UFA day is tomorrow!
by Earl Sleek on Jun 30, 2010 12:14 PM PDT
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PrintCan you believe it? Now we're never really a source for breaking news here at BoC, but I'll be around tomorrow with a randomly-updated post of prominent signings, focusing mostly on BoC teams. It could get somewhat exciting, or maybe it's just another NHL draft. :)
Here's your Sleek-endorsed resources for the next couple of days:
- TSN.ca
- Anaheim Calling
- Jewels From The Crown
- Fear The Fin
- OC Register Ducks Blog
- LA Kings Insider
- Working the Corners Sharks Blog
- Kukla's Korner
- James Mirtle's Twitter
- Puck Daddy's Twitter
- Bob McKenzie's Twitter
- ALLDUCKS Twitter
- CapGeek.com
Feel free to add your favorite sites or your UFA theories in the comments.
Now I do have to confess that I've been a somewhat lazy blogger (gasp! I know) -- I still haven't bought myself a new laptop, nor have I figured out how to get my old scanner to communicate with my sister's borrowed MacBook. And rather than going ahead and resolving either of those two issues this morning, I instead found a third least-useful way to celebrate this offseason's UFA day -- iPhone-camera action-figure posing nonsense! Hooray for short-term thinking!
I really don't know what UFA options the Ducks, Kings, or Sharks will be considering in the coming days, so instead we'll just go find out what sort of weird toys Sleek has sitting around his place.
The Duck, King, and Shark assemble to go over this year's free agent class:
You know, in certain ways, this was way harder to do than my old cartooning method. I guess it wasn't too bad, though -- I could sort of mass-produce them. But yeah -- I'll get that on that scanner thing. :)
Go Ducks.
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For sure — can we trade B-Ry for Mikko Koivu to make sure he re-signs? Or at least start a baseless internet rumor?
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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If your baseless rumor doesn’t have Toronto in it, it won’t get clicks.
koivu :/
I now think of this as ‘the Finnish Emoticon.’
In Dinglebarn We Trust
that or promise to build him new sauna to replace the burnt one. might be easier to steal mikko fro minnesota :P
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
might be easier than to steal…
back to school…
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
sauna?….wheres rudy with the teemu with the cup pic
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY WHY..couldnt there be a couple finnish babes in the background..would have made this a normal pic minus the mustahce guy
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not sure if mrs selänne had approved that…
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Spade doesn’t care if Mrs Selanne approves of it.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 30, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont care if mr. selanne approves of it…get some women in there for gawds sake jesus!!
thats too many men in a sauna with no women…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
is that making you a little uncomfortable?? ;)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Sadly, this post features the current extent of my MacBook abilities. Certainly most any other blogger could probably do so, though.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
man ram is in great condition…hes all shiny?…how the hell u keep him like that all these years?…u like the 40-year old virgin and keep them in the containers?…if so thanx for pulling manram out…..he had a great scene..think it was worth it..
i like the tigger cartoon…tiger willams would be proud
p.s
youll need to do more of these…youve opened pandorias box
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
youll have to get little drinks/beers for them…or this isnt believable Boc content…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
Once I go and buy a new computer and get set up like my old one, I should be able to even cross-over. It’d be like frames from Roger Rabbit — they could drink cartoon beers.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
as the frames go by..you could put cartoon bubbles and symbols to show there buzzing
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You have me questioning my age when I laughed at these. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
the shark shown must be joe pavelski..hes got the “im always ready for cock” mouth like joe
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's even more awkward with a mustache
In Lou We Trust: Now More productive than a New Jersey Devils Powerplay
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
wrong!!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
hagahahagfagfagagagfagagfas
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
After he cleared waivers, the Ducks bought out the contract of defenseman Nathan Oystrick. His salary for 2010-11 was 550K and he will be paid 2/3 of that amount, spread over two years (approximately 366K in total, 183k each of the next two years).
Oh well, not that expensive — so long Oystrick.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
my first thought exactly…you wont get to use that cartoon anymore..fuck
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So I’m on my lunch break right now, and might I say, this is fantastic.
No actual analysis or suggestions, just a disclaimer of “maybe I’ll post something good tomorrow”, followed by a grown man posting pictures of his toys.
I love this blog.
And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.
by brokenyard on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No actual analysis or suggestions,
i know its beautiful
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what they pay Scott Niedermayer for, I guess.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
followed by a grown man posting pictures of his toys.
“…Wait… why does Earl have a Tigger toy? And isn’t that guy from A Nightmare befo- is that Clark Kent? Does Earl have a Clark Kent toy? What the fuck?”
Does Earl have a Clark Kent toy? What the fuck?"
come now, that’s not much of a strech. like i bet you have a benji stuffed dog.
Right?
I know … bet Rudy is hiding his toys now
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
it’s in pretty good shape considering you sleep with it nightly … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
I thought he liked a different one…
In Dinglebarn We Trust
by Niesy on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love how no one is actually concerned that Sleek has all of these toys readily available for this “shoot”. Must have just been me.
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have you been absent for a while? seems I was thinking that the other day
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Great frakkin’ job, Earl! I have to wonder if your article today was inspired by this little classic gem?
The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
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