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Jake Newton Comments

So, Jake Newton.  You have comments about the Ducks? You told the Syracuse Post-Standard, "I don’t know if the Ducks matched my style of play. I think they had an unrealistic goal for what they wanted Jake Newton to be. I think they were expecting much more from me in that (physical) respect, and I lost sight of what got me to this position."

Well, Jake Newton, I have news for you.  You learned of your trade at a Darius Rucker concert.  That means that you went to go see HOOTIE.  Not the blowfish, not anyone else, but the guy who sung the "Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" song.

No wonder you didn't fit in and were a -18.  Hootie.  Really?

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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