Phoenix Coyotes @ Los Angeles Kings, 7:30 PST (streaming on Kings website)
This morning at work
Me: I fucking despise that dude. Next time I see him, I'm challenging him to a duel.
Girl #1: But you'd lose and probably pee yourself.
Me: Yeah, but then he's beating a guy who pissed himself and where's the honor in that?
Girl #2: ...I like the word duel because you can flip it around and it's "leud."
Girl #2: You know, someone says something "leud" and then they are challenged to a "duel." It's one of those things... a palindrome?
Me: "Lewd" is spelled with a "w."
Girl #1: And it's not a palindrome.
Girl #2: Oh... haha!
Me & Girl #1: *astonished
Prediction: Kings win in aggregate, 7-5.