I don't know what's worse: the sexual assault, the fact that TMZ sent Earl and me this article, or that they referred to Mark Hardy as an "ex-NHL star." OK, the worst part is the assault, but the other stuff is bad too.
TMZ has learned 51-year-old Mark Hardy is in police custody after his daughter told cops that Mark "put his hand down [her] shorts and touched her genital area without her permission."
I sent my brother a text about it and he replied, "Why couldn't it be Jamie Kompon?" My brother is a terrible person.