’re not good Canadian boys like Toews! Let’s ignore the Red Wings’ roster and oh, Sweden’s amazing success in international competitions. Canada always wins the gold, blah blah blah Torino and Lillehammer never happened.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 21, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

or ducks fans….in fact earl is the epidime of non-bold opinions

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sort of agree with that, perhaps.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy, I propose we start a new feature where we Mystery Science Theater 3000 crappy hockey articles.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Joe Morgan Don Cherry.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. Let’s do it.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Joe Morgan and Don Cherry.

gawd i hate morgan and that stupid grin he has

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the hockey article equivalent to “Manos: Hands of Fate”?

by Mike Chen on May 21, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Bourne guy on Puck Daddy is clearly the Joe Don Baker of hockey writing. Or Coleman Francis.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see what he’s saying. Keith, Campbell, Sopel, Seabrook, even the Swedish kid (no way I try and spell his name) all make a decent first pass at the very least. Keith and Campbell are brilliant at it.

So the question is are the Sharks unable to get an aggressive forecheck because the puck is out of the zone before they get any men in deep or is it planned, that is, hang back in hopes that you can break up that transition game, trap them I mean, but the plan is not working?

By my eye the Sharks are very effective when they get the puck cycling down low. They’re big and nearly every Hawk Dman has a hard time handling it. So I would say that its a) the Hawks are moving the puck quickly so the Sharks aren’t getting in quickly enough. Add in the fact that the Hawks are a much quicker team and its a big problem for SJ.

Reminds me of Philly/Detroit back in the 90s. Everyone figured Philly would pound the WIngs into submission with their forecheck. Problem was everytime they dumped the puck in Lidstrom and Larry Murphy would hit their own forwards on the tape heading the other way. Sweep.

by Pat Mc on May 22, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the comment above was supposed to be in reply to the questions about the Muir article

by Pat Mc on May 22, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was done once, and that took care of the curse and bad mojo. The Sharks’ losses haven’t been because of any demons anymore. They’ll win on their own merits tonight.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, okay. I think I was confused as to the level of the Sharks curse. I wasn’t sure if it was just about getting out of the 2nd Round after the Lockout or if the poor opening they had in the Western Conference Finals in 04 was in play.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 21, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a complex and multi-tiered curse.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the final exorcism will take place in Game 5, when the Sharks take a 3-2 series lead with their first Conference Final home victory.

by Mike Chen on May 21, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t y’all be donig a mental group hug to help your team? Everyone hold virtual hands and send good thought their way

(and if that doesn’t work, you might not want to ever do that again, but it helped the Angels win a few games)

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hands are in Meg’s pockets as I type this. Virtually, of course.

by Mike Chen on May 21, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

could it be that the curse involves not winning a game after the second round?

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh — a bit kick-y there.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

tee hee. I’m tuning in late, but I have a feeling I’ll be laughing during the intermission recap.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably won’t capture the endearing way that they’d find another replay and the Versus guy would change his mind about whether it was a goal every damn time — and he sounded convinced throughout.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one should count — Sharks win this postseason’s 5-on-3 excellence award.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops — Hawks have a power play unit, too.

1-1, waiting for the ref’s next move.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s starting to look as if the trend going into last game is going to prevail — one of these teams will lose tonight, and it will likely be because they only scored one goal.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

6:55 left to test the trend.

by g r a c e on May 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drama!

Ain’t this awkward?

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and that one goes down the toilet.

by g r a c e on May 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it went down the toilet last game, too — Marleau keeps disrupting things.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I realized almost right after I posted, but I didn’t want to clutter things up with a clarification. Earl, you need to get on that edit button.

by g r a c e on May 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, but the drama of mistyping!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it ain’t Chicago — desperation time.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far in this series, one huge discrepancy has been power play shots — San Jose has taken 29; Chicago has taken 2.

Problem is, Sharks have scored on 3 of their 29 man-advantage shots. Meanwhile, Hawks have scored on both of their man-advantage shots.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh. Time to find that inner Flyer.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Queue choking and suicide pictures…

by Steven Hida on May 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Suicide most definitely

We’re not choking. We’re losing.

Trust me, there is a difference.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very good point. This game, like all of them, was REALLY CLOSE.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be depressed for a good long while after this ends (probably)

But I think after a little time passes I’ll look back fondly on this year.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but its the sharks…so the choker label is going to get thrown out there. I think the Hawks are just a bit better and are getting bounces. Like Meg says these games are really close, and its not like the Sharks aren’t getting chances.

by Steven Hida on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be time to warm up the kid-running-into-the-glass video. I’ve been reading all week and was trying to figure out why all the Shark fans were so optimistic going on the road two down and not playing the Avs.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on May 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

On the advice of my psychiatrist, I’m going to take a break until Sunday. If you don’t hear from me then, please inform my family.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I will make sure to post a very concerned FanShot.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t die, we need Sharks gameday posts to complete the set. Its just not BOC if we depend on Mike Chen.

by Steven Hida on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I know every blogger and commenter here made a case for the sharks not being chokers…and made great cases..and probally correct…but shit someone had to post this….someone…someone with balls of steel…someone who could crush a wooden statue with h is penis…someone who could make a billygoat cry…there is one…man….and that man is me:

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha, nothing like Spade shooting from the hip.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh I hoped someone did the heimlich maneuver…. and not just watch him die…

by AppleSweetRose on May 21, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to help, but the choke point is very deep.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell u find that…thats great hahaha

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 22, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took the picture myself — go iPhone camera!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

since u must own that shark “toy” im sure you can put that to some great use over the years here at boc…all u need is a rubber duckie and a king from a chess game(or if they got burking king toys..not sure if thos exist)…and just add other props and annotation on paint….could do that when u need a rest from drawing

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I’m one step ahead of you. This assortment of characters may be getting utilized at some point in the lazy future.

Problem is for this round, most of my childhood toys are gone, and I didn’t have any Indian to play the Blackhawk.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

do they still sell cowboys and indians figureines? or did they realize how insensitive of an idea it was to ever sell those toys to kids

well after the sharks finish choking playing well but losing…set up the characters the same way (minus the cup) and put a beer can next to all of them with some funny boc caption lol

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely used to have a G.I.Joe action figure named Spirit who was an Indian — he came with an eagle called Freedom.

And he was way more poseable than any of those three. Kung fu grip!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao that is one awesome collection

by AppleSweetRose on May 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The (Playmobil?) king is fantastic. That beard — so full, so wise.

by g r a c e on May 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The king is from Playmobil, and he was actually purchased within the past few days to round out the set (my sister got me the duck a few years ago because I’m stupid about hockey and I got the shark at the bottom of a bucket of booze at Sharky’s bar).

And I didn’t even buy the king — my friend texted me randomly from a toy store and finding out he was there, I put him to the “complete the BoC set” task via photo messaging. He’ll be happy if the king goes over well; he wasn’t certain it would work.

It’s actually a King Neptune or something; he’s kind of wearing a wetsuit and has more fins than feet — but on general concept, he works out great. And as the other two are basically bathtub toys, even the sea king theme works.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Sokay, Earl. You can admit you’ve been scouring the earth to find this trio for your bathtime fun (heh).

But I do love that little guy. Plus, since he’s the white-bearded version, he symbolizes the weak, decrepit Kings* — the version I like best. ;)

* Source: BoC Quest for the Cup, Chapter 1, Paragraph 11, Panels 8 and 10.

by g r a c e on May 23, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if reality doesn’t matter, enjoy placing behind the Coyotes and Kings in the Pacific Division.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 21, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know this sounds weak and lazy..but its the honest truth…the cup year and shit even last is still fresh in my mind…if we suck for like 2 or 3 more years…then that would hurt…i think were allowed to suck a year after being so awesome since 03

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 22, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe this adequately represents how sharks fans feel:

"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."

by Morbo on May 21, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, just wanted to pop in again, I’ve watched games one and three and can agree that there’s no choking in this edition of the Sharks. Anything could have happened in those games. Goaltending and chance seem to have been the deciding factors.

In fact, that’s how the BOS-PHI series started – the first three could have gone either way and Boston won them all. Here’s hoping that losing with a 3-0 lead doesn’t happen exclusively when I don’t want it to.

by Malurous on May 22, 2010 4:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Dissing the city of Chicago

is all you got, since the Sharks can’t win a game against an obviously better team, even with the refs on their side.

by Publanski on May 22, 2010 5:57 AM PDT reply actions  

You had me until the word “obviously” — but I do appreciate the bravery involved in a first-appearance 3-0 series lead taunt. Go courage!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Worry

The Sharks are improving. Maybe they’ll make it to the finals next year before they choke.

by Publanski on May 22, 2010 6:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Its too bad for the Sharks. This is pretty similar to the Wings series but the reverse result. Either team could be up three nothing really but the Hawks are just a little better, their goaltending is a little better and they are getting offence across the board. And the guys who are not scoring, like Hossa, can still contribute away from the puck, unlike Heatley who seems to be either losing his man or getting knocked off the puck.

The usual narrative is going to continue about them being chokers but I think that Chicago is just the better team. Certainly Thorton and Marleau have been excellent.

by Pat Mc on May 22, 2010 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

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