A Gentleman's Respectful & Earnest Discussion Regarding the Glorious Sport of Basketball
by RudyKelly on Jun 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT
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Haha, fuck you, Boston!
I don't really give a fuck about Boston. I mean, Boston is objectively the 2nd worst colonial city (behind Charleston) and they're completely irrelevant to anyone that isn't in Boston and they're all racists and even worse they're all micks and they hilariously refer to themselves as "working class" because their poor people are white and they're pretty much the Quebec of the East Coast, but I don't really give a fuck about Boston. Why would I? I'm sure that ant you stepped on today thought you hated him as you crushed him under your shoe but I doubt you even noticed he was there.
But I do give a fuck about Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce. Fuck those guys. Kevin Garnett is Chris Pronger if Chris Pronger was a pussy who was terrified of his own irrelevance while Paul Pierce is a complete douche bag. Complete. I just hate him so Goddamn much. I'm trying to think of a hockey player to compare him to and the best I can come up with is... Doug Gilmour? Remember when people said Doug Gilmour was good and tried to play up a rivalry between Gilmour and Gretzky even though Gretzky was way, way, way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Gilmour? That's Paul Pierce. He's a fairly good player who has been lucky enough to play for a city that overrates their players. That's it. Comparing Pierce to Kobe Bryant is like comparing your balls to your dick; both are pretty cool, yeah, but one is a lot more involved in getting the job done than the other.
But the worst thing, and I mean the WORST thing that I can not stand, are pundits who needlessly antagonize opposing fanbases just because they mistakenly think pageviews equal worthiness. Guys like Dan Shaughnessy and TJ Simers are terrible and shouldn't be allowed near a computer. Sports writing should be used for rational discussion, not for needless baiting. If you see any writing like that, let me know so I can admonish said writer appropriately.
And actually, the worst thing in the world is writing while drunk. Don't do that.
(P.S. Derek Fisher still sucks.)
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Save your ire for the Red wings and the Ducks. Basketball is a shit sport that doesn’t deserve your acknowledgement. A bunch of pussy crybabies falling down all over the court.
I’ll let you in on a little secret…the guys with the whistles deside the winner.
In a related matter, I hate the Lakers and I hate that little girl Sasha Vujabitch.
"We love going to Canadian cities and beating Canadian teams." - Drew Doughty
LAY OFF THE MACHINE!!!
lol…
Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Así que bueno, ellos serán
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ZeroIndulgence on Jun 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
see fuck-wad racism is hilarious when used only for comedy. Stop calling everyone else here a racist, hypocrite.
Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.
Stop calling everyone else here a racist, BECAUSE I’M A RACIST AND I CAN’T FACE WHO I REALLY AM.
How do you live with yourself.
hahahha
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahhahaha!
that totally made my day.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
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by mssjsclowie29 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
the guys with the whistles deside the winner.
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
But I do give a fuck about Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce. Fuck those guys. Kevin Garnett is Chris Pronger if Chris Pronger was a pussy who was terrified of his own irrelevance while Paul Pierce is a complete douche bag. Complete. I just hate him so Goddamn much.
This might be the most true and satisfying thing I’ve ever read. Thank you.
Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Así que bueno, ellos serán
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed.
I also get the feeling that Paul Pierce is one of those guys who goes into theme parks in a wheelchair when he is not actually paralyzed so he can get on all the rides before anyone else.
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
hehee..cant stand how the fucker drives the lane and “every” fuckin time gets a cheap phantom foul called his way…“every fuckin” time….why they just dont hand the ball to him every time and let him go up is beyond me….
p.s.
for those that dont know…he grew up in inglewood a die hard laker fan…fuckin traitor…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Its insane.
And you should have heard his comments about the Lakers fanbase. He says the Celtics fanbase is more knowledgeable about the game while us Lakers fans (those that go to the games at least) are only there to see the celebrities watching the game.
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
how did you allow him to do this again??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I screwed up which glass I put the poison in – that’s why Earl hasn’t been around much lately.
They call me Patrick Marleau, P.I.
Battle of California
hes busy playing civilization on his xbox 24-7
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Xbox Civilization is far inferior to the PC version.
Yeah, I said it.
They call me Patrick Marleau, P.I.
Battle of California
I’ve scanned a cartoon — give me a little bit.
And I’m not proud of my Civilizations fixation — that’s totally mockable.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Well I just got tropico 3 and Im fascinated and frustrated…cant figure out stop my people from rebelling against my dictator ass
I guess they frown upon my use of the secret police
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Civilization is probably the one thing you shouldn’t be embarrassed about liking, that game rules. There is nothing in the world more satisfying than kicking a spearman’s ass with mechanized infantry.
I loved that game back in the day. I’ve just stopped playing computer games.
I just got a PS3 so the last few weeks have been a rush of Uncharted and God of War, with Nier in the middle.
UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...
by Bleys on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
u must have loved the last scene in “last samuri”
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
“No, this isn’t one of those nerdy video games, this is way different!”
“I’m leaving you.”
"The Big Pavelski" sounds like something you'd name your cock.
“But you don’t understand — I’m only one move away from discovering Metallurgy!”
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
What the fuck else is he going to talk about
the Stanley Cup? Pfffftttttttttttttt
There’s plenty of time for meaningless hockey posts
D. FISH WOULD HAVE BEEN A HELL OF HOCKEY PLAYER!!!
This guy is the cliche who comes to life. Every B-ball cliche there is he is.
d-fish doesnt suck you son of a bitch!!..he saved our ass last nite….ok he sucks but hes clutch !!! ding!!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 5:40 AM PDT reply actions
Comparing Pierce to Kobe Bryant is like comparing your balls to your dick; both are pretty cool, yeah, but one is a lot more involved in getting the job done than the other.
I dunno you can get pretty creative with the balls…but overall yea thats a true statement
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 5:44 AM PDT reply actions
I love how the “WOOOO…” goes out of the border of the text box here. It makes it seem so much more epic that way. Like, no bitch ass formatting tells it what to do.
Great article. I’m not even a fan of basketball, but this made me laugh quite a bit.
Speaking of which
Basketball is like that ant to me — it’s not even on my radar, and I’m only vaguely aware people pay attention to some LeBron guy — but I do notice in that picture there they sure use a classy cursive font for writing “The Turds” on the floor (court? fiberboard sacrilegiously placed over the ice?). So that’s something.
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How much do I hate TJ Simers?
Did anyone read his piece of trash about the Kings earlier this season?
http://prosportsblogging.com/nhl-hockey/los-angeles-kings/kings_new_tactic_stand_on_ice_do_nothing/
http://www.prosportsblogging.com
by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions
I actually kind of like TJ Simers. He’s joking, that’s kind of his shtick. He’s a caricature of a sports writer.
Well, either that or he’s just really, really bad at his job.
See, and I kind of get that, but what bugs me is that people outside the hockey world don’t and then they’re gonna think a Kings game isn’t worth going to. I hate to feel like I’m so touchy I can’t take a joke, because I can, but stuff like that gets under my skin.
http://www.prosportsblogging.com
by Great Ice-Pectations on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how he got canned from his radio gig after like 3 weeks..
who knew no one would listen to him and his daughter be dumbasses (maybe the name simers square-ed didnt help)
its too much of an act for me…i dunno hes like dennis miller to me….hes suppose to be funny and I do chuckle at some things he says…but I just think hes a douche
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite thing he ever did was when he was on Around the Horn during their first week and made fun of the concept that they actually know what they talk about the whole time. He’s not allowed back on.
i do like seeing him getting kicked off stuff…thats a skill thats admirable
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
A basketball machine so formidable that Beyonce felt inspired to write an album about him…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
One of my favorite BoC posts was RK letting off on Paul Pierce the year the Celtics won the NBA, in that game where he hurt his knee, acted like someone had decapitated him while raping his mother, and then came back 5 minutes later.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 9, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Comparing Paul Pierce to Doug Gilmour is genius. I used to compare Leafs fans to Yankee fans, but after reading this post I see the light.
And Rudy, writing while drinking is the worst? Come on. Just avoid Protestant whiskey and stock up on raw eggs for your morning pint and you can drink while writing all day.
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