The Dallas Stars
Part 4 of 5 on each team in the pacific.
Firstly, why I love the stars:
1. The jerseys have always looked good.
I came.
2. Mike Modano was cool sometimes, like when he became the all time scoring leader for US born players, but hes gone now.
3. That's it, I hate you guys.
Secondly, why I hate the stars.
1. Mike Modano. Dude was a Duck killer. And a Kings killer. And a Sharks killer. Basically what I'm saying is the dude was freaking good and nobody likes it when their team gets whipped on for about a decade straight (except in the 2003 WCSF's).
2. Steve Ott AND Sean Avery. Oh fucking god. Do I have to do this rant again? Next.
3. They're in Texas. Texas is full of, well, Texans. Nobody like Texans except Texans. And Hank Hill.
That boy ain't right.
4. 2008. Sure, take out the Ducks AND the Sharks why don't you? Way to win over California, but when you have to play the Wings, you shit a brick. Damnit.
5. FOOT.
IN.
THE.
CREASE.
Foot. Check. Crease. Check.
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1. The jerseys have always looked good.
ohhh…i might be a stars fan all the sudden….man is that persuaive
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Mike Modano looks great in that jersey.
Floppity floppity.
And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.
by brokenyard on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who gets to paint that? I really need to look into a career change.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
i should have never switched out of art class to drama…fuck…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 1, 2010 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Rudy, I just read your SBN LA article on the Ducks – hilarious, just hilarious.
And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.
no link? u bitch
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 1, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions
There is no reason to like this team.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

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