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Sharks Gameday: Let's Hurt Somebody



 

Hey, everything sucks right now.

Well, okay, not everything. There are some bright spots, if one is inclined to look for them. If one were so inclined, one could point to the strong return of Antti Niemi from injury, the quality play of Thomas Greiss, the impressive contributions of Brent Burns, the Sharks' league-leading 40.5 shots per game, or their second-best 23.5 shots against per game. All of these things could be the focus of an optimistic, sunny-side-up article, if one decided to write such a thing.

But this one (me) says screw all that.

I'm not happy with losing. I can rationalize it and keep it in perspective and all that garbage, but it's not fun at all. You know what's fun? When the Sharks beat the hell out of a team. When they score seemingly at will, get goalies pulled, and put together dazzling highlight-reel plays. That's what I want. Right now.

I want the Sharks to hurt the New Jersey Devils. I want the Devils beaten and broken beyond recognition. I want the New Jersey fans watching at home to change the channel out of shame, and I want the fans in the arena to consider giving up on hockey forever.

I want the Sharks to crush their opponents into a fine white powder. Then I want them to snort the power, and to use the unholy high given to them by the broken dreams of their foes to keep going at top speed, steamrollering over everyone who tries to stand in their way.

That's all I want. Is that too much to ask?

Fine, I'll settle for a win. Any win.

But the snorting/steamrollering thing would be awesome.

Prediction: Sharks win 5-3, with goals from Thornton, Marleau, Pavelski, Couture, and Clowe.

After the jump, misogyny.

Star-divide

You know what's more fun to talk about than how the Sharks keep losing? My 78th-favorite movie of all time, In the Company of Men.

I'm not going to try to describe the film here. If you like the clip below, and/or if you hate most people, then you should probably check the movie out.

Warning: Very very very strong language.

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Prediction: Sharks win 5-3, with goals from Thornton, Marleau, Pavelski, Couture, and Clowe.

Fixed that for you.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 21, 2011 5:55 AM PDT reply actions  

kevin such a loyal commentor…..ill say go devils!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 21, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would boo the Ducks as easily as the Sharks given the right conditions.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

what???

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less than 3 you too spade

by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Lubo

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 21, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s early, no reason to panic, we’ll be fine, its only october, etc…

I understand all of that but I’m completely with you:

“I want the Sharks to hurt the New Jersey Devils. I want the Devils beaten and broken beyond recognition. I want the New Jersey fans watching at home to change the channel out of shame, and I want the fans in the arena to consider giving up on hockey forever.”

Lets kill someone. Fuck the Devils.

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

Has anyone (and yeah it could be me if I was so inclined) done a comparison with how the Sharks are starting off this season compared to last season? Someone mentioned to me that they started out 1-3 just like now – and we know they made it far. But I didn’t confirm that myself.

I’m not worried. I see it as giving the less advantaged teams a chance before we take our rightful place.

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Soloact is still doing Sharstistics over at FTF

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah! duh. And in my defense, it’s early in the morning and I had other things on my mind.

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Beat the devil out of them.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Men are such jerks at times. haha

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just mean.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get ’em a body bag!!

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by angryjay93 on Oct 21, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Havlat is playing tonight.

wooooooooo

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Jersey

tools

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Oct 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I bet Kevin looks like one of those. :)

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They all look like that.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Oct 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ewww

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Canadian. I’ve got a beard.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for the "Meet the Press" segment of our BoC readers...

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

and i won’t need dinner today…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on Oct 21, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Admiral Sleek.

I was perusing the LA Times today and came across this little nugget of interest. Had you heard about that project before? I’m curious to see what develops.

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I hadn’t heard about it before, but considering Hollywood’s unwillingness for new ideas, not too surprising, I guess.

Orloff declined to elaborate on the project and would not specify whether the new film would update the original TV series or take off from Moore’s universe.

I sure hope so — that deserves another chapter, even if its in the middle of other storylines. And I want to see the same Saul Tigh for sure. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 21, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how they’d continue from Moore’s universe.

I don’t have much of an interest in going back and seeing something that supposedly happened at some point during the timeline. I didn’t particularly care for Razor and I never saw The Plan but heard it was pretty “meh”

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I hit reply…

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me – Congrats Joe!

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll talk about this in my gameday post tomorrow. I need to get my blood pressure medication refilled first.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

“Wait, how did that one get here…”

puck daddy commenter ramblings on about nothing intelligent.

“That’s better.”

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I highly dislike the Sharks schedule. This is the fifth game in a row I will not see live. I’ve seen more Leafs, Kings, and JETS games live than Sharks. And I just noticed that I won’t be able to see tomorrow’s game live either.

Then, on top of that, I’m having nightmares of last January now and Wilson’s comments that the rush to actually get into the playoffs and get a good seed after that losing streak ended up costing us in the playoffs. Ugh.

by RedOscar on Oct 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re worried way too soon. We’ve only played a few games in a long season. They are going to get their groove with plenty of time for us to laugh at the rest of the Pacific Division.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T YOU GET IT, ANGY?!!!

WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they could outshoot their opponents like that, but they have the penchant of allowing three goals on those 23 shots as opposed to 1 on their 40.

by RedOscar on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you have a bad goalie.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That power play sucked

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah wasn’t the best

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s to winning 7-1 instead of 7-0

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Kurz?

Who’s this Brodie Brazil wannabe?

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it appears the Sharks want to practice their PK.

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys still suck

Lets go bridge watching….Should be a busy night.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Why do they always ask guys if playing against their old team is weird. So many go thru it, what’s the big fucking deal.

/okay I’m in a bad mood and it has nothing to do with this game

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrey Mitchell probably isn’t coming back? Shit.

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by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened to him? All I saw of the game was the goal so far.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meg’s headline inspired somebody.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit, hurt his shoulder/arm.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gay….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry..

that was damned pretty though…

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry .. I can’t even muster enough energy to care at this point … I should stop watching

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

gay

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

whine_country: Hmmm, think I’ll login to BoC, see what’s up…

2 of last 5 comments are “gay”

whine_country: (sigh)

*logs off.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Juvenile fuckers. We’re working in a company of men, and they still want their mommies wiping their bottoms every time they go potty.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy and Meg are gay

Fixed.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish people would stop using 'gay' as a synonym for stupid or whatever.

It’s so retarded.

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by idunno723 on Oct 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s so girl wearing a skirt as a top.

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks (to the league): Listen, we’re good. Listen, trust us. Hey, listen. Listen! Listen! LISTEN! LISTEN!! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LIS

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty wicked shot there by Jumbo… :)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Rudy, you did it! YOU DID IT!!!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

we are good.

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just a set up to kill as many sharks fans as possible when you lose in the third….

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna bet?

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really…

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's cool

I’m just in a gambling mood. I’d bet over anything right now.

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet you can’t go the rest of your life without commenting at BoC.

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by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're on!

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooooh!

You got me!

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by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win, and yet I lose.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks leading in shots 35 – 12.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the Clowe-Couture-Havlat line.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha holy shit.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t catch it exactly, but the radio guy was saying something about how in each (or almost all) of the Sharks losses the opposing goalie has been the number one star of the game.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The opposing goalie had a .938 save percentage in the Sharks’ first 4 games this season. Hedburg has a .943 save percentage so far tonight.

If you didn’t include the Phoenix game, the opposing goalie has had a .964 save percentage.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Hedberg

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Mitch Hedburg is playing goal.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the city, not the person.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just being a dick. As I said, I’ve been pulled.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Hedberg

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Headburgh, the city of Heads

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Kopfbürg

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just update us when the Sharks aren’t leading in shots….Should make things easier on you.

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marleau, Thornton & Pavelski have 14 shots between them.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 21, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should shoot more at the opposing goalie.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Hedberg?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 21, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, the shots mean nothing.

Fucking hell.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck..

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys let Clarkson score against you?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 21, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got my five hole. I’m sorry, everyone!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to do better next time.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been pulled.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well this just has been a sucky day

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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wait fuck

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay … even if they win …

/sorry guys … a friend passed away this morning … even a win won’t cheer me up

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that Ang

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw man :(

Sorry Angy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sorry. I offer my sympathy.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Ang….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 21, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Condolences, Angy.

by RedOscar on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Douglas Murray with the gwg would have been funny

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVELSKI!

POW POW POW POW!

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

“Joe Pavelski: Mr. Clutch.” – Jamie Baker

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVELSKI!!

someone needs to get me a pic of pavelski on one knee with his stick raised in triumph

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Will this do?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 22, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

Thank you. You are a hero.

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Oct 24, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

How awesome is the pain of the devils fan in the background.

Greatest. Thing. Ever.

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Oct 24, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thornton with the game winner. Calling it.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was a creative way to get one in

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

as;fhjkadshfjkah;

;dsh;klajsgkl’askogPAVELSKInasadfgfldsajklhfkljdsahfkioCLOWE[gk’ajg;ajksfghjklashinbjvnafk;g

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Suck it.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 21, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What a relief.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks outshot Devils 41-19.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Also outscored 4-3. ;)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not important.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 21, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 21, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So … if Kevin is lurking … suck it!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Let’s Hurt Somebody

Not sure that is what you meant?

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 21, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I really meant “hurt Devils’ fans” and mostly their feelings.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jacob Josefson would give you the finger if he could lift his arm.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 22, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

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