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Sharks Gameday: The Big Sleep

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Overtime losses are heavier than broken hearts.



 

They say that Hell was a rough draft - Chicago is the final copy.

The moment my eyes opened I regretted waking up. The pain rushed through me again, not as intense as it had been the night before, but somehow made harsher and more bitter having simmered overnight. In my line of work you learn to expect this: the ache from a beating ages like cheap whiskey.

As I groaned and sat up I started to piece together what had happened Friday night. I sat on my mattress and stared at the wall, the faces of the Blackhawk Gang swimming in the sewer-water of my memory. I saw them all: that trio of punk kids, Sharp, Kane, and Johnny Toews. The silent Finn standing in the back, Mr. N. The smirking Davey B., and the massive figure they called "Buffalo Man." Their matching red jackets weren't just stylish - they also didn't show my blood when it came streaming from my nose and mouth.

Star-divide

I got to my feet and a few deliberate steps brought me to my kitchen. My hands made the coffee without my mind to guide them - it was still dwelling on that dark and ugly scene Friday night. As the smell of the coffee reached my nose and finally drew me back to the present I realized I was staring at my reflection in the flat steel of the toaster.

I looked rough even for me, and I'm not a guy who has ever looked smooth. They call me Patrick Marleau, P.I. Well, actually, they usually call me "Buddy" sarcastically before showing me the door or what their knuckles look like close up. It's a living - or close enough to one that it's hard to tell the difference.

I hadn't been alone against the Hawks, of course. I don't like involving others in my troubles, but I have friends that I know will be with me to the bitter end, which Friday nearly was. Little Joey had been there, and Dany Heat, and the Mad Irishman Boyle. They backed me, and we gave nearly as good as we got...for a while.

About a month back the people of San Jose had contacted me, hiring me to get this Cup they claimed was rightfully theirs. The case had a rough start, nothing but dead-ends and black eyes at first. But then I hit my stride, and things started falling into place. I had been so close...I still was close, even bruised and bloodied. But these damned Blackhawk punks were in the way. 

This wasn't a job any longer - this was personal. This was about standing up for my reputation, and, yeah, I can admit, about my damn fool pride.


I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was my jersey, helmet, and stick. I got ready and went out the door.

* * *

By the time I neared the United Center the sun was high in the sky, as if it wanted a front-row seat for what was about to happen. I saw the Hawks hanging out around the back entrance, looking as mean and ugly as ever. I stiffened my walk to hide my limp.

I wasn't done yet, but all room for error was gone. No more mistakes - I needed to be perfect.

I stood in front of the red-clad gang until they all noticed me. I nodded my head at them in greeting.

"Afternoon gentlemen," I said.

"Buzz off, Shamus," Kane said with a sneer, cleaning his nails with a pocketknife.

"I just came to ask you boys a question," I said, "It's my job."

"Yeah, well if it's the same question as Friday you can forget it," Davey B said, puffing out his chest, "We don't know nothing about any Cup, see? So get lost."

Though none of the boys looked as bad as me, I could tell they were nursing bruises themselves. We had come close to beating them Friday night, after all, before things went bad. The Hawks had come out on top, but it had been by a slim margin.

"You know you can't win," Mr. N said, his voice soft and emotionless, "You can't beat us, Mr. Marleau. You need to face reality."

I gave him a half-smile. "It's reality that should get ready to face me."

My muscles were tense and tired, but they were ready to give it everything they had. Win or lose, nobody would be able to say I hadn't given it my all.

Prediction: Sharks win 3-2. Marleau isn't ready for the big sleep yet and scores twice. Dany Heat adds another.

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GO SHARKS!!

Please let this not be the last time I get to say GO SHARKS in this season. Please! I’m not ready for it to end. I have so much to live for still.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 23, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

lmao, was NOT expecting this for a gameday post

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on May 23, 2010 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I like to imagine this is how Marleau talks to his opponents while they look at him in utter confusion.

“You think you’ve won, Buffalo Man, but I’ll make you take a long walk off a short pier, see?”

“I beg your pardon?”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 23, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha…..kick some ass Marleau and lets see what happens!

*******Lets Go Marleau*******

by Sharkgirl on May 23, 2010 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

This tale hasn’t been translated accurately:

Well, actually, they usually call me “Awkward Buddy

Besides that, I’m ready to yell SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK a few more times this season.

by Mike Chen on May 23, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow — can’t stay for the whole game, but I’m surprised so far. Injure your way through this series, Sharks!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 23, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh — Chicago ties it at 2, and they’re 11-0 when scoring 2+ goals this postseason. :O

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wont be changing today. I feel kind of bad for them, despite the fact that I couldn’t wait until the actual end of the game to put up a gloat post

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 23, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait did he really just say livin’ right?

by Steven Hida on May 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooooooooooo!!!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those interested, I’ll be at HP Pavilion with my Time Machine next Friday. We’re going to October.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 23, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Which one? The next one or are you gonna try a few years from now?

by Steven Hida on May 23, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna give Patty a big, awkward hug right now.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on May 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem.

(Picture that represents finishing 11th in the West.)

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 23, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Watch out we have cup pictures to throw in your wounds…

by Steven Hida on May 23, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a picture for having five Pacific Division titles without a single trip to the Stanley Cup Finals? Or five straight 99+ point seasons without a single win in the third round?

Hmmm. Sounds like a job for charts.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s fantastic. Woo!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hope Doug Wilson is on the phone with Marleau’s agent right now.

by Mike Chen on May 23, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it would be stupid to let him get away, especially after what he just accomplished.

by Steven Hida on May 23, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean he can be on the phone with Bob Murray about a setoguchi trade? Or are we talking about a Marleau paycut?

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOC: hey at least its not crack muhahahahahahahahahaha….welcome to tee time boys!!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovely post, Meg.

So sorry about your local sports team. I was actually kind of pulling for them.

by Patty (in Dallas) on May 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, sharks

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost cried.

Blah :(

by AppleSweetRose on May 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe….i leave out the suspense…i did not cry…ok maybe only laughing cry

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I was pullin for you guys...

Now I’m gonna have to restart my season in NHL 10… shit…

Hawks, now you better fucking win… Just don’t let anybody from the Leastern Conference win it…

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

by angelofdeath on May 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

At least LOST’s season finale wrapped up every single question we had about The Island.

That’s sarcasm, by the way.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on May 24, 2010 1:54 AM PDT reply actions  

lmao

Sunday was just a terrible night all around.

by Khaaz on May 24, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the finale on my mom’s computer — I was flying yesterday.

Maybe that was for the best — I was so mad at the intermittent buffering at pivotal moments that I couldn’t be mad at the episode itself.

Still, lots of mess, and it’s as vague as ever.

Go summer.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert I guess, but I like that they made you think that the flash sideways would have something to do with the island, but it was actually about the characters. So, only if you became invested in the people instead of the mystery of the island would you find the ending at all ‘happy.’

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me and Mom watched the final Lost cause we had watched the first 3 seasons and then intermittently since then, so we figured we would finish the show off and see what the answers were. I said to mom with 5 minutes to go “This is a stupid ending”. Gad I want my life back.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 24, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rudy going to do the Puck Daddy Eulogy for the Sharks, or is it someone else?

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 24, 2010 6:34 AM PDT reply actions  

rudy was actually a shark apologist (except for nabby) this postseason…so I hope its earl

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 24, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ain’t me — and besides, didn’t I submit the softest eulogy of the set this postseason? I hope this one’s brutal.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if its rudy tell him to pretend the sharks are the ducks and hell write the proper eulogy

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 24, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I have no clue — do Sharks even have natural rivals, or are they just a friendly nuisance to everyone?

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

naw there much of a nuisance there more like the old grandma that cant comically stop peeing on herself

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
From the awesome:Dos Equis Old guy...but most likely from some marketing person who never gets laid

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 24, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Sharks one was done by Jibblescribbits. As Wyshynski stated, “it’s slow to start, but gets nastier and nastier”

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a bunch of home schooled kids.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on May 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it, but my favorite aspect appears to be others’ least favorite: that I didn’t have to write it this year. :)

Go lazy.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2010 5:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

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