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So, there's this draft tomorrow...

Hey, everybody!  Still struggling along on Mr. MacBook -- thanks for the tips so far; they'll be coming in handy soon.  Speaking of struggles, here's the loose chain of events that may or may not see me credentialed for tomorrow's 2010 NHL entry draft at Staples Center:

April 5: SB Nation sends out an e-mail asking to collect names of all bloggers interested in entry draft credentials.

April 6: I send this reply to the e-mail thread, with the hopes I'd be thrown on the list:

I'm in SoCal already.  I'd take a credential, but I'll probably defer to those actually traveling -- I really can't promise much true reporting.  I would be interested in some sort of SBN meet-up, though, if that exists.

I'm not a natural draft-head anyways, though the Ducks do have two first-rounders.

Sometime after April 6: SBN leaves Sleek off the submitted list, tells nobody.  Rudy, who specifically requested to be put one slot ahead of Sleek, makes the list.

May 21: After not hearing anything for weeks, yay or nay, I shoot an e-mail to some SBN NHL heads asking what's going on.  They apologize for not realizing I wanted to go (I guess my e-mail was slightly cryptic) and get me to fill out an NHL credential request pre-filled with the name "Earl Sleek".

June 21, this past Monday: After not hearing anything for another month, I e-mail again to make sure, and am assured that Earl Sleek is on a list somewhere.  

So it seems quite possible that I will be among the credentialed folk tomorrow for the entry draft, though I'll probably have trouble when I show up tomorrow with no form of identification with the name "Earl Sleek" on it.  If, however, things somehow work out for the ol' Sleekster, expect to see this lucky green shirt wandering lost around Staples Center somewhere.  Feel free to say hi and direct me to wherever I'm supposed to be.

Luckyshirt_medium
Won in an internet bet during the cup season. :)

Star-divide

Now I should be clear -- I'm not a fan of entry drafts.  They are important for franchises for sure, and there is excitement for kids being drafted, but my fandom is largely controlled by my television -- it's impossible for me to be fans of these kids until they hit NHL ice.  For now, they're just names in a hat to me -- hopefully the Ducks are doing their homework on their picks, but I don't care just yet.

Combine that draft-apathy with the uncertainty I've had on whether I'm even attending the event and I'll be one ill-prepared blogger tomorrow.  I don't know anything about players who the Ducks might be drafting, I'll have a computer I barely know how to operate, and there's a really strong chance that I can't post anything tomorrow at all -- we shall see.  But still, it's an event that should have some bloggers in attendance I've never met -- that should be cool.  And it's not impossible that I end up reporting something useful from the experience.

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Woo hoo!  Draft day uncertainty!

The event goes on Saturday as well, but whether I attend that depends entirely on what happens tomorrow.  Let's hope it's awesome.

Go Draft.

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what the draft is tommorow? why did i keep thinking its next thursday doooh….i totally could maybe make this…still no one has told me how u get in this shin-dig

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They had free tickets a few weekends ago, but I think those all got sold — they should come cheap somewhere on the internet.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have somehow managed to end up with about 700 tickets…if you ask nicely, I’ll gladly provide some for you.

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by SK eleven on Jun 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you related to Anaheim’s vote-bot? :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to wonder! I ordered some online and then the Ducks sent me some too.

I’m just looking forward to the “being there” aspect. Once they get past the Taylor/Tyler drama, I wont have a clue about what is going on.

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by SK eleven on Jun 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is Taylor and Tyler?

by pj48 on Jun 24, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s a new show premiering on the Disney Channel

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 25, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hanson

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jun 25, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in SoCal already. I’d take a credential, but I’ll probably defer to those actually traveling — I really can’t promise much true reporting. I would be interested in some sort of SBN meet-up, though, if that exists.

I’m not a natural draft-head anyways, though the Ducks do have two first-rounders.

that doesnt sound like someone wanting to go….are u high when you write these emails?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still not sure I really want to go — have you seen these things on TV? It’s going to be soooo loooooong.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 words “rudy madness”

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, last year the Ducks kept trading their pick later and later in the draft, and it would drive me nuts — I have to watch more of this damn thing? At least then I could change the channel for a while.

And this year we’ve got pick #29 — should probably get picked by hour four or something.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wear your Snuggie, leave the pants at home, and get blitzed.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 24, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya know shes got the right idea

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know she does — it’s the same strategy as attending somebody’s graduation, which is essentially what I’ll be seeing the NHL’s version of tomorrow.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

get some drinking games going….take a shot everytime they mention saskatchewan or rudy plays pocket pool

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not sure I really want to go — have you seen these things on TV? It’s going to be soooo loooooong.

If you puss out I’m going to have to hang out with James O’Brien. I’ll never, ever forgive you.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hes thinner these days…so his face wont hit the ground as hard as usually when he passes out drunk

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there tomorrow for sure — beyond that is still up in the air. It’s possible I’ll be back Saturday, though — win me over, NHL.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically you’re apathetic about the Draft like the rest of us Ducks fans… except you’ve got a press pass. Dammit, Sleek.

Can you at least say hi to Bob Murray? Tell him to not be a jackass?

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 24, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

might want to use a different choice of words though…dont think sleek wants a barstool wedged up his ass

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be right. Make sure to double check if any barstools are around before making any sort of comment.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, wouldn’t matter — my main question would be about barstools anyways, followed by any Teemu update.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can try telling him hey im irish too..see if that helps…but somthing tells me he wont belive you

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what plank will be there too?…i just might have to whore myself out to get in there

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listed way too high for the updating I’m likely to provide. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

psst..thats what arthur’s there for..

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Arthur: Team X, with their _ pick, selects _______, a guy with ____, ____, and ____.

Sleek: Team X took fifteen fucking minutes to pick! The nerve!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not on the list, but I will be there. Socal OJ-like car chases permitting.

by pj48 on Jun 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

EARL! I thought you and I were going to drink and Arthur was going be the responsible one?

I don’t have a press pass, but I’m near there. If necessary, I’ll flirt with a lonely old man and get closer. I’m an excellent schmoozer.

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by Sticks.Gloves.Shirt on Jun 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I’ll be wandering around somewhere trying to arrange an interview between Rudy Kelly and Bailey.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, please please. Or at least cartoon it and I’ll believe it was real.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy: so this rudy kelly from Boc here with Baily the mascot for the Kings..how you feeling today baily?

Baily: ROOOOOOAR

Rudy: with the momentum of the Kings getting the playoffs last year you think it will carryover this year?

Baily: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR

Rudy: What are your thoughts on a Dog and human being making love?

Baily: roar?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy: Or perhaps a lion and a human…
Bailey: Meow!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what plank will be there too?

Actually, if you look closely at the second photo in the post, you can see a blurry Plank walking by in the background. BoC trivia right there. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 questions

1. whos manning Boc so to speak while yall are at the draft?

2. Sleek you always have that duck logo inside the clover of your shirt?..Ive never noticed that..even in person

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Autopilot, I dunno.

2. Yeah, the shirt came pre-faded, but it’s in there.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going, so I may put up something, but I also won’t be paying attention, so it ain’t likely.

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by Megalodon on Jun 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually, as a Sharks fan, i don’t pay attention at all to the draft, since we never, ever have a first round pick (DW likes to trade them for expiring contracts of players who don’t want to be there). This year, however, we have a pick! So maybe I’ll actually try and care this time around…we’ll see.

Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Así que bueno, ellos serán
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jun 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Murray On talks with Bobby Ryan
We made him a pretty good five-year offer, between $20-25 million. I’m not going to tell you where, but between there. That is not chump change. I would think that Don Meehan, his agent, and David McNab will have a discussion. We’re all in the same place here.

We’re going to do what is right for the organization. I’m in no hurry whatsoever. If somebody to give him an offer sheet, we have lots of space. We’ll match.

I really wish they’d just get it done already!

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Jun 24, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shrug — I got no rush. Let Teemu have his center stage next.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a bad offer. Anyone know whats the age when players qualify to become UFA? I imagine Meehan’s probably trying to get a contract length just long enough for it to end as Bobby becomes UFA

"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."

by Morbo on Jun 24, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a sharks fan, but Bobby Ryan seems like he’s EASILY worth 5 million.

by Khaaz on Jun 25, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to hate it, but that Bobby Ryan/Ryan Getzlaf thing was pretty funny during the awards last night.

by Nut on Jun 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it was by far one of the funnier moments of the show.

“I only sign in Gold, Silver.”

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Jun 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niedermayer made me laugh, not gonna lie.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna be tweeting for my blog live from the draft @EricCooney

Follow me!

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by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, why is this on a week day?

"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."

by Morbo on Jun 24, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be there with my brother. We are sitting somewhere in the 300 zone. I was suppose to get good seats from a friend but he reneged so I entered into a drawing w/duckie org for season seat holder and won. I have printed out draft info, but do they have some kind of program at the stadium for this thing available?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Jun 24, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll find out tomorrow, I guess. I’m going in blind. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow, I am so sorry to hear that, can’t you have some kind of lazer surgery for that?

:)

I am so excited, this is as close as I am gonna get to hockey until the season starts.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Jun 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey deb! If you see me wandering around aimlessly, say hi :)

Feel free to follow me on twitter too WhatWouldJNDo. Just a warning, I’ll probably have even less relevant information than Earl does.

"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Writer for http://www.anaheimcalling.com

by Sticks.Gloves.Shirt on Jun 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be driving down tomorrow morning. There are going to be a ton of online/blog people there. From the NHL, Media Lunch JW Marriott at LA Live 11:30-1:30, first round of the draft from 4PM-7:30PM.

Anyone know how far Beverly Hills is from the Staples Center? I might just drive straight there.

by pj48 on Jun 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too far, pj. Just head east on the 10 freeway to the 110 freeway north. It’s under 10 miles. Have fun at the draft! I’ll be up the street from you all watching the Dodgers/Yankees at Chavez Ravene.

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 25, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny…it’s Draft Day, and I’m all excited, while Earl is probably hoping he sleeps through it.

Commissioner’s Brunch Online! YESSSSSSSSSSS

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Woo hoo! Accepted and on the draft floor with some SBNers. Exciting so far — even got a free lunch!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I found you!
Next to two guys in white shirts

How is it?

by Kducker on Jun 25, 2010 2:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So far, so cool. Those two dudes are TCY and Plank from FTF, btw. On my other side are representatives from Winging it in Motown, Jewels from the Crown, and Anaheim Calling.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow you guys have a pretty nice view compared to way up in the 300s!!!!

Any sign of Murray or other Ducks personnel ?

by Kducker on Jun 25, 2010 2:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Scotty Niedermayer is at the Ducks table, that’s for sure. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Blake is assuming the same role for the Sharks, it seems.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn, I didnt see him

Was Crosby there in a purple shirt as well? Thought I saw him but wasnt sure

by Kducker on Jun 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Crosby was at the Penguins table.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 25, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At last – my plan is nearly complete! Now that I have assembled all of the rival California hockey bloggers in one location, I will activate my death ray and destroy them all! Good bye Earl! Good bye Rudy! Muahahaha!

Get ready for all Wiki-Sharks, all the time!

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by Megalodon on Jun 25, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew there was some dasterly plan afoot..when you were the one guy not going….unload hell MEG!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll help you plan the revolution if we can do Wiki-Kings.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure we’ll get there eventually.

San Jose Sharks - Hey, at least we didn't finish 11th in the West!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jun 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drew’s new profile pic = him in his Flavor Flav outfit. Book it.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute… this thing starts at 4? What the hell do you do for 2 hours before a draft?

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jun 25, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The popcorn trick.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jun 25, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

were talking earl and rudy…DRINKING SHIIIIT…fuck wish i was there

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was there too. Alas. I’m getting through the waiting time by going through my leftover Norris-candidate themed desserts.

BTW, those Mike Green lime jello shots are AWFUL.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

next up is the " simmonds and tan".

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you think that we are escaping the brutality of watching commercials just because we’re in attendance, you’d be mistaken. :|

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

DVR that shit in real life……………..fuck that’d be awesome.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thank you for making my sugar coma feel better. :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, desserts…. I was thinking drinks.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edmonton selects Taylor Hall; people mysteriously break into applause. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m going to switch the channel. I hear there’s curling.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, just a rumor, but Bobby Ryan re-signed? Yes!!!

Oops, never mind, I guess. :(

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

great reporting Sleek………..keep up the good work.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Babcock just talked to Sidney Crosby!

That’s not allowed!

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

its hard to type in sarcasm.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume CBJ’s fourth pick of C Ryan Johansen is a bit of a shock — I heard a few gasps from press row. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“I would like to say a special hello to the Blue Jacket fans at home, who have suffered for quite a bit now…promise we’re not taking a Russian…HEY”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s really pale here.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We prefer the term “fair”.

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jun 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

E is making a deal for Aquaman.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Winterhawks! Woooooo.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, no Swiss reunion with Hiller and Sbisa? I guess good players are filtering lower, though.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty awesome. They could get together all the time…compare their watches, melt some cheese…ah well.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and pocket knifes too

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were one of those GMs, I’d just straight up prank call someone.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s probably what’s making this whole process go so slow.

“Hey waitasec, who the fuck is this?!!”

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Ring ring) “Yes?”
“How about our first pick for Versteeg? And two pepperoni pizzas?
“BUUUUUUUUURKE!”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be immensely more entertaining than this non-event. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fowler is so sad now…reminds me of Cody in the last Party Down.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks guys keep hassling me that he will be ours. We shall see.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take Gormley instead

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by RudyKelly on Jun 25, 2010 5:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

NHL.com is just praying he does for the puns alone.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure, no nicknames required.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Etem

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by RudyKelly on Jun 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You are also Atlanta.

Maybe this could cheer you up?

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cole Landry, pardon me.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, camera on Nieds. Looking good, Scotty. Meanwhile Cody’s body language says, “I want to hide.”

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I asked my row, “Is he crying?”

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOWLER IS OULERS!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Pierre just climaxed.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we actually chatting with Tallon?

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my. Please shorten the wait.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, whom does Deano want so very badly? Aaaaaagh

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASDJFKLSKLSGKlkdsa

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! I get all adrenaline-buzzy just thinking about the fact that they were desperate for him.

Well, they told all the press they wouldn’t necessarily take a winger or a California kid. Not that the media didn’t wish it so.

CLASSIC JERSEY! Okay, I can leave the house now. Whew.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Four most interesting people I met so far today:

1. Eric Stephens, L.A. Times (brief handshake talk)
2. Steve Carroll, Anaheim Ducks radio (long talk during Fowler presser)
3. E from Entourage (no talk, just walked past that midget)
4. Puck Daddy — woo hoo!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Four most interesting people I re-met:

1. Rudy.
2. PJ.
3. Plank.
4. O’B.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot, I’m super interesting, we could have met and your list could have been at 5 already, but I needed to leave for alcohol other than beer.

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad decision — this demands some fucking fortitude.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can spy ya from up in 320. Can’t believe fowler falling that far.

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by Bleys on Jun 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO!!! Make that five interesting people (Bleys distant wave).

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding, right? I dragged a friend from the office along with me — promising drinks. After a while, she revealed she was worried she couldn’t make it to the 12th pick.

We had 300 seats, but we sat in lower seats. Some people weren’t checking tickets. They just told us to sit anywhere (with some limits).

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was supposed to be a reply and I don’t know how to move it. Sorry.

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t sweat it — we’re not huge on decorum here. Next year they should promise a speed round.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you and completely agree. Wow, you’re still there. What a nightmare.

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My press credential demands my attention. That and the Ducks’ 29th pick, I suppose.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must known it would be like this, that would explain your ambivalent email requesting your credentials.

I rooted for the Flyers. I regret that now just because we have to wait this long.

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I definitely knew about this. I watched some of last year’s first round on TV, as the Ducks played with my patience and traded later and later in the first round.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ETEM!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The most a Duck draft pick at Staples has ever been cheered for.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat out Fowler by a mile. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Now I wish I stayed!!!)

by Lisa Jones on Jun 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re near Rudy, duck. :)

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They boo ducks here.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they hadn’t tried a “Let’s Go Ducks” — then it could have stayed all cheering. Still, nice to see Etem’s family so happy.

BROCK NELSON. Best name after Brock Beukeboom.

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by Niesy on Jun 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got away with some steals tonight in Fowler and Etem.

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by Bleys on Jun 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hell yeah — Steve Carroll is excited, Eric Stephens is excited, and the FTF bloggers are bitter — that means an overall excellent day!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great draft for the Ducks. I was a little disappointed the Ducks didn’t pick Etem with the 12th pick, but Fowler looks great, and then they ended up picking Etem with the 29th anyway.

And I think I saw you up in the nosebleeds today, Earl. I recognized the green Ducks shirt and was like hey, that’s Earl, haha.

Viva los Patos.

by THATG0MEZ on Jun 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it

Don’t you hate when you get drunk and pass out and wake up later to find out the stupid things you said? This was on my facebook, apparently I watched the Inception trailer one too many times:

Okay, Ellen Page is pretty, but not Leonardo DiCaprio pretty. Fix plz.

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jun 26, 2010 3:46 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nothing wrong with that statement.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 26, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its cool man. I do it all the time.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jun 26, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

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