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Scott Niedermayer atypically decisive; expected to announce retirement.

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Scotty, here's to awesomeness.

TSN is reporting that Scott Niedermayer will be announcing his retirement today, bringing one chapter of the three-year indecision saga to a close.  It's really a shame for Ducks fans -- the luxury of having a sure-fire Hall of Famer negotiating solely with Anaheim will be missed -- but Scotty certainly has the right to leave the game however he wants to.

In completely unrelated news, my laptop officially died last Friday -- it was near-death for a few months.  So in the short term future, I'm on my sister's borrowed MacBook, which is definitely a bit of a shock.  I minimized a window and it took me like five minutes to find it again, and I think it was half a day before I realized that I was hitting two sides of the same mouse button expecting different results.  So I'll be a bit slow the next week or two as I get adjusted and while I shop for a new computer.  Any Mac tips would be appreciated in the comments (for instance, what's the Mac equivalent to MS Paint?).

Anyways, back to Scotty -- whatta guy.

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He was already a legend before landing in Anaheim (thanks again, Robbie!), and once he arrived he turned the Ducks into perennial contenders -- with Scotty as captain, the Ducks won 7 playoff series and lost 3.  And he was the perfect complement to Chris Pronger -- playing apart or together they were able to control the most important minutes of Ducks games for several years.  Last summer I ran a poll about which defenseman was better for the Ducks, and 61% went with Scott Niedermayer, but in reality that never mattered -- it was incredible to see how they both could play situations effectively.

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Hooray for archived pics!

And sure, we've had retirement talks for years now -- he semi-retired for the first 34 games of 2007-08, but he was awesome upon returning; the Ducks dropped a full goal-against-per-game after his return.  Last season, Scotty was a minus, but part of that was that he was the only defenseman who had played long-term for the Ducks; going into last season, he had played 305 more games in a Ducks uniform than the next highest guy (Brookbank).  So yeah, overall it was a circus season, but he was an on-ice captain for Canada's gold medal winning goal and did assist on Teemu Selanne's 600th goal -- despite no playoffs, it wasn't a wasted season.  And he was +10 over his last dozen games -- he still was the anchor for the Ducks last season for sure.

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Mr. Incredible, we'll miss ya.

Moving forward there's still plenty of questions -- who's coming in to replace Scotty's minutes?  What does this mean in regards to Teemu's imminent retirement decision?  How does that impact Saku Koivu's choices?  Who will be Anaheim's next captain?  Did Rob Blake just get forced to wait another year for his HHOF induction?  Feel free to speculate in the comments.

But also, let's just appreciate what we had in Scotty Niedermayer -- he's one-of-a-kind, intelligent-as-fuck talent.  His wandering mobility is both immensely valuable on the ice and yet the stuff that you dare not teach kids anymore.  He scored and created goals despite never taking a slapshot, and he could assess and recover so quickly from any seeming gamble-gone-wrong.  He was always collected, too -- he could take an Alfredsson slapshot at a whistle and simply skate away from it, and he could take two minute shifts without breathing hard.

I'm limited in what I can offer today, new computer and all, but hats off to Scotty -- thanks for that Stanley Cup, and let's hang that number from the rafters.  More certainly to come, as the Mac allows.

Go Ducks.

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happy retirement days for scotty :)

and dear teemu, do not follow his example. please?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jun 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

For sure, Teemu — don’t copycat Scott again.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

For sure, Teemu — don’t copycat Scott again.

he will…hes done..fuck…barstool needs to pull a rabbit out of his hat fast…i assume hes always had a plan B

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see — Teemu may have a plan B too, and I’m still hopeful that guy is named Saku.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
But he’s too fat
To rock’n’roll…

yes, i’m sorry. but it started to play in my head…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jun 22, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might cause a domino effect where half the team retires within a week.

Seriously though, thanks for the good times, Scott. (because why wouldn’t he read BoC)

by Teukka on Jun 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was supposed to join the Devils reunion. They had Brodeur, Rolston, Arnott, Maclean, Elias… Just needed Niedermayer and we’d have had the ’98 Devils back together!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 22, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Looking forward to the Sykora signing.

Oh well, at least there’s one Niedermayer.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting to see if Ken Daneyko comes out of retirement yet or not

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 22, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the presser goes today goes down: Niedermayer announces retirement, Murray fires Carlyle on the spot, then hires Niedermayer as new coach. >_>

But anyway, I couldn’t have said it any better myself in calling him a one-of-a-kind, intelligent-as-fuck talent. Niedermayer is irreplaceable. Seems like Visnovsky will lead the defensive corps now.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Seems like Visnovsky will lead the defensive corps now.

Yeah, offensively at least, but we definitely need a stopper. Summer now has a priority.

Well, beside Bobby Ryan.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, offensively at least, but we definitely need a stopper.

Probably two, right? The Ducks were pretty bad at limiting shots last season.

I’ll always remember one game when Scott was going back to touch up the puck on an icing. He was skating kind of leisurely and then suddenly became aware of an opposing player bearing down on him. He never changed his stride but you could see a gap opening up between himself and the opposing player until Scott easily won the icing race. It was amazing.

I’m glad he’s gone but I’ll sure miss him.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 22, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, two for sure.

Visnovsky – _______
Wisniewski – ________
Brookbank – Sbisa

or something.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 11:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

 thank you for not inserting eminger anywhere in there

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wisniewski wants to be paid like a no. 2 defenseman, but he doesn’t consistently play like one to warrant that kinda money. But with him being somewhat of a fan favorite, I’m thinking Murray might sign him to another 1-year contract (after arbitration again). The encouraging thing with the Bobby Ryan situation is that he doesn’t want Getzlaf/Perry money to stay, so that should make signing a defensive d-man to compliment Visnovsky easier.

And Spade just reminded me about Eminger. Crap, I forgot about him. Guess he’ll be shoehorned in there somewhere.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Spade just reminded me about Eminger. Crap, I forgot about him. Guess he’ll be shoehorned in there somewhere.

dont say that aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I wish I didn’t have to either, Spade. Just one more year with the guy, hopefully.

And who knows, maybe Niedermayer announces that Eminger’s being traded or bought out. I can dream, can’t I?

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s this Steve Eminger fellow?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 22, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to trade for him to find out. :)

He’s not as awful as we’re letting on, but he is the one defenseman less physical than Ryan Whitney. Pokecheck away, Eminger! And he can’t hit the net either.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet whitneys and emingers wives complained about lack of sex…just a hunch

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still probably better than Brian Rolston. Mainly because he doesn’t get paid $5 million a year to go “I’m ritch bitch!*”

*He doesn’t actually do that, but he’s pretty useless for someone who makes that much money

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 22, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can ask Philly

:) (Eminger + Caps 1st in 2008 for Philly 1st = Carlson)

He skates well but seems like he just can’t take the next step.

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by red army line on Jun 22, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Eminger, too. Hopefully he has a press conference later this summer. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

thank you for not inserting eminger anywhere in there

did the ducks really give him that many minutes that he made that much of an impression on anyone?….he should have used that anger on lupul or somthing..

i guess ill never understand ducks fans…dumbasses

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by RudyKelly on Jun 22, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the ducks really give him that many minutes that he made that much of an impression on anyone?….he should have used that anger on lupul or somthing..

problem was they did…doooooohh!!!…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s plenty of Ducks fans angry at Lupul, but I dunno — he was useful when he played. Eminger wasn’t.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me…when he played he was decent…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was those stretches when Lupul was actually healthy that he scored some rather important goals. Eminger was just… there.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s plenty of Ducks fans angry at Lupul, but I dunno

Well, I’m pretty much the only fan that admits it…

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by Sticks.Gloves.Shirt on Jun 22, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get that either – who’s mad at Lupul?

I guess I’m mad at his back infection, but can you really be mad at a virus? I mean if it’s not Ebola, obviously.

Stupid Ebola.

by GOOLIAN on Jun 22, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a quote Spade made earlier about Huskins. It said Nabokov, I just picked Lupul because hey, fuck Lupul.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 22, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

in order words goolian rudy was just being a dick

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well miss yea scotty…im sad cuz he meant so much to us..and probally also spells an end for teemu and koviu..but im not mad…guy deserves to go out when he wants…thanks for everything man..your my hero

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit! The NHLPA has voted to up the salary cap ceiling again. That means less pressure on Chicago and probably more UFA bidders.

Stupid PA — that’s not the prudent move.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mirtle says expect a cap ceiling of $58.5 – $59M; I was kind of rather hoping it would go down. Sharks fans probably get some relief from this news, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea thats kinda bad news for us…its been a shit sandwhich of a day for us so far

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was kinda expected wasn’t it? Bettman said it would go up about 2 million, which is 58.8 million.

by Khaaz on Jun 22, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could have been political, though — players who are under contract for next season probably shouldn’t endorse that move. It will cost them dollars as more fake money gets thrown into play.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, 59mil. We’re getting close to pre-lockout levels.

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by Morbo on Jun 22, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can easily see Murray having a ton of cap space just sitting there this season. Could help in signing Volchenkov, though.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for sure some of it’s going to be earmarked, but I doubt we go to the cap ceiling. Maybe 53? 55? I’m all hazy on this stuff, though.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, I doubt it.

Can’t help but think how different the Ducks would be if this higher cap was being applied after the Cup-winning season. Penner could’ve still been a Duck for all we know. Just wondering out loud here.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way. The cap could have been $70 million and Burke still wouldn’t have matched that absurd contract offer.

by GOOLIAN on Jun 22, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re probably right. But then again, Burke could’ve signed Penner before Lowe made the ridiculous offer. If he re-signed Penner, I’m sure he wouldn’t have made the deal for Bertuzzi.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooo! I guess!

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by Megalodon on Jun 22, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Blackhawks already spending about $57 million on 14 guys for next year and the performance bonuses from this past season meaning the Hawks cap for next season is lowered by about $3-4 million, Chicago’s screwed anyway.

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by Nael M. on Jun 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does the floor go up by 2 mil too?

by Nut on Jun 22, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, though I’m not sure that’s too heavily enforced.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, they’re still fucked.

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by Niesy on Jun 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart hurts. This day sucks. I call to tell my dad the news and his response? “Should’ve kept that Pronger guy!”. Thanks dad…

As I told the guys on AC…please excuse me for a bit. I’m off to seduce Volchenkov

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by Sticks.Gloves.Shirt on Jun 22, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, that’s valid, but I don’t mind the extra first-rounders. Damn you, hindsight!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I told the guys on AC…please excuse me for a bit. I’m off to seduce Volchenkov

tell him we are sorry for making him look like a bitch in Finals couple years back

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, if Volchenkov comes to Anaheim, we’ll know why, haha. Good luck!

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MS Paint for Mac

free download: Paintbrush, just google it

by PNK on Jun 22, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You always the voice of reason Rudy

by superfan#99 on Jun 22, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone link my “rudy for president” t-shrit idea

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha.

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by tu madre on Jun 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best advice Rudy has ever given

"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."

by Morbo on Jun 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right after “Hook up with underage dogs, because they will never tattle and betray you.”

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by Niesy on Jun 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m surprised you were able to type and post that on your archaic PC

by Nut on Jun 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korea!!!

Who says I don’t care about soccer? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yea they got manhandled 7-0..when was it yesterday?…oh you mean the non-opressive korea…i think there tied today

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the bad Korea. The one that doesn’t know the rules of soccer. The good Korea just went up 2-1 on Nigeria.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be the Reds!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

so kim jong sleek…who do u root for when its northern ireland vs ireland?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reunification, of course. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, it’s “Shouting Korea” this time around, I think. Just a touch less nonsensical.

The Nigeria game was at 3:30am local time here, and the news reported that more 500,000 people gathered in various places around the country to watch the game on giant outdoor TV screens. Crazy.

by g r a c e on Jun 22, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Press conference is airing now on NHL network — got a nice Mighty Duck jersey on display.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Murray announces that Scotty’s staying aboard in an advisory capacity — good news he’s staying in the organization.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody’s asking about Teemu! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niedermayer staying as a consultant means it’s just a matter of time until he takes over for Carlyle. Hmm…

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotty’s staying aboard in an advisory capacity

should be an easy job….“um you need to strengthen your defense”

thank you that will be 1 mil

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be an easy job…."um you need to strengthen your defense"

thank you that will be 1 mil

Fuck, any one of us could be an advisor.

I'm against sigs......Fuck.

by JohnQPhats on Jun 23, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any Mac tips would be appreciated in the comments

As if Rudy needed another reason to be annoyed with me.

Here’s 2 quick ones:
- You should be able to configure the mouse to have right and left clicking buttons in system preferences under the mouse tab

- To preview an image or file without having to open it press the spacebar when the file is highlighted

by GOOLIAN on Jun 22, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

One feature I am really liking about the MacBook is the two-finger scrolling on the mousepad. Of course that was pointed out to me — it’d probably have taken me two months to figure out on my own.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they have some clever features that make you wonder why no one has done it before.

by GOOLIAN on Jun 22, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they have some clever features that make you wonder why no one has done it before.

You mean the clever feature of butt raping developers at every chance they get? And stealing ideas and calling it “the first time in history it’s ever been done?”

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by Morbo on Jun 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my. Someone is fired up.

by GOOLIAN on Jun 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey all…just thought I’d drop by and add my tears to the masses.

I don’t particularly like watching press conferences at work that involve me crying tears of sadness.

Totally going to miss that damn beard.

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by SK eleven on Jun 22, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HI!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Spade! Miss you! :)

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by SK eleven on Jun 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

good ole’ SK

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by tu madre on Jun 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m great Grace! Thanks for asking! Love that pic!!!! LOL!

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by SK eleven on Jun 22, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jiggy was craving Cheerios.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…looks photoshopped but I’m sure it’s real.

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by red army line on Jun 23, 2010 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and welcome to the Mac world, Sleek. finally. :)

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by SK eleven on Jun 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Best picture of Scotty evah.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Jun 22, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

look! he’s smiling!

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by SK eleven on Jun 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Scotty would rethink this whole retirement thing if duckies picked up Rob.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Jun 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best picture of Scotty evah.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide whether he looks scared there or else is looking guilty. It’s the shifty eyes look.

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by deb d on Jun 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks more awkward than Marleau….

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 22, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you Scott Niedermayer!

you sir, are a badass.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting verklempt.

Cheers, Scotty. Class act all the way.

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by Niesy on Jun 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, and lest we forget: So long, five hole.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn…This means they’re gonna keep Awkwardbrows…
and have ok D and shitty goaltending?

by Steven Hida on Jun 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be Turco, Please be Turco.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Turco, I still love that Teemu shoot and goal move on him. I honestly forgot he was on the market…

by Steven Hida on Jun 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to write “stop and shoot goal…”

by Steven Hida on Jun 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this sucks. We’ll miss Scotty in Anaheim.

by Mudhippy on Jun 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Rob Blake just get forced to wait another year for his HHOF induction?

Scott Niedermayer: 1263 GP, 172 goals, 740 points, 784 PIMs, 3 Stanley Cups, 2 Gold medals, 1 Norris, Conn Smythe

Rob Blake: 1270 GP, 240 goals, 777 points, 1679 PIMs, 1 Stanley Cup, 1 Gold, 1 Norris

Both get in quick I think, but I don’t think you could argue that Niedermayer deserves to get in before Blake. I think Blake was a little more dominant in his prime when you consider his checks and physical play. Niedermayer did win more though. I think they both get in as soon as they are up.

by Nut on Jun 22, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake is clearly better.

(I’m just trying to start shit)

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by Megalodon on Jun 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Niedermayer: … 3 Stanley Cups

Correction: 4 Stanley Cups.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I was gonna get one of those stats wrong. I guess I try to black that last cup out

by Nut on Jun 22, 2010 11:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don’t forget that Scotty played a lot of years in those defense first systems in New Jersey. I’m not taking anything away from Blake, I’m just saying that Scotty’s numbers clearly took a hit because of playing in New Jersey.

by Daniel AC on Jun 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf probably gets the C next unless Selanne stays and wants to retire with it. Atleast I got Scott’s autograph on my puck at the surprise puck sale last season.

by ducktones on Jun 22, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Getzlaf probably gets the C next

Hahahaha that will be amazing.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 22, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooo give it to perry tee-hee

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 22, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a parallel dimension created by Spock traveling back in time, Niedermayer chose San Jose over Anaheim and the Sharks won five straight Stanley Cups.

I loved watching Niedermayer play except against the Sharks. This will make the Pacific Division more interesting, though.

by Mike Chen on Jun 22, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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