The Kings Clinic Series
by RudyKelly on Jul 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT
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PrintThe Los Angeles Kings are hosting a series of clinics this season to educate and improve their fabase's skills in a variety of areas. Their first two clinics are the Matt Greene Checking Clinic and the Jarret Stoll Offensive Skills Clinic. (Links are .pdf) I applaud these events. They're a great method of showing what not to do on the ice. Who better to show how not to use your body for a check than Matt Greene? Who better to show how to not close as many offensive chances as possible than Jarret Stoll? Your intrepid blogger was lucky enough to stumble upon the rest of the self-help seminars being offered this season. Here they are:
Getting Enough Sleep, hosted by Anze Kopitar
Positioning, hosted by Jonathan Quick
How to Wax Your Eyebrows, hosted by Richard Clune
Never Get Carded!, hosted by Thomas Hickey
Living with a Tiny Penis, hosted by Wayne Simmonds
How to Close a Deal, hosted by Dean Lombardi
Iron Man Training, hosted by Justin Williams CANCELLED
The Art of Smiling, hosted by Michal Handzus
How to Always Get Noticed in Any Situation, hosted by Rob Scuderi
How to be a Giant Douche Bag at All Times, hosted by Jack Johnson (You might get positive instruction at this one)
The Key to Being Gorgeous, hosted by Ryan Smyth
Understanding Russians, hosted by Terry Murray
Being Un-Awesome, hosted by Bailey
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Bravo, sir.
I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California
Putting Your Family First, by Mark Hardy
Sorry, that was too tempting.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jul 23, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
He did do that, though… maybe not first, I guess. Depends on how many fingers. Hey-yo!!!!
by RudyKelly on Jul 23, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow. You win the internets today, sir.
http://www.prosportsblogging.com
by Great Ice-Pectations on Jul 23, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
20 pounds in 20 days
hosted by Drew Doughty
Winning Every Corner Battle
By Peter Harrold
by AnnihilatorRich on Jul 23, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Pinching at the right time
by Randy Jones
http://www.prosportsblogging.com
by Great Ice-Pectations on Jul 23, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Keeping your teeth
by Dustin Brown
http://www.prosportsblogging.com
by Great Ice-Pectations on Jul 23, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
How to get off a shot on a 2 on 0 breakaway
Co-hosted by Dustin Brown and Anze Kopitar
Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?
by Lilly on Jul 23, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
How to speak slowly and without any rise or fall in tone by Jimmy Fox
by Nut on Jul 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
hahahahahhaa
"White trash can be pretty frightening."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Family-Friendly Blogging by Rudy Kelly
Meh, I tried.
I’m not the smartest guy in the world. I don’t read books or know how "getting pregnant" works. I can’t promise nights filled with intellectual conversation, but if we’re walking past a chain-link fence, you can rest assured that I’m going to try and chew a hole through it.
i laughed
"White trash can be pretty frightening."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
People who stare at the goat
By Randy Jones
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!
-Building a Legacy on the West Coast-
by Roman Cechmanek
Bettman's Nightmare: Until Recently, the Biggest C**block in the NHL
http://bettmansnightmare.blogspot.com/
by Bettman's Nightmare on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions
Awakening the Giant Within
by Scott Parse with special guests Tony Robbins and Vern Troyer
Bettman's Nightmare: Until Recently, the Biggest C**block in the NHL
http://bettmansnightmare.blogspot.com/
by Bettman's Nightmare on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Respecting Goaltenders, by Corey Perry.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
This is The Kings clinic series. Keep Corey Perry out of it….
by AnnihilatorRich on Jul 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Offensive Skills with Jarret Stoll...
Oh shit, that’s a real one?
by AnnihilatorRich on Jul 24, 2010 11:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Preventing Rudy’s Boners, by Jonathan Bernier
Tugboat is on the list to attend.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
The first time my girlfriend saw Bernier, she told me he was too pretty to be a hockey player. I think he was wearing guy-liner at the 2008 draft party, she’s had a hard on for him since
by AnnihilatorRich on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Looks like Brandon Flowers??
Eh?
I’m not the smartest guy in the world. I don’t read books or know how "getting pregnant" works. I can’t promise nights filled with intellectual conversation, but if we’re walking past a chain-link fence, you can rest assured that I’m going to try and chew a hole through it.
Defensive Driving on the Los Angeles Interstate Freeway system by Heidi Androl
The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 25, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
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"White trash can be pretty frightening."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
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