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Sharks Gameday: Face the Consequences

Ryane Clowe must have made fun of their stupid arena name. Jobing.com? You've got to be kidding me.



 

The Sharks play at 1 PM today, which is great if, like me, you have the day off.

How many of you have the day off today? Show of hands.

Well you definitely should be at home relaxing, if you know what's good for you. Today is a grand holiday in honor of Martin Luther King, and if you are at work today then I'm going to go ahead and say that you are a filthy racist. I don't want to hear any excuses - none of this "But I'm an ER doctor" garbage or one of those "I live in Europe" lies. MLK was a great man, and he deserves to be honored.

Moving on to pretty much the exact opposite of Martin Luther King: hockey! The Sharks' last game was sooooo awesome. I don't know what magically happened to make the team finally able to score, but I know Sharks fans were damn glad to see it.

As nice as it would be to make a big deal out of one victory, the Sharks need to do a hell of a lot more to start climbing the standings. They'll likely need to be putting together winning streaks for much of the rest of the season to guarantee a playoff spot, which isn't a position the Sharks have been in for a while. The best case scenario is that the team gets rolling throughout the remainder of the regular season and is able to continue that strong play into the playoffs. So, you see, it's actually a GOOD thing that the Sharks have been so awful so often up to this point, right?

Okay, obviously not.

Star-divide

When your team finally comes out of an awful losing streak, it's natural human foolishness to get a bit superstitious. The only major thing I did differently with the gameday post for the game against the Blues was post an awesome Deadwood clip. Perhaps the Sharks all got together and watched the clip right before the game, and got all fired up? That's probably the case.

I live to serve, so here you go, fellas: another clip from Deadwood for you to enjoy.

Prediction: Wild Bill and Seth Bullock = Dany Heatley and Ryane Clowe. The other guy = the Coyotes. Sharks win 2-1.

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Today is a grand holiday in honor of Martin Luther King, and if you are at work today then I’m going to go ahead and say that you are a filthy racist. I don’t want to hear any excuses – none of this “But I’m an ER doctor” garbage or one of those “I live in Europe” lies. MLK was a great man, and he deserves to be honored.

I’m not a filthy racist, but I work for one here in Vegas. Jerks — don’t they know I’m totally sick of airplanes by now?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 17, 2011 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

Joe Thornton = E.B. Farnum

Patrick Marleau = Rev. Smith

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Patrick Marleau = Rev. Smith

GOOD CALL..

douglas murray = Captain Joe Turner

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan “I take care of the entire freakin’ defense” Boyle is the constantly exasperated Doc Cochran .

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by Mike Chen on Jan 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was awaiting the scene when doc would nail the gimp…but it never came…I guess waltzing doesnt get him in the mood

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I am a racist...

I can’t use any of those awesome excuses or lies… my company has decided to eliminate MLK day as a paid holiday so here I am. Crapola. At least it’s just the Coyotes they are playing. Yotes games are pretty much snooze fests.

GO SHARKS!

by winthecupsj on Jan 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

i wish i could take off days from school whenever there’s some holiday in North America…

niittymäki starting?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Fight the power, put myself on the throne

by sleza on Jan 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Just tell everyone that if it wasn’t for Martin Luther King you’d all be speaking German now. That should do it.

The reason Texas is so big is so it can hold all the bullshit.
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by Megalodon on Jan 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

aber ich kann deutsch sprechen…

now if i replaced german with russian it might work in every other department of the uni except the one where i am…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Fight the power, put myself on the throne

by sleza on Jan 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

niemi started :(

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Fight the power, put myself on the throne

by sleza on Jan 17, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Deadwood for the win!

Those that doubt me suck cock by choice.

The reason Texas is so big is so it can hold all the bullshit.
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by Megalodon on Jan 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

All I can think of when someone mentions Deadwood is, “Pickling his prick in the cunt brine of another.” Whoever wrote that should win a Filthy Pulizter.

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by ievans on Jan 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The best thing about this is we can photoshop Patty’s mustache photo on to a Deadwood character and he’ll fit right in.

Unless it’s one of the whores, of course.

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by Mike Chen on Jan 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

im a believer…im gonna beg earl to include a deadwood clip for ducks road games..cuz apparently the ducks become the kings on the road

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 17, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN!

woohooo! we’re on a roll!!! :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Jan 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

You were on a roll before dear…It was just downhill.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 17, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

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