Self-Survey: The SB Nation Reader Poll
Hey BoCers,
SB Nation is running a reader survey to get your feedback on user experience, because unlike us, they're constantly working to improve their end-product. :) It's a confidential survey and doesn't take too long to fill out, and they've even added a bonus incentive: whichever 3 SB Nation sites have the highest percentage of members complete surveys will have a $500 donation to the charity of their choice, in their name. That sounds both cool and tax-deductible -- win win!
BoC won't finish top-3 or anything as there's zero questions about burrito ingredients (if we do, I imagine we'll find a charity with the word 'Lokomotiv' in its mission statement), but it'd probably be a good thing if a few of the survey responses mentioned the name 'Battle of California' somewhere in there. You know, for the next time we get ourselves in trouble. :)
And it's also a chance to give the folks upstairs some sense about what works or what doesn't about the SB Nation megaplan. To take the survey, click here:
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/
Go network.
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I put “Picklesnake” wherever I could.
by TnSD11 on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is the difference between “knowing” a site and “using” a site?
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
They must mean “knowing” in the biblical sense.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Oct 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s what I was thinking, but I “use” things in the same sense.
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I “know” the Bible like the back of my hand.
What? That doesn’t even make sense.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
You don’t know the back of you hand?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
The robot felt…surveymonkeyed.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, the nice thing about this campaign is you don’t have to do it every day. :)
www.battleofcali.com
(returns from completing poll on laptop)
Yeah…heh heh…that’s nice, right.
(corrects calendar, dries tears)
Sweet cartoon, by the way. :)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Most of my answers were code for “It’s really fun to swear and to be able to post inflammatory/erroneous material, please don’t ever make us stop.”
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I feel I was a little generous on things like “comprehensive, as-it-breaks news” for us. But once in a while!
www.battleofcali.com
I get “as-it-breaks” news from the comments here.
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
this sums it up…right here…
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
ugh that was painful! and then it asked “which sbn site is your favorite” – I had to actually pick between BoC and FTF.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Hmm, I kind of thought you’d go with Nucks Misconduct.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That’s low. :(
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I mean, thanks for filling it out! :)
And woo hoo! Season starts tomorrow (don’t forget to set your rosters)!
www.battleofcali.com
First day of the season and my youngest has a concert. Just figures.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I thought that would be easy, given how much trash you talk about FtFinners.
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That is those that comment there – not Plank & TCY (or what ever name he is using now) … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
And I’ve got a wedding to go to. It’s in San Jose, though, so I’m cutting out on that shit before puck-drop!
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me
where’s ScottyKnows? We need to finalize our bet.
I totally forgot to think of something embarrassing for him to do when the Sharks finish ahead of the Ducks.
Quick! Give me something degrading and humiliating! Like having to give Meg feedback on his short stories! Or being the personal photographer for Chandler and/or Maggie.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it!
This is going in my survey!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO CRUEL RUDY
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya hey
I’m hurt Angy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I put Mccovey Chronicles…didnt even mention BOC, figured you guys would have been removed for something inflammatory/erroneous by the time i was done with the survey.
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
I was referring to Rudy.
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
Call was late, but yay! We’re not in trouble for anything currently!
And no real pressure to do anything different — hooray!
www.battleofcali.com
i thought u were joking..seriously…?…
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I put Mccovey Chronicles
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I know – seriously. Like they aren’t getting enough votes already.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Baseball sucks.
It is a glorified game of catch.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball sucks.
It is a glorified game of catch.
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A’s.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
haha
I used to be a big fan. Now its just if the A’s are doing good, then yay, if not, oh well.
I was really just trying to get a reaction out of giants fans.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
also Im too lazy to change it
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the Giants winning 3 more world series titles means they’d get moved to the American League, anyway.
by RudyKelly on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I thought you didn't like Fear the Fin because they had opinion or something.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news, it’s official: if Kari Lehtonen wins the Vezina Trophy this season, I will win all three of my fantasy leagues.
Also, it’s official: I’m pretty fucked.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm rocking the BoC goalie corral
Hiller/Quick/Bernier. Don’t fail me vertigo man
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Figured I’d pick up Bernier in case he breaks out and steals the job from Quick. And it was like the 10th-12th round and no had taken him yet.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Oy vey
I have Lehtonen and Steve Mason as my goalies…
Fuck you yahoo…
The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
Barca Blaugranes
@shadowking011
What's all this talk about Lehtonen?
I have him my non-BoC teams.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
That was fun,
I just wrote BoC is the shit on everything.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
You mean I payed for a toll that shouldn't even have existed?!?!?!
THATS BULLSHIT!!!!! Fuck you guys, that money was going to go towards buying Metroid Prime.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
Then I am calling up Judson Couture right now!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy’s hole!
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
by angryjay93 on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm not a pedophile.
Now if it was Samus Aran………..
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of my answers.
Battle of California, they are awesome and hilarious and you should give the $500 to them.
Meg’s cat is awesome.
What’s ESPN?
(Sponsors): Other (anime and video games)
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, a lot of the poll was too easy for me since I don’t really read any ESPN, BR, or SN. They forgot to include TSN as an option. :)
www.battleofcali.com
I actually put TSN as an other source for me.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
American news sources suck for hockey.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yea that was a dreadful exercise ..but I did it…kinda like sex with a rhino
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions
Hey Earl
I’ve never heard you mention the show before, but did you happen to catch this week’s premiere of “Dexter?” It looks like Admiral Adama is going to be this season’s antagonist.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 10:01 AM PDT reply actions
I’ve never really seen any of “Dexter”, but that’s definitely a strong hook to get me watching something. I watched the season of Eureka with Baltar in it just for his nonsense. I’ll check it out.
www.battleofcali.com
I’ve been slowly re-watching the series over the past couple months. I’m on the final season now and they just found Earth.
Baltar was always my favorite character, him and Helo.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
had to cut back on showtime this year…fuck cant believe i missed it…dont tell me about it bastard!!
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god! You missed a great show. I’ll email you the details – you won’t believe what happened!!!
(kidding – I only watched the first couple of seasons, the rest are on netflix)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Sunday TV nights are going to be nuts this season. At 9pm, you will have on all at the same time:
- Dexter
- Boardwalk Empire
- Breaking Bad (soon to be replaced by The Walking Dead)
Fortunately, that 9:00pm time slot should give you guys just enough time to finished drying up any left over tears from the Ducks losing their regularly scheduled 5:00pm Sunday night home games.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot to mention that PBS is running all the episode of Foyle’s War at 8pm and them Masterpiece mystery at 9pm w/ all new INspector Lewis.
Plus 9pm has The Good Wife.
Let's go Ducks.
Wait…what?
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Um Dodger, hellllooo, Pan Am?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched like half an hour of that the other day. One of the stewardesses was a CIA agent and there was a part where they were picking up refugees from the Bay of Pigs but it didn’t really relate to what was going on. It was weird.
There are a bunch of shows trying so hard to be Mad Men but none of them are close.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Um Dodger, hellllooo, Pan Am?
Oh, snap! How on earth could I forget about Pan-Am starring Christina Ricci!!!
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Battlestar was lame and boring.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WAT
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Halo sucks donkey balls.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for inappropriate bullshit.
I’m going straight to Mirtle and Chen with this heresy.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
......

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, just the series finale
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
5. Between your SB Nation site, ESPN, Bleacher Report, and Sporting News, can you tell us which is your favorite and why?
Battle of California, they use curse words.
You’re welcome.
Dump and chase
by cmatthew35 on Oct 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
it’d probably be a good thing if a few of the survey responses mentioned the name ‘Battle of California’ somewhere in there. You know, for the next time we get ourselves in trouble. :)
This right here is the entire reason that anytime SBN wants info from me for anything, I do it from a BoC link or affiliation or something.
I’m still mildly surprised that RK’s post the other day about the douchebag who threw the banana didn’t get nuked.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
Also, if this survey doesn’t allow us to tell them how much we want the edit button, then it’s fucking worthless.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
by IAmJoe on Oct 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m still mildly surprised that RK’s post the other day about the douchebag who threw the banana didn’t get nuked.
I like to think it’s because they realized how it was making fun of a racist and not actually racist itself, but I have a feeling it’s because no one reads the site.
I would ask “what are we? No one. But then realized you would just say we are no one important.” So I’m not asking.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I have a feeling it’s because no one reads the site.
Word, I just like the drawings.
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
Between your SB Nation site, ESPN, Bleacher Report, and Sporting News, can you tell us which is your favorite and why?
I don’t read ESPN because the coverage of hockey is non-existent, and the coverage of football is atrocious. Bleacher Report is fucking garbage being cut/pasted from bloggers with talent. The rare original work on Bleacher Report is of the sort of quality usually reserved for /b/ or World of Warcraft’s Trade Chat. Sporting News isn’t any better than ESPN, though they don’t plagiarize like Bleacher Report. Why the hell would I want to read inferior media?
Didn’t BR steal something from you once, Earl? Maybe I’m wrong, but they still suck.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
by IAmJoe on Oct 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is an uncannily accurate portrayal of the douchebaggery which common occurs at Bleacher Report. Nice work, dude.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t BR steal something from you once, Earl? Maybe I’m wrong, but they still suck.
It’s possible, but I rarely police that sort of stuff. I’m extremely pro-stealing.
www.battleofcali.com
The only reason I even think I remember is because you actually posted something along the lines of “check out this asshole stealing something I did here, and doing it in some sort of incredibly obvious fashion”.
Maybe it was Wysh at PD or something, I don’t know.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
Eklund has been straight busted plagiarising material from LA Kings shrill Rich Hammond before.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but at least SBN doesn’t look to Eklund and go “do we need to be more like that guy?” I don’t want SBN to be like the other options out there, because the other options suck. Remember when FanHouse was good, and then they cut good people and brought in shitbirds like Jay Mariotti?
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
Why do you spend time on your favorite SB Nation site? How would you describe it to a friend or colleague?
I spend time on BoC because it’s extremely funny. Highly irreverent, yet between the sophomoric humor, there’s some really good points. Or maybe between the points, there’s some really good sophomoric humor. They do things differently over there.
I love this line, which I first picked up from Mick Foley, when I read Have a Nice Day (with the extra chapter). He mentioned a book review that said something along the lines of “underneath the sophomoric humor, there were some really great stories in there”, and Foley said he wished the review had read “underneath the stories, there was some really great sophomoric humor in there”.
I guess this means I’m not much better than BR, stealing lines from big time wrasslers.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
So you read World of Warcraft trade chats and Mick Foley books? Cool, man.
Wait… and you read this site.
*shoots self
by RudyKelly on Oct 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Have a Nice Day and Foley is Good were genuinely funny and interesting books, especially as I stopped being interested in wrestling. Sure, they’re written by a guy who talked to a sock and wore a leather mask for a living, but they’re seriously fun reads.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
I read Mick Foley’s first book. It was really good, actually. You’d like it.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Me and you, cage match, no holds barred. Two men enter one man
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
By having leaves separate – is it some kinda dramatic pause?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Thats just sad….I mean you comment here how often?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
its called “the doggystyle”…and well….um yea
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you describe ESPN.com differently? If so, how?
ESPN.com gives pretty perfunctory coverage to the NHL, doesn’t give team-specific coverage (unless you enjoy having Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin’s cocks shoved down your throat), and doesn’t do anything interesting, it’s all just more of the same. They have the same problem with their NFL coverage. Brett Favre was not a good QB, and no matter how many times you tell me “he’s playing like a kid out there” and try to shove his cock down my throat (literally, after the penis pics incident with Jenn Sterger), it makes me not want to consume your media.
There’s a great joke to be made there about consuming media and having cocks shoved down your throat, by the way.
I think that’s a fantastic answer, and I hope the use of a word like “perfunctory” cancels out the fact that I talked about cocks for most of the response. I wonder if the people that read this shit just instantly dismiss a lot of this kind of thing. Does the fact that I used an uncommon word and brought the whole penis metaphor full circle cancel out the fact that I made a penis metaphor?
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
by IAmJoe on Oct 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ummmm You have issues dude.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
you don’t think about this shit?
I seriously can’t complete a survey without thinking about it. I want my answers taken seriously, and I think my coarse language says something about the passion I feel towards these issues. But I don’t want to be dismissed as some sort of retard, so I gotta work some big words in there to show that I have a vocabulary, I just can’t be bothered to use it because I’m so worked up into a frenzy over this issue on which you’re surveying me about.
100% serious. My voice (and my obscenity passion) should be heard, dammit!
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
just say that you have a million facebook friends and twitter followers and you are very influenced by advertising on sports blogs.
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Honestly I don’t think they give a shit. Just like companies when they do their yearly employee surveys. Results always come back saying some shit or another that needs to be improved. Next year the results are the same. Why? Cause management doesn’t really give a shit to improve anything.
They are going to do what they are going to do regardless.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Well yeah, corporate ones are always bullshit.
But what if this one is real, Angy? And you gave up on it. We don’t get an edit button, and it’s YOUR fault, for not answering the survey passionately.
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
I don’t want an edit button. I like seeing screw ups. What I want is an ignore function – like every other chat place has.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Will you still miss all the people when they’re ignoring you?
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure not all would ignore me. :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yeah, it’s pretty much political suicide to completely ignore members of the AARP.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ignore function?
Somebody on JR made a greasemonkey script that does that but I don’t know if it still works.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Except this isn’t a chat room it’s a comment thread.
But fyi, there already is an ignore capability, it’s called yourself. Simply IGNORE people and comments you don’t want to read or care about. It’s actually that easy.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Huh?
You mean I could stop reading BoC?!!
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Until Meg and Rudy teach Chandler and Maggie how to hypnotize us.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For a network that I feel is largely a front runner in the world of digital media, these marketing/promo/sponsorship questions at the end are rather Stone Age. I’m not going to buy something because today’s post is “brought to you by Sprint”. The only promotional thing I’ve seen on SBN that has influenced me at all is when MLX sent free skates to a bunch of bloggers, and all the glowing reviews filled my RSS feeder. My next pair of ice skates will likely be MLX, based on the fact that the people I read are people who I generally trust. So I hope you all appreciate that I’m trying to get Samsung to give you free TV’s, instead of censoring you.
What the hell kind of company wants to advertise on BoC anyways?
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
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14. If your favorite SB Nation site disappeared tomorrow, what would you miss the most?
Samsung, Picklesnakes, and Tugboat.
And maybe Spade.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
14. If your favorite SB Nation site disappeared tomorrow, what would you miss the most?
State Rape
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
by angryjay93 on Oct 5, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahaha yeah that would be missed
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
That was a rather ominous question. I just wrote, “The comments. The posts are pretty good, too.”
www.battleofcali.com
Yeah I just put “the people”. I wouldn’t have even been on SBN if you guys here and Plankdude didn’t drag me over from blogger. It’s the people that draw you to a place and keep you there.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
That was a rather ominous question.
Yeah I definitely read it as a threat.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
what do u mean maybe?…ive already infected all yall anyways….youll have me forever
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
18. If a brand sponsors your favorite SB Nation site through advertising, promotions and commercial propositions, how likely are you to support that brand?
Very likely.
That oughta make my opinion heard! More swearing and Sleektoons!
completely unrelated to any polls, but i’m pretty sure i saw bobby ryan today
and i went to the practice and bought ducks shirt. so my day kinda ruled
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Oct 5, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
uh… i can’t really write a lot about the practice because i wasn’t there that long (they were playing while i was there) i have few pics from there though if i manage to move them to my lappy somehow
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
If you want to e-mail me some shots, I could make them easily postable. And don’t worry — I went to a practice and wrote very little about it. :)
www.battleofcali.com
you’re not fucking Portuguese man!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“”http://55037.hot2.zap.lu/users/0//i/i0ibcdke8afo5oxhijxidyx58k6m67.gif" target="new">but i wish i was"
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
uhm… yeah. that was supposed to be a link but whatever
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
This photo makes the child inside of me very uncomfortable.
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
He totally looks like the type to drag you to a Vegas hotel room and then “savagely penetrated every orifice in [your] little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.”
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s so ugly man…
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Okay
I thought people were riffing on the Fear and Loathing references, but apparently not.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s right, man. Don’t take any guff from these fucking swine.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 6, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions
WHERES MY GOLF SHOES!!!
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
As your attorney
I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.
by meetyourmako on Oct 6, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WE KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TO!
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
the problem with them is that i took them with my phone and i’ve lost the cable that could connect it to my lappy :(
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
...
definitely. and my new shirt is super sweet!

it has “Koivu” on the back side
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Oct 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let’s just do this now to save some time: quit being fucking perverts, you creeps.
by RudyKelly on Oct 5, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
haha
I guess I won’t make my double-D joke.
by meetyourmako on Oct 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
"IT'S A DOUBLE DION!!!!!!"
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Koivu’s an excellent choice. 8’s great and all, but there’s too many of those already.
www.battleofcali.com
to be fair, i didn’t see one with selänne on the back but yeah, i probably would’ve chosen koivu anyway :) he’s forever the captain
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
I really hope Saku scores a goal on Friday — that’d be very cool.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Oct 5, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A hat trick by Ville Leino would be three times as cool, though.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A hat trick by Ville Leino would be three times as cool, though.
I’m pretty excited about Ville Leino’s first foray as a center being against Mike Richards and Anze Kopitar.
First? He’s a natural center isn’t he?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Wait what, he’s playing centre now? That’s even more hilarious than his 6×4.5M contract
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The Ducks losing and getting shutout would be the best option
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yea I looooove the shirt…what is that on front?…oh thats a ducks logo…took me awhile to figure that out…excuse me..i need to use the bathroom queitly
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
found out the guys name is Morton..no lie..tha encounter just gets better every day
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why don't you ever show any love for San Jose's fins.
I mean we have three finnish netminders. Plus Fins are directly related to the name Sharks.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s not going to buy a Sharks shirt at a Duck practice.
She’s foreign and doesn’t know better.
She translates Niittymaki’s blog as well as Teemu’s.
“Finn” has two N’s.
I'll accept the second one.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Text the pics to Earl.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
i was smart and tried to email them to myself but it didn’t seem to quite work :(
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
off topic but since when on the sbn bay area site can you only comment if you have face book and not thru the sbn commenting function?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Too late – I contacted them directly. I don’t like how too many sites are going the facebook way for commenting. Not everyone has a desire to join it.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
....

via mtv3 (the same place where selänne and niittymäki write their blogs)
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Oct 5, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
mtv3 is finnish tv channel with very shitty and inhuman news site
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
shitty and inhuman
Sounds like the perfect place for selänne and niittymäki!
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah… i hate that the said kinda like dominates the hockey coverage. and now they have the broadcasting rights for the worlds so no hockey for me on tv anymore…
but seriously, their headlines after the lokomotiv accident were on level “four gold medals lost on plane crash”. which was the point when i decided i don’t need to read their news
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
Another off-topic question:
For an upcoming post I want to post text with spoiler tags/black highlights on it, so you can only read it by highlighting the text. How the fuck do I do that?
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
That’s a good question, and it’s gotta be possible. Unfortunately, I only know Excel, cartoons, and choir music.
www.battleofcali.com
ducks site have pics of the practice and stuff
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Oct 5, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
sorry still thinking about your boobs shirt…ehhh..what you say?..oh link?
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you not read what Rudy said immediately after she posted her pic you perv!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
BEWBS!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
probably shouldn’t have posted it…
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
You know how this place is. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
yeah… i was just so excited about the shirt i forgot
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
Nothing wrong with you posting a picture of your shirt, but the way it was cropped was probably ill-advised.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how small the image size was, and it still ran into trouble
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Who wrote this survey?!
I sometimes comment on bloggers’ posts
Choices: Little; Sometimes; A lot; Constantly
WTF?
Also, I’m still taking the survey, but if there’s no way of demanding an edit function, I’m going to start a netriot.
Winner of the 2011 Battle of California!...Playoff Pool.
25. When it comes to shopping, where do you spend most of your money? (Please check all that apply)
None of these, I am a very frugal person
Winner of the 2011 Battle of California!...Playoff Pool.
There was no “I have children so please tell me what money I have to spend after it all goes on food for them” option".
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
ugh at the extra quote
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Are you suuuure you wouldn’t like an edit button? ;)
Winner of the 2011 Battle of California!...Playoff Pool.
haha! If we all had edit buttons, no one would be in Spade’s army.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You bet Angy would like an edit button!
That way she could go back and accurately update her recent comment to say:
"I have great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great great grandchildren so please tell me…
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to kick your ass! I am not that fucking old!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You wouldn't have to be THAT old
you just need very promiscuous descendents.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, this is fuckin great.
I wonder if her and Chelios shared a cave together.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, I did learn a new word:
bricolage |ˌbrēkōˈlä zh; ˌbrikə-|
noun ( pl. same or -lages)
(in art or literature) construction or creation from a diverse range of available things : the chaotic bricolage of the novel is brought together in a unifying gesture.
• something constructed or created in this way : bricolages of painted junk.
Winner of the 2011 Battle of California!...Playoff Pool.
right, me too
but what the fuck is “DYI”?
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Way off topic, but Meg, have you seen this?

The model cat is nightmare-inducing, but I can see Chandler rocking it.
Winner of the 2011 Battle of California!...Playoff Pool.
For this blog that is shockingly on-topic.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What the hell kind of cat is that? That’s like getting Clint Howard to advertise your t-shirt.
by RudyKelly on Oct 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
His spikey hair on his head rules
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That cat sucks ass, but that’s a sweet outfit he has on.
40 bucks? Never mind.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
I gave you guys a low score when it asked me to rate if you were the “most trustworthy writers in sports journalism”.
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
Just so I answered the survey 100% truthfully
I took the survey and am now posting a comment to meet the obligation that I post “little” on my favorite blog otherwise I would have just chosen “none” and continued my lurker status.
The academy worked with time, until time ran out.
by TheRobberBaron on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
DAY WALKER!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have fantasy hockey question.
Are you allowed to change your roster at any time?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
In the BoC league -
Mostly, yes. Once a game starts involving one of your players, you will not be able to change that player’s status right after the game starts until the next day.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope you’re not allowed to so don’t even try (bwahahaha)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
too late
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I have just realized how gorgeous Kesler is.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Let’s just do this now to save some time: quit being fucking perverts, you creeps.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
grrrr! I can admire the man without cheering for the team he plays for.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's where you say:
“He could dive right into my bed!” or something along those lines…
by meetyourmako on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
it’s like she’s intentionally adding fuel to the fire
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Took the survey. Now I’m gearing up for the Fake Dan Ellis Memorial league. I have doughty!
by lnickerson88 on Oct 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
HOCKEY SEASON STARTS TODAY!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on Oct 6, 2011 6:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wooooo for hockey as well
Go Lucic, you bitch!!! Rack up those PIMs…
The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
Barca Blaugranes
Follow @shadowking011
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this has been annoying me for a while. i mean, nice that nhl starts but we have had hockey going on for a month now… ;)
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
GO SHARKS!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I may have completed this survey, saying that my favorite blog was, “Battle of Fucking California!”
That is the name, right?
by Johngo Fett on Oct 6, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
If they started advertising it like that I would probably switch banks.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
well they’re already fucking America, maybe it’s time
by meetyourmako on Oct 6, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
dont get me started…hello $5 a month debit fee…mutherfukka
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?!
lol, that sucks.
but seriously, i wouldn’t switch banks, USAA rocks. only problem is I have to mail all my checks to Texas to deposit them.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh 3 tenors of this blog..can we switch to "Battle of Fucking California!"
fuck would that be awesome
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
At first I felt kind of weird putting “Battle of California” down for the site that referred me to the survey.
Then they started talking about sponsors and figured I felt properly ironic. Like a damned hipster.
Damn you, BoC. Damn you.
Tweets @ChiBlackhawks, blogs at Blackhawks Down Low, and contributes to Intent to Blow.
President of the Dave Bolland Apologist Society. (I called dibs, hah!)
Damn you, BoC. Damn you.
whats uttered everytime u walk away from the keyboard
"Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I wrote all about how much I love BOC. I also answered that I spend most of my money on Alcoholic Beverages so I’m pretty sure they’re not gonna take me seriously.
Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?

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