Mark Hardy Arrested for Sexual Assault?

by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 10:33 AM PDT

TMZ has learned 51-year-old Mark Hardy is in police custody after his daughter told cops that Mark "put his hand down [her] shorts and touched her genital area without her permission."

I don't know what's worse: the sexual assault, the fact that TMZ sent Earl and me this article, or that they referred to Mark Hardy as an "ex-NHL star." OK, the worst part is the assault, but the other stuff is bad too.
I sent my brother a text about it and he replied, "Why couldn't it be Jamie Kompon?" My brother is a terrible person.

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Wow, that’s…way more specific than what was just said on the Insider.

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by Niesy on May 21, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions

Ewww.

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by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions

A less lazy person than me would turn this into an offseason comic strip: Mark Foolhardy.

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by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I need to quit this place.

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by Niesy on May 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

whos mark hardy?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions

He was in the WWE, I believe.

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by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Ha, fantastic.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 21, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

o the guy with the nylons on his arms…i remember now….not shocking he would have done that…wow 51?…im old then i guess

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Do the right thing and spread the word: one of the Hardy Boys is a child molester.

I love the Internet.

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by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

TMZ has just received a statement from L.A. Kings saying simply, “We are aware of the charge. Due to the legal nature of this matter, we will not have any additional comments at this time.”

Dont’ know why the Kings should have to make any statement at all since he is no longer a member of the Kings.

As to the charge, there are few things in life lower than one person forcing themselves on another person. I’m struggling to think of those few things right now myself tho.

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by Angy on May 21, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions

He’s an assistant coach. He’s in charge of the defense.

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by RudyKelly on May 21, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow. I didn’t realize that he was still a part of the team. Jesus Christ.

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by Megalodon on May 21, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions

damn…i knew somthing was up when they said 51 year old….

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 21, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

oh wow! didn’t catch that part of it.

by Angy on May 21, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions

hang him

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by tu madre on May 22, 2010 7:53 AM PDT reply actions

I know this is serious and all, but since when did TMZ become a source on a blog about hockey?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 22, 2010 8:11 AM PDT reply actions

Sadly, the NHL never e-mails us about stuff like this.

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by Earl Sleek on May 22, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions

they knew bout Michael Jackson being dead before other reliable sources were reporting on it … take that for what it’s worth. don’t read that crap myself tho. :)

by Angy on May 22, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions