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Sharks Gameday: Better Dead than Red

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How can you talk about strategy in a series like this? Seriously, who can come out with a straight face and tell the Sharks what they need to do after six straight playoff wins? The Sharks have got this. They know what's up.

Game 3 was a classic rope-a-dope, with the Sharks playing pretty lazy and crappy for much of the first two periods, going down by two goals, and then suddenly turning it on, completely wrecking Detroit's tired defense and taking advantage of Jimmy Howard. Most of the game was poor for the Sharks, from a technical perspective, but you can't argue with the results.

There were a lot of odd calls in Game 3. The two reviewed goals were ruled correctly, I think, although as Earl pointed out in the gameday comments it would help if the league would be more explicit about what the criteria are for a "distinct kicking motion" or whatever. So if a guy's foot visibly changes direction, even if it is just to deflect the puck rather than propel it forward, is that a no-goal? What if a player is skating hard to the goal and the puck goes off his foot as it is moving forward, but it wasn't a kick it was just normal skating motion? I'm so confused. Oh well.

The penalty shot, as awesome as Evgeni Nabokov's save on it was, probably shouldn't have happened. According to most of the post-game analysis I've seen, Logan Couture simply pushed the puck under Nabokov's pads, rather than covering it with his hand. Anybody have a good replay of it?

It was great seeing Joe Thornton take control of the play the way we all know he can, and that should continue tonight. I think we're starting to get glimpses of what the top-line can really do, and that's not good news for the Wings.

Star-divide

If we were talking about the old San Jose Sharks then being down 3-1 in the third period against the Wings would have meant an almost certain loss. But not this team, and not this year. The Sharks haven't lost since Dan Boyle's own-goal and, whether you believe in curses, momentum, or just player psychology, the team looks different. Nobody is giving up, nobody is lying down.

The team isn't playing perfectly, by any means, but what they are doing is WINNING. They're staying alive in games through rough patches and making the most of their chances. They're a team to be feared - a team that you can never count out. They're tenacious and determined and full of big-moment players. They're exactly what they need to be.

A two-goal third-period deficit for the Sharks in the most feared arena in the league* wasn't a death-sentence; it was a challenge and an opportunity. It was a dragon to be slain, a demon to be exorcised, a ghost to be busted.

This team is different, and this year is different.

The Age of the Red Wings is at an end. The Sharks are the team of destiny.

Prediction: Clearly, the game will end 4-3. Thornton, Pavelski, Boyle, and Nichol will score goals. The people of Detroit will riot and wreck their city, but nobody will notice a difference.

 

*UPDATE: It's irrellevant for this round since we ain't going back to San Jose, but I saw this on Puck Daddy (who got it from Sports Illustrated): a survey of 272 NHL players about the toughest arena to play in as a road team.

WHAT IS THE TOUGHEST ROAD ARENA TO PLAY IN?

HP Pavilion, Sharks 19%

Bell Centre, Canadiens 14%

United Center, Blackhawks 13%

Wachovia Center, Flyers 12%

Joe Louis Arena, Red Wings 10%

 

Yeah, that's right. So I guess the Joe Louis Arena isn't that feared after all.

I've heard this many times before, but whenever I try to tell somebody how loud and awesome the San Jose arena is they link I'm just being a homer. I've heard countless players say it and seen a bunch of surveys about loudest arenas and toughest places to play and HP Pavilion is always near the top. The fans are great, the place is awesome, and I've never been more proud.

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Oooooo a goal from Nichol would just about make things perfect… :) But just get it done Sharks!

*******Lets Go Marleau*******

by Sharkgirl on May 6, 2010 6:45 AM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

looks like jumbo joe..ate too many jumbo jacks

and hes totally wearing the wrong shoes for that outfit

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

The people of Detroit will riot and wreck their city, but nobody will notice a difference

If the Habs win at the same time as you guys beating them, you’ll see synchronized riots in Montreal and Detroit

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the difference is that if people rioted, it would just be a normal night in Detroit.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on May 6, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

taking advantage of Jimmy Howard

He was dressing provocatively and showing waaaaaay more 5-hole than is even close to socially acceptable for a goaltender all evening. His body language clearly said “score on me, I’m easy”

(And yes, this analogy makes Jimmy Howard a drunken sorority girl)

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by Jibblescribbits on May 6, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

haha excellent

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

keep big ben away from howard!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ben’s probably getting counseled or something right now by the NFL about that

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d say “Five hole? You’ve got five? …Mah lucky day!”

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on May 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He was asking for it.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He even said he would do it again.

Floozy.

by GOOLIAN on May 6, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

heheheh

twss to Howard

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

MIMSY!!!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about those Manchester Monarchs?!?

Jonathan Bernier records his 2nd shutout in 3 games and future King sniper Bud Holloway ties a Calder Cup Playoff record by scoring his sixth game winning goal of the post season as the Monarchs take a 3 – 2 series lead in the second round.

Suck it, Worcester Sharks!!!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 6, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO

Worcester is bullshit. They claim it’s pronounced “Wooster.” Nope, sorry, it’s not. You want it pronounced like that, you spell it like that. It’s not like I can someone can call me, “Rudy,” and then I can say, “Sorry, it’s actually pronounced, ‘Brad.’”

And yeah, that penalty shot was a legit call. If Couture had pushed it with his hand under Nabby it would have been OK, but he closed his hand over the puck. That’s a penalty shot.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 6, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

One day I will learn to pronounce Worcestershire.

Dammit, I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times!

by brokenyard on May 6, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve no clue why it’s called “Wooster” either. I went to one of their games, and it bothered the hell out of me!

by AppleSweetRose on May 6, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Englanders have an issue with proper English. They refuse to pronounce ‘r’ entirely, and they like to slur words together whenever possible.

They’re not the only ones. I lived in Louisville for a while and they pronounced that one Lu-a-vull.

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by Evilducks on May 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Couture never put his hand on top of the puck, he batted it from the side under Nabby’s pad.

You can see it in the replay at tsn:

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=320589

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by Evilducks on May 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATED: Survey of NHL players about the toughest arena to play in as a road team. FUCK YEAH SAN JOSE WOOOOO!

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by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

what? how could it not be the honda center lol!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

cause we ROCK! :)

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because you’re across the freeway from the Old Spaghetti Factory doesn’t mean your arena “Rocks.” Sheesh.

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re just jealous … :)

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because

In the Honda Center they only beat up each other and not the players.

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by Evilducks on May 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Niedermayer /facepalm

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by DownRUpLYB on May 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe good input there sir..nicely done

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honda Center is the toughest arena to get a novelty giveaway stick from a player.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honda Center also has the most polite security guards.

by yinhole on May 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

the loudest fans at honda center are the sharks fans.

by EatLikeEhrhoff on May 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, I think the Red Wings fans are louder. And more obnoxious.

by GOOLIAN on May 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah it is!

We’re the best!

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on May 6, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S GAMEEEE DAYYY!

God how epic would it be if we finished this tonight….I’d probably go on a bender for the next 4 days!! Awesome awesome awesome. I’m so nervous about tonight’s game (‘cause I just want this RW thing to be over with) but pretty zen about the situation we’re in. :) GO SHARKS! WAHOOO!

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha you would go on a bender??
I’m sorry but I seriously imagined Bender Bending Rodriguez for a moment there haha.

by AppleSweetRose on May 6, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL no a celebration bender

baileys and kahlua in my coffee and vodka for 4 days straight! That’s how much I’ll be celebrating if we finish this tonight.

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pace yourself...

It’s only the second round. Should the Sharks close things out…they’re only half way through the playoffs.

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on May 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

but but its the Red Wings

that’s the only reason. Our history with them…I never thought I’d see this…so bender it is. I know we have a long way to go if I do go on this bender I’ll probably not drink for the rest of the playoffs. LOL!

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll probably not drink for the rest of the playoffs.

What a lack of faith in the boys…

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on May 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

//rolls eyes

yea..no faith, no heart, no grit need sandpaper. :P

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by mssjsclowie29 on May 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay I can’t wait for this game!
Will be watching both Pens and Sharks game, woo!
So utterly nervous!

by AppleSweetRose on May 6, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve heard this many times before, but whenever I try to tell somebody how loud and awesome the San Jose arena is they link I’m just being a homer. I’ve heard countless players say it and seen a bunch of surveys about loudest arenas and toughest places to play and HP Pavilion is always near the top. The fans are great, the place is awesome, and I’ve never been more proud.

I went to the tank a year ago and it still is the loudest arena I’ve been to.
The Devil’s arena however… blah, it was so quiet I almost felt embarrest trying to cheer the Pens on… blah.

by AppleSweetRose on May 6, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I almost felt embarrest trying to cheer the Pens on

What does this have to do with a quiet arena? :-P

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

by ZeroIndulgence on May 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I made this last year, but then the Wings neglected to lose G7 (sniff). It’s all yours, now.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

tee-hee

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Logan Couture puck push replay

The best version and frankly the best replays of all the games can be found at TSN.ca. They have the best angles and closeups of all the goals from last game including the overhead of Logan Couture’s “puck grab” which is clearly a push.

by Pherr on May 6, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

You are correct. But given that it was two days ago, the sharks still won, and Nabby stopped the puck, I’m inclined to not care anymore.

by yinhole on May 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHARKS!

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Review it — just to enrage the crowd.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooooo

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by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll see — it’s still not the four goals that have been required in games one through three.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were down 2 twice in game 3 and came back to win … we can do this

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think i’ve found out how the scoring works then: It’s a best of seven series in goals. First to four wins!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks will be fine, but I’ll still boo Detroit goals.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continue, then.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

just ugh!

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus fucking christ

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by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, what are the sharks doing?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Taking more money out of the pockets of Sharks fans.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so this is how they gonna use up all those extra hotdogs they cooked from game 2.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing their best impression of the Devils in the first round?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably for the best — I’m finding that the split state of Michigan is difficult to work into a traditional State Rape format.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just convince them that they’re special and they’ll unite. Just look at how Quebec thinks they’re the best because they’re the only french province

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Sharks

How’s the weather today in So Cal?

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by Hit4TheCycle on May 6, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Suntastic.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douglas Murray joins the own-goal club.

Greiss time?

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If only he’d made more of a kicking motion…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I guess if there’s any bright side for Sharks fans, the Ducks lost a 5-0 playoff game to the Wings during their cup year. Though you may need to get a star defenseman suspended a game to fully follow suit.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Gad I miss Pronger and his fun antics.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

always a bright side … :)

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have much past that, though — 6-0 is taking it up a notch?

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 is my fave number … :)

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe detroit killed a chicken

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Nabokov saw the sea of red and thought of Team Canada. Nearly stopped half tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Meg disappear to perform another curse removal ceremony?

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by Angy on May 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably time-machined ahead to G5.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My time-machine privileges have been suspended until further notice.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eleven herbs and spices, where are you?

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by Niesy on May 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask this guy

Though he won’t tell us which eleven herbs and spices to use

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 6, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really as simple as

Chicken Grease Salt

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by Hit4TheCycle on May 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

He also adds an addictive chemical that makes you crave it fortnightly. Just look at him, with his WEE BEADY EYES, and that smug face…“Oh yes, you’re going to buy my chicken, ooh…”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

San Jose is shooting the puck, so is Howard keeping his legs closed this time?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That ought to help Howard’s confidence.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The obligatory 5-on-3 goal? I’ll admit I wasn’t watching.

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by Earl Sleek on May 6, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not much reason to.

Give more to charities, Meg!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what is know in the business as a “karmic wedgie.”

Can’t win them all – we’ll get them next time.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep … and I hope to be there to see it :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on May 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, their luck was due for a rebound eventually. Or is it that Franzen stole Pavelski’s magic helmet?

He’s a bully, so I choose the latter. Go get him, Joe!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, THAT’S what I was waiting for.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on May 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Post-game is up, for what it’s worth.

The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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Ducks GM puts ‘for sale’ signs on everyone but Selanne, Koivu
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Scoring Chances - MIN vs SJS - 12/06/11
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Pacific Standings

GP W L OTL PT
San Jose 54 31 17 6 68
Los Angeles 57 27 19 11 65
Phoenix 57 27 21 9 63
Dallas 56 28 25 3 59
Anaheim 57 24 24 9 57

(updated 2.16.2012 at 12:44 AM PST)

5 years old and counting!


Managers

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Editors

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Authors

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