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Sharks Gameday: Picture Day

I know, man! The first episode of Once Upon a Time was really good!



 

Today's a busy day in BoC hockey, so my post will be mostly pictures. I know our audience doesn't really like to read.

For whatever reason, the Sharks-Bruins game on Saturday ended up being a goldmine for funny pictures. Here are a few of my favorites:

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Logan Couture finally embraces his half-beaver nature, and starts biting everything in sight.

Star-divide

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Is this a hockey fight between two professional NHL players or a tickle fight between two kindergartners?

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 "So the doctor said that my rash is probably caused by my excessive use of dryer sheets."

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Battle!

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Couture loves his new rubber stick.

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When you try to elbow Zdeno Chara in the head you really have to work for it.

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"I'm telling you guys this new rubber stick I got is so cool!"

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Benn Ferriero is really excited about the new Three Musketeers movie,

and to celebrate he's started stabbing people with his stick.

 

Prediction: Sharks win 4-1. Couture, Havlat, Burns, and Vlasic score goals and make funny faces.

 

P.S.: My 76th-favorite movie is Tombstone. Rudy has already written plenty about that film on this blog, so I'll just link to a couple of his pieces.

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BOOOOOOOO!

More Tombstone!

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 6:12 AM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

I’m so glad I work early and can be home in plenty of time.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 6:36 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the first game I get to watch live!

Granted, I’ll be walking in just before the second period, so the Sharks better not mess that up, but woo hoo to Nashville staying in the Central Time Zone and allowing us plebes in California the opportunity to watch them after work!

by RedOscar on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who did you brown nose to get off work early?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get in super early while you guys are being lazy and sleeping.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey. I’m at work by 5 in the morning and I get off around this time.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go to school for an hour and a half on tues thurs and 3 hours on Mon Wedn, my week is so much harder than yours.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s a busy day in BoC hockey

Oh shit! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 6:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Lets Go Sharks

Couture is going to get a hattrick with his new rubber stick tonight.

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 25, 2011 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay Spade isn’t answering my email – anyone know why he deleted his post from yesterday? And where is meetyourmako & scottydoesn’tknow lately?

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

anyone know why he deleted his post from yesterday?

no one gave a shit..

And where is meetyourmako & scottydoesn’tknow lately?

off on a carribean cruise together….contimplating Rapidly Inflating Volcanos!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

no one gave a shit..

I’d say that I was busy working on today’s post, but that’s not true. I just started that now. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

well theres somthing to talk about..ill save for your post…sounds like u got your wish..as far as lineups go

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I haven’t read anything Ducks-related yet. As usual, my post is about something else entirely. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

maroon to the top line…ryan to the 2nd…im not sure if offense was really the problem though…it was more our forwards and defensemen forgot how to play defense

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

maroon to the top line…ryan to the 2nd…im not sure if offense was really the problem though…it was more our forwards and defensemen forgot how to play defense

This was ample Ducks analysis for me. I pray that it is indeed about something else.

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"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea no need to back it up with stats or anything…i hope its about burritos or pizza

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a taco mood, burrito is also an acceptable answer though.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

u can fry the shell…warm it up…have it be corn or flour..and tacos still rock….so verstile and awesome

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is no need to back up that analysis with stats either because it is so accurate.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh don’t pout!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rapidly Inflating Volcanos!

I’ve got a Volcano at home and I try to keep it rapidly inflating as often as possible. Anyone with me?

by HaroldRamis on Oct 25, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

too expensive, but they are awesome.

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooooooooh

I get it now, vaporizer, right?

I thought there was a little sexual innuendo going on.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t put a price on respiratory health, can you?

by HaroldRamis on Oct 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they do make CSI Geology I can be the bat shit insane geologist.

Because I am both, YAY for taking the hardest major out there!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 25, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spade is still recovering from the beating I gave him in Fantasy Hockey 2 weeks ago (that’s right, I’m STILL talking about it!).

Don’t feel too bad though Spade, I gave Meg an even bigger beating just this past week.

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I put missing posters up for my team, Sleek ravaged me. I will forgive him though if we can get some state rape soon, that always makes my day.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

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by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

First place, bitches! And whoever I’m playing against this week doesn’t set his lineup daily!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who has time to set them up daily? Doing it weekly is just fine unless you know someone is injured. (maybe this is why I suck)

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, doing it once a week is fine. But that one time a week set each of your next seven days — that’s important.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like to do it on Monday since its a new match up and periodically check when possible for injury updates and such.

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by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The person who is on this blog probably 4th most doesn’t have time to set her fantasy team once a day?

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Oct 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I wouldn’t be here probably 4th most.

smartass.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win-win

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just sassing ya. By all means, please don’t have time to set your team when we meet in battle.

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by Nut on Oct 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notify me when we meet and I’ll be sure to set them hourly.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, and your team is toast, My Marines will rape you.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 25, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont get how winning by 2 points is beating down anyone…whatever makes your titties jiggle I guess

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

u mad bro?

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought the playful titties jiggle…showed i was in turn being playful….no one gets me sniffle

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I thought my gangsta Logan Couture picture showed I was being playful too, snuffle

I just think this picture is hilarious so I post it whenever I can.

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"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

I REALLY wanna know if the kid on the right is Judson…

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. They don’t look alike. That’s probably a friend from school.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOURCE?!!! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Logan’s coach told me.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look NOTHING like my brothers…

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

where is meetyourmako & scottydoesn’tknow lately?

Shucks, thanks for noticing. I’ve been around. I still check in for the Sleek-toons. Meg’s post grabbed me with the funny pictures…

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tombstone is in 76th place? Probably one of my top 30 for sure.

Sharks get their first shut out tonight.

Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...

GO SHARKS!

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by winthecupsj on Oct 25, 2011 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Tombstone better or worse than…

Star Wars?

Old School?

Office Space?

Ghostbusters?

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you counting Star Wars as one movie or three movies or six movies?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first movie only.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

then not a chance in hell is tombstone better

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Oct 25, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have all those movies on my Flickchart list as better than Tombstone, so I agree. But Tombstone does kick ass.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That entirely depends on which star wars you are talking about.

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 25, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeeze you nerds, just the first one.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Always only the first one. Everyone knows that.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cant help but to ask every time cause episode 4 is one of the best movies I have ever seen and episode 3 is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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by 4Kills5 on Oct 25, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

episode 4????

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cant help but to ask every time cause episode 4 is one of the best movies I have ever seen and episode 3 is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Yeah but Star Wars refers to the original movie. You know, because it’s called Star Wars.

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by RudyKelly on Oct 25, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tombstone is in 76th place?

I didnt even realize having a 76th place favorite movie was a thing to do. Damn ive been out of the loop.

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"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

the only thing I know about Critters is that Raphael goes to see it in teh first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sode 3 is the worst movie I have ever seen.

That’s only because you didn’t see episode 2…

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only because you didn’t see episode 2…

Hello? episode 1 was the most unwatchable of the new ones. Don’t you guys remember Jar-Jar?

“Meesa so fucking annoying…Meesa make this movie only enjoyable for kids…Meesa gonna give you a fucking headache…”

by HaroldRamis on Oct 25, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly… Even in cartoon form he is annoying as shit

by HaroldRamis on Oct 25, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empire is better. And I will always hold that opinion.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

whichever one had the ewoks in it..i vote that one

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats Jedi. But really, the Ewoks won you over?

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

we share the same IQ..there my breatheren

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized jedi was a documentary.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, Spade is a notorious pervert.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i take issue with the notorious part!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beloved pervert?

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  


like this guy?….why dont we just say beloved

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with Spade. And it’s mainly for the Jabba scene, the speeder bike scene, and the ending (which Lucas has done his best to ruin). However, I had forgotten that Chewbacca swings from a tree doing the Tarzan yell, which does dock it a few points.

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by Nut on Oct 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wrong

the best part is Lando clapping.

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, stereotypes don’t always hold true. Lando has no rhythm.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Oct 25, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

but C-3P0 recounting their harrowing tale in Ewok, complete with Millenium Falcon noises and Darth Vader sound effects totally makes up for that.

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that cannot be overlooked

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Tombstone. Or Old School. Or Office Space.

Yeah, I’m cool.

by RedOscar on Oct 25, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

go ahead and shoot yourself now…thats unacceptable

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah seriously what the fuck. Why even have eyes?

I just spit my coffee all over my computer screen

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I spent my free time reading, going outside, studying for school (back when I still was in it), working hard at work, being a productive member of society. I have little free time nowadays to spend on watching movies.

That plus my parents probably would have been none too happy if they found out I was watching a rated-R movie without them present while I still lived at home. In high school. Yeah, I was that kid.

by RedOscar on Oct 25, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read a ton too, and it’s just as much of a waste of time as watching a movie.

Going outside sucks.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but

you feel more accomplished for reading a book than watching a movie.

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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t dispute that. Neither are “productive” though.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Video games. You read, you watch, you play. Feels like I accomplished something.

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by angryjay93 on Oct 25, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? Reading isn’t productive? Reading is a mental activity, it fuels the imagination and so much more. Watching tv just dulls the mind.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! That Meg is such a dodo brain.

by RedOscar on Oct 25, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some reading is

but reading trashy novels isn’t.

For example, as a break from reading philosophy for school, I’ve been reading this trashy sci-fi novel, On Basilisk Station. Anyone ever read the Honor Harrington series? Apparently it’s a big deal.

I don’t know why though, it’s terribly written. Seriously, it jumps from character perspective to character perspective with almost no transition in the middle of paragraphs. There’s also waaaay too much exposition played out in characters’ inner monologues. Really, you’re explaining how starships engines work in your head right now?

Lol, oh well. It’s nice to unwind with bad fiction though. I love it. I’m a big fan of trashy sci-fi and hardboiled detective novels.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read Starship Troopers last month.

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by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I definitely regret not watching the movie instead of reading.

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by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that book

I’ve read (read: read) it like five times.

Love the movie too, but they’re totally different and not worth comparing.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of trashy sci-fi

Read Bujold’s Miles series instead, if you haven’t already.

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by Niesy on Oct 25, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can make the argument that reading is a more imaginative or intellectual activity than watching a movie or TV, sure. But if you’re reading for entertainment then it isn’t a “productive” activity.

If reading is productive because it stimulates your mind then watching TV is productive because it stimulates your eyes. And on that note:

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the rise in slack jawed gawking after MTV is launched…

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but C-3P0 recounting their harrowing tale in Ewok, complete with Millenium Falcon noises and Darth Vader sound effects totally makes up for that.

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops, wrong comment.

but you can blog at work when you can’t watch movies.

by meetyourmako on Oct 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe better than office Space and Old School, not Star Wars or Ghostbusters though.

“And the flowers are still standing!”

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such awesome pictures. Grinning inanely at the tickle fight…

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...

by BritShark on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I have yet to see any of the films on Meg's list so far.

The suspense is building, but I know my streak will be snapped by something stupid like “Hot Dog: The Movie”.

by dikfor on Oct 25, 2011 12:35 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Oh, I’m sure you’ll find one you’ve seen before game #82. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Road Trip

This long road trip seems to be just what the doctor ordered for the Sharks. They have made so many changes to their roster since last season that the chemistry probably needed to be rebuilt.

Havlat has made a big difference on the second line. Offensively the team doesn’t seem to be floundering so much now. With any luck they can continue to get better offensively throughout the year, but it looks like any injuries to the top 6 forwards could be potentially crippling this season.

by HaroldRamis on Oct 25, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Thomas: "I'M HUNGRY!"

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by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Game on!

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!!! and a shortie at that :)

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I asked for my money back.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

For what?

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamecenter LIVE

I’ve yet to watch a single game without issue so far.

This time it just froze while playing and wouldn’t reload. When I signed out and back in it said they were experiencing “technical difficulties.”

I actually just got it to work again, but this is not worth $160. Too much of a hassle. I’d rather deal with trying to find a stream every week than deal with this bullshit.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had Gamecenter, went with the Center Ice option couple years ago and have stuck with it. Never had any issues.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get center ice where I am, I’d much rather have that though…

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that just sucks. Isn’t there a center ice internet version?

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

but now the audio and video are out of sync! Yay!

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move closer to your server. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nashville feed is fine

and boy are they complimentary of the Sharks! Seriously, they’re just talking about how good the Sharks are and how well they’re playing…

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay so we can score on their PP but not our own.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like all four lines tonight…when Mitchell’s ready, who sits?

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by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably Ferreiro

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

I’m not certain Winchester adds a whole lot…

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feels like this clock is going on forever.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb move by Clowe?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but the refs should have let it go.

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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely hate when Clowe pulls that shit.

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine Clowe thinks of Couture as his little brother.

But yeah, dumb move by Clowe, even if it’s respectable.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutch.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Pavelski


American Hero.

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CLOCK GO!

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Win.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL! Empty net!

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by Angy on Oct 25, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

700 assists for Jumbo?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO!

Superfluous fantasy points!

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon hat trick for pavelski!

with 2 empty netters!

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw....

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by PNK on Oct 25, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super. Goodnight people!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Oct 25, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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