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Omegle is undecided about Kariya

I'm drunk. But determined to get the greater-internet's opinion on Paul Kariya's return to the Ducks.

Enjoy.

Omegle

Star-divide



Stranger: 21m I want to know the girl in Japan and South Korea
You: Haha, what?
You: So anywho...
You: What's your opinion on the whole Kariya situation?
You: Should he return?
Stranger: i dont know sry :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: so what do you think of Kariya?
Stranger: kariya
You: yesh
Stranger: man waht
Stranger: mean whhat
You: Sir Paul
Stranger: I do not know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: So what do you think about Kariya?
Stranger: asl?
You: yes or no
Stranger: what is Kariya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 19 m usa ^^
You: Hey, me too, except not
Stranger: lol
You: anyway
You: What do you think about Kariya?
Stranger: Kariya? I think it is okay
You: Fantastic
Stranger: :P
You: Okay. Let's get gay on each other.
Stranger: Hahaha, you sound so excited about it!
You: Well, unless you've got something more exciting?
Stranger: Well, that sounds pretty good to me actually :D
You: Alright. You go first.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi 20 m wanna have camsex on msn :P
You: So, Kariya, yes or no?
Stranger: yes :D
You: Fuck yeah, you rule dude.
You: So, let's get gay together.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 8===D
You: Uh huh... Cool...
Stranger: Soo.
You: Anyway, Kariya.
You: Yes or no.
Stranger: What ?
You: Kariya
Stranger: Kariya?
You: Kariya
Stranger:
What the hell is it?
You: Oh, I was just wondering if you were into that sort of thing.
Stranger: so are you gay, or just willing to get some cock action when you have to?
You: I'm just wondering about Kariya in a totally platonic fashion.
Stranger: i think you're making that word up. :)
Stranger: just say cum like a normal person.
You: So you ARE for Sir Paul's return?
Stranger: who? The Beetle?
You: Uh?? Sure, whatever.
Stranger: too old.
You: Yeah he's like 35 or something but
You: Still "puts it in the net" if you know what i mean
Stranger: fuck yeah.
You: (i mean it literally)
Stranger: he's way more than 35.
Stranger: unless youre on about someone else. i have no idea what the fuck is happening here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Good work, by. That’s the hard-hitting reporting that few are willing to initiate.

Anybody have a psychic octopus that can end the speculation?

"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 9, 2010 5:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

i have no idea what omegle is..someone explain..as of course its blocked here

earl what the fuck is murray gonna do…pretend like you know!!!!

"You must be the pendejos I keep hearing about!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 9, 2010 6:18 AM PDT reply actions  

omegle is a place for young males to not talk hockey and almost engage in gay chat. That could also be said about BoC, hahaha fag

Hey I dont know if you read it or not, cause it was no longer on the front page by the time I reponded, but thanks for the cartoon post of me. I will buy you a shot at the next BoC Ducks game meet-up, just dont forget to cup the balls, actually I prefer them to be lightly scratched, that feels wonderful.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Aug 9, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer them to be lightly scratched

ha..ill have to request that from the next hooker i bang

yea waiting for earls list of games he rolling to…ill try to make the first one…have a drunken old time

the sign-ups for which lady wants to be my date starts now

"You must be the pendejos I keep hearing about!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 9, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

the sign-ups for which lady wants to be my date starts now

man, its gonna be tough for you to choose between all the ladies that are responding.

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Aug 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

 sounds like youll have to don a wig tu madre

"You must be the pendejos I keep hearing about!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you prefer blondes, brunettes or feisty redhead

Amo la manera una haba y el burrito del queso siente alrededor de mi pene.

by tu madre on Aug 11, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

redhead…doesnt anyone hear me…sniffle sniffle

"You must be the pendejos I keep hearing about!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lmao, that’s some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while. Thanks brokenyard

There's nothing to see here. And nothing gazes back at me.

by Natesaduck on Aug 9, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic.

Don't let the name deceive you, I'm not just a Sharks fan but a Lakers, 49ers, Angels, Giants (and to a lesser extent) Capitals, and Titans fan.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha. At least it wasn’t chat roulette. I did that will all my roommates, it ended up being a bunch of people jerking off the entire time.

by Mudhippy on Aug 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

bunch of people jerking off the entire time.

a saturday nite at meg and rudys apartment!!!

"You must be the pendejos I keep hearing about!"
-John Marston-

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We actually did that on Sunday mornings. It was our version of church.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 9, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was our version of church.

Heeeyyyoooo.

by Mudhippy on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m suprised it’s only a once-a-week occurrence. No daily 5am ceremonies like the mormons?

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Aug 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s actually more like praying to Mecca.

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 12, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ironic. That’s what the ladies call me.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Aug 12, 2010 2:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

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