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Check out my Junk

In today's post I take a look at the random Sharks merchandise and junk I have around my room or that I found while cleaning out my closet.

Sharks' All-Star Game Puck

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This is a puck commemorating the 94-95 All Star Game that was held in the San Jose Arena. This is the game where Owen Nolan, greatest man alive, scored his called-shot goal on Domink Hasek. Awesome.

Rudy gave me this puck as a present after he visited the Hockey Hall of Fame on a road trip. It's an awesome gift, and totally makes up for not taking me with him. Oh wait, no it doesn't - not even close.

Star-divide

Steve Shields Magnet

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This is a magnet featuring Sharks goalie Steve Shields. It was part of a larger schedule-magnet thing that we had at home one of the seasons when my dad and I had season tickets for the Sharks. Following the season my dad cut this part of the magnet off to keep, and it's awesome. I had it up at work during the season but now it hurts too much to look at it, so I've taken it down until the Fall.

Old Cards

We had season tickets from 1999-2001, so I have a bunch of trading cards that I think they gave out those years at certain games. The first batch is some line of cards called "Victory." Check them out:

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If you can't tell, the players are Vincent Damphousse, Brad Stuart, Steve Shields, Patrick Marleau, Mike Ricci, and a Prospects card with White-Mask Nabokov and Zoolander-Looking Scott Hannan. Let's take a closer look at that last one, shall we?

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Hahaha look at Scott Hannan's face! Also of note is what is says about Evgeni Nabokov on the back of the card:

"Nabokov played well for the Sharks in his brief time between the pipes.His 2.17 goals against average shows that he is more than ready for more NHL work.

Career totals: 2 wins, 2 losses, 1 tie, 2.17 GAA"

Impressive, no? This Nabokov kid sounds like he might be something special, but he's no Steve Shields.

Here's the next batch:

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Steve Shields, Mike Ricci, Owen Nolan*, Vincent Damphousse, Jeff Friesen, Brad Stuart, and Nabokov on a prospects card.

There's some great stuff on the backs of these cards.

Jeff Friesen: "A tremendous all-around talent, Friesen is becoming one of the top players in the Western Conference. He is lightning-quick and has great cut-back ability too, making him especially tough to stop in open ice situations. With Friesen's wealth of offensive talent, a 40-goal, 80-point season is definitely within his reach."

Brad Stuart: "Stuart has excellent speed and may soon develop into one of the top offensive forces in the league from the blueline"

Steve Shields: "Now squarely the No. 1 goaltender in San Jose, Shields will be looked to time and again this season."

That one is actually kind of sad, in retrospect. Shields hurt his ankle in the second game of 00-01 and never got the starting job back.

Joe Pavelski Picture

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I just got this two weeks ago and it's great. The pure joy on Pavelski's face, the celebrating crowd, and the despair of the Red Wings right in the middle...it's the perfect picture. I would highly recommend the NHL photo store to all hockey fans, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Nabokov and Marchment Pictures

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They used to sell these 8 1/2 by 11 glossy pictures of players at the stores throughout the Sharks arena. I think they were like 10 bucks. I bought Nabokov, Marchment, and Nolan, now sadly lost. 

And no, I don't know why I got the Marchment one. Poor Bryan doesn't get to be on display - I had to dig through some old papers of mine to find him.


Sharks Truck

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This is a Sharks model big-rig truck from 2000. Its awesomeness is only rivaled by its randomness. I'm sure whoever thought up the Sharks Truck went on to develop other great ideas like the Atlanta Thrashers Mini-Disk player and the Dallas Stars Contact Lens Case.

Well that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed this tour through some of the random Sharks-branded crap I've collected over the years. I encourage all of you to post pictures of your own junk in the comments.

 

* = WOOOOOOOOOO!

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Marchment = true evil

Marchment = dirtiest player ever alive

someone should have speared him in the dick

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

another person who needs to get speared in the dick…for him it might be a beaver

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He definitely disappointed the first time in Anaheim, but the second time I didn’t really have a problem with him. Expectations were kept reasonably low, and he did deliver a promised G7 win over Calgary.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Friesen is awesome

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there

In late 2000 I was at the Sharks-Oilers game when Doug Weight attacked him after a knee attempt. It was so funny watching him lose it and slam his stick repeatedly against the glass

by ninersdd on May 30, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

hes the one player without a doubt was trying to end careers

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marchment’s lucky Stevens was suffering from Post concussion syndrome when Marchment was a Leaf

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and wheres your brian hayward card???…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
aahhahahahahahhahaha

o damn…i cant stop laughing

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, his GAA was was well under 6 that year.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on May 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re known for owning some of the NHL’s best goalies. Who remembers Vesa Toskalol?

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 30, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

to add I guess he was good at picking goalie masks designs…he selling that meg?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0908/nhl.goalie.masks.1990s/content.10.html

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

After him the Sharks had a lot of goalie success, strangely. Starting with Irbe in 92-93, then Vernon, Shields (he was actually great while he was our starter) and now Nabokov for ten years. It’s been a nice run.

How many goalies have the Kings or Ducks been through during that same time period? I’m not talking shit I’m just interested in the goalie turnover.

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

not too much…guy hebert..shtalenkov(im spelling that wrong)…then jiggy I think?…weve always had great goaltending..been a blessing..we also had gerber as a backup..who wasnt too shabby…we got a good eye for swiss goalies i guess

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot Kelly Hrudey.

For the Kings:

Hrudey
Dafoe
Fiset
Storr
Potvin
Cechmanek
Garon
Cloutier
Labarbera
Quick

Yeesh.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 30, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch thats an ugly list

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fukufuji!!!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

never rooted for the Kings, except for the time that Felix Potvin was on that team.

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on May 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1995 All Star game

That got canceled thanks to the lockout. Nolan’s hat trick was in the 1997 game

by ninersdd on May 30, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow that’s crazy – the puck says 94-95, but you’re totally right.

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

my 1997 game puck

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on May 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

puck

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on May 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

a

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on May 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good of them to not slap a date on that one, in case the damn thing got canceled again.

Lighthouse Hockey: Playing the NHL Lotto

by Dominik on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose All-Star Game
>Picture of a guy shrugging<

by Megalodon on Jun 1, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s got a date. 1997 national hockey league.

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on Jun 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ack, I missed it under the signature of Suchandsuch McAllstar.

Lighthouse Hockey: Playing the NHL Lotto

by Dominik on Jun 2, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost skipped this post because of the title — too much like an email from Spade.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ha ha!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 30, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn’t anybody posting pictures of their junk like I asked?

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

cause we don’t want to excite Spade too much … :)

(no honestly – cause I have no cool stuff like you do)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

just like the hair on top of my head…when my junk gets a haircut I like to show it off…bad habit I guess

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as Owen did for the Sharks, dude was a dick in real life. As much as Shields DIDN’T do for the Sharks, dude was a dick in real life.

by Mike Chen on May 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

true story

I was 12 years old. Owen Nolan was at his first private autograph signing since being traded to the Sharks. I was pretty pumped to meet him. I paid $12 to get one item signed and waited in line for 30 minutes. I finally get to say “hi” to Nolan, and he completely blows me off. Turns to his representative, questions if my ticket is genuine. Shrugs, and then scribbles his name. No handshake. No hey, how’s it going? Nothing.

And from stories I’ve heard about Nolan pushing teammates into lockers, I was kind of happy when he got traded.

Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life in San Jose... to be continued?

by Will Bulldozer on May 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks have Victory cards (oh the irony), the Ducks have this.

I believe I just blew your mind.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on May 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

im blown

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought the Sharks had nerdy fans…

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Virtual BEWBS! (and a flat 2d ass)

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks Truck

i wonder if thats a what the truck looked like taking the team equipment back from chicago on sunday…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Ducks’ truck should be in tiptop shape for the next season considering it wasn’t used during the playoffs at all huh? … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 30, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, not this again.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey if it produces a cartoon and a rebuttal again im all for it…espcially if we could get a rudy “perry type” cartoon rebuttal…your slacking rudy…that was such a classic

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spade started it … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please, every day for the rest of the summer. Just so Rudy loses his mind.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on May 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that would be worth hearing the Ducks fans go on and Sharks fans retaliate … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on May 30, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meg asked for a picture of my junk. Not sure if this is very valuable, but I’m sure Sharks fans will want one of their own eventually:

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 30, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My prized piece of Sharks junk is a framed, signed Jeff Friesen lithograph. My brother’s high school friend is the artist so we actually got it for free. Freeze was at the Sharks fan fest with Mike (the artist), and he kept calling it a “lithoGRAM” and had to be corrected constantly. If you remember the old Freeze GOALS videos, you know he spoke at a pretty slow pace, so just picture the scene in your head.

“You want my lithoGRAM?”

“Lithograph, Jeff.”

“Oh. Ha ha.”

by Mike Chen on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

“You want my 20 goals?”

“40 goals, Jeff.”

“Nope.”

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a sweet collection.

And I’m already eyeing a few things from that Photo Store you linked, they have a surprisingly great selection.

Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 30, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah and good prices too, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

by Megalodon on May 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

Are they paying you to say that?

by JohnQPhats on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course – it’s a really awesome way to make money. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

by Megalodon on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who will sponser earls state rapes..

state rape: brought to you by oscar myer wieners

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 1, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

also…we expect some free bacon western coupons in the mail meg for doing our part

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 1, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just mail you the burgers.

by Megalodon on Jun 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pavs picture, I want.

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything with the Wings getting soulcrushed is pure win. Hell I wouldn’t mind that picture..

by Steven Hida on May 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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