USA-Slovenia Gameday: A Photo Essay

Fair warning: I know absolutely nothing about Slovenia.  All off this is from Google Image Search.  But hey, I'm not one to let a lack of knowledge about something prevent me from making fun of it!

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Slovenia: The ass dimple of Europe.

 

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Slovenia?  More like Latveria, am I right?  See, because Latveria is the country controlled by Dr. Do-

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How sad do you have to be to rip off Slovakia?

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Get it out, get it out!

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Hey fuck you, pal.

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That's better.

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Your country looks like a dinosaur.

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Um, he's not Slovenian.  Actually, that's probably really offensive to the people of Slove-

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Hahaha, yes!  Wait, what was I talking about?

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Hey, I'm going to the store.  (*Ziplines)

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Stupid Slovenians, boats go in the ocean.

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Fuck yeah.

Prediction: 1 goal.

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