Select Quotes From Abel 2 Yzerman

Sharks’ fans are the lowest common denom…. One tried to start a fight with me (gave me a big shoulder bump) WHILE I WAS CARRYING MY 19 MONTH OLD SON. Fuching as classless as the refs were.

In my defense, this dude’s kid was a total asshole.

im gonna go find a job work there for 30+ years and die…

If you’re looking for a job, I hope you don’t live in Detroit.

Economic ZING!

Fuch a cheesedick

cheesedick?…I need to use term….you learn somthing new every day yay!!!!

I admit watching wings fan squirm is better than sharks fans squirming..beautiful!!

Right now this is my theory, and I don’t care if it is farfetched or over dramatic or any that shit.

Uh yeah. Drama queen to the max.

As an outsider, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate watching Red Wings’ fans delusions and dreams slowly being displaced by the amplified bitterness, madness, and the unending anguish that comes in the long torturous descent through the layers of loser hell.

My god it’s glorious.

Things that would be tremendous: (1) if Dany Heatley drove Pavelski home tonight.

Stay classy, Detroit fans.

I’m glad everyone else is finding this complete mental breakdown as hilarious as I am.

This is the most irrational thing i’ve heard since that Sens_Suck video where he said the Leafs’ march to the cup was over after a loss to Atlanta

Oh good, the SB Nation Wings’ blog has a a post about how bad the officiating was in the game. Great, that’s what we need.

Hey Wings Fans:

This is hilarious. To be fair, it seems every fanbase has a dumbfuck contingent, at least among the other blogs i’ve perused (Kings aren’t spared, see Hockey Buzz, LaKingsInsider)

The officiating has definitely been bad – that goes both ways, but it seems to be going harder on the Wings. It sucks.

But that’s no excuse. If you know the refs are making bad calls, its on you to 1) not put yourself in a position to give the ref the opportunity to make a judgement call, and 2) to do everything else you possibly can to make up for the fact that you’re not getting the calls that night. That includes hustling to every lose puck, which is something the Wings have not done at all this series – they’re making bad passes and losing every single loose puck in their own zone. If they lose this series, it’s on their shoulders, because they’re not playing good enough to win right now.

The officiating doesn’t help, but more than anything, the ones being hurt by the officiating are the fans in general, because we’re missing more of what could be a really fantastic series as it gets reduced to a series of power plays over inconsistent calls that hinder the physicality of the game. If the Wings are going to lose, I’d really prefer it happen in a really good back and forth kind of exciting series, rather than just playing 2 periods – one with SJ on the PP, and one with DET on the PP.

Also, taking a sample from A2Y is like taking a sample of water from a sewer, because you get the same thing – A whole lot of shit. A2Y is one of the worst hockey blogs out there, and its unfortunate that it is accepted as the representative blog of Red Wings fans in general. You’re feeding the trolls here.

all I see is wah wah wah wah wah…man I imagine this audio to be like the adults in the Charlie Brown TV specials.

Agree Twig. Even PPs and at WORST this game is a 5-3 Wings victory.

Wha? Who’s Twig? And is that a guarantee that at the Wings worst is an automatic victory? Because someone forgot to tell the ’Yotes that.

Ahhh love it….great stuff for a Monday. :) Cheesedicks and all.

Go Sharks!

Oh no, someone bumped into you in a crowd. What a crime.

BTW — this is your DAY-EARLY WARNING.

If you do not live in Detroit or the Bay Area and are relying on Versus to watch G3 — THINK AGAIN. The Sharks/Wings game is at 4:30, but Versus will be showing the Pittsburgh game at 4:00 instead — only when that game ends (I’m pretty sure) will they go to BoC action.

So find a friend with Center Ice or get thee to a sports bar — for me, CI is the same channels as MLB Extra Innings, so it should be carried; you’ll just have to convince some dumbshit to put the game on a TV.

This is totally irrelevant, but something I noticed yesterday. Ellen Page has these commercials for Visio or something where a group of U.S. students goes on a virtual field trip to China — she’s shocked until it’s revealed that it’s all some interactive-TV trick.

My question: why did they make those poor Chinese kids dress up and go to school in the middle of the night?

…the league throwing away Rule 47.22 after Game 5 of the Sabres-Bruins series because it would have put a star player out of a critical playoff game. Nothing that happened on Sunday even came close to Colin Campbell revoking Zdeno Chara’s automatic suspension, especially after Chara gleefully admitted that he did exactly what the rule was expressly made to prevent.

I just realized that this whole entire BS call thing is sort of the best case scenario for Ducks/Kings fans. Think about it. First off, watching Red Wings fans bitch is kind of funny. Second of all, it kind of invalidates the Sharks win, if they win this series. It will forever be known as the series with the bullshit calls. Granted it’s based partially off of bullshit, but whatever, it’s still funny to us. In short, both teams end up looking bad. Could we ask for anything more?

Fantastic stuff… I had to sign off of Twitter last night because I was tired of all the “waaaah, refs!” tweets. Don’t play sloppy and give your self the chance to be called on stuff like that, and you won’t have that problem.

I absolutely can’t wait for game 4. Karma’s a bitch, Wings fans. Keep whining, and you’ll get swept at home. Which you deserve.