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Funny Article About the City of San Jose

Here's a funny article about what life in San Jose is like from a guy who lives there. It's cruel and depressing at times, but also very true:

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The Internet is here, which means that it's populated by all the guys who run the Internet. Worse yet, it's also home to the auxiliary gel-headed sales and marketing party dudes who get overpaid at web companies and wanna hit the town by night. It's a pretty even mix of geeks and bros, which would be amusing if the bros were always pantsing and swirlying the geeks, but no-- they're all coworkers, so they hang out and rub off on each other. Now you've got guys with popped collars talking about Firefly and greasy Warcraft shut-ins plying the Mystery Method at clubs.

May the gods have mercy on that bleak metropolis.

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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