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Sharks Gameday: Forces of Victory

The accepted storyline around the hockey nerds of the internet seems to be that game two was subject to some fishy officiating (offishyating?), but most impartial observers also agree that the seriously questionable calls were fairly evenly split between the two teams. If Red Wings fans want to have a stroke about it that's cool with me, but I'm sure the Detroit players will take it in stride and will be able to start fresh for tonight's game.

The first two games have seen a lot of these two highly-talented offensive teams trading chances, and it's been exciting as all hell. I don't know if this is a great strategy long-term, but it's worked out for the Sharks thus far, so I'm not going to demand they change it.

Star-divide

Questions I have about tonight's game:

- Can anyone stop Joe Pavelski? (Answer: No.)

- Will the fourth line see more ice-time tonight? Scott Nichol had over nine minutes of ice-time in each of the final two games against Colorado, then 8:38 in the first Detroit game, and finally only 4:39 in game two. Nichol plays a good portion of his minutes on the penalty-kill, so his time can fluctuate based on the calls against the Sharks, but it's also clear that Todd McLellan doesn't seem to want to throw his scrappy energy line out there quite as often as he did against the Avalanche. Playing in Detroit will mean it will be harder to control who is matched-up against Detroit's power-line, so will the Sharks respond by playing the fourth line even less, or will Nichol and co. finally have some dominant shifts like they did in the Colorado series?

- Now that Heatley and Thornton are rolling, is it Marleau's time to come alive?

- Who will Detroit fans boo? The refs? Joe Pavelski? Rob Blake (always a popular choice)? Devin Setoguchi? Their own underwhelming team? 

- Does anything exist on the internet that is like the thoroughly-addictive Quickhit Football, but for hockey? Like a free hockey management sim online? And, uh, how will this affect tonight's playoff game, or something?

- Who is the best Joe: Pavelski, Thornton, Louis, Montana, Camel, or Biden?

- How come when Stephen Hawking talks about time travel, nobody treats him like he's crazy? What's the key to his respectability? I think it's the wheelchair - I need to get one of those. I think the glasses help too, so I'll also need those. Here's a picture of the look I'm going for.

- Will the final score be 4-3 again? Or will it be a low-scoring defensive duel, or possibly a blowout?

- How awesome is it to see the breaks finally go the Sharks' way in the post-season? (Answer: Very awesome.)



 

Prediction: Sharks win 4-2, with goals from Pavelski, Heatley, Clowe, and Boyle. Feel the Forces of Victory.

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It’s been weird watching this series….. history (and the hockey gods) I thought would favor the Red Wings. It’s strange that they’re down 0-2. Never would’ve guessed.

I think…… the Sharks will actually win tonight.

Sweep?

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by Kevin Y on May 4, 2010 6:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Sweep?

It had better not be — I don’t want to share that franchise accomplishment.

I blame myself — haven’t been around to watch much of G1 or G2, but I should be around this afternoon. Go Center Ice!

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would add quite the nice next panel on your cartoon.

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by jwizzle241 on May 4, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moar!

Broomstick of Terror!

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by SharksPhan on May 4, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t even utter that word … Wings are too good to allow that to happen … tonight’s game has me more anxious than game 1 or 2.

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by Angy on May 4, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Positivity – you can’t stop the Sharks!

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Positivity I agree!

we’re going to get our ass beat the hell up out there tonight but…we may win who knows. It’d be feat to just survive tonight. :) SHARKS!!! WHOO positively excited, scared and nervous.

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do some more voodoo and excorsism for the demons of the Underworld that is the Joe arena! Haha :p

Yes, I’m positive, but can’t help but be anxious as well though!
And sweep, that word should be banned. That’s like jinxing :/

by AppleSweetRose on May 4, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are no jinxes or demons anymore. The ritual worked, and the Sharks are in charge of their own destiny now. Have faith.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Lord. Positively giddy Sharks fans. And in the playoffs, too.

The world is turning on its head.

by GOOLIAN on May 4, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the best Joe: Pavelski, Thornton, Louis, Montana, Camel, or Biden?

Biden hands down

any guy whos holds a high public office yet still talks like his in a bar is awesome

I mean HES A BIG FUCKIN DEAL!!

How come when Stephen Hawking talks about time travel, nobody treats him like he’s crazy?

he talks thru a computer…so hes got that robot voice thing…your not suppose to mock people that have to do that..thats why…

How awesome is it to see the breaks finally go the Sharks’ way in the post-season? (Answer: Very not awesome.

Who will Detroit fans boo? The refs? Joe Pavelski? Rob Blake (always a popular choice)? Devin Setoguchi? Their own underwhelming team?

you left out the correct answer THE REFS….duh

I find it hard to belive you guys can win 3 straight from the wings…well c…you got that secondary scoring going thats key..thats what helped us on our cup run and I think what was missing from your other playoff expeirences

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

but most impartial observers also agree that the seriously questionable calls were fairly evenly split between the two teams.

Um, I don’t know if that’s accurate, is it? I mean, I wasn’t about to go say that.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s debatable, I guess, but I read a bunch of game summaries and commentary from non-affiliated sources to see what others said about the officiating, and most mentioned the weak calls that went against both teams. Sure the Red Wings had more penalties overall, but if you focus on the really crappy calls there were two or three against each team.

Like everything involving the officials, though, it’s subjective.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So officiating has been even on the outrageous end, but you in no way would ever want to switch places.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

They did commit more penalties. If you switch the places, I think we have a 9-5 PP advantage (given the reffing is still crap).

by warning on May 4, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were the 2 Bertuzzi calls that were very questionable. Maybe the other Goaltender interference call as well.

On the Sharks side there was Marleau’s boarding call:

and Heatley’s goalie interference call:

If these were called regularly on the Ducks they would spend entire games at 4 on 5.

Also, it’s not like they didn’t get away with crap too:

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha I love that Marleau call – that’s gold.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had video of Couture's off setting minor for roughing in game 1

Where the Red wing got 2 for punching him 4 times in the face, and Couture got 2 for getting punched 4 times in the face.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, the more I watch that Marleau penalty the more convinced I am – that is the WEAKEST BOARDING CALL in history.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He never even touched him, as far as I can tell Marleau got a boarding call for getting punched in the shoulder.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also something to note

Brad Stuart features prominently in all 3 of these videos

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were the 2 Bertuzzi calls that were very questionable.

There is no questionable bertuzzi calls, he shoulld always be in the pentalty box.

Anyone else cringe whenever his name is mentioned in the play-by-play. The dude might be approaching Avery status in my book.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 4, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If these were called regularly on the Ducks they would spend entire games at 4 on 5.

Hopefully you’re not looking to garner any sympathy from Ducks’ fans with this rhetoric.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

- Now that Heatley and Thornton are rolling, is it Marleau’s time to come alive?

I thought Marleau had a hell of a Game 2. Some good shots and scoring chances but he really showed his two-way play, especially in the third. I remember when Patty was soft as hell and now he’s pushing Nicklas Lidstrom up the boards to get the puck loose and taking on four Wings on the PK. If he only gets one assist (good face-off win, though) but plays like that, I’ll take it.

by Mike Chen on May 4, 2010 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I agree Marleau has definitely been contributing in other ways, but looking at the offensive numbers he put up in the regular season you’ve got to think he’s going to break out and score some points pretty soon. He was strong on defense all year in addition to being one of the top scorers in the league.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

He’s out there boarding motherfuckers like crazy! I mean, he almost killed Stuart in game 2!

Hello? Anybody? Is this thing on?

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

by I.C. Wiener on May 4, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

How come when Stephen Hawking talks about time travel, nobody treats him like he’s crazy? What’s the key to his respectability?

I’ll go with the whole “Lucasian Chair of Mathematics at Oxford” thing. The same job Isaac Newton once had.

That and the fact no one wants to make fun of a guy that talks like that.

by mepex on May 4, 2010 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

"Lucasian Chair of Mathematics at Oxford"

I knew it had something to do with a chair.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you so much.

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by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

im starting to hate him too…but when he makes another cartoon..ill love him again

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate myself for laughing.

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by Angy on May 4, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try dropping it once today in casual conversation — I dare you. :)

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh don’t worry bout that … already planned to … :)

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by Angy on May 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea…i feel compelled to uggg…damn sleek you bastard

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehehhe
May the fourth be with you

love it…

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s rec’d.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even realise there was a Star Wars day, jeez..
But then again, I never watched the original ones, and I didn’t like the new ones much.

Tsk, nerds unite!

by AppleSweetRose on May 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t bother – the original Star Wars movies have been pre-ruined for you by watching the new ones.

by GOOLIAN on May 4, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t ruin Han Solo yet — watch them!

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They did ruin some of the more surprising twists though.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you haven’t seen the 70 minute “review” of episode 1

You haven’t lived. This brand of comedy is perfect for BoC readers.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m two parts in and it’s excellent stuff so far.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish episode 1 yet?

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m waiting for the first TV timeout so I can watch the last part of the Attack of the Clones review.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be required viewing for any Star Wars fan.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the underlying motif of the reviewer being a murderer. That really completes it.

He’s also recently done Episode 2, which is even better than the first review.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also did all of the Star Trek TNG movies and Avatar.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you never watched Star Wars?

Earl isn’t that a requirement to joining BoC?

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by Angy on May 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a requirement, but mostly because I didn’t know people like this existed.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit

I just got into SW this past weekend and now only SW references are flying out of my mouth…yes people like ‘this’ exist. :((

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, better late than never, I guess. I’m to the point where I can’t hear anybody say “That’s impossible” without retorting “That’s not impossible — we used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home; they’re not much bigger than two meters.”

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

never tell me the odds sleek

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a select few people on the planet who will know what I mean when I saw that Kent Huskins is known as Porkins in the Chen household.

by Mike Chen on May 4, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, kid. Don’t get cocky

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahhaha

maybe a dozen more viewings of each movie I’ll get that joke one day. As of now I sorta get it. :P

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just reciting a line about the impossibility of getting a proton torpedo into the exhaust vent of the Death Star.

I believe it goes something like..

Rebel guy: blah blah blah, exhaust port, blah blah blah…
Wedge: That’s impossible, even for a computer.
Luke: That’s not impossible, we use to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home; they’re not much bigger than 2 meters.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooh got it

thankee!

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerds.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would win between the Death Star and a Battlestar?

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lemmy sucks.

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by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s off-topic and uncalled for.

Trick question – Lemmy is God.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we talking motorhead Lemmy? the guy got head on stage while playing a gig…that man cannot suck….unless he was sucked off by an ugly pirate hooker from whore island…then maybe its not so grand

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don't hook me on another sci-fi

movie/show/epic visualgasm my life can’t handle anymore of this!

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that plus reading sleeks BOC history thang…and getting a labodimie

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"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also with you.

Sorry, little Lutheran humor there…

by skilletboy on May 4, 2010 11:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I go to Presbyterian church enough to get the gist.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saw a shirt once that said Lutheran Star Wars: May the force be with you… And also with you.

by skilletboy on May 4, 2010 11:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

coiecnidence?…Just went to a lutheren service this past sunday…its catholic-lite….so strange

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sign. The Sharks will win tonight….

by skilletboy on May 4, 2010 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dont know what to think all my preconcieved notions have been shot down…even jumbo joe scored a goal…have no clue who wins tonite….I dont know this world anymore….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wings win on the back of Bertuzzi and the world explodes.

by Steven Hida on May 4, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no the wings lose and wings fans all admit they can actually lose a game…then the world explodes

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that’ll happen.

by Steven Hida on May 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars reference!

I’ll forgive you for being a Ducks fan :)

Here's to all us girls who love hockey...and the men who play it.

by Brad_Richards_Rocks on May 4, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone just told me this when I said May the 4th be with you:

Revenge of The 5th!

muhahahahaha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHAO!

hahahahha awesome! Just watched it again last night…kick ass!

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit — that’s cool.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You had me at Gogol Bordello.

by GOOLIAN on May 4, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Meg: you make BoC so much better than it already was!
Love the post.

by AppleSweetRose on May 4, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

The Sharks need to do two things today to win, IMO. First, they need to pick up their 5 on 5 play. Its been pretty good, but they’re still a -1 for the series at even strength. Second, they should be ready to have a stroke PK, as I’m pretty sure the incessant whining by Wings fans, combined with playing in The Joe will lead to a crapton of penalties against us that look like that boarding call on Marleau. They should be prepared for that.

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on May 4, 2010 11:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

One thing I’ve really liked about the Sharks this season is the versatility of their physical play. They’ve proven they can play with the roughest teams around have a penalty-fest and hold their own, but they can also play a squeaky-clean game and do just as well. They’ll be fine tonight.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for clean checks that get you ejected from games…

by Steven Hida on May 4, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great quote from Mike Babcock on WTC. Apparently his wife asked where Pavelski is from and called him a “stud.”

She totally wants to bang him.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

She wrote JoPa on the back of her undies...

(it means ass in Russian)…Ivano would be proud….

by skilletboy on May 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Go Joe Pavelski! Go Sharks!

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Meg, how are we supposed to property torment you if you beat us to the punches?

by GOOLIAN on May 4, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy did it months ago for his BOC Movie casting, I just found it and thought it was funny.

THE BIG PAVELSKI!

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK Detroit

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 4, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we can see where Toronto is leaning — this doesn’t look terribly different than Sedin’s disallowed goal, though the pass came from a different angle.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad you feel that way, cause that’s what I was thinking too. NO GOAL.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to the Wings feed and one caller’s certainty that “It’s good because his foot never left the ice!” is painfully funny.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like the puck changes direction more than 90 degrees, which may be part of this super-secret kicking rule.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUBLISH THE FUCKING RULE, YOU IDIOT LEAGUE.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. Also, both cases were ruled as a goal by the refs on the ice. Clearly they need to do a better job explaining things (though maybe those were the only refs that didn’t get the conspiracy memo, what?).

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess we’ll get enough data to eventually piece together what the rule must be, but this isn’t fucking LOST. No need for the mystery.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yaaaaay, riot averted!

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, if I remember this rightly, didn’t the league send out videos on this topic recently? Did they skip the refs, or just the general public?

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to these Detroit announcers, a DVD was sent to GMs, but they’ve made the point quite emphatically that they had no idea this had happened at the time of the Sedin goal.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does “they” refer to the GMs or the announcers?

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DET announcers first heard about it through the Sedin goal being disallowed.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for sure, I’m not the most informed person here — maybe the league did sneak some announcement. But I’m a fairly involved fan, and from my perspective it was a rule changed that was essentially announced (and not explained) at the point when it first got utilized.

That’s fucking horrible PR. Fans like to comprehend things.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they announced it to the fans, either.

That’s fucking horrible PR. Fans like to comprehend things.

Mmm hmm.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that is ever the case in Detroit.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does this shit have to happen to the two whiniest fanbases. Le sigh.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KNEW IT

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES. SHARKS HAVE ALL THE MOJO.

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by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOTHERFRAK

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I’m back to square zero — that one changed direction more than the first one. I guess (and that’s the key word here) because his foot didn’t move this time?

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

because his foot didn’t move this time

I think this is their standard, yes. Judging by the post-Sedin-goal press statements, intent seems to count quite a bit for them. If the foot doesn’t move, there can’t be intent. /end speculation

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think puck direction angle-change matters, too — I heard some stuff about that which seems new.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there’s a new rule about penalty shots, too — what the fuck.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s confused.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait to find out how this Cleary goal will be disallowed. Not enough kicking?

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excessive use of hockey stick

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s some bylaw where both teams in this series can sign a liability waiver and agree to play the rest of the series without any referees or a telephone hotline to Toronto.

At this point, I think I’d be more interested to see how that would play out. (Bloodily.)

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone would get maimed and then people would complain about the league not stepping in.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he was supposed to have covered the puck? I didn’t see that. Huh.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he didn’t — they showed him nudge it with his hand, but the presumptive ref was directly behind him, I think.

But he probably looked up with a guilty expression or something.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is sure messing with the “Only Detroit is screwed over” narrative.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but it does give them more legs about them yelling at shitty refereeing in general.

It is sadly a significant factor in this series.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I just wish we’d bitched more about the calls that went against us, maybe then they’d realize they weren’t so speshul. Oh wait, no I don’t.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have trouble pretending Kings fans or Ducks fans don’t do that too.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We bitch about calls. We don’t cry to the heavens that there’s a league-wide conspiracy.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have trouble pretending Kings fans or Ducks fans don’t do that too.

They’re wrong too.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to die. This first period has been insanity.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW, Seto. Show those Western Canadian chops!

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha, Howard.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nearly allowed an end-of-period goal in the second, too — that would’ve been quite the narrative.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to bring some extra good mojo with a nice bottle of Newscastle Brown Ale.

by Mike Chen on May 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seemed to work so far — another goal for that other Joe. Better get hammered just to get sure.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait – there’s another Joe?

by GOOLIAN on May 4, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, Howard.

This is dramatic.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoo boy. If SJ wins this one, I am staying way the hell away from the internets.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It'll be epic

But really, if we do, all of our goals have been 5 on 5…

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To which they will reply, “That waved-off goal!” But I’m sure you’ll survive. :)

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kicked it, I don’t know what they’re going to say about it. Although I guess I shouldn’t doubt the ability of Wings fans to delude themselves.

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by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what I’d say about it — a month ago, I fully would have expected that goal to count. That kicking standard has visibly changed, ostensibly behind our back.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looked like a kick to me… he stuck his foot out so that it wouldn’t go by, that’s a kick.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the way I saw it too. I don’t know, it seemed pretty obvious to me, but maybe I’m just that good.

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by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was more of a a foot-out motion than Sedin’s, I agree.

I don’t think it will stop them. You can what-if yourself to death over things, like King fans like to think about the Infamous Stick. But we should have overcome that. And anyway, there’s no guarantee that the alternate realities we favor in our imaginations would actually have ever come to pass.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, but by the way it’s been called in the past it wasn’t distinct in my eyes. More deflection than kick — I would have expected goal pre-Sedin.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I call a name for the game winner, is that POSITIVITY or jinxing? Meg?

by Mike Chen on May 4, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It all depends on how much blind confidence you’re willing to put behind it. It’s sort of like the green shirt — I have to stupidly believe in it for it to work. :)

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re allowed to make any wild calls you want for anything. Jinxes need not apply.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn — I just missed the past seven minutes because I’m too lazy to fill out a U.S. Census form.

But now I’m fucking counted.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And overall, I’m pleased with the lesser effort that not submitting a form entailed. Census suckers.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 minutes?

Really? were you filling it in using your feet? That took me about a minute tops.

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have to fill in a thing — the silly census taker did all my writing for me.

Most of the time was trying to explain why I thought my upstairs neighbor might be dead.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have told him you were black, just to see what kind of look he gave you.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are lazy

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by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have checked the “Lazy” box for ethnicity if it was available.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent in just the count of people and nothing else

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had her check two boxes, as I guess is my newfound right as a mixie.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a better joke if Ang hadn’t commented in between our 2 comments.

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by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush you ! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha…….under his work boots!

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on May 5, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha that’s awesome.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

<~ sorta here … freaking out

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by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m kind of hoping that this OT takes a long time — all the way up til LOST would be perfect.

Then let your version of Marchant end it.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a Pavelski moment if there ever was one, but I’ll be happy with any Sharks goal. GO SHARKS!

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BIG EYEBROWSKI.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This one makes the most sense.

by Steven Hida on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll start campaigning for it now. :)

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!!

that I didn’t see!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Delicious. Joe Thornton, clutch player.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit yeah!

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha FUCK YOU RED WINGS

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCK YES!!!!!!!

SUCK IT DEAD WINGS!!!!!

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 … OH MY GOD!!!! Words cannot express this feeling … WOW!!!!! Just fucking WOW!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

FUCK YES

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!!! In your face Detroit.

by Pinchy The Lobster on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Boyle’s own-goal was the best thing that ever happened to the Sharks.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Off the top of my head, I think the Ducks have twice won six straight playoff games — never seven, though. That may be uncharted BoC territory.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it happens. If it’s one thing I hate, it’s the Red Wings.

by Pinchy The Lobster on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !! that was a turning point huh? :)

(dancing naked)

okay not really

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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats to the Sharks and all their dedicated fans! That game was amazing! GO CALIFORNIA!!!!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You bastard! How could you!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for Pavelski to win the Conn Smythe and therefore make Marleau too expensive to resign with SJ next season…

//fingers crossed!

PS – GO MANCHESTER MONARCHS!!!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!!! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should trust my instinct. I was gonna say Marleau for the GW.

by Mike Chen on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You made the right move. If you vocalized that, he’d probably be on a stretcher right now.

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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-game is up. I’m going to do a bunch of cocaine.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

dont swallow the drips!

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on May 5, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Groucho Marleau (again)

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww, cutie pie.

I’m out!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO Sharks.

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by Niesy on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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