Sharks Goaltending: Choose Your Own Adventure
Congratulations! You have been put in charge of the goaltending situation for the San Jose Sharks following the 2009-2010 season. Your team had a great year, but it ended in disappointment once again as they lost in the Western Conference Finals to the Blackhawks, who went on to win the Stanley Cup.
#1 - Your first decision - Will you sign Evgeni Nabokov?
If yes, go to #12.
If no, go to #5
#2 - Antero Niittymaki is your man. He's had some success in big games in the past and is a proven NHL goaltender, though he's been streaky at times. Are you sure about this, or should you get someone else just in case?
I'm sure - we're going with Greiss and Nitty. Go to #6.
It couldn't hurt to see if there's anyone else we could get as well. Go to #11.
#3 - Nabokov gets another chance, and he plays well for the bulk of the season. However, once the playoffs begin, he makes a few costly errors and just isn't as good as he needs to be. The ugly pattern of past years repeats itself: the team drops a few games, the Sharks' defense can't cover for Nabokov's mental errors, and the ultimate victory eludes the Sharks once again.
YOU LOSE.
#4 - Maybe you didn't hear me properly. The STANLEY CUP WINNING GOALTENDER from this past season wants to come play for the Sharks. He'll take a one-year deal, so Greiss and the other young guys will still get their shot the following season. Niemi is also pissed at the Blackhawks because he had to take them to arbitration and they still didn't sign him, so he'll be extra motivated to prove himself this season. Are you SURE you don't want this guy?
You're right, I'm sorry, let's sign Niemi. Go to #7.
No, I'm stubborn, I want to keep trying to sign a defenseman instead. Go to #14.
#5 - You do not sign Evgeni Nabokov. What do you do next?
If you go after another goalie, go to #8.
If you give the young goalies the chance to take the lead, go to #10.
#6 - The season is going well, Nitty seems to be rolling, but OH NO - his hip injury flares up and he's sidelined for the remainder of the year. Greiss tries to take over, but he's not an elite goaltender just yet. A painful playoff loss to the Red Wings puts a brutal end to the season.
YOU LOSE.
#7 - It's okay, I forgive you. Go to #9.
#8 - Which goalie would you like the Sharks to sign?
If Antero Niittymaki, go to #2.
If Marty Turco, go to #13.
#9 - The Sharks now have Niemi and Nittymaki, and their goaltending is the envy of the league. The two push each other throughout the season as they battle for the starting job, and since they're both Finnish they get along really well and go in the sauna together and everything. It's beautiful.
Come the trade deadline, the Sharks hold all the goaltending cards. They can trade one of their top guys to add a defenseman or ship off one of the pipeline goalies to a team that's looking towards the future.
I can't say for certain if the team will win it all, since anything can happen along the way - but I know I'm not worrying about our goaltending situation.
Go to #15.
#10 - You let the Sharks' young goalies try to prove themselves and get the number one job. The season has its ups and downs as the young guys adjust to the pressure. The team finishes sixth in the West and has to face the Blackhawks in the first round. With the young goalies seeing their first NHL playoff action, this season ends in a painfully similar fashion to the last one.
YOU LOSE.
#11 - You look to add another goalie to split time with Niittymaki. Most of the big-name goalies that started the summer as free-agents have already been signed. However, Antti Niemi, the Cup-winning goalie that helped beat the Sharks mere months ago, was not resigned by the Blackhawks because they're retarded. Should we sign him for one season for $2 million?
If yes, go to #9.
If no, go to #4.
#12 - You have signed Nabokov for two more years. Unfortunately, once the season begins, it is clear that his best years are behind him. He is still a quality goaltender, but he doesn't have the stamina or speed to steal games for the Sharks. What do you do?
If you start the young goalies more often, go to #10
If you let Nabokov stick it out, go to #3.
#13 - YOU LOSE.
#14 - There aren't any more good defensemen available, stupid, and now you've waited too long and someone else signed Niemi. Nice job.
YOU LOSE.
#15 - YOU WIN!
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really well and go in the sauna together and everything. It’s beautiful.
cue the finns in the sauna pic
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:21 AM PDT reply actions
nevermind found it myself

this is how finns roll!!!
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
i’d go to sauna with them…
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Remember kids it's down the road not across the street
yea im not sure who creeps me out more..the metro-sexual guy on the left or mustache guy
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Even better.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
Niemi isn't quite the Party Animal

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
by cdz3210 on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahaha…holy shit!!
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 8, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
15 – YOU WIN! in the regualr season
there fixed!!!
true story..my mom the widower had no choice to leave us kids at home…i racked up hundreds of dollas on the phone “choose your own adventure” thing they used to have going..you would press different buttons to choose different paths…holy shit did i get a belt wippin for that one
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:25 AM PDT reply actions

Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 2, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahh no pic what am i missing..wheres niesy to help me
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you click the link and go to the website and see? Or do you have a text-only computer?
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
its blocked…our IT warning thang called it “tasteless” also blocks fantasy football stuff…
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well the picture does say “fucked” so that explains it. Blocking fantasy football is just brutal though.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
seriously…my team is looking good..too
matt schaub for QB
Ray rice for RB
im just weak at reciever
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
im just weak at reciever
Like the Vikings?
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
pretty much berrian isnt gonna cut it
i got roddy white…whos my #1
and hakim nicks as #2
i took a chance on dez bryant…maybe hell be a star…though austin will take some of production away..aslo got mike sims walker and austin collie…not exactly ideal
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Bryant could work out
good offense to grow in.
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
i think ills start collie opposite of roddy..see how nicks and bryant do first…manning loves his whiteboy slot recievers
we do get points for receptions…so collie sounds like a good guy to play as nicks and bryant sound more like homerun guys
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
they allow the finns in the sauna..thats kinda tasteless no?…go figure
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
This was pretty awesome. Kept me busy for awhile. The dual goalie thing seems to be getting more and more common in the league. Maybe the days of having one superstar goal tender is over.
I'm against sigs......Fuck.
what happens if pickles goes down to injury?…yikes….
or any of the other of the “big 3”
there had better be some master plan somewhere…
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably the same thing that happens to the Ducks if your “Big 1” gets injured.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 2, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kept me busy for awhile.
I had to resist the urge to include an infinite loop in the choices. I always hated those in the books.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
okay not done, but love the Turco one … :)
now back to all the options – and not happy how Nabby turned out … grrrr!!!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
It’s a bummer, but it’s the truth. Choose Your Own Adventure books never lie.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
needs more pictures
I would buy hockey-themed Choose Your Own Adventure books. I would.
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
+1 me too…
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 2, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
okay done … I especially like the “YOU WIN”
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
so u like fiction books?
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
fantasies in particular
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
are you siding with a Ducks’ fan?? tsk! bad form!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
well...
what can’t hurt us in the postseason is good, right?
(yeah, go me, making enemies of everyone in this blog so early in the morning!)
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Give us a chance, dude — we’re not exactly Sharks pushovers in best-of-seven series.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Man, I wanted you to beat Detroit so badly in ’09.
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, except then we would have had to play meaningful games against Pahlsson — I don’t know if I could handle that.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
in case u didnt know chiblackhawks…earl would father sami’s children if he could…
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i needed that image info. I meant info.
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
to play fair, you have to bash the Kings now … otherwise you are picking favorites … so not allowed … sheesh!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
gosh, you lot are demanding!
especially since the Kings ARE my favorites.
/possibly blatant lie
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by chiblackhawks on Sep 2, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It could be worse, Chiblackhawks could be siding with a FLYERS fan.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
at least they didn’t say a Wings fan.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Noone sides with Scum fans.
Well, except for other scum fans.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and here I resisted the urge to ask Meg to modify to include a bit bout “YOU WIN and also sweep the Ducks this year” … I should have included that and at least had the first dig in … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
dig in me baby
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Come the trade deadline, the Sharks hold all the goaltending cards.
The market for selling goaltenders is going to suck like it has every year since the lockout. But maybe this year’s different!
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
philly and washington will be on the prowl…
maybe the flames…flame out?…kippersoff?..someone like that
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions
There may be an example, but I can’t think of a time recently when a goaltender got traded for something of quality. Even good playoff hero goalies — Breezy, Halak — they really don’t cost as much as you might think.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
To quote the great hockey sage Bob Fosse:
All the odds are in my favor
Something’s bound to begin
It’s got to happen, happen sometime
Maybe this time they’ll win!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bernier and Quick are still better than both of your goalies
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why exclude Greiss? :)
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Sep 2, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
tee-hee…your on today sleek
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing they’re not gonna carry 3 during the season…Whichever of the 2 that make it aren’t better than Bernier and/or Quick
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Sep 2, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
And more than likely not as good as Zatkoff or Marty Jones, either…
The Spirit of MeatTrain'10!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
They're both better than Quick
Bernier on the other hand…
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Awesome. Now I need to do a choose your own adventure story for Kovalchuk.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 2, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions
I don’t know that anybody will buy a 1,200-page choose-your-own-adventure book.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Sep 2, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
1200 pages? 1200 pounds would be correct, that book’s going to have a ton of pages and i’m too lazy to count.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Niemi is worth the 2 mil per, however....
This isn’t where the Sharks needed to spend their money. Shark fan, you better pray that someone is willing to trade a top D man for an average goalie before the deadline. If they aren’t, you’re screwed.
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
Good luck with Marty Turco, Blackhawks fan.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
I'll roll the dice for saving 1.5 mil a year.
If Niemi was willing to take this money a few months ago, I would have been happy. However, to save the cap hit, I’ll gladly take my chances with Turco. If Turco had our D last year, he would have put up similar numbers to The Finnish Fortress. (feel free to use that nickname)
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
Just like Huet did!
Oh wait, he had an .895 SV%…
On the other hand, I do not want to see the Sharks play the Hawks with Turco in net.
by ruben398 on Sep 2, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so now i’m forced to kinda sorta almost root for sharks in certain situations? great
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Remember kids it's down the road not across the street
It’s just like boarding the Titanic.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Rooting for the Ducks is like boarding the Titanic TODAY.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
i had to explain to a couple people why i just spit out some water…thanks fucker
"Hold your excuses until you figured out which one to use."
-John Marston-
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 2, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
go on … admit you sorta love the Sharks … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Oh god, this may end up being instantly out of date. Eklund is twittering more hints that the Sharks are about to make another move. He’s a fool, but he was totally all over this Niemi thing.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
Is that from the Dany Heatley school of offense?
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
even though i don't agree with this signing...
your CYOA had me scrolling everywhere and laughing non-stop haha.
Don't Toews Me Bro!!
Just to give you a heads up
Another SBN blogger did a Choose Your Own Adventure post (over at the Giants SBN blog), and he got a “cease and desist” letter from ChooseCo (the company that owns the franchise) regarding the post.
So you might get a letter from ChooseCo. Or you might not, depends on whether or not they actually care about hockey.
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Fools and Sages
Whoa that would be awesome. I hope their “cease and desist letter” has a bunch of possible choices and at least 3 exciting endings.
If you would like to cease, turn to page 2.
If you would like to desist, turn to page 3.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Sep 2, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately, it does not. Grant (the overlord there) posted the entire letter (warning: 1000+ comment thread).
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I think all of the choices end in a court case.
or in horrible deaths. either way, not pleasant.
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
Deaths? Like this guy? Or is this the ChooseCo asshole?

I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Sep 2, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Sharks now have Niemi and Nittymaki, and their goaltending is the envy of the league.
I love your posts, Meg; they always make me snort tea out of my nose. Good one.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
That’s what I’m here for.
Drew Remenda would praise a bottle of child poison if it had a picture of Darryl Sutter on it.
Battle of California
He means the Ontario Hockey League.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
League=Chicago
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Sep 4, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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