Perry: Come in!
Getzlaf: Trouble at the Arena.
Perry: Oh No! What sort of trouble?
Cherry: I'm sorry, I can't understand what you are saying.
Getzlaugh: sigh- I said, old Jason Blake blew out his hip and lost us the game!
retard: Well what does that mean?
another retard: I don't know! Mr. Neidymayer just told me to come in her and say that Blake blew out a hip, turned over the puck, and Heatley scored! I didn't expect to encounter the HTML Line!
Doors burst open! 3 men in blue capes and hats jump in!
Thornton:NOBODY EXPECTS THE HTML LINE!!! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear-Our two weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency-Our three weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Sharks-Our 4 weapons.... Amongst our weapons...Amongst our weaponry are fear su-I'll come in again.
Getzlaughingstock: I didn't expect to encounter the HTML line today.
Doors burst open again!!!
Mammoth guy:NO ONE EXPECTS THE HTML LINE!!!!! Amongst our diverse weaponry-Yes! Amongst are diverse weaponry we have such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Sharks, and nice blue uniforms-Damn!....Alright, you'll have to say it.
Jumbo Joe: You'll have to say the part about our diverse weaponry.*
Capt. Awkward: I-I can't do that.
Joe shoves him in front
Marleau: Um, um nobody..uh nobody
Joe: (whispers) expects.
Marleau:Expects, Nobody expect the, uh HTML
Marleau: Line..uh... Nobody expects the HTML line! In fact those that do-
Joe: Are chief weapons are
Awkward: Are chief weapons are uh..um...uh.
Marleau: Are um surprise-
Joe: STOP!!! Stop there! whew Are chief weapons are surprise blah blah blah! Heater, read the charges.
Heatley: You, are hereby charged that on diverse nights you committed douchebaggery against the NHL.
Joe: WELL!!! How do you plead?
Perry: Well, innocent and girly of course.
Joe: HA!!! HA HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Joe: We'll soon (wildly flailing arms) change that!!!
Diabolical skills and acting
Joe: Now, fearsupriseruthless-Ugh (smacks himself)
Now assistant captain, the rack!!!
Marleau: (Caught off guard, looks wildly for rack in his cape, reveals panties. Gives Joe the rack)
Joe:(facepalms) You?!......Right.....Tie her down.
Heatley and Marleau proceed to vigoursly gleefully and laughing diabolically tie Perry to the rack while Joe looks on embarrassed and humiliated.
Joe: Right.....sigh..... How do you plead?
Joe: HA!!! Right! Assistant! Give the rack-oh dear....... Give the rack.... A turn.
Marleau: I uh-
Joe: I no you can't, I just wanted to ignore your Errorhoffian mistake.
Marleau: I'm so sorry..... Shall I...uh..
Joe: Oh just pretend for godsakes!
Marleau: Yes......(turns the imaginary crank while laughing in an awkwardly diabolical way)
Joe: Oh god.....
Getzlaff: I'll get that, probably the blow up doll I ordered.
Part 2 will come later
*Yes ladies, the HTML Line has many diverse weapons