Tyler Toffoli... will not be mentioned in this article. I just think he looks like a dope in this picture. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
I've been out of town the past week doing private stuff (that's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs), but while I was out I passed the time by doing what I usually do: writing up line combos. It's fun, it's easy, you can do it at home, at work or on the road! It's just like my other favorite hobby: masturbating.
You can do them yourself too, or with friends! (Again, just like masturbating.) To get you started, here are some forward ideas:
Ryan Smyth - Anze Kopitar - Justin Williams
Alexei Ponikarovsky -Michal Handzus - Wayne Simmonds
Scott Parse/Oscar Moller - Jarret Stoll - Dustin Brown
Rich Clune - Brad Richardson - Kevin Westgarth
or:
Smyth-Kopitar-Williams
Poni-Handzus-Meat Train
Stoll-Schenn/Loktionov-Brown
Clifford-Richardson-Westgarth/Clune
or, if you really wanna get nuts:
Poni-Kopitar-Williams
Smyth-Schenn/Loktionov-Brown
Richardson-Handzus-Meat Train
Clune-Stoll-Parse
And on defense:
Jack Johnson - Willie Mitchell
Thomas Hickey/Johan Fransson/Jacob Muzzin/Davis Drewiske - Matt Greene
or:
Mitchell-Doughty
Johnson-Scuderi
Hickey/Fransson/Muzzin/Drewiske-Greene
or (and this one's my favorite):
Johnson-Doughty
Mitchell-Greene
Hickey/Fransson/Muzzin-Scuderi
Go nuts! You can do the Sharks or Ducks too if you're lame and like those teams. The important thing is that you're wasting time at work, and really, isn't that what this is all about?
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