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Meanwhile, in Russia...

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A typical Russian Wednesday afternoon, probably.

According to a report on Fear the Fin which cites a Russian newspaper (which you are now reading about here, 3rd-hand. Hooray Internet!) Evegni Nabokov has signed on to play in the KHL. Confirmation and a press conference are expected soon.

The newspaper story continues, saying:

"Мир запчастей на портале vincast.ru: новости, тесты, новинки автозапчастей."

Isn't that unbelievable?

Anyways, I'm sad to see Nabokov go. I thought for sure some NHL team would sign him. Maybe some have made offers, but they're shitty teams that he doesn't want to play for? Who knows. I hope he has an awesome time in Russia, drinking vodka and growing a beard and whatever else it is people do there for fun.

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Maybe he can be roommates with Kovy?

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
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by Megalodon on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.. Love the photo.

Haha.. Love the photo.Indeed – that’s how I spent my childhood.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Wyshynski: Nabokov is arguably the second-best regular season goalie behind Marty in the last decade. His problem is that his price remained too high in his market. So now he gets his money.

Justin Bourne: Wysh – if a guy takes six in Russia instead of two in the NHL, I think it’s a big insight into what matters to him. I can’t hate on him for wanting to be RICH instead of rich, but that’s not the type of goalie you want in the end anyway. San Jose wins there.

by yinhole on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

$2M in the NHL after tax is $1M.

$6M in the KHL after tax – $5.22M.

Kmm. Hard decision here.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its more like $1.4M, but the $5.22M doesn’t include whatever other non-cash stuff they’re gonna give Nabby.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not in that tax bracket. It’s closer to about 1.2 at best.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jul 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the hold up was the family question.

I bet they’re providing a nice house for the family to stay at.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Jul 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all about the working enviroment! I’d like to think Petersburg is way prettier place than say, Philly

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shh, you’re going to shatter our illusions.

MERICUH! FUCK YEAH!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourne is trash.

I like how he calls out Nabby for being selfish when plenty of other ex-NHLers have done the same thing. What’s the problem with taking a guaranteed role and more money?

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 7, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A typical Russian Wednesday afternoon, probably.

thats fantastic….holy cow

yea hes feelings got hurt….KHL jerking off his crank…its not that shocking…i was just hoping he was gonna suck for some other team

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 7, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry Spade, we’ll make sure our next goalie doesn’t let the Ducks win against the Sharks this coming season too … :)

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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Мир запчастей на портале vincast.ru: новости, тесты, новинки автозапчастей.”

Isn’t that unbelievable?

this made me laugh my ass off

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur

I love this whole post.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping somebody would translate that for me. I copied it off an advertisement along the side of the page.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
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by Megalodon on Jul 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s even better when translated –


“The world of car spare parts on vicast.ru portal – news, tests, new arrivals”

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Jul 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I like it better the other way haha.

by AppleSweetRose on Jul 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed…took some of the zing away..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Ivan, it’s WAY better. Meg loves car parts.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 7, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club

by PNK on Jul 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well now we know why Nabby wanted to go to Russia – the incredible automotive deals!

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
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by Megalodon on Jul 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta keep the Lada runnin’

by Getzlaffedat on Jul 7, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

post Rec’d.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jul 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Its just comical…I mean whats the bear more afraid of the bat or the shirtless old man?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That bear must have took his picinic basket.
Thats the uniform Russian forest rangers wear, it’s mandatory.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jul 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats awesome

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 8, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

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