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So, Jake Newton.  You have comments about the Ducks? You told the Syracuse Post-Standard, "I don’t know if the Ducks matched my style of play. I think they had an unrealistic goal for what they wanted Jake Newton to be. I think they were expecting much more from me in that (physical) respect, and I lost sight of what got me to this position."

Well, Jake Newton, I have news for you.  You learned of your trade at a Darius Rucker concert.  That means that you went to go see HOOTIE.  Not the blowfish, not anyone else, but the guy who sung the "Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" song.

No wonder you didn't fit in and were a -18.  Hootie.  Really?

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Who’s Jake Newton?

Oh, yeah. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 11, 2011 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fig Newtons are good.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

there underrated for sure

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

unrealistic goal for what they wanted Jake Newton to be

he talked 3rd person? good riddens

"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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