Kings Sign Willie Mitchell

by RudyKelly on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 PM PDT

Who knew Dean Lombardi was deathly afraid of dragons?

What do you guys want to see?

Option A:

Rob Scuderi - Drew Doughty

Jack Johnson - Willie Mitchell

Option B:

Mitchell-Doughty

Johnson-Scuderi

Option C:

Johnson-Doughty

Mitchell-Scuderi

Option D:

I don't care as long as Mitchell elbows Corey Perry in the head.

Poll

Which option do you like best?

Option A

36 votes

Option B

22 votes

Option C

13 votes

Option D

158 votes

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or option E gary bettman voids the contract…thats my vote

"I'll kill all of you, todo!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I agree

by tohon on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions

IT WORKED RUDY

And this vote is unfair, option D the best option by a large margin.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions

Option B. It’s all about keeping the Americans and Canadians seperate but equal.

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions

Option B. Scuderi is very responsible, and will be able to cover when Johnson gets his head stuck up his ass, and can’t get it out.

by Booby_McNipples on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions

27 Dresses

was just too much for them to take.

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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Aug 25, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, exactly.

Who knew Dean Lombardi was deathly afraid of dragons?

He really didn’t know dragons were coming. He just saw the progression from Air Force One to 27 Dresses and could only shudder at what might be coming next. Dragons? Who knew?

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 25, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope he is able to stay healthy. concussions are a nasty thing, look at Ali

by tohon on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions

concussions are a nasty thing, look at Ali

You got that right…

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Aug 25, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

i knew i should have said cassius clay

by tohon on Aug 25, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Option D: This post wasn’t funny so I made a dumb joke option.

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

by brokenyard on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions

I just can’t help myself.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 25, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Option E- Who gives a shit, they’re all bad ass. Haha Sharks, good luck with Kent Huskins

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Aug 25, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Sure hope for your sake Mitchell stays healthy. There’s no reason to worry about that, though, I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 25, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought that post was going up tomorrow?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Sneak preview.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 25, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions

That is all true. But it deprived you of a “neener neener” post today, so it’s definitely worth it.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Option E – Kings Suck!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Aug 25, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Who gives a shit

Figures.

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

by brokenyard on Aug 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh hell, he’s getting $3.5M? That’s too rich for our blood anyways. Congrats Kings, I guess.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 25, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions

He’s worth 1.4 Niclas Wallin’s!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 25, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Want to trade? We’ll throw in Huskins.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 25, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Jack Johnson – Willie Mitchell

If this wins, we should figure out some “Touch my Johnson / Grab my Willie” t-shirt slogan or arena chant.

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

Brilliant.

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Aug 25, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

"I'll kill all of you, todo!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions

i think this should be the basis of your next cartoon

by tohon on Aug 25, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

First off, fuck the Kings...

Second, Mitchell better elbow Corey Perry in the head. Repeatedly.

And finally, he should do it early in the season, because once he meets Douglas Murray, he may not be playing hockey anymore!

Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Aug 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions

Very good plan. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Has anybody confirmed if Rudy is still alive and well after this little bit of tragic news hit the wire this afternoon?

The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Stevie. What have you done? Or what have they done to you?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

puckdaddy headline:

Kings win Willie Mitchell by going longer than others

yea im sure they got lockjaw..

"I'll kill all of you, todo!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

LOL!

by ScottyKnows on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions

i was disapointed this wasnt rec’d 20 times..i thought i was HI-larious

"I dropped a hundred fools like you!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLightning...

Randy Jones

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by angelofdeath on Aug 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Johnson Mitchell

Hit the road Jack, Big Willie Style

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Kings D core is stacked now.

But honestly it isn’t going to get them the division. I’m surprised they picked up Mitchell cause it really wasn’t what they needed.

Ah well. I don’t think Mitchell puts anybody into championship though.

Sharks will get what they need eventually.

by skilletboy on Aug 25, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

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