Ducks Bingo 2011: Updated

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2011 6:43 AM PST

I’ve been wanting to update this for awhile and I think now is the time as the roster will be set at least until feb 28th methinks..I keep hearing barstool is looking for D help and I would think that would mean moving someone like Lupul to get that achieved although I doubt anyone wants lupul at over 4+ a year..so I think nothing happens to be honest anyways

Now the center square is what they call the FREE square. I mixed up probable squares with more improbable to make the it interesting enjoy!

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oops there are 2 perry running the goalie squares..maybe ill leave it that way cuz its so awesome when he does

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2011 9:53 AM PST reply actions

3 of them.

good work though. Funny shit.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Jan 26, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions

ok thats a little too much ill fix here after my meeting

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions

yea im doing it in a little screen to be discreet..haha

fuck it…gimmie 2 suggestions to replace those squares…ideas people?

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions

Getzlaf no look pass to, Perry.

by Scottyknow on Jan 26, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions

Getzlaf takes a shot on goal
Lupul brings us closer to bikini time
Ducks take at least a two goal lead and blow it
Hiller makes a save with his helmet
Sbisa successfully skates it out of the d-zone and doesn’t turn it over

by Wooster11 on Jan 26, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions

6. Fowler draws two forecheckers to him then weasels the puck to his defensive partner.
7. The top line spends an entire shift in their defensive zone.
8. Saku does something fantastically underappreciated away from the puck.
9. Jason Blake shoots the puck into the goalie’s logo.
10. Matt Beleskey falls over while shooting.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 6:23 AM PST up reply actions

The top line spends an entire shift in their defensive zone.

TALK ABOUT A FREE SQUARE…IM revising it as we speak..some great adds by all commentors

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-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2011 6:28 AM PST up reply actions

You should leave three of them — each time it happens, you get to pick one square to fill.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 26, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

that’s 3 freebies right there.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 26, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions

Carlyle scratches his head.

by Scottyknow on Jan 26, 2011 10:26 AM PST reply actions

Hiller takes one off the face.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Jan 26, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

oh good one

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions

Is there a space for every time you hear an anti-semitic slur?

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jan 26, 2011 10:31 PM PST reply actions

No worries, but we don’t get Bakersfield telecasts. We’d have to use a pro-Finnish slur.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 6:18 AM PST up reply actions

Hahaha alright.

I was trying to be “that guy” who came in with a culturally relevant joke.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jan 28, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions

Just curious, as I haven’t been paying attention — when are the captains supposed to pick the All-Star Teams?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 7:35 AM PST reply actions

Oops — never mind.

The Jan. 28 NHL All-Star Player Fantasy Draft powered by Cisco will be televised live nationwide on TSN and RDS in Canada and VERSUS in the U.S. at 8 p.m. ET from NHL Fan Fair™ at the Raleigh Convention Center.

So I guess three players each are already on teams — Lidstrom, Kane, and St. Louis vs. Staal, Green, and Kesler. Go team Lidstrom, maybe?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions

yea ill be watching…waaay too long to go without hockey even if its gimicky hockey…

im raelly curious to see when and where perry goes…i cant recall if perry ever pissed off lidstrom and his one testicle…

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions

I wonder who gets picked last. Everyone is gonna laugh at him.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Jan 27, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah, instead of giving the Dodge Whatever Car to the ASG MVP (which is always controversial and stupid), they should just give it to the last guy picked.

I wouldn’t be shocked if the last pick had an awesome ASG, though — motivation’s a powerful tool. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah, instead of giving the Dodge Whatever Car to the ASG MVP (which is always controversial and stupid), they should just give it to the last guy picked.

Well what do you fucking know — they did just that.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 28, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

Elias!

by Scottyknow on Jan 27, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions

Not really related, but I did run one set of stats for an HF Boards request.

In 35 games that Lilja has dressed, the Ducks are 23-11-1, and have allowed 22 PPG in 140 times shorthanded. PK% = 84.3%.

In 17 games that Lilja has not dressed, the Ducks are 5-9-3, and have allowed 16 PPG in 64 times shorthanded. PK% = 75.0%.

Go Lilja!

Indeed.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 9:02 AM PST reply actions

Bah! you all know the best Ducks penalty kill was the 6 on 3, Sutton- Marchant -(some other player)kill because both Lilja and Lydman took minors near the end of a game…
Who actually thought that one was getting killed off….

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 27, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions

I don’t think it was Marchant, because Koivu took the faceoff, broke his stick, and went to the bench for a new one to make it a 6-on-2. I’m thinking of the right game, right?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

Ah Koivu was the other forward. I couldn’t think of who it was…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 27, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions

Go Lilja!????
Who would have ever thought those words would ever be said? It’s a pretty amazing statistic, though. You need RC’s email and need to send that directly to him and the Ducks brass.

by Wooster11 on Jan 28, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions

Woo hoo! Getzlaf to sit out two more games!

Excellent — two more games of hustle, followed by 28 games of captain-inspired laziness.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2011 11:32 AM PST reply actions

Did anyone see Joe Sexton in the x games for snowboard street?
He is a stoner.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Feb 1, 2011 6:37 AM PST reply actions

i imagine a lot of snowboarders are stoners…that goes for skate boarders also…and tu madre’s

see u tommorow puto…make sure u shave

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2011 6:44 AM PST up reply actions

my balls?

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Feb 1, 2011 6:47 AM PST up reply actions

lets not get into that topic again lol

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-Jim Morrison-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2011 6:54 AM PST up reply actions