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S.J. Sharkie has too much time on his fins

This is what happens when the Sharks have nearly a week off between the first two games of a season.


The lead singer of Smash Mouth promised to eat a bunch of eggs if nerds raised money for his charity. Nerds did, but then he didn't eat the eggs.

Now finally he ate the eggs, and for some reason S.J. Sharkie was there.

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My work has the link blocked out. It says that it is a “tasteless” site.

So, what does that make BoC?

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by Mike Chen on Oct 11, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s too bad. Something Awful is can sometimes be hilarious

by Bearodactyls on Oct 11, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your work filter might block anything that involves Guy Fieri.

Better Guy Fieri than Benn Ferriero.

Enjoying the Shady Acres of hockey blogging retirement. No, that's not the Florida Panthers.

by Mike Chen on Oct 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that even the guy from fucking Smash Mouth has moved on from bleached hair but Guy Fieri is still rocking it. Shine on you stupid fuck, shine on.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 11, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guy Fieri has Corey Perry syndrome: every time I see him, I want to fly into my TV and punch him in the mouth.

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by Mike Chen on Oct 11, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Perry has naturally bleached hair (and skin) so that makes sense.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 11, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i always have to google these names you guys pull out of your asses….i never really paid attention he had stupid hair..i just love all food shows..cuz i love to eat…my heaven is an endless buffet where u never get full…and that japanese guy from iron chef hosts it…it will be awesome

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

total agreement.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives…

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your work has it blocked, I’m not going to attempt it. No sense in raising any red flags my way.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

My work filter too actually…

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Oct 12, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dude from Smash Mouth was on The Surreal Life like five years ago, so the answer is no. But he seemed like a nice guy and I felt bad for him when he broke down about his kid dying.

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by Mike Chen on Oct 11, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

you probally should mike yes

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oww, didn’t know about his kid :/ i shall try to be nicer

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude from Smash Mouth was on The Surreal Life like five years ago, so the answer is no. But he seemed like a nice guy and I felt bad for him when he broke down about his kid dying.

There was a time when the nerds were trying to get Smash Mouth to eat the eggs and he said he couldn’t for a while because his uncle had died. The nerds felt bad and said that was fine… then they noticed that Smash Mouth was saying on his Twitter that he had just bought a jet ski and was talking about going to the river. THEN it turned out that the guy wasn’t even his real uncle, just some old guy who knew pretty well.

Let’s just say I’m skeptical of this “kid” he had. It was probably his pet goat.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 11, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably his pet goat.

I sense another Pets ’o BoC fight coming on…

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by Mike Chen on Oct 11, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When my tortoises get older your pets are all going down.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you probally should mike yes

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

you probably should spade yes

eat the eggs.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

The San Jose Sharks mascot’s name is really SJ Sharkie? Really?

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s my real name. It’s just a coincidence that I happen to be a King fan. But SJ Sharkie is off the charts lame. Oh wait…that’s right New Jersey’s mascot is called NJ devilly. Oh OK forget it.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the Kings

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bailey” the lion? psh. nothing cool about that.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except when your realize he’s named after someone who lost his life on 9-11. Then it’s pretty cool.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tribute. King’s fan get it. Means something us.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know I’m just fucking with you.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

::raises eyebrow::

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did realize that. Would “Sobchenko” be a better name for our mascot? He died in spectacular plane crash this summer. I’m sure you heard about it.

We could name our mascot “Cavanagh.”

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for fuck’s sake.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand.

Am I not allowed to even mention the dead, anymore? You are all being disgustingly sensitive about this. I was not trying to be funny and I did not denigrate any of the three dead guys mentioned. I was making a rhetorical argument. Go ahead and spell it out for me.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do whatever you like, we’re not going to ban you or anything. I just didn’t like where the conversation was going, so I urged restraint. Feel free to keep going though, I don’t really give a fuck.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just cynical about the Kings’ decision to capitalize on the good will generated by terrorist attacks. That’s all.
Oh, and if you make fun of SJ Sharkie again I’ll fucking cut you like the Rangers cut Sean Avery.

by meetyourmako on Oct 12, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll fucking cut you like the Rangers cut Sean Avery.

Too soon, man.

:)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 12, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

no class

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 13, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on how long was your mascot a snow leopard or something? what the hell was that?

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, snow leopard is kazan’s mascot and it’s cool!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a cool animal, but, to my knowledge, irrelevant to L.A., California, the United States, Hockey, and kings in general.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea but snow leopards are so awesome as animals, they don’t need logical explanation ;)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a mascot – he gets invited to children’s parties – what the fuck do you want them to do? A study on the best mascot name ever for a Sharks mascot? Sheesh!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show a little imagination Shark public relations department. Meetyourmako kicks SJ Sharkie’s ass as a mascot name.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the simpliest things are the best. Sharkie works because it makes sense and doesn’t over-complicate. It appeals to kids.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fine because it’s stupid and mascots are stupid.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Also: team names.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You HAVE to say that.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get to say that.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in tribute to all the unidentified victims of birdstrike.

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

laughing…

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shucks,

you’re just saying that…

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's comments like these that have me coming back to BoC.

I love the posters here.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Oct 11, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are quality over quantity

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s just a coincidence that you have a stupid name?

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaahaaahahaa

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck the irony of that is god damn HILARIOUS hahahaha…

by Khaaz on Oct 11, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your point is?

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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Wild Wing for the Ducks mascot

Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...

GO SHARKS!

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by winthecupsj on Oct 11, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild Wing is a douchebag

But the name is still more imaginative than SJ Sharkie. If they had called him A. Duckie, I would agree with you.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s get this post back on topic:

spade, how many eggs do you think you could eat in one sitting? You can have them prepared any way you like.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Since spade doesn’t seem to be here I’ll open the question to the floor: how many eggs could you eat in one sitting?

I think I could do ten for sure, possibly more.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, pre-pasta sauce Newman. Back when he was super hot.

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

for enough money, a lot

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The money goes to charity. Would you still do it?

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i’m broke and need new lappy because i killed mine today… that’s counted as charity, no?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if that money was for charity?

by meetyourmako on Oct 11, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could probably do like 4 or 5.

I don’t really like eggs that much.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 11, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah fuck eggs. The yellow part of the egg is terrible for you and the white part is jizzy and tasteless.

by Khaaz on Oct 11, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the white part is jizzy and tasteless.

um yea

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

smells like bleach….just saying

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah some of us choose to ignore that bit of his comment.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or choose simply to keep their mouths shut.

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

so goes the last article linked to puc daddy..it was a nice ride

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better the face than the eye.

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If BoC wasn’t blocked for tasteless before, it sure the hell will be after this. haha

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Rudy said it wasn’t tasteless.

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont doubt rudy and his large sample size

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d, because it sends a good message to the ladies.

by Khaaz on Oct 11, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged!

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could easily be applicable to some of the men here as well.

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the bestiality reference.

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just call em like i see em.

by Khaaz on Oct 11, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the white part is jizzy and tasteless.

That ain’t egg…

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by Nut on Oct 11, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Raw or cooked? Cooked, maybe 6. Raw, 1 but then I’d puke.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooked however you like.

Only six? Really?

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m skinny – maybe a buck 45. So I can’t eat so much. How long do I have? I usually put down about 6 or seven deviled eggs at family get-togethers. But it’s over the course of a few hours.

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Oct 11, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking you just sit down, take as long as you like, but you can’t get up or go to the bathroom until you are done eating.

Maybe I’m over-confident. Scrambled eggs are really easy to eat though.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah true. I’m pretty sure i’ve eaten a 5 egg omelette/scramble before without even trying.

by Khaaz on Oct 11, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny u mention..last thursday i had crazy autos and ordered this:

ok so I only ate half of it at the time…even half probally has 5 eggs in it…beers were a dollar too..it was awesome..those hash browns are delicous…crispy!!

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So has your doctor told you what your blood pressure and cholesterol levels are recently?

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea the biscuts and gravy were a necessary addition

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten? Damn. If I forced myself and felt sick all day from over-eating in one meal – four maybe five.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy from Smash Mouth did around ten I think, and they had a bunch of toppings and stuff on them because of stupid Guy Fieri.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think 20..but they have topped with salsa or some shredded beer or somthing..lightly…

do i get to phuke them up after?…im trying to get rid of my love handles

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

shredded beer

Do they make that?

The world is a magical place.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

pssst….where have u been?

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could probably eat a lot of scrambled eggs.

In one sitting? I bet I could east at least a dozen. Just put em all in a bowl, scramble em up and pour em into a frying pan.

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah see that’s what I’m thinking. When they’re scrambled, as long as they don’t have added cheese or anything, they aren’t that filling.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I'm usually against it

I might want some ketchup or something after a while. Maybe some hot sauce. Just something that’s not filling but will pep it up because eating just eggs for a while would start to taste awful.

Bring in the Franks Red Hot about halfway through and I could eat more I bet.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 11, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely some hot sauce. I can skip the ketchup, oh hell, I can skip the hot sauce if I have to, but I have to have pepper on my eggs.

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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d eat twelve eggs, but each would have to be prepared quite differently from the last one.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

Maybe we could raise money for charity/ourselves with some sort of egg eating challenge.

Earl Sleek eat the eggs.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait — that’s a lot. Maybe four. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god dammit.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about quail eggs?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on thin ice, buddy.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait! You never did specify what type of eggs. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could eat like a hundred fish eggs!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the contest was eating these:

then my number would be: I could eat all that have ever been made. I love those fucking things.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normal chicken eggs. Please take this seriously.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea a bunch of jokers around here..u guys make me sick…..meg is being serious

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha how can you say take this seriously and then put up whoppers? you suck as much as the rest of us. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

four? we’re talking about normal eggs here, right?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not so much the eggs themselves, I’m just not a big fan of charity. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it explains why u sing for the church..trying to offset your wickedness..buy your way into heaven you heathen!!

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat two eggs in the morning,
I eat two eggs at night.
I eat two eggs in the afternoon,
It make me feel all right.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 11, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

if i could get them scrambled i could probably do 75-100 if i’m allowed a catheter and a colostomy bag, it would potentially double that estimate

These are the demands and sayings of tohon

by tohon on Oct 12, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yummy

"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 13, 2011 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only cool thing about Smashmouth is going on my friends Facebooks and posting a link to “All-star” saying “I love this song so much <3”

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Oct 11, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

...

this is apparently fowler

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

nooooooooo

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha yessssssss

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 11, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sort of like when people found out the Pope was in the Hitler Youth.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

in their case, the first mistake was to expect anything good of pope or vatican

besides, wings are not evil :(

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 11, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no wings are not evil, birds/planes use them to fly and get places. Detroit Red wings are evil and icky.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Oct 11, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they appreciated my succinct summary of the Smash Mouth Eggs Saga.

For those of you that aren’t aware, the egg eating challenge was the culmination of something like four months of nerds telling Smash Mouth Man he needed to do it because they raised the money and him making up excuses and avoiding it.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 11, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe this made it to Puck Daddy’s headlines…

Owlen Nolan saw megs cat…the impossible is possible

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean? This is some of BoC’s finest reporting.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, legal hasn’t even talked to you all about it (yet).

by RedOscar on Oct 11, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

legal is busy with meg right now

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Megs post gets everyone too excited...

And next thing you know there is jizz all over the comments section. Now this forum needs a jizz-mopper. Where is Brodie Brazil when you need him?

Also I bet that the smashmouth guys hate “hey now you’re a rock star” more than anyone on Earth. Just imagine how many times they must have played that fucking song by now. I won’t be surprised when they all commit suicide on stage.

by HaroldRamis on Oct 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet they hate it for about 3 seconds until they think about how much money it made them.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Oct 13, 2011 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

im sure they still have a lot of that money left..and this egg eating thing is for kicks…theyll get back to eating caviar and sailing on there yachts in no time…i mean every one hit band makes billions right out of the gate….to think how close i was to being a billionare

"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you were a billionaire, I assume you’d buy the Ducks and design them a whole new “Dcuks” jersey. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 13, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have a special BOC box for all yall…tear

"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 13, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

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