Watch "The League"
I wrote up a little ditty for SBNation Los Angeles about the Kings training camp battles to watch this weekend. My prediction* that Kyle Clifford will make the team is off to a good start!
*It's actually Quisp's prediction from like 6 months ago but I'm stealing it. What is he going to do about it? HAHAHAH- ow! Hey, stop throwing things!

Hey, watch The League. Do it now. Well, not now; tonight. But watch it. The League is one of those shows I happened to catch last season despite not liking the commercials or the premise that much. ("A show about a bunch of fantasy nerds? Why don't I just go over to Earl's house and hang out?") But the show is really, really funny. It's created by Jeff Schaffer, a man with an impressive writing credentials:
-Bruno
-EuroTrip (despite the lame premise, EuroTrip is actually really funny)
-14 episodes of Seinfeld (including the episodes where George is hiding his secret code, the one where George has to buy calzones for George Steinbrenner, The Summer of George AND the one where Kramer covers himself in butter)
-He was also an executive producer for the latter half of Curb Your Enthusiasm. The guy knows what he's doing.
Anyway, the show is ostensibly about a fantasy league, but mostly it's about a group of guys. They're all in various stages of marriage and they all use their fantasy league to get away from the problems of being an adult. It's surprisingly true to life. It probably helps to know about football to get some of the jokes but you don't have to know much to get jokes about filling a joint with ball hair and getting someone else to smoke it. Or jokes like this, when they're trying to convince the guy they always make fun of to abandon his other league:
Andre: Do you guys promise you're going to stop making fun of my sensitive teeth?
Pete: Yes, of course.
Kevin: *Shakes head no
Andre: You're not going to keep making the same jokes?
Pete: You mean... that the semen's dissolved away all the enamel?
Andre: I KNEW IT!!! Go ahead, laugh! I know it's in there! See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. You know what those other guys say to me? "Oh Andre, is that too hot for you?" "Oh Andre, we care about your enamel."
Kevin: Do they say, "Oh Andre, can we shoot it in the back of your mouth instead of getting it on your teeth?"
Oh, and there's Taco. Oh, Taco. Taco's a moron and doesn't give a shit about fantasy football. He fills the Kramer role on the show, the one guy on the entire show who is completely unrealistic yet nevertheless awesome. Take one episode where Kevin pays Taco (his brother) to dress up like Kevin's daughter's favorite toy and scare the shit out of said daughter so she'll stop playing with that toy because it's annoying him. Taco dresses up like the toy and tries to scare the little girl but she is happy to see him and wants to play. What does Taco do? He shrugs and has the little girl help him rob his brother's house.
Oh, and he sings songs like this (starts about :50 seconds in).
I love Taco.
Anyway, The League's on tonight after It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you should watch it. I'm not getting paid for my endorsement or anything, I just think it's funny.
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You are right - the Mr. McGibblets episode is fucking hysterical.
This show surprised me last season. The promos for season 1 looked pretty weak, but with “The League’s” time slot being right after “Sunny in Philly,” I had to give it a chance. After watching all of season 1, I’m glad I did and I look forward to the start of “The League’s” season 2 tonight.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions
I like how Taco doesn’t care at all about fantasy football, is completely oblivious, yet apparently he was the only one to ever win aside from Pete.
My only complaint about the show is that there isn’t much mention of other people in their league. I mean a fantasy league of only 5 guys, one of which doesn’t even care, is pretty lame.
Good show, though.
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Never heard of this show. What the hell, not like there is anything else on tv.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
DVR = set!
And if you missed it in yesterday’s comments, we should also all be on the lookout for the IFC station, apparently (I found mine!), because this awesomeness is apparently right around the corner.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
What is the IFC station? Do I even get that with basic cable? (answer is probably no)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Independent Film Channel, and probably not.
But if your cable box is exactly like mine, it’s channel 300.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I’m so stoked that Campbell32 posted that link yesterday. I probably would have never heard about it without it being mentioned. More David Cross + Will Arnett = Fuck Yeah!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Woot! Spreading the good stuff. I’m glad this blog appreciates my meager contributions… even though I’m no longer a california dweller.
In the spirit of TV hilarity on the horizon, hope some of you enjoy the comedy of Nick Swardson. Cause apparently this little gem is coming to comedy central in the near future:
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, premiers october 12th.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
A show about a bunch of fantasy nerds? Why don’t I just go over to Earl’s house and hang out?
Sadly, no dog.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 16, 2010 8:51 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You really should talk to the rest of the SBN (hockey only) bloggers and try and find out if Rudy is the only non-sci fi geek around. hmmmm I am curious now.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
im a non-sci fi…duh…although im ok with star wars..thats about as sci-fi as I get
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
From the previous thread…
Spade: i mean wow…sucha disgrace to my holy heman cartoon years
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
heman isnt sci-fi…and he-man was required viewing for youngsters in my era..now voltron?…ok i watched that..and its sci-fi i guess
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Robotech?
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Inspector Gadget?
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Ill get you gadget!!!
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-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont know or remember that one..thundercats though yay!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
He-Man was the gold standard of afternoon cartoons. That and Knight Rider were my afternoons as a lad.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
the hulk used to scare me….i wish i would have knew it was an italian in green makeup
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
He-man was definitely an afternoon staple around the BlueBall family house when I was growing up. But I remember being really into Robotech on KTTV 11. My afternoons did not include Knight Rider reruns, but they were big on the Different Strokes and Three’s Company reruns.
The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
but they were big on the Different Strokes and Three’s Company reruns.
whatch you talkin bout willis?
i think u gave me an idea for a write up with 3’s company
Jack = Rudy, hes a ladies man…goofy..and pretends hes gay
Larry = Meg, jealous of jack..crazy..and I dunno..maybe he looks like him assuming meg exists..(i needed to include meg)
Mr Roper = Earl..suposedly the responsible one..and suspects jack is gay
I couldnt put earl as Firley….i just couldnt do that to him..not with those scarfs
"Buenas Noches, amigos!"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Per his agent, Andres Lilja (formerly of the Detroit Red Wings) has accepted a try-out with the #SJSharks
Hey, maybe Lilja and Selanne could re-enact that great OT playoff goal. Who has Hasek’s number?
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sharks are aiming high arent they
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Lilja? Okay why not. Welcome aboard!
The Zapruder Film of the Kennedy assassination is a better hockey movie than The Love Guru.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 16, 2010 9:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ducks camp seems to be expanding as well. Helene
:
Ducks still working on Paul Mara contract and on pro tryout contract for F Stephane Veilleux
Vayoooooooooo!!
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What the hell? Mara’s in for cheap — $750k — but what the double-vision-Lydman?
In other Anaheim blueline news, the Ducks have announced that recently acquired defenseman Toni Lydman will be out indefinitely after experiencing an acute episode of double vision last week. The team says that doctors have ruled out most major medical concerns but Lydman will not be cleared until the tests and diagnosis are complete.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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It must be because he’s a foreigner.

The Zapruder Film of the Kennedy assassination is a better hockey movie than The Love Guru.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
thats awesome meg
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
is it ok to like that song?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Foreigner’s pretty good. You go ahead and like it.
The Zapruder Film of the Kennedy assassination is a better hockey movie than The Love Guru.
Battle of California
No thanks, I like my League’s to be gentlemen. Also intriguing, Terriers. Kinda cool so far. Plus its shot in San Diego, so you can see the awesomeness we live in down here.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I giggle whenever they mention the Ocean Beach Police Department on that show. Like my rundown, stuck in the 1970’s neighborhood is some sort of thriving metropolis or something. But it is cool to watch Terriers and see my local breakfast shop, attitude adjustment liquor store, and negihborhood whorehouse international hostel on there.
Congrats on the Team Valtrex victory last week, Nut.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched Terriers last night and was impressed. It’s getting shit ratings because of the name and bad advertising, but I hope it sticks around for a while.
The Zapruder Film of the Kennedy assassination is a better hockey movie than The Love Guru.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 16, 2010 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
sounds like a show rudy would watch
but your right..on name alone i wouldnt bother..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought the show was going to be about a group of terriers. I was very disappointed.
by RudyKelly on Sep 16, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yea weak..they could be poker buddies..and hoot and holler at collies….they missed an oppurtininty there
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
san diego is a fun place
the kings and sharks are power bottoms!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The League is amazing
I watch Sunny, so a show on afterwards about fantasy football caught my attention. And it was way better than i expected it to be. So funny. The Mr. McGibblets episode was classic, and the ripping on Andre is always good times! Can’t wait for the season premiers tonight!
"If you can accept losing, you can't win." ~Vince Lombardi
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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 16, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions
I was worried when Paul Scheer showed up but then I discovered that they would spend the whole show making fun of him.
how do u know the full names of every insignificant actor/comedian….youve been amazing me under the radar for a long time
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s more of knowing his name, rather than that gap-toothed guy.
It’s like everybody recognizes certain actors, like William Fitchner for example, but how many people actually know there names?
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He’s the unfunny guy with big teeth from I Love the ____’s!
Good thing you wrote with big teeth, otherwise you would describe everyone on those shows outside of Michael Ian Black on occasion
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I like Rob Huebel and Rob Riggle too.
It’s like everybody recognizes certain actors, like William Fitchner for example, but how many people actually know there names?
Without looking, I can name every member of the space ship team from Deep Impact. I can name all the members of Bruce Willis’ crew from Armageddon except for the fat guy from Herman’s Head.
I can also name every member of Robert Redford’s team from Sneakers, although that’s not as impressive.
except for the fat guy from Herman’s Head.
that guy parlayed that show into a couple gigs..periscope down? and some other roles
you do know a normal person is not suppose to know these things….your also the guy that knows the all the band members of rock bands…while most people only the singer..unless its van halen
your still cooler than meg or earl…but sinking rudy..your sinking
the kings and sharks are power bottoms!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I can name all the musical numbers from Billy Elliot: The Musical. So there’s that to compete with.
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Here’s a name to make it up to you: Rosie Jones. Don’t check it at work, though.
by RudyKelly on Sep 16, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There’s a girl that looks like she knows how to have a good time. A topless good time…
by AnnihilatorRich on Sep 16, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, River Phoenix, Dan Akroyd, David Strathairn, movie gold (I didn’t look). I can’t think of the name of the President on Battlestar Galactica/Donnie Darko’s mom, so I’m saying she’s not on the team.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
you ever see bill pullman try o smoke a cigarette in lost highway..its ..well stupid
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that movie was too weird for me. Was that David Lynch?
Aside from blue Velvet I can’t stand his movies. they seem like something hipsters would like.
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It was Lynch who made Lost Highway. He had some other great movies besides Blue Velvet. Mullholland Drive, The Straight Story and The Elephant Man are 3 amazing movies. Twin Peaks was way ahead of its time as far as TV Series go. Dune makes me giggle and is entertaining. But Inland Empire is an absolute shitstorm of a film that should be avoided at all costs.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Mullholland Drive is one of my favorites. It kinda scares the shit out of me though (when the guy slowly walks down the alley, the old people sneaking under the door). Its mostly the music I think.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I saw Taco do stand-up at the Improv
That guy has been funny forever… Damned stoned Canadiens.
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The League is one of those shows I happened to catch last season despite not liking the commercials or the premise that much
True, same here.
But the show is really, really funny.
False. I don’t think we can hang out anymore.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
That cast looks unrealistic, though, no woman would hang out with sports ge…
Yeah. Forgot where I was going with this.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
You’d actually like the women on the show, Niesy. One’s kind of a stereotypical hot chick married to a douche (although it’s conscious and built into the characters), but the other wife runs her husband’s fantasy team and they are happily married.
married to a douche (although it’s conscious and built into the characters)
As long as it’s conscious. That one show, I’m Fat and Stupid and My Wife is Attractive annoys me because it’s like “Hey, he’s both fat and stupid, and yet his wife is attractive and looks at him with exaggerated disapproval a lot… what’s up with that?” but they never tell you what’s up with that.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Because she’s a scientologist
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by Nut on Sep 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hear you. As long as it snarks on Farmer John Organ Slob material, I’m in.
(Though the only problem with that commercial is that it ends a little too soon. You know right after she just clobbered him with a bat.)
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Omgggg
I loooove the league, and i don’t know shit about fantasy sports. I had no idea the League AND Always Sunny were stating back up today. Tonight will be a good night. Thanks for the heads up.
I’m with you there, TM. Louie was fantastic this season.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I watched the first two episodes, and outside of the poker table discussion of faggots, I was extremely disappointed. Yes, let’s see how awkward we can be.
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Wait until next week. By then you’ll have wasted an hour.
I’m a little miffed at the Ochocinco stuff. I mean, it’s cool, I guess, but they’re severely taking away from the everyman fantasy league experience they’re trying to relate to. Hopefully the name-dropping isn’t a weekly occurrence.
I did watch the first “Terriers”, though — that was pretty good.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
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I don’t know. I laughed. The ending made me wonder if all guys do this when they are truly pleased with their selection. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Try the ceal
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Sep 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Goddamned phone. Try the veal
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by Nut on Sep 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i feel sad when i eat veal..im such a pussy
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 17, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
You might want to consider making a change to eat Milk Steak instead, then
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i got on this french translation fix for a little bit….i thought it was funny and adventurous..apparently i was right
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