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Kings Sign Some Jerk

Who the fuck cares. 

Goddammit.

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The deal has yet to be signed and terms have not been disclosed.

Hmm, maybe he’s just using the Kings for leverage to get a payday from another team on Kovalchuk’s advice. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, don’t be rude to poni :(

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

His broken heart makes him say ugly things.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the first significant move by the Kings

Significant?

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

When you compare it to the whole nothing they’ve done so far….

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

We’ve been had!

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.-Oscar Wilde

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.

by TricksterG on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t be hatin’….he’s cute.

Besides, the second he winds up in TM’s doghouse you know you will want to adopt him like a puppy.

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by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t believe that anyone could hate him :( he looks so loveable. like really cute dog

but kings totally needs to get antropov too. to re-unite the odd couple

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to ruffle his hair…but then he’d get mad at me, and comb it carefully back into place.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Because Mama Poni wouldn’t be too happy about ruffled hair.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted him back on the Leafs :(

What would we have to do to get Crosby on the Leafs...?
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by Leafer87 on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I thought it would have been nice to have him back. Not meant to be though.

by samspade on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, cheer up, buddy. I’ll buy you a granola bar to cheer you up.

I’m not the smartest guy in the world. I don’t read books or know how "getting pregnant" works. I can’t promise nights filled with intellectual conversation, but if we’re walking past a chain-link fence, you can rest assured that I’m going to try and chew a hole through it.

by brokenyard on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if even a Ducks fan could ruin this moment for Rudy

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont like it…it could end up being a smart move

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-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a decent move, but Rudy knows that a Ukranian is no substitute for a Russian.

I’m not the smartest guy in the world. I don’t read books or know how "getting pregnant" works. I can’t promise nights filled with intellectual conversation, but if we’re walking past a chain-link fence, you can rest assured that I’m going to try and chew a hole through it.

by brokenyard on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russians are terrible. Go Ukraina.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sniff

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 28, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kidding. Frolov is one of my favorite players. (Datsyuk is another. Even if he is a Red Wing and I hate that.)

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by Niesy on Jul 28, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorites is Ily…………..NOOOOOOOO!

by Nut on Jul 28, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I’ve never had that feeling. Sorry, man.

Though he’s not Russian, this might also be the time to fess up to my adolescent crush on Lidstrom.

I also liked Deadmarsh when he was an Av. Well, that turned out all right.

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by Niesy on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite defenseman outside of the Kings is Volchenkov. I really hate the Devils.

by Nut on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Channel it into a pure beam of hate, then. Trust me, you can do a lot with it.

MUAHAHA

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

datsyuk is so good :) i wish i could se him play more often

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 28, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just hope the USSR re-forms so we can call anyone in eastern europe a Soviet so there’ll be no difference between Russia and Ukraine.

In Lou We Trust: The system hates us, man.
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never stopped calling them Soviets.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s my thing for SBNLA about Poni. Luckily a computer monitor can’t be tear-stained.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha … nice to see you can expand on the “some jerk” comment you put here … :)

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by Angy on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, he’s not Joffrey Lupul or Jason Blake. Pardon me while I go throw up.

by Snap Wilson on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Blake! If you’re worried now, you would’ve had loved him

What would we have to do to get Crosby on the Leafs...?
Wishful thinking never ends in Leaf Nation. For now, Go Leafs! (and Pens!)

by Leafer87 on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words don’t express how bad this guy sucks. I was hoping he’d go to the KHL and stink up someone else’s team. You know how Wayne Simmonds is awesome in every way? Take the exact opposite of that and you have Alex Ponikarovsky.

by yeah_eric on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Pens fans and Leafs fans seem diametrically opposed.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, Rudy’s first post ripping Poni woll no doubt be some of his best work…

by yeah_eric on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

We’re trying to cheer him up, here. CHEER.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll grow to love him, just wait

What would we have to do to get Crosby on the Leafs...?
Wishful thinking never ends in Leaf Nation. For now, Go Leafs! (and Pens!)

by Leafer87 on Jul 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, you will ADORE making him a healthy scratch for playoff games!

by yeah_eric on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This paves the way for trading for Tomas Kaberle… ugh.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jul 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

1 year 3 mil… same thing Frolov just signed for.
That’s gotta hurt.

by Mudhippy on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

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