Season Review: Scott Parse

by RudyKelly on Jun 3, 2010 3:00 AM PDT Comment 6 comments

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	GP	G	A	P	+/-	PIM	PPG	SHG	GWG	GTG	SOG	PCT
2009 - Scott Parse	59	11	13	24	13	22	0	0	1	0	78	14.1

You know that scene from Lisa the Vegetarian where Lisa... becomes a vegetarian? It's from the beginning of the episode, when they go to the petting zoo. First they see the sheep* and they all go, "Awwww," then they see a lamb and they all go, "Awwwwwwwwww," then they see the really, really adorable lamb and they all go, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Then the sheep steps in front of the smallest lamb and Homer shoves him out of the way and yells, "Out of the way, you!"

That is how I feel about Scott Parse.

*Why isn't it "shep?" That makes a lot more sense. This goes along with my "Sensible Names for Animals" petition, which among other changes advocates the naming of more than moose "Meese." Sign here.

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naming of more than moose “Meese.”

I second that…

aaaaaaawwwwwwwww….dont click that link..for the love of gawd!!!…maybe ill just sign it to torture that shithole of a state

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 3, 2010 5:41 AM PDT reply actions

crap, too late.

Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?

by Lilly on Jun 3, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

maybe we should form a support group

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 3, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait, is Parse the lamb or the sheep, er, shep? Whatever.

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by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 3, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions

Parse= Shep
Justin Azevedo=Lamb
Brandon Kozun=Little Lamb

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 3, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions

I do not understand.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jun 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions

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