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The Dallas Stars

Part 4 of 5 on each team in the pacific.

Star-divide

Firstly, why I love the stars:

1. The jerseys have always looked good.

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I came.

 


2. Mike Modano was cool sometimes, like when he became the all time scoring leader for US born players, but hes gone now.

3. That's it, I hate you guys.

Secondly, why I hate the stars.

1.  Mike Modano. Dude was a Duck killer. And a Kings killer. And a Sharks killer. Basically what I'm saying is the dude was freaking good and nobody likes it when their team gets whipped on for about a decade straight (except in the 2003 WCSF's).

2.  Steve Ott AND Sean Avery. Oh fucking god. Do I have to do this rant again? Next.

3. They're in Texas. Texas is full of, well, Texans. Nobody like Texans except Texans. And Hank Hill.

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That boy ain't right.

4. 2008. Sure, take out the Ducks AND the Sharks why don't you? Way to win over California, but when you have to play the Wings, you shit a brick. Damnit.

5. FOOT.

IN.

THE.

CREASE.

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Foot. Check. Crease. Check.

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Haha, yup. Plus Mike Fucking Ribeiro, that soccer diver.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 30, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

1. The jerseys have always looked good.

ohhh…i might be a stars fan all the sudden….man is that persuaive

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Modano looks great in that jersey.

Floppity floppity.

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who gets to paint that? I really need to look into a career change.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jul 1, 2010 2:51 AM PDT reply actions  

i should have never switched out of art class to drama…fuck…

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 1, 2010 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing good about the Stars.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 1, 2010 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Rudy, I just read your SBN LA article on the Ducks – hilarious, just hilarious.

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jul 1, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

no link? u bitch

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 1, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT HULL SUCKS

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

There is no reason to like this team.

Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and this

San Jose Sharks: Welcome to the Failoffs

by cmatthew35 on Jul 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

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