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Road to Perdition

Pahom looked at the sun, which had reached the earth: one side of it had already disappeared. With all his remaining strength he rushed on, bending his body forward so that his legs could hardly follow fast enough to keep him from falling. Just as he reached the hillock it suddenly grew dark. He looked up - the sun had already set! He gave a cry: "All my labor has been in vain," though he, and was about to stop, but he heard the Bashkirs shouting, and remembered that though to him, from below, the sun seemed to have set, they on the hillock could still see it. He took a long breath and ran up the hillock. It was still light there. He reached the top and saw the cap. Before it sat the Chief laughing and holding his sides. Again Pahom remembered his dream, and he uttered a cry: his legs gave way beneath him, he fell forward and reached the cap with his hands.

"Ah, that’s a fine fellow!" exclaimed the Chief. "He has gained much land!"

Pahom’s servant came running up and tried to raise him, but he saw that blood was flowing from his mouth. Pahom was dead!

The Bashkirs clicked their tongues to show their pity.

His servant picked up the spade and dug a grave long enough for Pahom to lie in, and buried him in it. Six feet from his head to his heels was all he needed.

(Full story here.)

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Godspeed, Rob Blake, for it is a dark road ahead.  Your greed and your lust has left you alone and here, at the end, I suddenly pity and fear for you.  The road to perdition is treacherous indeed, and lonesome.    May you hope to land in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

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You’re really going to hate it when he becomes the Kings’ new Patrick O’Neal. :)

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well said, RK. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me………………….you can’t get fooled again.

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me………………….you can’t get fooled again

Is this a mis-quote from JW’s speech? Man he was dumb…

by Mike in OC on Jun 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

His servant picked up the spade

pick me up baby!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 10, 2010 5:46 AM PDT reply actions  

The thing about Blake is…he should be beloved, but he ain’t. What a legacy.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jun 10, 2010 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

He tried really hard to make the Avs fans hate him on the way out too.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jun 11, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

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