How Do I Know Kovy Will Sign This Weekend?

by RudyKelly on Jul 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT

Because I won't be on my computer 'til Sunday night.

I'm out all this weekend, gone to a bachelor party for some douche bag who is a bigot but also Irish.* There's a no-outside-contact rule in effect so I'll be in communicado** the next few days. I'll be whooping it up, drinking booze and pretending that the poor girl who got touched by her uncle really does like dancing around for my amusement. (The guilt I feel now makes it OK to feel up my own niece, right?) Anyway, fuck Ilya, fuck Lebron, fuck Meg, fuck Earl (is he alive?), fuck you, fuck alcohol for how I'll feel later.

*I never understood how that worked. It'd be like the color yellow saying, "Yeah, you guys used to hate me, but you know who REALLY sucks? Purple. Fuck that guy."

**Fuck this guy.

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Anyway, fuck Ilya, fuck Lebron, fuck Meg, fuck Earl (is he alive?), fuck you, fuck alcohol for how I’ll feel later.

Speaking of, more of my Facebook idiocy that I don’t remember posting. I said this to my ex-roommate from college (I become like Spade when I’m drunk, apparently):

dude what are you doing. i"ve changed… wait til i get there! i’ll challenge you… kovalchuk vs james! you’re going down, cuh!

He nervously responded “Haha, challenge me in what?” and I realized I had no idea what I was talking about. God I’m fucking stupid.

And I hope you find it through this endless wandering.

by brokenyard on Jul 9, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions

goodbye earl

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Jul 9, 2010 4:53 AM PDT reply actions

should we hold a memorial?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions

With Earl off fighting bears in Siberia and now Rudy taking off, this blog is mine, all mine! You guys are DOOOOOMED!

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 7:15 AM PDT reply actions

Heh, Earl’s alive, somewhat — Red Dead is eating my soul.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 9, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions

~~Earl off fighting bears in Siberia~~

My mistake, Earl is off stealing horses and disrespecting the womenfolk.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Hey, John Marston is quite the gentleman around the finer sex.

by Nut on Jul 9, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions

I’ve crossed over to Mexico, and really should be making progress. Problem is I haven’t done a mission in the last day or so — all I’m doing is starting rampages against the Mexican population from various town rooftops.

I know it’ll never come, but I just keep wishing they’d eventually send a Mexican tank after me. Damn you, GTA — you set the bar too high.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jul 9, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions

ok im buying it..ill sell my body to the night tonite to purchase it

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions

6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught me About (hating) Women

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions

Fantastic.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Jul 9, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m guessing that article allows him to feel all enlightened why he keeps on playing.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions

Agh, “while.” Us wimmin, we ain’t no gud spellrs neither.

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by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions

ha ha! my son hasn’t stopped playing it since he got it for his birthday back in May too. loves that game.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Off-topic: Is there any way to remove SBN blogs I’ve subscribed to? My list is all shitted up with the blogs of Sharks’ playoff opponents.

Also, I need to stop going to that Oilers blog post about homosexuality or I’m going to give myself a heart attack.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions

you can only unsubscribe if you haven’t commented on them … once you have it seems you are stuck with them.

as to that one post, yeah I stopped responding to comments, but still reading the new ones … it’s just too addicting of a topic to pass up

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Nooooo! My trash-talking comments are coming back to haunt me!

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions

just make sure BoC and FTF are marked as your faves and they show up first on the list … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions

BoC

I’m not a fan.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Too much Kings and Ducks nonsense.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Jul 9, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions

and Kovy … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

We don’t like your kind here, either. I’m a fishist.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Oh wow, you guys just stole Hjalmarsson?

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by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions

If true, this seems good.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions

WIKIPEDIA ALREADY HAS IT – IT MUST BE TRUE.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Whoever did it screwed up their references though, so I doubt them.

I'm just saying: I'm pretty sure this means deaf people are devil worshipers.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jul 9, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Most unseemly.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Did they also include the part where Chicago can still match? Bwahaha I love any team doing this to them, they’re even more fucked.

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by Niesy on Jul 9, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions

when is Boc gonna have a wikki page?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

oh! I better get my ass over to FTF instead of slumming over here

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jul 9, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions

too much dog fucking…hate that place

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

well fuck you rudy for not including me in the fuck you’s!!!

i suggest for the party putting a dildo in your pants..then have her give u a lap dance and say..hey you ever ride a guy with 2 dicks?…how does it feel?.

let us know her reaction

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least were not the sharks!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions

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