SBNLA Preview Party!

As you guys probably know, SBNation has been rolling out regional blog hubs for different cities.  Here is the New York site.  Here is the Arizona site.  Here is a picture of a dog that fights the Man.  Anyway, SBNation Los Angeles is going to be kicking off next week and they've tabbed me to be their hockey guy.  Why?  Because I'm amazing, that's why.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Man, I wish I had the guts of that dog.  Also, does this change anything on Battle of California?"  The answer?  Yes.  So long, suckers!  *slams door  No, nothing is changing.  I'll write something over there a few times a week that will be non-retarded, with all retarded stuff staying right here at BoC.  It might be fun; it might also be the downfall of SBNation.  Either way, it should be a hoot!

To help kick off this latest venture, SBNation is having a kickoff party at the Capitol City Sports Grille in in fabulous Hollywood, California.  (Note: not actually fabulous.)  They told me, and I swear to God this is in the e-mail, to "...let people know there will be complimentary well drinks and beer all evening, courtesy of our friends at Crown Royal Black."  I have no idea if that's actually true, or if it's only going to be true for 20 minutes until Spade starts spinning around like the Tazmanian Devil, but either way, drunk.  I should be able to make it so if nothing else, you can have your vision of me as this virile mountain of a man shattered as I cower in the corner, stealing from my hiding place only to quickly grab a Sea Breeze.  Here's the address and information about the kickoff party:

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
5:00 - 8:00 PM
Capitol City Sports Grille
1615 N. Cahuenga Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90028

If you'd like to go, click on this link and RSVP or else I'll beat the shit out of you.

Come on down!  Or don't, the fuck do I care.  No one wants to hang out with you anyway, you gonna be all stuck up about it.