Staring at Boobs
by cmatthew35 on Jul 28, 2010 5:02 PM PDT
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"A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Ladies, help a guy out?
LONGER LIFE SPAN COMMENCING
Also, my plan to completely take over the entire fanpost section was nearly complete...
...until whats his face ruined it.
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Crap...
Quick Google search for “Dr. Karen Weatherby” leads directly to this being fake…
Results from About.com
Results from Snopes
Damn you Google!!
i heart boobs
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
A study conducted by myself concludes that males never grow up.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
yea im disapointed in the lack of boob comment posting…u drop the ball ladies
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this calls for the monkey
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
tell you what … you flash yours first (and I’m not talking boobs) and I’ll consider it … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
i was looking for a funny porcupine picture to represent my junk when i stumbled across this
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the deer in the middle looks like he blew his load and is too tire to get the hell outta there…the one on the outside is just saying "dude ill make it quick..just let me finish "
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re lucky any women even halfway tolerate this site all. You’re not getting boobages too.
Drop your own balls.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
I don’t know what it says bout us that we do. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
ha ha! NO!
and I’m sure somewhere when I signed up on BoC that I agreed to keep this site PG-13 … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I don’t believe that’s in the guidelines for this site at all.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
the buttfuckin deers kinda ruined that pg-13 rating
"I've never heard so much shit come out of one mouth."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ummmm … hmmm … well … I’m sure SBN would appreciate it … I don’t believe they have yet kicked out a community … I’m sure BoC doesn’t want to be the first … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Heh, I’ll have you know that I just had my quarterly call with the guy representing SBN a couple weeks ago, and he said “keep up the good work.”
Also, Rudy and Meg, a note I forgot to pass on earlier: I just had my quarterly call with the guy representing SBN a couple weeks ago, and he said “keep up the good work.”
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Well then … hmmmm … yes .. good work you guys! … awesome! … And I’m sure no one here wants to see my boobs! :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
And I’m sure no one here wants to see my boobs! :)
I was going to honestly respond that I do not discriminate when it comes to boobs, but if I did I am sure that after the masses respond with their links I would not only discriminate moving forward, but I would be scarred for the rest of my life.
So I’ll leave it alone.
he even mention anything about the site?…or did he go waynes world and pretended u cared what Boc is doing?
“your a freak with a microphone!!”
"Things ain't lookin' bueno!"
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
he
"Things ain't lookin' bueno!"
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Our liaison is the main guy behind Broad Street Hockey, so he knows about us. And apparently he’s a fan — call was really easy.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
o really?
um goooooooo flyers!!!…
"Things ain't lookin' bueno!"
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
who isnt..geesh
"Things ain't lookin' bueno!"
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
kid: which one is bambi?
father: um the one on the bottom although there could be a case made for the one on the middle
kid: what are they doing?
father: um there evolving…see its the same deer u cant see the 4th one standing up
kid: whats evolving?
father: not you apparently
"Things ain't lookin' bueno!"
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 29, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a witty comment to post, but then I saw that threesome of deer getting down and dirty and I realized nothing could top that. (haha, punny)
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
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