Sharks Gameday: Beauty and the Beast
by Megalodon on Nov 10, 2011 5:00 AM PST
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A flashy offensive defenseman like Brent Burns can be a huge asset or a big liability. A d-man who takes risks and goes out of position can help create big plays for his team, but he can just as easily be the guy who allows the big play from the opposition. To reach his true potential, an offensive defenseman needs to find the right partner. He needs to find a player that compliments his style in every way. A perfect match. A soul mate.
It's a tale as old as time.
For years now, Marc-Edouard Vlasic has been one of the Sharks' most reliable defensemen. Since the 06-07 season, when Vlasic was only 19, he has been playing over twenty minutes a night. He has contributed offensively along the way (30 assists in 08-09) but his primary role has always been more of a stay-at-home defenseman who rarely makes mistakes and does all the little things correctly.
Burns and Vlasic (PICKLESNAKE!!) have been playing together this year as San Jose's second d-pair. The thinking was that pairing Burns with Vlasic would help to reduce the occasional backlash the Sharks would suffer from Burns' risky plays (Remember folks: when Brent Burns does something risky and it leads to a goal against the Sharks, we say "The Sharks just got Brent'd!"). The Sharks could benefit from Burns's offensive skills while still playing solid defense.
That was how it was supposed to work in theory, anyway. Is that what is actually happening?
After the jump: stats ahoy!
Neither of these stat-lines is phenomenal, but both are respectable. Currently neither Vlasic or Burns is on pace for any career highs, but of course the season is still very young. Burns has a bunch of shots and a couple of power play goals, both good signs for the team. Dan Boyle is still the team's leading scorer on defense, but both Burns and Vlasic are scoring every couple of games as well.
There's a lot more involved in properly judging how a d-pair is working than simply looking at scoring and plus-minus, however. If you're into Corsi numbers and that sort of stuff (which you really should be) then taking a look at the Sharks defense on Behind the Net can be illuminating. I don't understand these types of statistics nearly enough to begin analyzing them in depth, though. Sorry. If I've let you down then I recommend you go look at the picture at the top of this post one more time and then ask yourself why you thought the text that followed would be professional in any way.
Rudy did his best to explain the advanced statistics stuff to me, but honestly I don't think he really understands it that well either. Our tentative conclusions were:
1. Burns and Vlasic play the second-toughest competition as a pair, and are doing quite well.
2. Burns in particular is awesome in terms of Corsi.
3. Burns and Vlasic make a great pair. PICKLESNAKE FOR LIFE!!!
Of course, this could all be wrong, since our analysis is like playing a game of telephone with a couple of ESL students. Oh well.
For many reasons, only about 60 percent of which are related to his robotic sex-pants, I'm thrilled to have Brent Burns on the team.
Prediction: It's an exciting, hard-fought game, but in the end the Sharks emerge victorious. It will be just like this, pretty much, with the Wild playing the part of the wolves and the Sharks represented by the Beast. 3-2 in OT, with Burns scoring the game winner.
Finally, here is a picture I drew of Douglas Murray as Gaston:
Oh, and Beauty and the Beast is my 69th-favorite movie of all time.
There is one Disney animated film higher than it on my list.
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What a great picture.
PK needs to stop singing Be Our Guest.
Is the other one Fantasia? I can’t wait to find out.
Should be a good game…go Sharks!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
There is one Disney animated film higher than it on my list.
I’m calling it right now: Robin Hood.
by meetyourmako on Nov 10, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
I liked Sword in the Stone more than Robin Hood.
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by Megalodon on Nov 10, 2011 7:09 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
This deserves a post of it’s own…
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Followed by one gargantuan #poop.
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by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, and I heard the dog showed Pavs his secrets to the PP...
…it’s all about lifting your leg just right.
Joe’s PP Leglift:
The proper technique, as demonstrated by Cocoa’s road trip doghousemate, Clowners:
Clearly there is work remaining to be done.
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by Noctro on Nov 10, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And as for fixing the PK?
Get a bigger newspaper roll.
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Thanks. The Murray picture is based off an image of Gaston that comes up when you google image search for him.
Here’s a tip: google image searching “gaston” yield even gayer results than you would expect.
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dude
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I'm charging you for my therapy sessions.
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If you're going to see a therapist
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What I don't get is...
…WHIMP?
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I just spent the last twenty minutes watching those "X Sharks Player is a losy X, but a great hockey Player" commercials.
Time well spent.
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by Diamondback15 on Nov 10, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Megs: golB-ing like there's no tomorrow
Robosexpants better bring it.
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GO SHARKS!
No comment about Heatley & Setoguchi returning to the Tank? No Sharks on Sharks action or Wild on Wild action? What’s happened to this place?
Okay and I want opinions – what do you guys think of what happened last night between the Flyers and TB?
I died laughing when I saw that. Looks like both sides are pointing fingers as to whose to blame for that embarassment, but I say it’s both. Flyers have the puck and choose to do nothing with it. TB should take action to get it.
Still hilarious as all fuck.
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No comment about Heatley & Setoguchi returning to the Tank? No Sharks on Sharks action or Wild on Wild action? What’s happened to this place?
If you want the obvious storyline, there are plenty of places you can go for that. Here we are comparing Vlasic and Burns to Beauty and the Beast.
And the Flyers – Lightning game reminded me of this one scene in The Lion King.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
No comment about Heatley & Setoguchi returning to the Tank? No Sharks on Sharks action or Wild on Wild action? What’s happened to this place?
That is not a tale as old as time
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 10, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Angy is.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I feel terrible. Everyone yells ancient, yet I feel like she’s only a few years older than me.
I don’t know if that’s a knock on me or a compliment to her.
Don’t feel terrible – everyone ends up with a walker at some point in their life.
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by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 10, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
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by PNK on Nov 10, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 10, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Keep it real... Keep it fresh... Keep it real fresh ~SLNC
Picklesnake 2011-2012
by wtfbro? on Nov 10, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
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by PNK on Nov 10, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy fuck what has been going on here?
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Isn’t it obvious?
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Yeah, and it’s shockingly awesome.
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!
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I blame the Flyers. They had control of the puck, so it’s their job to drive it forward to attempt a SOG. You can’t make goals skating around in your own end avoiding the defense and hoping they change their play.
To a lesser extent, though, the Bolts are at fault for being so stubborn in their defensive scheme and not attempting a forecheck to get possession of the puck in their own end to have the chance for a SOG. It may be a low percentage play, but you can’t score unless you get a turnover and win possession.
Is this Meg's next favorite Disney movie?
Featuring Braun Rabbit & Uncle Havlat!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2011 8:56 AM PST reply actions
I’m going to get heat for this, but this show gets a bad rap.
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this show gets a bad rap.
Oh just because it involves African-Americans you had to mention “rap.”
You make me sick, racist.
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by Megalodon on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
I’m going to get heat for this
Won’t your face be black!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I tend to agree. Zippity Do Da
is one of the all time great Disney songs.
I listen to the song on my iPod while doing p90x.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
lol
We had Brer Rabbit books when I was a kid. I remember having no idea how racist it was, even when they brought out the Tar Baby.
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When looking for the above image
I found this:
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Animated Disney movies that cull my favor over Beauty and the Beast:
Pinnochio
Robin Hood
Sword and the Stone
Lion King
Alladin
Tarzan
(Not including Pixar, if you did I’d have to include Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Toy Story 2 and 3, Monsters, Inc, and Wall-E)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I think I hold a grudge against Beauty and the Beast because my wife made me watch the musical. One thing that held true in both versions, Belle’s dad is fucking annoying
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
“I use antlers in all of my decorating!”
Sorry I can’t hear you right now.
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Murray would feel right at home.
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Animated Disney movies that cull my favor over Beauty and the Beast:
You forgot Great Mouse Detective, you cur.
by RudyKelly on Nov 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If this is based solely on music, then The Little Mermaid should be the one ahead of Beauty and the Beast.
by meetyourmako on Nov 10, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Wall-E was boring.
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by Angy on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
agree with nut…lots of action..and good story…you had to root for lil wall-e sniffle
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
No you didn’t. It was boring as hell. Complete waste of time.
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Oh, like the Flyers 1-3-1 defense.
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@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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Its ok I understand. You grew up in a time when all you had was caligraphy.
Seeing these moving computer animated images must scare and confuse you.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
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by Diamondback15 on Nov 10, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Alice In Wonderland is a fucked-up book and a fucked-up movie. That’s why it’s the best one.
Enjoying the Shady Acres of hockey blogging retirement. No, that's not the Florida Panthers.
I prefer the original American McGee version
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@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
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by Noctro on Nov 10, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
From Brodie Brazil:
Defensive pair changes for #SJSharks this AM: Braun-Vlasic, Burns-White
This is NOT acceptable. PICKLESNAKE must live on!
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Yeah these were actually the pairings for part of the game against the Kings, but I refuse to accept it. It’s just a phase.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Someone sent this page to Tmac, didn't they?
- Shakes Fist In Air <*
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@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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Well, that didn't work out at all. Damn you undocumented formatting codes!
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@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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Is it bad that it took me ten minutes before I realized that Vlasic’s head had replaced Belle’s?
by RedOscar on Nov 10, 2011 11:16 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
And etch-a-sketch
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@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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You guys are all racists
I’m surprised nobody has thrown a banana into these comments yet.
I would also like to say that Vlasic’s offense skills don’t exist but I’m sure everyone would jump on me and attack me with statistics. But seriously I can count on one hand the number of shots he has put on net in his career. (I still like him on the Sharks, though).
I never said I would count with my fingers Rudy, just that I could count on one hand. I do only have 5 fingers, but hey that’s still enough to count the times the Kings have scored more than 2 goals this season
Ftssssssss.....
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by Noctro on Nov 11, 2011 7:14 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I agree, Vlasic doesn’t do a lot offensively. That’s why he NEEDS to be with Burns! They were made for each other!
Damn you, Todd McLellan, give me my happy ending!
(Gay?)
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When Harold’s finished counting, maybe he can use his hand to help you.
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by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
its only gay if you smile during right?
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Young or old?
It’s doesn’t matter… in the dark.
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My favorite thing about Meg's Gaston picture
The BoC Legal Team disclosure at the bottom.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions
Seriously, don’t steal it.
It’s the same legal warning I used last time I did some cartoon stuff.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
pocketsnake is picklesnake travel version
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
Trouser snake?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 10, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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GO SHARKS!
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That was interesting
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Oh … Sharks on Sharks action going on.
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Discovery Channel?
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ah … they bore me.
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It started last year, but this season is really bad. The comments they make are just not funny or clever.
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by Angy on Nov 10, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I really should start doing that myself … is it out of sync with the tv?
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haha … they even have a google for that … funny :)
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a google?
sigh, old people just don’t understand…
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Oh, man, you really know how to hipcheck, you two... :-/
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Drew’s been on my nerves for kind of a long while now.
by meetyourmako on Nov 10, 2011 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
Holy shit
that’s what Havlat sounds like?
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Sounds like Boucher impersonating Semenov…
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GOAL!!
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So no shit
I’m texting my girlfriend who is also watching the game.
And I thought, “You know what? They’re gonna score right now.” So I started typing a celebratory text with play still going on and before I even finished it Marleau scored.
Boom.
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GOAL!!!!
Marleau had his Wheaties today!
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Wheaties are too flashy for Marleau
he prefers Crispy Hexagons
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
GOAL!!!!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Indeed!
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Over at HW ...
they are saying ew to this, but I say it’s gorgeous!
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I saw that too
how the hell did he get this? did he make himself off a feed?
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
I don’t know … let me ask. :)
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He borrowed it from Wysh’s Twitter. :)
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ah, thanks
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why the fuck
are people booing Heatley?
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I have no idea :(
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They are Kawikama Fans
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because they are drunken obnoxious dipshits who sat right behind me
by meetyourmako on Nov 11, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions
No idea. I don't get it.
Were there people booing for the whole game? I noticed a mixed response when they had him on the jumbotron, but I didn’t notice possession booing until the third. It was definitely a minority of the crowd though, and it didn’t sound like any of the people sitting near me were among them.
by Bad Czech Pun on Nov 11, 2011 12:47 AM PST up reply actions
Booing former players...
It’s a tale as old as time.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 11, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Does it count as a high stick
if the guys face is only like a foot off the ice?
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Kent Huskins cares.
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Depends on whose face it is.
"Never start a fight, but ALWAYS finish it."
@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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WIN!!
GO SHARKS!
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Just stole this off NHL.com
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It says that the sharks shut out the wild 3-0… OOPS!
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Obviously the NHL sees it as we see it.
Because it wasn’t Heater or Seto, it didn’t count.
Duh.
"Never start a fight, but ALWAYS finish it."
@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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Clearly the Burnzie's Robotic Sex Pants paid off...
…and I suspect Patty borrowed them.
"Never start a fight, but ALWAYS finish it."
@TheFourthPeriod How intense with the #Bruins #Habs PO series be? || @Noctro Like K-Y Jelly lit on fire. || @TheFourthPeriod Wow. Best. Answer. Ever.
"I still say McLellan needs to roll Pavelski, Marleau, and Stetoguchi together. No one would go NEAR that line."
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