Season Review: Scott Parse

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GP G A P +/- PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG SOG PCT
2009 - Scott Parse 59 11 13 24 13 22 0 0 1 0 78 14.1



You know that scene from Lisa the Vegetarian where Lisa... becomes a vegetarian?  It's from the beginning of the episode, when they go to the petting zoo.  First they see the sheep* and they all go, "Awwww," then they see a lamb and they all go, "Awwwwwwwwww," then they see the really, really adorable lamb and they all go, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW."  Then the sheep steps in front of the smallest lamb and Homer shoves him out of the way and yells, "Out of the way, you!"

That is how I feel about Scott Parse.


*Why isn't it "shep?"  That makes a lot more sense.  This goes along with my "Sensible Names for Animals" petition, which among other changes advocates the naming of more than moose "Meese."  Sign here.

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