I'm drunk. But determined to get the greater-internet's opinion on Paul Kariya's return to the Ducks.

Enjoy.

Omegle

Stranger: 21m I want to know the girl in Japan and South Korea
You: Haha, what?
You: So anywho...
You: What's your opinion on the whole Kariya situation?
You: Should he return?
Stranger: i dont know sry :(
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You: so what do you think of Kariya?
Stranger: kariya
You: yesh
Stranger: man waht
Stranger: mean whhat
You: Sir Paul
Stranger: I do not know
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You: So what do you think about Kariya?
Stranger: asl?
You: yes or no
Stranger: what is Kariya
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Stranger: 19 m usa ^^
You: Hey, me too, except not
Stranger: lol
You: anyway
You: What do you think about Kariya?
Stranger: Kariya? I think it is okay
You: Fantastic
Stranger: :P
You: Okay. Let's get gay on each other.
Stranger: Hahaha, you sound so excited about it!
You: Well, unless you've got something more exciting?
Stranger: Well, that sounds pretty good to me actually :D
You: Alright. You go first.
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Stranger: hi 20 m wanna have camsex on msn :P
You: So, Kariya, yes or no?
Stranger: yes :D
You: Fuck yeah, you rule dude.
You: So, let's get gay together.
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Stranger: 8===D
You: Uh huh... Cool...
Stranger: Soo.
You: Anyway, Kariya.
You: Yes or no.
Stranger: What ?
You: Kariya
Stranger: Kariya?
You: Kariya
Stranger: What the hell is it?
You: Oh, I was just wondering if you were into that sort of thing.
Stranger: so are you gay, or just willing to get some cock action when you have to?
You: I'm just wondering about Kariya in a totally platonic fashion.
Stranger: i think you're making that word up. :)
Stranger: just say cum like a normal person.
You: So you ARE for Sir Paul's return?
Stranger: who? The Beetle?
You: Uh?? Sure, whatever.
Stranger: too old.
You: Yeah he's like 35 or something but
You: Still "puts it in the net" if you know what i mean
Stranger: fuck yeah.
You: (i mean it literally)
Stranger: he's way more than 35.
Stranger: unless youre on about someone else. i have no idea what the fuck is happening here.
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