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The BoC Race to Twelve

Kudos to commenter brokenyard for bringing this up a few days ago:

Here’s an interesting fact that I’m pretty sure is correct:

All 3 BoC teams currently have 11 playoff-series victories each.

Well, what do you know?  It's a dead heat!  Here's the listing of successful playoff series each BoC team has emerged victorious in over each franchise's lifespan:

Anaheim Ducks Los Angeles Kings San Jose Sharks
Win No. Year Opponent
Series Year Opponent Series Year Opponent Series
1 1997 Phoenix Coyotes 4-3 1969 Oakland Seals 4-3 1994 Detroit Red Wings 4-3
2 2003 Detroit Red Wings 4-0 1976 Calgary Flames 2-0 1995 Calgary Flames 4-3
3 2003 Dallas Stars 4-2 1977 Calgary Flames 2-1 2000 St. Louis Blues 4-3
4 2003 Minnesota Wild 4-0 1982 Edmonton Oilers 3-2 2002 Phoenix Coyotes 4-1
5 2006 Calgary Flames 4-3 1989 Edmonton Oilers 4-3 2004 St. Louis Blues 4-1
6 2006 Colorado Avalanche 4-0 1990 Calgary Flames 4-2 2004 Colorado Avalanche 4-2
7 2007 Minnesota Wild 4-1 1991 Vancouver Canucks 4-2 2006 Nashville Predators 4-1
8 2007 Vancouver Canucks 4-1 1993 Calgary Flames 4-2 2007 Nashville Predators 4-1
9 2007 Detroit Red Wings 4-2 1993 Vancouver Canucks 4-2 2008 Calgary Flames 4-3
10 2007 Ottawa Senators 4-1 1993 Toronto Maple Leafs 4-3 2010 Colorado Avalanche
4-2
11 2009 San Jose Sharks 4-2 2001 Detroit Red Wings 4-2 2010 Detroit Red Wings 4-1

The table represents 33 seasons ended by a BoC team.   Calgary has been eliminated by a BoC
opponent 7 times, Detroit 5 times, and both Vancouver and Colorado make the list 3 times apiece.

Now several of you Ducks and Sharks fans will be quick to note that the Kings had a 10 series-victory lead before either other franchise entered the picture, and for sure, there is that "Two Tortoises and the Hare" aspect to this storyline.  But we mustn't raise too big a stink about that catch-up, even if it does make for an easy punchline -- it's largely because of L.A.'s popularity-driving success (particularly in the early 1990s) that either other franchise ever made it on the hockey map.

And besides, who gives a damn really how we got to this point?  We're a forward-thinking blog.  For whatever reasons, we're all tied up in this arbitrary measure of franchise success now, and that's exciting.

Bocracetotwelve_medium
Props to Mario Kart.

Now certainly, there is still a full summer and season ahead of us before we start ramping up for somebody's series victory #12.  It seems somewhat assured that one BoC team will get there, though; a BoC team has advanced past round one every season since 2000.

So join me in predicting: which BoC team(s) will win the Race to Twelve?  And I guess if we're talking about the possibility of bringing the 2011 Stanley Cup back to Californian soil, then maybe we should be talking about the Race to Fifteen.

It's on, bitches.

Go Ducks.

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One thing I was mildly shocked by in researching this piece: Really? The Kings or Sharks have never been on the good end of a 4-game sweep?

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

muhahahaha…..and ya know this just recently just happened….my mind escapes me on which team that was…..i think the team name rhymes with barks

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I’m thinking rhymes with fuck you.

San Jose Sharks - Hey, at least we didn't finish 11th in the West!
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by Megalodon on Jun 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile:

The Finnish NHL ice hockey star Teemu Selänne’s extending of contract with his team Anaheim Ducks depends on the team’s plans for the near future.

The 2007 Stanley Cup winner and the all-time points leader in men’s Olympic ice hockey, who has played in the NHL since the 1992-93 season, told the Finnish daily Turun Sanomat that he will quit if the team announces plans to perform a rejuvenation operation and start building a new squad.

Selänne, who turns 40 early next month, said that his continuing with the team is likely "if Anaheim decides that is still wants to win next season and if it wants to keep the team more or less the same."

H/T to the NHL Arena

I like the sound of this, except of course for the natural contradiction about the team wanting to be the same and yet somehow be winning. :)

Whatever — come on back, Teemu. And bring that Saku guy with you.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

You should follow sleza’s blog, if you don’t already. Apparently Teemu is practicing just in case.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 16, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I should be reading that. Damn.

Still, I’m sold — he’s in. No way a team’s going to admit that it doesn’t want to win, and Selanne doesn’t have the heart to give the Ducks a shitty endorsement.

I’m smiley today.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is fantastic news…i cant see the ducks throwing in the towell with getz and perry in there prime…..this just has to be awesome…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t imagine a team saying “We’ve decided that we want to lose next season.” Awesome news.

I'm against sigs......Fuck.

by JohnQPhats on Jun 16, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like he may need to join another team that will make the playoffs and have a shot at the cup next year before he retires. Now i wonder what team could help him with something like that…

GO SHARKS

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Teemu’s best asset is his singlemindedness — he’s pretty clear in his quote. If the Ducks don’t fit his fancy, he’s retiring.

I love one-team negotiations. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You underestimate the power of Doug Wilson.

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like he may need to join another team that will make the playoffs and have a shot at the cup next year before he retires

I think that rules the Sharks out. Kings it is!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 16, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hands off!
i have a dream of koivu and selänne winning the cup together – well, it was originally olympic gold but since that ain’t gonna happen…. – and i will not be pleased if it’s ruined by kings or sharks

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jun 16, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleza-SLAY!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if the Kings had won a playoff series in the last nine years! Sharks it still is!

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well im sure hell consider san jose after the warm reception hes gotten when hes played in the shark tank these past years

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all in good fun hehe

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were talking about who had the best chance in the future, silly.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever slips on a banana peel next is the first one to lose.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 16, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised you didn’t just draw the Princess.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 16, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, it wasn’t really going to be Mario Kart until I saw it finished — I should have had some circling turtle shells and some question mark boxes.

Next time.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should have had some circling turtle shells and some question mark boxes.

Next time.

hahahahhaha..great cartoon

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

circling turtle shells and some question mark boxes

Don’t forget Lakitu, and it should be set on the Sherbet Land track. :)

by g r a c e on Jun 16, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone like any free agents coming up? I would be pretty happy if we got Anton Volchenkov. Good shut down man. Not sure what kind of a raise he’ll be looking for but I imagine he’ll be affordable.

I'm against sigs......Fuck.

by JohnQPhats on Jun 16, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t speculated too much on specific names — a real factor here will be that cap ceiling and whether it gets a bump — Tom Benjamin and Tyler Dellow have good reads about that.

The OC Register had a piece a while back about the opportunity the Ducks would have if the ceiling did get bumped up by $2M, but the more I think about it, the Ducks may have more opportunity if the cap ceiling went down next season — there’d be tons less bidders on prime UFAs, not to mention that some teams will be shedding talent at the same time. We might not get to utilize both advantages, but it seems that we’d be a team with money to spend at a time when that’d be sort of rare.

So basically, I’m hoping the NHLPA votes down the cap raise. For one, it’s silly — league revenues aren’t climbing that crazily. And two — I think a lowered ceiling helps the Ducks this summer. It may even temper B-Ry’s raise and the money we end up paying Selanne, Koivu, and hopefully Niedermayer.

But yes, the Ducks do need a shutdown d-man; Vochenkov is a fantastic addition, if possible.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t speculated too much on specific names

hearing this teemu news is starting to get me excited on the possibilities….one thing barstool does is “do somthing”…come on baby pull another rabbit out of your hat!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

But yes, the Ducks do need a shutdown d-man; Vochenkov is a fantastic addition, if possible.

I would take Zbynek Michalek if Volchenkov wasn’t cheap enough. I thought he was great against the Red Wings in the playoffs. I think he’s going to get better too.

I'm against sigs......Fuck.

by JohnQPhats on Jun 16, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice touch on the car colors

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s really depressing that the Sharks and Ducks have as many playoff wins as the Kings, given their respective durations in existence…

by Nut on Jun 16, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

or really REALLY amusing if your a ducks or sharks fan

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well..we should be more gracious….earls right….

kings are the reason there are ducks and sharks in socal

but we totally ken griffey Jr.-ed you guys

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

you pulled our hamstring?

by Nut on Jun 16, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, seems more like breaking his wrist catching a ball.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 16, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I’m with you on that statement … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jun 16, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody remembers the first eleven. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Props to Mario Kart.

i was hoping the ducks were more spy-hunter…dropping oil slicks and smoke screens

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Spy vs Spy vs Spy? Who’s the Female Spy then?

In Lou We Trust: Now More productive than a New Jersey Devils Powerplay
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 16, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

sharks duuuh

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be funny to mock the Sharks for being the girls, but female spy tends not to lose

In Lou We Trust: Now More productive than a New Jersey Devils Powerplay
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 17, 2010 5:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

For you crazy World Cup soccer fans, here’s a link for you.

You can change the end of the URL to any site you’d like. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is EVIL!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 16, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome. Vuvuzela the new Rickroll….

Great cartoon, Sleek.

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 16, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So join me in predicting: which BoC team(s) will win the Race to Twelve?

So my prediction – Sharks reach 12 first. Followed by Kings then Ducks.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 16, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Four more wins than last series, eh? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

suck it!

(said with much love)

:)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 16, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder which team Patrick Marleau will be on. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever the winner is, it won’t be the Ducks; and it will be the Sharks. lolz

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hope that it’s not a head-to-head series. We know how that one goes.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time does not make a trend.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 16, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gotta make the playoffs first anyways.

by Khaaz on Jun 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have some time until we find out if that’s true. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s “does not a trend make”

Get with the 16th century, Sharks.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

super nintendo mario kart………the original one. Mushroom Cup 150cc, I cant be beat.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 16, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it lame that I was always Toad? Everyone always made fun of me for picking him but his turning radius was awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone was always Toad or Yoshi. If there’s a third friend playing, he’s basically riding bitch.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way — I was Donkey Kong. He was toughest to get going, but if you could race cleanly he had the best top speed, I think.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way im with rudy..toad was the shit…he could cut those corners like a champ

koopa was fun to play with to fuck people up though

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2010 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yoshi? Get the fuck out of here. He had the wildness of Bowser and Donkey Kong without the top end speed. He and Peach were the worst in the game.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to break it to you, but Toad and Luigi were the gay choices.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mario and luigi are the same.
peach and yoshi are the same.
bowser and kong are the same, and
koopa and toad are the same.

koopa and toad had the best handling, and on 150cc dominated. If anyone argues this, then I know I can easily beat you.

however in battle mode peach and yoshi are usually the best choice due to their quick acceleration, although character selection is not as important in battle mode.

dont fuck with me…….I’ll super start all over your ass.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont fuck with me…….I’ll super start all over your ass.

uh … hmmmm … why does this sound so like something my boys would say?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing more satisfying in the world than railing someone with a green shell when they’re 10 feet from the finish line. I’ve gotten in many a fight over that.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny to hear the noise of them spinning around after they get hit …its great

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when Rob Blake spun on his ass in that Sharks blowout the Kings had. Ahhh.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 17, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say it reminded me of my roommates in college…oh, boys. :)

Anyway, tu madre’s right, you can win with Yoshi and Peach if you do it right. So nyah.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never played a Mario Kart with Koopa in it.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorta related … when my boys were very young, I tried that whole “not buying you a toy gun thing” but when I realized fingers will do the trick just fine and gave up I told them they were only allowed to shoot goombas, not each other … so many times they would say the goombas was behind one or the other to justify pointing the toy gun at each other. ugh! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fuck?

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 18, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s dumb, I had a rubber band gun when I was a kid and I turned out fine. …Well, except that I got hit by a rubber band in my right eye and only have 70/20 vision out of that eye now. But other than that, I turned out fine.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 18, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were close to having to get a glass eye…that would have been cuu…could have changed it out…put one with a kings logo on it…or a bullseye….or just go pirate

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 19, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

koopa troopa.
toad would be my second choice

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 17, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone is really bored tonight and needs a dose of hockey, I’m headed over to Anaheim Ice tonight to watch my pals’ fun-time hockey league at 9:20 tonight. It won’t be exciting at all, but I have some backup plans on my iPhone.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I won’t lie — it was nice to see some hockey played, even if the final was 11-1. I still was mesmerized. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won last night! 8-3. Anyone care? Anyone?

…Hello?

I’m so desperately lonely.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the risk of falling for this

congrats?

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

tsk … don’t you know it’s best to ignore … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL D'OH!

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would if i didnt live in tim-buck-too

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang...

If I didn’t live in Nor Cal I’d go with you. I’m seriously thinking of just crashing Sharks Ice just to watch hockey even if I don’t know anyone its cool. :((

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 17, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

ducks have 3 SWEEPS

by Mudhippy on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Although in two of the cases, it really cost us the series afterwards. Boo to long breaks.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 17, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

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As you all know The Ducks blue line is suffering pretty badly.  Wiz being banished to the Islanders really doesn't help much.  What I'm about to suggest is crazy, probably not legal, and absolutely absurd.  But desperate times call for desperate measures.   

That is a picture of my girlfriend's dog, Mia.  And the holder of that hockey stick is me.  Every once in awhile I'll practice stick handling in my kitchen with a small tennis ball.  The other day, this interested Mia and she sort of made a game out of it.  I try to stick handle around her and she trys to get the ball.  At first this was no challenge to me, but then the little bastard started getting really good.  So, here's my solution:  

The Ducks sign Mia to a 3 year entry level contract.  She can't stick handle, check, pass, shoot, has no concept of what team she's on, and has pretty shitty cardio.  But from a team that once employed the likes of Ryan Whitney and Steve Eminger, this is all easily forgivable.  On the up side, she'll never take a penalty....  Unless they add biting or pissing on the ice to the NHL rule book.  She's relentless....  Unless the opponents all bring bacon which they use as a distraction.
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Pacific Standings

GP W L OTL PT
San Jose 82 51 20 11 113
Phoenix 82 50 25 7 107
Los Angeles 82 46 27 9 101
Anaheim 82 39 32 11 89
Dallas 82 37 31 14 88

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