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A -5 for Pronger. Great game, you jackass.



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The first thing I thought when I saw that picture…

“wow that green jersey is ugly”

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah what’s that about?

My dad used to have a Sharks practice jersey that was green. That was pretty cool.

by Megalodon on Jun 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a St. Patrick’s day jersey. I saw them advertised on the NHL shop, but I never thought someone would actually buy one…

Here's to all us girls who love hockey...and the men who play it.

by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Jun 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl wants one, I bet.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 7, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it’s free and lucky.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s hilarious … when the Hawks win game 1 & 2, Pronger is the topic for taking the pucks … Flyers win game 3 & 4 and Pronger is the topic for dominating … Hawks win game 5 and Pronger is still the topic for how badly he played.

Flyers winning the Cup lies squarely on one man’s shoulders.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Pretty much, yeah.

by Khaaz on Jun 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headline after the next game:

“CHRIS PRONGER LOSES STANLEY CUP”

by Megalodon on Jun 7, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was drinking water and almost spit it out when I read that … hilarious !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the real secret is between his teeth.

http://www.prosportsblogging.com

by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 7, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a scary picture

by superfan#99 on Jun 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think its beautiful..look at that wonderful hat hes wearing..wonder if the sharks have one like..that?…errr…uh….no

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally off-topic, but did you know they sell Sharks shower curtains?? (only looked it up cause the boys’ dad is going to repaint my bathroom and might redo my sliding glass doors for shower curtain things instead)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

“Fuck Pronger…”

Almost goes right up there with “Fuck Detroit” as sayings that are appropriate in nearly EVERY situation.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jun 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i would if..probally drunk….ok maybe..

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how often he gets asked out by straight guys.

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Hartnell is basically Corey Perry East. And he looks like Louis C.K. with down syndrome.

by Nut on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except for what Hartnell doesn’t have in douchiness, he makes up for it by playing for the Flyers.

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

true that….dont u dare compare the great corey perrys douchiness to hartnells…fuck hartnell

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hartnell played for a team noone hates (like the Panthers or Blue Jackets), I’m sure noone would acknowledge his existance. Playing for the Flyers basically instantaneously makes you a super douche

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha you know, it works here… cuz it’s “puck”?… you know, hockey puck?

That, and “Phuck Filly” is kinda retarded.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jun 7, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Godamn I miss Sharks hockey. How much lunger until preseason?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I know....

life pretty much blows some fat shit without Sharks hockey…and this rosterbating waiting around thing is slowing mentally killing us I’m positive.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Drew Remenda sitting in the first row next to that dude in a green jersey?

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Jun 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackass!

by mepex on Jun 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ick.

Please kid don’t touch the holy grail. Thanks.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you saying you wouldn’t if given the chance?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it’s bad luck.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the Sharks had won of course

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

only to those who believe in such things … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart

by Angy on Jun 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably wouldn't until we win it.....but

HIM, that thing, with helmet hair touching it is just blasphemy.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please kid don’t touch the holy grail. Thanks.

That kid looks alot like Pronger 1.0

by Mike in OC on Jun 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elbows pointed out and everything. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is such an insult

to PRONGER. :)

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise

by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK…. Kings, it’s fine. You don’t need to win the cup anymore gags

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes we do…though I could have lived without the knowledge that he’d dry-humped it. Eeew.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big news, Hawks goaltender Crisotbal Huet was in a new Nike commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzz0Blc8x_M

What is so surprising about Pronger melting down for a game in the playoffs? He used to do that with St. Louis all the time.

by pj48 on Jun 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Pronger really is best in series when he can get himself suspended for a game.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jun 7, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs to dut off those elbows and get to work

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see you haven’t made the jump to Firefox yet

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 8, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft. Firefox is so 2004. Cool people* use Google Chrome!

*Pretentious idiots

"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.

by brokenyard on Jun 8, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude is the molten chocolate cake of emotions. Oh so dark and mmm, mmm delicious.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love those guilty pleasures.

by g r a c e on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

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