Schadenfreude is all I have left

A -5 for Pronger. Great game, you jackass.
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The first thing I thought when I saw that picture…
“wow that green jersey is ugly”
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yeah what’s that about?
My dad used to have a Sharks practice jersey that was green. That was pretty cool.
They call me Patrick Marleau, P.I.
Battle of California
I think it’s a St. Patrick’s day jersey. I saw them advertised on the NHL shop, but I never thought someone would actually buy one…
Here's to all us girls who love hockey...and the men who play it.
by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Jun 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s hilarious … when the Hawks win game 1 & 2, Pronger is the topic for taking the pucks … Flyers win game 3 & 4 and Pronger is the topic for dominating … Hawks win game 5 and Pronger is still the topic for how badly he played.
Flyers winning the Cup lies squarely on one man’s shoulders.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
Headline after the next game:
“CHRIS PRONGER LOSES STANLEY CUP”
They call me Patrick Marleau, P.I.
Battle of California
I was drinking water and almost spit it out when I read that … hilarious !
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
But the real secret is between his teeth.

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by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 7, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i think its beautiful..look at that wonderful hat hes wearing..wonder if the sharks have one like..that?…errr…uh….no
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
totally off-topic, but did you know they sell Sharks shower curtains?? (only looked it up cause the boys’ dad is going to repaint my bathroom and might redo my sliding glass doors for shower curtain things instead)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
“Fuck Pronger…”
Almost goes right up there with “Fuck Detroit” as sayings that are appropriate in nearly EVERY situation.
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
by Kevin Y on Jun 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i would if..probally drunk….ok maybe..
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Scott Hartnell is basically Corey Perry East. And he looks like Louis C.K. with down syndrome.
by Nut on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Except for what Hartnell doesn’t have in douchiness, he makes up for it by playing for the Flyers.
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
true that….dont u dare compare the great corey perrys douchiness to hartnells…fuck hartnell
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If Hartnell played for a team noone hates (like the Panthers or Blue Jackets), I’m sure noone would acknowledge his existance. Playing for the Flyers basically instantaneously makes you a super douche
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Godamn I miss Sharks hockey. How much lunger until preseason?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I know....
life pretty much blows some fat shit without Sharks hockey…and this rosterbating waiting around thing is slowing mentally killing us I’m positive.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous
"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise
by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Drew Remenda sitting in the first row next to that dude in a green jersey?
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
oh ick.
Please kid don’t touch the holy grail. Thanks.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous
"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise
by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
are you saying you wouldn’t if given the chance?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
only to those who believe in such things … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
"It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves." -- Bob Newhart
I probably wouldn't until we win it.....but
HIM, that thing, with helmet hair touching it is just blasphemy.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous
"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise
by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
that is such an insult
to PRONGER. :)
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous
"My hope is that we put him (Couture) on a line with Seto and CloweThen you get the Coochy-Goochy-Clowe line." - Cerise
by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Big news, Hawks goaltender Crisotbal Huet was in a new Nike commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzz0Blc8x_M
What is so surprising about Pronger melting down for a game in the playoffs? He used to do that with St. Louis all the time.
Pronger really is best in series when he can get himself suspended for a game.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
he needs to dut off those elbows and get to work
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions

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